*A young girl with bright red hair apporaches. Command? Wait, that's not right...* Shidou Hikaru here! I don't know why, but Chibi asked me to be the keeper of the MST vault. It's a fun job, really, good pay, get to read the MSTings and such beforehand, and, oh, I'm rambling, aren't I? Anyway, If you have any MSTings, you can send 'em here. Unfortunately, we're kinda shy about putting up lemon MSTings, so please don't send those here. You, however, send them to Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings and good ol' Timmy'll put 'em up for ya. Oh, one more thing, any of Chibi's fics are up for grabs if you want to riff 'em unless she specifically tells everyone not to. Of course, it would be nice to tell her that you're gonna MST it. Anyone else's fics, you gotta ask for permission from the author. Well, that's it. If you need to see all the legal business, just go to the "Legal Crap I Gotta Put Up to Cover My A$$" section. Have fun!
Rini: All right, our current selction consists of...
Battle of the Strongest: The first MSTing. What would happen if Cloud and Crono fought? Not what you'd expect...
Wild ARMs Rage and Toshinden Rage: Weirdness doesn't reign in these fics; it pours!
The Cursed Waters: A rare find indeed; a Ranma 1/2 / Captain N crossover. Thrill at the realization that the cursed waters aren't in China!
The Jonathanlizers: A Sonic fic with possible self insertion. The first MST with Citan Uzuki!
Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story: Everyone goes out of character in this twisted tale of... of... oh hell.
Return of Lord Thinker: Incoherency at its best.
Get Rich Quick spam: It's spam. That's it.
Don't Freak Out: Road Rovers/Freakazoid crossover. Yes, it's as weird as you think it is.
The Price of Redemption, parts 1-3: A Pokemon story. Meoweth loses his memory and joins Ash and Co. Thrill as you find out there are no periods!
The Price of Redemption, parts 4-5: The conclusion to this story; First of the off on a tangent "Xenogears Interludes" made so far by the boss.
Messila's Journey:A Pokemon fic from good ol' Dr. Thinker. Watch as Fei gets a major headache!
"Why RPGs Should Be Severly Censored...: Hoo boy. Stephen Gohan's "editorial". I sure as hell hope this is really a satire... See Lucca get revenge on the Mads!
Messila's Journey, part 2: The second part of Dr. Thinker's newest epic. The old crew finally starts riffing again! Huzzah!
Messila's Journey, part 3: The last written part so far of Thinker's Pokemon series. See Rudy turn Rini into a bunny!
Ash's New Friend: Pokemon SI! Watch as Pikachu falls for the Aura of Smooth!
Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story, part 2: The continuation of the tale of.. of... oh hell.
Behind the Scenes: Ah, the good doc has done it again! A nice, refreshing change from the MST that preceeded it...
Emerald Nights: A nice, clean Xenogears fic... Too bad the MSTiers start getting hentai.
Pokemon Gangbang: *WARNING!* This is not for anyone under the age of 18. Hell, it's not for anyone over the age of 18! It's a "tender" Pokemon lemon. *urk!* Proceed with caution and watch out for the man-eating grass of Donaloo. (Co-MSTed with Hyperionius)
Beloved? Yeah, Right: A lovely warped story about Sailor Moon and a vampiric Mamoru. Hey, at least it's not a lemon. ^^;;
Messila's Journey, part 4: More shiny happy Thinkernes! ^_^
Messila's Journey, part 5: Part 5 and plenty more where that came from! Can our intrepid fanfic reviewers make it?
Decency Patrol #2: It's Matrix fic. Read it, if you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL... What the Rock is cooking. With Holy war action!
*SPECIAL!* The Happy Spell: A Mystery Suikoden Theater 108 special. THRILL as Luc desperately needs counselling and an optometrist!
Slayer Arms: It's not sick or warped, just strange. IT'S A MIRACLE! ^_^
Messila's Journey, part 6: DOES THIS NEVER END?! Oh well, it's more Thinker FUNZIES!
Messila's Journey, part 7: Don't ask why this wasn't finished before part 8...
An Interesting Twist: A Pokemon lemon with no real lemon content. ... doesn't mean they're not out of character... (Co-MSTed with Hyperionius)
Messila's Journey, part 8: Eheh... I'm almost at the halfway point! *pouts* I want one of those too, Xell-baby...
*SPECIAL!* Beloved: A Vamipire's Tale: Mystery Suikoden Theater 108 returns one more time to present a Sailor Moon fic about... well, you figure it out.
Messila's Journey, part 9: The Pokemon Gojira makes the scene as Chibi Usa makes a visit to the SOL. Also, Fun With Jusenkyou Curses! FEAR.
Killey, part 1: The writer of "Emerald Nights" writes about Suikoden 2. See Rudy's other character obsession! Gasp as Tessiri makes an appearance! Fear my MAD SKILLZ! ... or not. *sweatdrop*
Miscelanious Miscellany: It's untitled, so I have no idea what to call it. We get a whole new crew member as a long-time crew member get to go free!
Killey, part 2: Is Killey in Filgaia? No, but it's a reasonable fac simille. Fear Said the Cheshire Sindar, mortals! With new Trigun references! ^_^
Messila's Journey, part 10: Arc one done! Now for *whimper* 11-20... Also, the first non-co-MST Xenogears interlude to feature other-worldly guests! Charander digivolve to... CHARMELON!
Messila's Journey, part 11: Start of arc two! Help me...
Killey, part 3: In this installment, Killey traverses from Filgaia to Pern and the Xenogears world. I think he may be related to Ryouga Hibiki. Oh, and "popular" demand wins out in this part. What do I mean? Sore wa... himitsu desu. ^_^
Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny: A Suikoden SI? Wow. Watch as the author captures certain undertones with Star Ocean: The Second Story-like ability (read: probably unintentionally done). Ah, gosh, this was a fun one to do...
Genso Suikoden: Moving On Up with short "Love": Part two of the "Super Stars of Destiny" saga. Our dear friend Alex takes over the writing in Jake's absence. See the third (third?!) wall get shattered! With special appearances by Trowa Barton and Puffy!
Messila's Journey, part 12: DOES THIS EVER END?!? *cough*ahem!* Er, it's more of this... "epic" story.
Slayer Arms, part 2: How stupid is Gourry? Are Lina and Gourry "into that kinda thing"? Who's stupid enough to let Zel fly the Gull Wing? All these questions and more are answered in this story!
Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny, part 3: More of this... er... uh... "interesting" tale of... er... stuff. No one will be seated during the intense DEBATE SCENE! With a pointless cameo on our part by a certain pain-in-the-arse justice freak!
Messila's Journey, part 13: That's right, it's still going strong. More silly plot twists! And no, I'm not talking about the fic here... ^^;;
*SPECIAL!* Pokemon: Crystal Rainbows: An Ash And Misty Romance Novel with INTENSE... NIGHTGOWN... ACTION! Go surfing on a scene change in this tale of... er... stuff, I guess.
Killey, part 4: WARNING: CONTAINS NAKED KILLEY
Genso Suikoden: Super Starts of Destiny, part 4: Plot? Who needs a plot? Not Alex, as this fanfic of... er... something, continues! Also included: one more reason to fear Rini, and a not-exactly surprising truth (for that particular dimension) about Duo!
Crimson Desires: *LEMON WARNING* Crimson Noble (Filgaian vampire, basically). Lemon. Biting. Ouch. Not as scary as it could be, but... ouch. Also featuring digivolving Wind Mice and intense repeating word action!
Bewitched by Harry Potter: Whee, "Harry Potter warps our children" article. Featuring mutant food stuff, plotting, open hostility, and a disturbing fake commercial!
Killey, part 5: The "Killey" saga comes to a close with this final part. We find a secret about Teepo-chan, Killey goes psychotic (but gets better), and on the satellite, fun new invention are to be beheld!
Wounded Soul: *LEMON WARNING* The honorary 50th MSTed fanfic. Special guest, fanservice, and Tales of Destiny yaoi! Whoo!
Messila's Journey, parts 14 and 15: The long-awaited... the MONK let out a fa- *WHAM!* Should know better than to quote Liz... X_x Anyway, a double-dip into Thinker's Pokemon world! With special guests!
*Special?* Interlude to a Quest: *LEMON WARNING* We return to you with a MSTing of a Yu-Gi-Oh! lemon with a plot device that may explain about half the doujinshi out there about the series. Also, witness the start of an all-new running gag!
*Special?* Pains: *LEMON WARNING* The re-return to MSTing! This time we have Sonic OAV smut, complete with Knuckles with Cliche Angsty Past ACTION!!(TM), gratuitous Romanji Name-Fu, and the inablilty to spell "echidna" correctly!
MSTings the Boss has worked on with others...
Rebirth: Sephiroth LIVES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA: Tifa, Noa, and the bosslady riff the heck outta this guy!
10-Chi Returns: *LEMON WARNING* A lemon where Tenchi suddenly becomes a living toolbox, what, with all the hammering and drilling...
Tsuioku: An Inu-Yasha fic this time. What happens when you put a hedgehog, a Holmcross, a samurai and a goddess in the same room with a fic? We hope hilarity.
*NEW!* The Genki Saga: Book Nine: The Last of the Tohya: A Rurouni Kenshin fic this time. Now with 10% more shouta cracks!
MSTings by others...
Airline A-ko: A-ko, B-ko, and C-ko work for an airline. Watch wackiness try to ensue and fail miserably!
Zelgadiss the Rapper, prologue: Do not ask why I wrote that in the first place. Watch as the MSTier gets violent about Xelloss!
Caller of the West Wind (with "Beawolf: The Director's Cut" short): Yep, it's another MSTing of one of my fics. If you're a regular viewer, you could quite find this MSTing as funny as I did. ^_^
Er, random spam: Hyperionius's first solo MSTing. Beware of the grass...
Oneechan: Why did Chibi MST her own work? Boredom. That, and to torment various Wild ARMs characters.
Rini: Well, that's all we have up right now. They'll be more later. So, where to next?