"Ashley, you ignorant slut." -Me, during a game of "Wild ARMs 2" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Xenogears is copyrighted by SquareSoft. Digimon is copyrighted by Toei Animation and Satan... Er, I mean _Saban_. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned as always by the ever-darling Dr. Thinker. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No Digimon were harmed in the production of this MSTing. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Forgive me for ranting, but I must say this... I have one thing to say: CAINA'S A MAN, BABY! The #(@&#)ing translators for Wild ARMs 2 pulled a Zoicite on him just because he's in love with another man (_yes_, he confessed it in the game at one point) and he's feminine enough for them to pull it off. The weird part is that they left in some _strong_ implications of incest between Irving and Altaecia. *twitch* Baka translators... Rate the #*(@*&ing thing "Teen" and leave Caina alone, dammit! Thank you for reading. Thanks for putting up with my ranting even if you didn't read it. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [Citan's House] Somedays in the Uzuki household are quite calm and placid. Everything falls into place and all is at peace. This was not one of those days. "HYUUUGAAAAA!! GET YOUR SOLARIAN ASS OUT HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND!!" Yui screeched at her husband from the kitchen. The smell of burnt motor oil was heavy in the air. Citan (also known as "Hyuga" to some) tried to slink out the door without notice, for he (a) knew she was angry and (b) knew from the day they met that she could kick his ass. [Note: According to official information, Yui defeated Citan in battle when they first met.] Unfortunately, he forgot what day it was... "Where are you goin', Citan? Don't you know today's the day when _she_ calls?" Billy, who was just outside the door with Maria, asked. Citan looked defeated. There would be no quick escape from Yui for his cooking mishaps that day. Yui stormed into the living room. "_DARLING_, _what_ have I told you about going within 3 feet of the stove?" she said menacingly. "Er... 'Do not _ever_ go within three feet of the stove or I shall have to hurt you,'?" Citan said uneasily. Yui nodded and raised the broom she was carrying high, ready to strike.. *shish-THOOM!!* Yui fell to the ground, dazed by the sudden "freak" lighning strike. "Sorry, Yui, but there's no time for domestic disputes right now. It's fanfic time again!" Citan muttered, "I never thought I would hear myself say this, but thank gods for that lunatic..." "Well, boys and girls, you fic for today is 'Messila's Journey' part 10!" The voice paused. "We seem to be a couple people short. Lemme fix that first." Two plot holes open up. Fei and Bart are thrown out of seperate plot holes. "There, better. Now sit down and enjoy the fic!" ------------------------------------------- *All seat themselves in their usual spots* Bart: You _could_ just _ask_ us to _walk_ through those things, you know! Voice: But where's the fun in that, Barty? ^_^ >Messila Journey >Part 10 -- "Tanya's Gym" Maria: That anything like a jungle gym? >------------------------------------------------------ Citan: B, B, B, B, B... My, what a peculiar message. >It was going great. Even Tanya was happy. Citan: o/~ If you're happy and you know it, stomp on a pikachu... o/~ ^^ >Messila has caught up >to a total of 30 pokemon. All: *Blandly* Yay. >"Hey! A Diglet!" shouted Iris. >A small mole-creature pop up. Fei: And out poops Sailor Mercury! ^_^ Billy: *Yawns* Wake me when Venus or Mars appears. Maria (Billy): Or Fiore... ^_^ Billy: Hey! I _said_ I liked the character, but not like _THAT_! >[Diglet - A fast Pokemon. The smallest of all Pokemon. Look like >a skinny mole with red nose.] >"Go! Pokeball!" shouted Messila. Citan: KABOOM! Bart (Messila): Oopsie, that was a Voltorb... >The mole-like Pokemon was transport inside the Pokeball. >--------------------------------------------------------------- >At the Pokemon at Jydaron, center. Messila gets a shocked of >unfriendly kind. Bart: She get a short in her- *Billy covers his mouth* MMPH! Billy: *Still holding him hand over Bart's mouth* If you're gonna say what I _think_ you're gonna say, _don't_ say it. >"What is?" ask Messila. "THE POKEMON CENTER IS CLOSED FOR THE >WEEK FOR THE HONORABLE GYM LEADER, CELVIN FARMER!" All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >"He's dead. That's is really shocking." said Iris. Citan (Iris): Yes, I am sad. Boo hoo, boo hoo. Wah. >"Hey! My name is Vina Joy. I'm look for a Tanya Farmer." All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >said a >women in a black dress. Billy and Bart: *Hopefully* Tessiri cosplaying? Citan: No, then it would say she was in a _scandalous_ black dress. >"That me." sign Tanya. >"Thanks. Use his key to re-open the Pokemon Center." said the >Nurse Joy. Citan (Nicholi): It doesn't look like much, but it'll get you inside. Billy: *Mutters* Again with the obscure Wild ARMs refs... *Rolls eyes* >"You caught us off guard with that evening dress." >"Evening Dressing? This is just a casual item, I wear when my >uniform in the wash." replied Nurse Joy. Billy: What, does she parade around in her underwear if that dress is in the wash too? Bart: I sure hope so... *drools a little* >"Can you tell how Celvin dead?" Maria (Joy): Because then, Celvin explode! Citan: That was _my_ line. Maria: Ya snooze, ya lose, Citan! ^_^ >"Sure. It was shocked from a Channey defeated his ground >pokemons." stated Nurse Joy. Fei: Funny, I thought he'd be more shocked if it were Pikachu who did that. *rimshot* >As Tanya and Nurse Joy leaves. Messila, Iris and Jenny enter the >Pokemon Center with the key. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Billy: The dashes are attacking! RUN! >Pokemon Center was quiet then a mouse. Maria (Pikachu): Pika pika pika pika pika- *ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* OW! The heck was that about?! Voice: I don't want Citan to go all psycho, so I had to stop you. Besides, it didn't say _electric_ mouse... >On the Machine. Bart (Machine): You've Got Pokemon! >"POKEMON HEALED." >"Your Pokemon is healed." said Iris. "Getting his will help me." Fei: Uh... "I said YEAH! 'V' for victory, sucka!"? >"You just sound like a Nurse Joy." replied Jenny. >"You just sound like a Officer Joy." laughed Iris. Bart: You've got peanut butter on my chocolate! Billy: You've got chocolate in my peanut butter! >"Guess what? They been up-dated PLN." said Messila. "Look here. Fei (Mephisto): Now what do you see? Citan (Chef): I see... an extreme close-up of Vanessa Redgraves's private parts! Fei (Mephisto): ... oops. >The screen the computer was as the following: Maria: Netscape has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. >---------------------------------------------------------- >GYM NEWS >Said to say, but the Gym Leader from the Grass Bridge, All but Citan: -Citan Uzuki. Citan: *Deadpan* Oh, ha, ha, ha, go for the obvious comment, why do you not? >Celvin >Farmer All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >has past way. His Pokemon will give out to his friends. Billy: GAH! NO POKEPORN! *Ducks behind the couch* Citan: That is not what he meant, child. Billy: ... I _KNEW_ that! >And one of his daughter will become the lastest Pokemon. Maria: And her name will be Jigglypuff! Bart: *twitch* Don't mention that thing again... >Rumor >has that Tanya is the one of the daughter who looks she's 10 >years old..but she's really his 15 years old daughter. Fei: *blink*blink* Uh... Chibi Usa's his daughter? Billy: Then it'd be 900-something, not 15. >We can't >find her but we did find Tranus, the hint guy. He said, "I'm >don't what Pokemon she's going to us. " All: .................. Fei: Er... *Fiore* He's _my_ boyfriend, _MINE_! He even gave me flowers! *WHAP!* Billy: Don't mock Fiore! Maria: *giggle* Mad because he got your darling Fiore's character to a T? ^_^ Billy: Maria, kindly shut up. >------------------------------------------------------------- Citan: *Ducks* There is a lot of machine-gun fire these days... >"She's lot about 12 to me." said Messila. >"She never battle a Pokemon in her life." replied Iris. >"May be, she's another Farmer All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >that's was named after him." >"Sounds like it. We find out to two days, when we get the Grass >Badge." Citan (Messila): I got this cool glass bong for the Grass "Badge" too, man! ^_^ >"Why two?" Citan (Messila): Because I still need to put in the last payment for that bong, man! >"She will be up all night. And she will have to answer the >presses's Billy (Ashton): PRECIS! Citan: _"Presses's"_, not _"Precis", Billy. Billy: Don't you think I know that already? *RPG sweatdrop* Huh? Voice: Sorry, minor interruption of the space-time continuum. Just keep going. [Note: There _is_ a difference between anime and RPG sweatdrops. RPG ones are always in word balloon- like things. ^^] >hard question, tommorrow. So if she's is the Gym new >Gym Leader. We still have Tranus for helping Bart: -paws. Billy: AAAAAAAAAAAH! NO TOTORO LEMONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! O.O Bart: Heheheheheheheh... ^_* >hand and of course, >my printed list for the rest of these guys. And not. Fei: Oh, I know! "Leave it to... LAMMI!" >She will >need a last two days for recorving from his busy day" *All look at Fei* Fei: Uh... er... "These are... P-PANTIES!"? >------------------------------------------------------------- >Unknown to them. Venia know that she get the right one, when she >enter the private area with in the Gym. Billy: Oh, will Quistis be there? ^_^ >"You don't know for should that I'm real deal." Bart (Joy as The Cat): I'm the greatest! Somebody call my mama- *WHACK!* Maria: Don't you _ever_ imitate The Cat again, you. >"Two things that he told us. Citan: "There is another Skywalker," and "Use the Force, Luke"? ... no, wait, that would be Obi-Wan Kenobi... >That you get hit in the head by a >very hard throw by one of your cousin. He told us to look for a >red neck." *Bart looks at Billy* Billy: *Irritated* Funny, Bart. _Really_. >said the Venia. "Second, his sercet room which is >openly to Farmer." All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >"You just using me to get something from him." said Tanya. Bart (Joy): Well, yeah. I WILL get his sweet lovin'! Oh yes, it WILL be MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Goes into a coughing fit* Fei: Evil laughter's not as easy as it looks, now is it, Bart? >"You just give me, a third reason." said Venia. >"Third reason?" ask Tanya. >"You said a him. You must be trying hard to avoid your past, >Tanya. He remembers when you leave 10 years, on this same day. He >was hoping to see you again before he's dead." Citan: I _think_ it is a bit late for that now, do you not think? *Pause; mutters to himself* What am I thinking? Of course she does not think. >------------------------------------------------------------ Maria: Er... A high-up view of a line of Tootsie Rolls? >Venia take out a remote control. >"I'm not sure, if Tanya would be good choice for his Gym. May be >E1." Billy: Huh? I though El was destroyed when the Sorcery Globe crashed to Expel. >"Becareful. Do you have any items, Venia Joy?" said E1 Fei: *Looking at a sheet of paper* BINGO! ^_^ >"I'm find it, E1. Maria: Oh, is that an Elephant in Pajamas? Bart: Naw, there'd need to be two of them... *Billy snickers* Er, I saw it in this one commercial. Not that I would know for sure, you know... Billy: *chuckle* Sure, Bart, if you say so... ^_^ >It was Gym List. His video-computer was just >to the next town or the previous town Gyms. We need about one >day. Team Rocket members haven't appear at all." said Venia. Citan: No Team Rocket? As Selphie would say, "BOOYAKA!" ^_^ >"Do you know that when Calvin dead. He give a strange code. We >can't figure it. Expect for a few words..." >E1 was interputed with a E2 Maria: o/~ Elephants... in Pajamas/ Are coming down the stairs... o/~ >"What! You decoded the coded E-mail! Get her the information!" E1 >shouted. Fei: The message, oddly enough, was "Beware of Dog". >"ELITE FOUR MASTER TRAINERS: I'm been worry about myself lately. >I just want to tell you, why I must have dead. Bart: *Turns slightly green* Please tell me this isn't what it looks like... Billy: Why? It's fun to see you out-hentai yourself. ^_^ Voice: Just hope he's refering to the Crimson Nobles, Barty. Citan: Hmph, I wanted to make the first Wild ARMs 2 reference... *ZAAAAAAAAP!* Voice: THAT'S "2ND IGNITION"! Citan: *Singed* Kindly bite me, you rabid fangirl. >You see, Team >Rocket threat me to use my Gym for their evil deeds. Fei: Like... Replacing the girls on Baywatch with fat balding men?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Citan: *sigh* You act like that's within their power Fei. Please, calm down... >The shocked >of my Pokemon getting bated that it makes Venia said "That is >umpteen time that you came here." Bart: Hmm? There was an or- *BONK!* Fei: _NO_. >"Any to said to that" interputed E1 >"No comment. Nurse Joy are always their to heal both sides." Maria (Joy): Unless they're like bleeding or anything, ick! >said >Venia. "Anywhy, if they were no Team Rocket? Then we get bored >more other." Bart: ...................... Billy: I'll be damned; Bart _does_ have some self-control. Bart: ... bite me, priest boy. Yui's voice: *From the kitchen; she wound up going back there after she recovered from the jolt* Like in all those yaoi fics? Bart and Billy: DON'T BRING THOSE UP!! >"Sounds..like a normal Nurse Joy. Please read the rest." E1 said. Maria (E2): You must send this letter to fifty people in the next hour or bad luck will be set upon you... >E2 replied and read the following out load: Bart: *snicker*giggle* >"plus my wife has >having another baby, soon. And plus finding out that Tanya Farmer All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >was using the name Gossip on the Internet. All: .................... Fei: Uh... uh... er... damn. Citan: Allow me, Fei. *ahem!* "Neko wa kowai! Chu-Chu Rocket wa sugoi! TSUBABABABABA!" >And my sweet teeth for >cookies and cakes have done me in. Not any murders or anything. >GYM LEADER CELVIN FARMER!" said E2. All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ Maria: He must be important because he's got CAPITALIZATION POWERS! >E1. "Return to your normal potion and return to your normal >uniformation. Bart: Editing by Cajun Man. >Mouring is other. Tanya will take the ring of the >Gym of Jarydon. >Venia takes out a pink uniformation Fei: Er... Snowmanation? Jack's voice: No, no, it only works after the word "abomination"! All: ??? >similar to most Nurse Joys. Citan: Oh, I see _someone_ works for the Department of the Bloody Obvious. Fei: Isn't that part of the Department of Redundancy Department and the Dupilcation Department Department Department? Citan: No, that is a different thing entirely, Fei. >"WHAT? That's Venia Joy! Gossipie is a Farmer. All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >I'm shocked. She >never told me she was Jyardon Gym Leader even before I become a >Team Rocket member." Bart (Rinki): She told be she loved me, the bitch... *sniffle* Voice: Flashing back... next-to-last scene with Irving and Altaecia... EEW-EEW-EEW-EEW-EEEEEEEEW!! >.< Citan: *Snidely* Thank you _so_ much for re-instilling that _lovely_ mental image in my mind just when I had convinced myself it was not what it looked like, Miss Munchkin. >.< Voice: That's Miss _SMALL_ if you're gonna translate the name, buddy! >shouted Rinki holding her blone wig. On her >hand, she have a long black hair coming to her shoulders. Billy: Only one? She should go back to Supercuts for a refund. >Roland asked, "You lived here? This is going to make things more >easiler. Do you have any dead silyings?" Citan (Rinki): No, but I helped defeat Puppetmon. ^_^ Billy: ... you hate Pokemon, but you seem to like Digimon. *sigh* Whatever... Citan: *Claps* Excellent Squall impression, Billy. ^_^ >"Yes. She's on of them. I never saw my father at all. Too busy >with his job. But Rinki, is NOT my real name. It's Luara >Farmer." All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >"If I get that Gym! I'm will claim she isn't one of my family. >Hey! Roland get the phone called 4-CITY FAKE BOOTH and TELL TO >PATH ME INTO NURSE JOY'S LINE." Maria: INTENSE... CAPITALIZATION... ACTION! >Roland was looking thought out the Team Rocket mamual. >----------------------------------------------------------------- >While, watching a live-news reported on this. Fei: Er, "... bosoms are good..."? >"They interputed Pokemon for this?" ask Messila >"Hey! This is Pokemon!" said Iris. *CRASH!* Yui's voice: OW! Who broke the Forth Wall again?! All: .................. >Messila facefaults. Fei: FACEQUAAAAAAAAAKE! AUGH!! *rimshot* >Venia who was just in the normal pink nurse uniformation was on >hand. >"Ugh. Oh. No. Ugh. Yes. Ugh." said Venia Joy Bart: So many comments, so little time... >"What is it?" ask Messila. >"Just get a call in. Laura Farmer All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >just called." replied Venia >Joy. >"One of those eights keys of Celvin's?" asked Messila. Citan: ... the DigiDestined are there? Odd, I thought they had _crests_, not keys... >"She claim that Tanya is NOT the real Tanya." said Venia. "I'm >getting behind her. Bart: Must... resist... Must... not... say it... >Can you help her out." Bart: ................... >----------------------------------------------------------------- >A green hair police officer. Citan: -stood alone in front of the bar. The waiting involved with her covert operation was taking its toll on the young woman as she waited for the man known only as "Bong Boy"... Billy: Waitwaitwait, _green_-haired? Officer Jennies have blue hair, don't they? >"Officer Jenny!" shouted Messila. "We are he to help." >"That will be nice of you?" replied Officer Jenny. "Hey! Are your >daughter of Jenny, Jenny?" Fei (Officer Jenny, ala Chibi Chibi): Jenny! Jenny Jenny Jenny! >"Yes." replied Jenny. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Billy: Would it be considered stealing if I mentioned the "Pika Pi" attack? Voice: Yes and no. I wouldn't zap you, but Rini'd have a fit about it. You don't wanna see Rini when she has a fit, kiddo. > > > >At the Gym. >"Greetings, weclome to the Farmer's All: o/~ E-I-E-I-O! o/~ >Gym." said Laura. >"Thank, you." said Messila. >"Don't she sound some-what familar to you?" whisper Iris. Fei (Aurora): She sounds just like Patrick Stewart! Billy: Yeesh, that's obscure... >"If she didn't have that rich, and snobby, English girl voice, >I'm will be itching to call her Rinki." Messila whisper into >Iris's ear. Bart (Messila): So, we still on for tonight? ^_* Billy: BART! >"Do you know of Team Rocket?" ask Messila. >"Nope." replied Luara. >"Some is rotten as Muk." Fei: Er... "You licentious howler!"? >replied Messila. "Let's see Tanya." Bart (Messila): There's a peephole in the girl's showers! *WHAM!* Billy: Bart, quit it! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Fei: *!!* Oh, I get it now! Someone ran a steamroller over Crono's speech! ^_^ >"Hi! Messila, Iris, Jenny and Tanya." I'm just chated with the >Elite Four." said Venia Joy.. "Gossip." Citan: *Rather bored* This's is the way. A winner is you. When does this end, anyway? Voice: For you? Never, doc. Oh, by the way, after this, you'll be having some guests over, so everyone else will be relieved of fic duty. All else: *cheer* Citan: *Deadpan* Hoo-#*@&in'-ray. Who are you summoning this time? Hyper and Dak? Voice: *Bad Xelloss impression* Sore wa... himitsu desu. >"Gossip? That was Internet nickname." Billy (Tanya): Care to see Gossip-chan's Organized Chaos? All else (Randon characters): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! Citan (Messila): TOO PINK! IT'S TOO PINK! AUGH!! Voice: ... OK, that's it. *All but Citan vanish. Matt, Tai, Kari, and Joe appear in their places* Being in the Digiworld for a while should teach them a lesson in respect. And dear doctor, you'll be babysitting these four for a while... >"Your father, find out." said Venia. "We also find out some >stolen Laura's will video. So, I'm don't know wheter or not to >allow Luara to be here." Tai: Uh... where _are_ we? Voice: Welcome to the Xenogears world, DigiDestined ones! Don't worry, after the 'fic's done, you'll be sent back. Now won't you all please be seated? *All but Matt take a seat* Matt: Fic? As in _"fanfic"_?! O.o Kari: What's wrong? Matt: Er, uh, nothing! Absolutely nothing! Eheheheheheheh... *Sits down in the last empty seat* >"Any place, where members of Team Rocket hang out at?" ask >Messila. Joe (Messila): Because I _want_ to go headlong into danger! Tai: Joe? Joe: What? You're _supposed_ to to make smart comments in a situtation like this! ... either that, or I'm channeling Gomamon. *shrug* >"Why do you ask?" replied Venia. >"I'm having a "Klasam" of a idea!" yelled Messila. Kari: *Confused* Why would she want pickles at a time like this? Citan: "Klasam", not "Klausen", little one. >"What in heck does that mean?" ask Iris. >"It's means she's having a plan! And have figure out!" Matt: A winner is her! To start push! Tai: OK, this is getting weird... And why were you so scared of a "fanfic", anyway? Matt: *Whispers to Tai* You every hear the term "yaoi" before? _That's_ why. Voice: o/~ And all the fangirls say that Matt's yaoi- o/~ Matt: *Frantically* SHUT UP! *Blushes* >---------------------------------------------------------------- Tai: Er... It's... Uh... *lightbulb* I know! *Palmon* Poison IVY! Matt: I could do better. Tai: Quiet, pretty yaoi for a DigiDestined boy. Voice: Should I mention _you're_ most often paired with him, Tai? Tai: Say WHAT?! O.o >Jyardon's Baira Place was place in which members of Team Rocket >gather to talk about succes and faliures. Joe (Random Team Rocket member): So, you finally score that chick from accounting? Tai and Matt: JOE?!? Joe: *blush* Eheh, sorry, it just came out... >"So what's your favorite Pokemon?" ask a black uniformation >member. >"Oh, go fish into the sewers of New York. I'm swiped by Pokemons. >So don't have a cow, jerk or esle I'm force you to eat your empty >Pokeballs." groans a new member. Citan (Mr. Rogers): Can you say "non-sequitur", boys and girls? All else: Non-sequitur! Citan (Mr. Rogers): Sure, I knew that you could. > > > Kari: Hmm, it needs something... *Draws a picture of Gatomon in the space* There, better! ^_^ >"Weclome, Team Rocket member." >"I'm got two Pokemons. I'm keeping one of these. Konus." Joe: That's a nasty cough. Maybe you should get that checked out... >sign a >man. >Turning to the computer. Matt: Izzy pressed the wrong key, the world exploded, everything died, I was never again to be featured in yaoi fics, and it was good. The end. *Takes a bow* Citan: *Thinks* Hmph, this young upstart is infringing on my lines... >[Konus: Rare as Pikachu. Konus is the radition stone version of >Wheezing.] Tai: Oddly enough, it looked like a large baked potato. >"Most of the Team Rocket in this sector has those powerful >pokemon. But they are one group that don't have it. They are in >the back room. I'm going to open it." Citan: When she got there, she found Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Erhart, and Commented Crono playing five-card stud for Scooby Snacks. Matt: Just what the heck have _you_ been smoking, dude? Citan: Something you will find out about in college, but that is beside the point. >, thought the new member. really Laura. Joe: Would that mean Laura Palmer's _not_ dead after all if she is? >----------------------------------------------------------------- Kari: *Takes the line and uses it as a jumprope* o/~ Cinderella,/ Dressed in yellah,/ Went downtown to meet her fellah! o/~ All else: ?!? >Rinki was staying by the Video Lounge watching a few Pokemon >leagues tapes. Laughing a idoticals loses and crying over bad >plots. Next, to her was a tape labeled "Laura's Will." Citan: There is a really good Wild ARMs line here, but I cannot for the life of me figure it out... Joe (Sister Mary): The female members of the Adlehyde family can feel the will of the Guardians. *Citan glares at him. Normal tone* What? That wasn't a _good_ Wild ARMs line. >"Hey! Wheezing faces." shouted a voice. Matt: That's one heck of a muted shout then. >"Weclome to Team Rocket!" Rinki replied in her valley girl-type >voice. "Who are you?" Tai (Voice): It doesn't MATTER what my name is! *Normal* Wait, that _can't_ be right... >"Alexandera Jones." replied the new member. "Got some Kronos?" Citan: It's in my bas... er, nope, I do not have anything like that! Eheheh... >"That's as rare here as Pikachu in Japan!! It's a radition stone >version of Wheezing." Kari: o/~ Video killed the radition star... o/~ Citan: I should ask how she knows this, but I know all I shall get is a "Sore wa, himitsu desu"... >"I'm koffing for a look?" Matt: If she'll do that, I can just _imagine_ what'd she do for a Klondike bar... *rimshot* Hey, it wasn't _that_ bad! Voice: Little darlin', it _was_. Get over it. >"I give you the Pokeball, if you give that tape?" ask the new >memember. Joe (Laura): No way! It's that tape of Tai and Matt- *Tai and Matt put hands over Joe's mouth* MMPH?! Matt: NO! Tai: Not in front of Kari! Kari: Huh? >"Sure we trust here?" ask Rinki. >"Of course! We have nothing to be scare of." Kari (whoever's talking): Except for Dark Commented Crono, that is. *shudder* Citan: Er, voice? Voice: _Everyone_ in my MSTing groups knows about Commented Crono, guest or not. It's in the rules. >"Here you go!" the new member replied. >"Thanks!" said Roland. "We need some new monsters! Citan: Ask Caina about that. He works _wonders_ in Demon Summoning. >So what's the >new guy's name?" Tai: There are some who call her... TIM! Citan and Joe (Pooka): Pooka is Pooka. I am Pooka... *Pause; normally* Hey! >"My name is Alexandera Jones!" replied the new member, as she >slided the tape under her uniformation/ Matt: Should we be _reading_ this?! O.o Joe: Er... Bomp chicka bow wow? >----------------------------------------------------------------- Kari: *Eerily dead-on Angewomon voice* Celestial ARROW! >Alexander was removing her Team Rocket outfiting revealing the Tai: -rich, milk chocolate and fluffy nougat inside? *All look at him oddly* What? >outfit wear by Messila Samatha Wetall. Matt: *Darkly* And nothing else, for Messila was _dead_ and her ghost still haunts her clothing... Citan: *Fumes* Please refrain from stealing my lines, little boy. >"You were right about thing, Jenny. Team Rocket members will fall >for any rare or powerful Pokemon." laughed Messila. >"So? Success, Messila? Citan (Hushed announcer): The password is... success. Joe (Zed as Messila): Ha! That door will open to any old password! Do your pea-sized brains hurt? Matt: *To Tai* OK, Joe's officially starting to disturb me. Tai: *To Matt* You and me both, Matt; you and me both. >"Yes. PLAN 2 -- We going force the Luara to watch it." replied >Messila. "With Tanya." >-------------------------------------------------------------- Kari: *Tilts her head to the side* Hey, I think that's Parappa! >Laura was moving happy throwout the Gym. Her Team Rocket monsters >was save with Roland, until she gets this Gym. Matt: Then, Gym explode! ^_^ Tai: Are me and Kari the only sane ones left here?! O.o >"So what's that?" ask Luara. >"We having a movie, "Succes of a Gym Leader: Lt. John Surge." Kari: Why do I want to say something about something called the "WCW"? Voice: Because you are sitting in Maria's seat and the Law of Osmosed Riffing Style is in effect. That is also why Joe is acting funny; he is in Bart's usual spot. >"Never see it." replied Tanya. >"Neither have I" replied Laura. Joe: I once did. Then again, I had a bad cold and was on Ny-Quil at the time... Citan: So did I, but I was hi... er, rather out of it at the time. >She takes out what looks like a tape with a offical Pokemon >label: >A green triangle. *All look at Matt* Matt: *sigh* One, it said "_green_ triangle", not "_pink_", and two, It's not friggin' true, all right?! Tai: Sure, we believe you, pal. *Rolls eyes. Matt smacks him upside the head* Ow! >INTERVEIW WITH JAPANESE GYM LEADERS: GYM LEADER 3 - Lt. Surge. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Kari: *Tilts head to the other side* Hey, and there's PJ Berri! >As the theme becomes: Tai: Shots ring out! Joe: The maid screams! Matt: And Lina Inverse blows up another town! >A old man who looks like a cross between Tao from VR Troopers and >the vile Mrs. Burn from the Simpions with orange hair. Citan: Which means precisely fuc... er, rather, nothing, to those who have not seen the shows. >"Greetings, Luara Rinki Farmer. I'm heard that you join Team >Rocket. As this momment, you and your Team Rocket are not going >to get his Gym!" Matt (Old man): And if you don't like it, you can _bite me_. Joe: *Trying very hard not to say anything* Stupid... author... Putting me... in charge... of those... kind of comments... >.< Tai: Cool Shatner impression, Joe! ^_^ >"Hey! Your Alexander Jones, Messila?" ask Luara. Citan: In the immortal words of Cher Horowitz, "_Du~uh_!" >"Yes. Laura!" replied Messila. >"Go! Kronos!" Kari: Mutated cousin of Crono! ^_^ Matt: *Mutters* Great, it's genetic... >The Pokemon opens, and nothing happens. Matt: The _Pokemon_ opens? Eew... Citan: Hooray! ^___^ *All the DigiDestined move away from him* Joe: Can we go back now? PLEASE? Voice: Er... Funny you should ask... The machine that brought you here broke, so you're kinda stuck. I think I can get it fixed by the end of the fic. Joe: We're doomed... O.o >"You trick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roland! Get me out of >here!" thunders Laura. >"Right! Here we are! Karon!] Tai (Kanon; overdoing it): I will exorcize the demon! DIE, EVIL! Citan: That is _Karon_, not Kanon, young one. >A green fish appears. Matt and Citan: SUSHI! *Pause, then glare at each other for a while* >[KARON: A green cousin to Magikarp. Evloves into a Layardon, a >cousin to Garydos. Can't escape from Pokeballs at all, but can >dodge every Pokemon's attacks.] All: *Blandly* Hooray. >"At least, we get a Pokemon out of his rotten deal!" remarked >Messia. "Go Pokeball!" Tai: Cousin of Says Cloud, who was the college roomate of Says Tifa, who's the sister of Commented Crono! ^_^ Kari: *Hands Tai a bottle of asprin* Take some; I think you're feverish. >========================================================= Matt: *Peers closely at the line* Eew, I think I see some roadkill on that street... >"Roland? Why in heck did a dumb thing like that?" ask Rinki. >"It was to teach her a lesson. Trick Team Rocket does pay.", >Roland replies. Citan: I do believe she knows that already. >"Looks like it was vice vica to me! Dumand!" remarked Rinki Joe: Er... "I open the chest with faith and inside was... *Message window appears over Joe's head. It reads "White Materia". An accompaning picture appears next to the words*"? All: *blink*blink* ??? >"Hey! I have 90 of those Pokemon!" remarked Roland. >Rinki does a facevault. Tai: The newest Olympic event, Face Vaulting! ^_^ >-------------------------------------------------------------- Kari: *Tilts her head to one side again; waves* Hello, Lammi! ^^ >"So's that mean your are Tanya Farmer?" remarks Messila. >"Yes. I'm never get a Pokedex, because I don't like to have ANY >POKEMON!" Joe: Pokemon: A strange Digimon that enjoys poking people with sticks in order to annoy them. Watch out for its Lemon Attack! >"But I do!" remark a voice, not Laura Rinki for one. All: ??? Joe: *Takes off his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose* Kari, do you mind if I have a couple of those asprin? This fic is making my head hurt. >"Who are you?" ask Messila. >"Tanya Farmer, the Twin." Tai: I thought Gemini was the twins... >"What is heck is this all about?" remark another voice. *All look at the source of the voice* Voice: It's not me! I swear! >"Don't tell me, all seven, expect Luara, we named Tanya." remark >Messila. Citan: Joy and Jenny Syndrome strikes again! >"That's about right!" said a group of six twins all most like >Tanya. Matt: Sadly, they were all Fembots and promptly killed everyone, the end. >Messila, Iris, Jenny and Venia, facevualts. >"We have a good laugh at their money, Takon." laughed on the >Tanya in her normal voice. Joe: Er... "Why do I need a colonic for a leg injury?!" >"You were just playing a trick,..on me. Quiter, then one with >Team Rocket." replied Tanya. Matt: Then something explode? Please say something explode? Pretty please? Tai: *Mutters* I think _Matt's_ the feverish one here... >"We though of fighting Team Rocket, but we saw getting another >member, Alex Jones, that tapes for two Kronos." >"That was my trick." replied Messila. "She was Laura." Citan: Holy Mother of Nisan... That was almost grammatically correct, not to mention the flawless spelling. I wish I had my camera for this. O_O >"That stupid cousin." remark one of the sisters. >"So, it was you? You must become the next American Pokemon >Champion." remarked Takon. Kari (Takon): Fight, Tanya! For everlasting peace! ^_^ Tai: o/~ Taaaaakon me.../ Tak me on... o/~ Matt: *Shaking his head* Baka, baka, minna baka... >"That's old Tanya Farmer, she doesn't like any Pokemon at all." >"Looks like a be ready in a week time." replied Takon >"Don't worry, I'm think you are ready." Tranus sign. Joe (Rob Schneider): You can do it, Bobby! >"Who do you know." Citan: I am sorry, but that... is a secret. >Tranus removes his mask, revealing familar face to Tanya. Matt (Bizarro as that person): Me SuperTanya! >"Celvin?" ask Tanya. >"Yes. Your sisters and I decide on tricking you. Venia was in one >the whole thing, the E1 and E2 were really Takon and Sue here." Citan: Sue? Please tell me Justin will not be in this piece of fiction. Kari: Sue? Then Puffy's there! Yay! ^_^ >"So's that means your not dead?" Tai (Celvin): I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better! Matt (Random character): No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a minute. >"That right. Good thing, Luara plan out her part like a piece of >Rocket Cake? So, I'm guess you come for fight against by Pokemon, >right?" Joe: Bi Pokemon? Is that even _possible_?! O.o Citan: Well, Nidorans have two separate genders... However, I would rather not think of that possibility. >"For a badge!" >Celvin, "Go! Gloom!" >A small purple plant appears. Kari (Gloom): FEEEEEEEEEED ME, Celvin! >[Gloom: Sleeply Plant Pokemon. Gives out poision gas to Pokemon. >Evloved form of Oddish.] >"Go, Oddish!" >Charmander start the battle with a Flamethrower cooking Gloom's >leaves. Matt: Quoth the Kenshin, "Oro?!" Joe: But- but it said... But... *Finally snaps* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Cooleo! I need TP! Citan: "COOLEO"?!? NO "FFVII: TUS"! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Voice: Er, just gimme a second, OK? I'll snap him outta this! >Gloom give him a smell of Posion Power, but Charmander Matt: -fell deeply in love with Gloom and they eloped, the end. Joe: TEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEE!! *shish-THOOM!!* owie. *thud!* X.X Voice: Sorry, but it had to be done. Don't worry, he'll live. Unfamiliar male voice: Can I zap another one? Please? *WHACK!* Voice: Down, Skyfox! >act like a human doing a stop, drop and roll trick and blast his >"Ember" attack at Gloom kicking it out. >"What happen to Charamander!" shouted Celvin. Citan (Celvin): And who stole my question mark! >"It's evolving!" >Charamander get taller and a small horn on it's head. >"It's a Charmelon!" Kari (Homer): Mmm, char-melon... *drooling noises* Joe: *Begins to stir* Ow... Wha- what happened? Tai: Oh, you went in- MMPH! Matt: *Covering Tai's mouth* Er, nothing important, really! *To Tai; harsh whisper* You want him to relapse or something?! That _last_ thing we need is Joe thinking he's someone named "Cooleo" who's obsessed with toilet paper! >"Looks like this become more then a strange Pokemon fight. It >just become a equal match!" >Charmelon gives firespins and gives Gloom a redish color, in more >ways then one. Tai: There's more ways than one to turn red like that? The heck? >"Gloom" glooms Gloom. Citan: This sentence reminds me of that time I named Ramza "Heretic" in Final Fantasy Tactics... Rini's voice: Ramza... *sigh* >"Nice work! He is a the Grass Badge." remarked Celvin. "Tanya, >please use you Pokemon." >"It's tooo powerful. If I don't I'm beeped, and If I do I'm >beeped." remarked Tanya. Citan: *As always, horribly off-key* o/~ If she does it, she's, beeped-beeped... o/~ *All else cover their ears* >"Why?" ask Messila >Tanya replied. "Go! Nukusuar!" >"Holy Godzilla, Bat-Man!" shouts Messila. Joe: Er, Nukusuar digivolve to... Holy Godzillabatmon! >Tanya replied, "You get a old Pokedex, they are only four of >them. I'm find out that's a evlove from of a Channey." Joe: *Mutters* TP... All else: .................. O.O >His time, Iris and Messila gives a facevault. Matt: Ah, who gives a flying facevault 'bout this? >------------THE END------------------------------------------- Citan: I have heard of messages being attached to arrows, but this is quite absurd. >NEW POKEMON >Kronos: A radition stone version of Wheezing. >Kadon: Joe: A descendant of the . >I'm don't wait to type it again. So read the story. >Nukusaur: This is shocked. Tai: Shocked? Funny, I don't think I remember Pikachu or Tentomon being in this story... >This is the longest Gym Eposide, I come up with. I'm taking a >short break from writting Pokemon fan-fiction, week or two. Then >I work on getting Messila, a new friend. Matt: Ladies and gentlemen, William Shatner! >BE ONE THE LOOK OUT FOR ARC 2 - "Part 11 to 20?" Voice: *whimper* And then the Japan Journey parts 1-8... >- The Return of Kate Maples. >- A very famous and rare Pokemon makes a guess. Kari: Jigglypuff! ^_^ Tai: Clefairy! ^_^ Matt: Mewtwo! Say it's Mewtwo! >- One of our friends gets closers to her goal. >- More Gym Battles >- More Pokemon fights. Citan: -More creative uses of the English language. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Joe: OK, it's the end of the fic. Can we go back now? ------------------------------------------------------- [Citan's House still...] "Er, funny you should ask that, Joe..." the voice said nervously. Joe bowed his head in defeat and said, "We're stuck here, aren't we?" "Er, yes and no... You see, you have to make one _little_ stop before I can send you back..." Tai said, "One little stop? To where?" "igddasndutodaSOL..." "Huh? You mind saying that more clearly?" Tai asked. "I gotta send you to the SOL so I can make sure I can get you back! You see, this plane is unused to guests from other worlds other than the voices from the SOL, but the SOL _is_ used to it and if I send from there, I can ensure your safe arrival and the SOL's the only safe way to send you from here. Unfortunately, everyone there's either (a) not in the best of spirits or (b) have gone mad." The voice then babbled on about the dangers which include something about PMS, challenges to Kumiko, Vash the Stampede worship, RPG addiction, practical jokes, and destructive inventions. All looked blankly at the source of the voice. /What the hell is she babbling about?/ they wondered. The DigiDestined didn't have long to think about it before they vanished from sight... --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End... for now. Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net Or I send out "Cooleo"... >"Oh, go fish into the sewers of New York. I'm swiped by Pokemons. >So don't have a cow, jerk or esle I'm force you to eat your empty >Pokeballs." groans a new member. Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild ARMs shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Episode 402j: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)