"My sword is yours!" -Miklotov, "Suikoden 2" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft. Suikoden 2 is copyrighted by Konami. Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; This... er... untitled thingy was written by Alruhi. No offense or any other bad stuff is intended with this MSTing. No strategists or knights were harmed in the production of this MSTing. Doth thou seeketh the power? BLOSSOM, O FALLEN SEED- *WHAM!* owie... Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) In the rain or in the snow, this MSTing had got the got the funky flow... O_O Oh, and I think I will oust Ramza in favor of Klaus in this series... Klaus is that much more amusing... With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Xelloss) And they'll slowly lose their minds! ^_^ (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (Sailor Moon bad!) Rini! (OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!) Klaus! (This is quite odd.) Lucca! (I'm BRILLIANT! ^_^) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *The group is assembled on the bridge, even Charlotte and the chimera that has yet to be returned to his own world (Zelgadiss)* Voice: You may be wondering why I have assembled all of you here. Rudy: Because you're letting us free? Voice: Er, not quite. You see, down in Evil Central, they sorta ousted Dycedarg... Ramza: They kicked him out? Voice: Yeah, they got sick of having him around, so he got the boot. This means that there is no longer any reason for Ramza to still be stuck here. Ramza: I... I get to go home? Voice: That's right, Ramzy. Ta ta! Rini: But, boss- *Ramza vanishes with a "ping!"* Ramza... *sigh* Voice: Oh, and I have a new friend for you all to meet. *A figure appears with a puff of pink smoke, such is the norm for a Chibi MSTing* Male voice: *cough*cough* Oh dear, what is with all this smoke...? *The smoke eventually clears to reveal...* Lucca: KLAUS?! Of all the men in Suikoden 2 you _could_ have picked, you picked _HIM_?! Voice: Well, he's adorable. He's smart, but incredibly naive in some areas. I thought he'd make a good addition to the group. ^_^ Klaus: *Looking at Lucca oddly* However did you know my name, Miss...? Lucca: Er, the name's Lucca... *The yellow button flashes* Jack: We'll be right back after we explain this to him. *Pushes the yellow button* ---------------------- Announcer: New from DT Incorperated! The Kick-Me Elly doll! *The screen goes up in flames because of angry Elly fans* Er, never you mind... ^^;; ----------------- *Most of the cast has exited. Only Lucca, Klaus, and Rini remain on the bridge* Klaus: *To Lucca* Hmm, well, this certainly is an interesting situation... Lucca: Well, at least you didn't have to see the worst of it... Rini: .......................... *The red button flashes. Rini absently pushes it* [Evil Central] *A party is going on* Marle: *Drunkenly singing* o/~ Good bye, Dyshdarwg,/ Good bye, Dyshdarwg,/ Good bye, Dyshdarwg,/ We love ta shee you goooooo! o/~ B-ko: *Also hammered* Woo hoo! *Passes out and falls on the "Send" button* Mala-chan: Er, well, you got a "parody" of those little comic book thingies they use to say that such-and-such is evil today, kiddies! Enjoy... or not. ^_^ [SOL] *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Klaus: Is this a "FANFIC SIGN"? Lucca: That it is! Let's go, Klaus! *Drags him to the set of doors* *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Joe Chin! After taking some fliers about his casino, you move on. Door 4: It's Bun Bun! Thanks to Klaus's strategy, you get past Bun Bun in one piece. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Thinker with _more_ of "Messila's Journey". You stagger under the weight of it as you continue. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Klaus, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, and Jack* Rini: Here we go, smart guy. Don't mess it up. Klaus: I shall do my best... >(Camus/Miklotov are sitting at a resturaunt minding their Knightly buisiness. Lucca: In _public_?! DUDE! I never knew they were friggin' exhibitionists! O_O Klaus: Uh... what are you talking about? ^^;; >Everyone knows that they are a couple in Matilda... Klaus: *blink*blink* A couple of what? Lucca: For someone's who's supposed to be some kinda genius, you're really naive... *sweatdrop* >unfortunatly...SOME people >clearly do not approve and are not afraid of telling the Knights that). Rudy (Torgo): ThE mAsTEr DoEsn'T aPProvE oF yAoI... >Miklotov: Ahhh what a nice resturaunt. You really know how to dine someone, >my dear Camus. I feel honored. Jack and Hanpan: o/~ And you'll bring honor to us all! o/~ >*Drinks Vodka*. Jack: You'd better watch out, Miklotov, if Chibi's around; she likes tricking men into wearing women's clothes when they're drunk. Just ask Camus. >Camus:*smiles* I'm glad you do, Misha. Good to know that you are enjoying >this. I propose a toast! *Raises a glass of wine* Klaus: Oh, do they have plum jam for their toast? ^_^ *rimshot* >Miklotov: Yes. To us! Lucca (Miklotov): And that threeway we talked Flik into! Rudy: LUCCA! Rini: But won't Viktor be jealous? Lucca: Oh, don't be silly. Who would want to see _that_ couple? Voice: You'd be surprised... I found a webring devoted to Flik and Viktor. Lucca: WHAT?! O.O;;; >*Raises glass of vodka* Rini (Tevya): To life! MAZELTOV! >Camus: To us. Klaus: From Santa! ^_^ Rudy: *Mutters* Dear Guardians, he's goofier than _Jack_... >*grins as their glasses come together in a whole hearted toast*. Rini and Klaus: -with plum jam! ^_^ All else: *sweatdrop* >*They both drink to their health, love and that sort of thing. Rudy: Yep, just one of those all-around toasts... Jack (Rabbi Tuckman): We'll bless everything 'til we're all fersnickered! >Then, they are >approached by a guy who obviously is a Lucca: -S&M freak. Rudy (Xelloss): My, such pretty knights... ^_^ >fanatical Bible thumper. Rudy and Jack: *blink*blink* Huh? Rudy: What's a bible and why would anyone want to thump one? Jack: I just hope it doesn't pertain to any bizzare sexual rituals... *Lucca falls out of her seat, laughing hysterically* What's so funny? Lucca: Mental image... *giggle* priest gettin' it on... Ahahaha... book! BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^_^;; >(Look I can't >describe the guy.... Rini: My, aren't _you_ helpful? >but he looks like one of those people who are clearly >into "Take a Stand for Christ" and that sort of thing).* Klaus: What about "Getting Gay With Kids"? Rini (Kevin Meany): Getting gay with kids, now that's not right! You're like a boodieman! >Bible thumper: Good evening, Lord Knights. Lucca (BT): Would you like to participate in our "Stripping for the Lord" competition? >Camus:*Gives a friendly smile* Ah hello. Is there something we could for you? Rini: Well, you could start by taking off your pants... Rudy: And you yell at _me_ for being hentai. Rini: But- but- there are pretty boys! *Points at the screen* >Bible thumper: Yes, I have come to bring the good news. Jack (BT): My bible is pregnant. Lucca: *Tries to restrain giggling* Jack... please... no more... ^^;; >Miklotov: Good news? (He is immedietly suspicious). >Camus: *Smile is now strained.* Thinks, "Uh-oh...the usual." Klaus: *Ala Bond* Martini. Shaken, not stirred. >Bible thumper: Yes, I have come to tell you that Jesus loves you so much that >he gave his life for your sins. Rini (BT): *Darkly* And now he wants it back! *Draws katana from who knows where* >All you have to do is repent of your sinful >lifestyle and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and you will have >everlasting life. Rudy: *sweatdrop* Who _is_ this Jesus guy anyway? Jack: Isn't he a character on "South Park"? >Miklotov: *Thinks, "My God.....he is like a robot." Lucca: Hey, that's an insult to Robo! >Camus:*Smile is slightly fading* Forgive me, neighboor, but we are not >interested. Klaus (Camus): We like out long-distance carrier just fine, thankyouverymuch! >I know what you are getting at and it would be best if you left >us alone. Lucca: Bomp chicka bow wow! >Bible Thumper: Left you two alone? You know I can't do that! You will go to >Hell if you continue to live the way you have. Klaus: What, just because your house has a few cockroaches doesn't mean you're a bad person... Lucca: That's not _quite_ what he meant, Klaus. >Don't you know that God hates >your sin, but he loves you? Rudy (BT): -and he would like to date with you! Klaus: *sweatdrop* You don't realize just how wrong that sounded, right? Rudy: Huh? No, how was it wrong? >I can't let you burn in Hell because of your >abominable Klaus and Jack: -snowman! ^_^ >practices. God doesn't want you to do that. Rini: He'd rather have you get a third party involved, like Kinnison... ^_^ Rudy: RINI?! Rini: What? >Miklotov:*gritting his teeth to avoid screaming.* Hell means nothing to those >who don't believe in it. Jack (Peter Pan): Oh no, Tinkerhell died! If you belive in hell, clap your hands! >Camus:........................... Rudy: I think so, Camus, but where would we find a bear that's fluent in Russian at this hour? Jack: Hey, is Camus in any way related to Commented Crono? Klaus: Er... huh? >*His smile is now gone* Lucca: *gasp!* So _that's_ how Xelloss always smiles! He steals 'em from everyone else! >Bible Thumper: I can't just let this behavior continue when it is clearly >sinful! Rini (Tevya as BT): It is against... TRADITION! *Begins humming "Tradition"* >The Bible says that we must tell everyone about Jesus and what he did >for us. Jack: He runs a public access show in South Park, Colorado? >Camus: Please, sir. We have heard it all before. >Miklotov: Please, sir. Leave. Lucca (Miklotov/Sailor Moon): Or on behalf of the knights, I will punish you! >Bible Thumper: Look, if you were a Christian and you see someone living in >sin, you would know that they would burn in Hell if they don't accept Christ. Rudy: What's a Christian? Jack: He's that guy from "Mutiny on the Bounty". Rudy: Oh. >As a Christian, Jack (Captian Bligh): Mister Chris~TIAN! >you know what would happen if someone does not accept Jesus >into their lives and flee from sin. All: *British* RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! >We must tell all those around us of Jesus >and we cannot stand by and allow people to do things that will put them in >Hell. Klaus: Hell, now with air conditioning and cable! ^_^ >That is why Christians cannot tolerate certain things. Lucca: Like fun. Rini: And happiness. >Miklotov*He is absolutly livid. He looks at Camus to deal with this. Camus >nods in assent.* Jack: He's _FLOATING_?!? O.o;; >Camus: Sir, with all due respect, We DON'T believe there is a Hell and even >if there is a Hell, we DON'T believe that what we are doing is so terrible >that we should burn in Hell for it. Jack (Camus as Rick Steiner): So if you want some, come get some. You don't like me, _bite me_. Rudy (Camus as Xelloss): No, really, it's fun! ^_^ Rini: Rudy?! Rudy: *shrug* If ya can't beat 'em and they're not worth beating, join 'em. >We don't even know. How DARE you presume >to tell us that you are a friend when all you want to do is get converts! Klaus: Well, convertables are rather nice... Especially the red ones from the 50's/60's... >Bible Thumper: That is not my intention, young man. Rini (BT): My intention is to have you CALL ME _QUEEN_!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! Rudy and Jack (Miki and Camus): JO'O-SAMA! JO'O-SAMA! Lucca: *To the Voice* You've read one too many "Cursed Fanboys"-influenced MSTs, you know that? >Perhaps if you quit >trying to refute me and talk to a Christian friend of what being a Christian >is all about, then you two would only be good friends, give up your stances >and take up the faith. Lucca: And be miserable. Rini: And the stress of being apart from your beloved eventually cause a blood vessel in your brain to pop and you'll die. >Miklotov*shouts* How DARE YOU! You expect us to give up our own ways for YOUR >GOD!? I LOVE CAMUS!!!!! Lucca and Rini: o/~ We love you, Ca~~mus, oh yes we do~~! o/~ >We can never be "only friends" We are LOVERS!! Do you >hear me!? Rudy: No, because you just made us all deaf. Jack: What? You wanna be a chef? Klaus: What about Guru Clef? Rini: What? A shelf? Lucca: No, I am _not_ an elf! Voice: Ladies and gentelmen, Great Moments in Ripping Yourself Off! >We are lovers! You cannot convince us that our love is sin! Klaus: *blink*blink* They're lovers? *All else fall out of their seats* Lucca: _NOW_ he gets it! Oy... >Bible thumper: The Bible says it's wrong. "Thou Shalt not Lie with mankind as >with womankind. It is abomination." Jack: -snowmanation. >Camus*Has now lightened up as he's heard this 100 times. That, and to calm >Miklotov down before he splits the Bible Thumper in half.* Lucca: Aw, why'd you wanna do that, Sir Camus? ^^;; >Why don't you read >the rest of Leviticus instead of what suits you? Rudy: Isn't that an anime? Neon Leviticus Evangelion? Jack: Nah, that's a fanfic Elmer Studios MSTed a while back. >Bible Thumper: There's cerimonial laws and moral laws. The laws against men >lying with each other are moral laws. Rini: Don'tcha mean "stupid laws"? Klaus: *Only picking up on the word "ceremony"* Oh, a _tea ceremony_ would be _wonderful_ now! ^_^ >Camus*Grins* Yes, that's right. It's moral for us to be together. *smiles at >Miklotov* We love each other and that is all that matters. Jack: o/~ Livin' on love, Buyin' on time/ Without somebody, nothin' ain't worth a dime... o/~ >Miklotov*laughs, clearly admiring Camus* Rini: -'s rear end. ^_~ >Bible Thumper: You are not meant to be together as lovers. *speaks like >someone who knows everything* God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! Lucca: Steve came later and Eve turned to Lilith for "support". ^_^ Rudy: *Wasn't paying attention* What? Two girls? Now we're talkin'! ^_^ >If >everyone chose to be with someone of their own sex, the human race would die >out. You're behavior serves no purpose in God's plan and therefore it must >cease....NOW! Klaus: ... is it me, or does he remind anyone else of a church-going Luca Blight? Lucca (BT): I am Pretty Soldier Sailor Soulstone and on behalf of Jesus, I will smite your asses! >Camus*Laughing* You actually believe a myth? You have just lost all >credibility. No matter what you tell us or others, no one will ever go >against the tenets of their own beliefs no matter how wrong you see them. Jack (Camus): So there, nyah! >p >Bible Thumper*frothing at the mouth* Adam and Eve is the truth! You are doing >nothing to contribute to humanities survival! You will both burn in Hell!!! Rudy: Nah, he's more like a stereotypical villian in general, Klaus. >Do you really think that your abhorrant acts will get you right with God!? Jack (Camus): What's so abhorrant about finding other uses for cooking oil and ribbon? ^_^ Rudy: JACK?!? Jack: What? You guys make those sort of comments all the time! >Miklotov*is now calm and even lighthearted* Well, since we don't worship your >God, we don't care about getting right with him. *looks at Camus* How could >anyone call what we share an abomination? Klaus, Rini, and Jack: -SNOWMANATION! ^_^ >Bible thumper: SHARE!!!??? SHARE!!!!??? Rini: If you insist... *Does a Looney Tune-type spin change into an outfit Cher might wear* o/~ Do you belie~ve in life after love? o/~ Rudy: ... I'm _not_ asking how she did that... >(he's now clearly insane.... Klaus: See? Church-going Luca Blight. >guess his >ability to reason just vanished. Course if he had any, he would have walked >off the second the two knights indicated that they weren't interested). Rini: Off course. >The >only thing you two share is LUST! Men like you don't feel love! Rini: o/~ A boy who kiiiills cannot love!/ A boy who kiiills has no heart!/ He'll take your love, and your heart!/ Very smart, Maria, very smaaart! o/~ >If you men >knew what love was, you would be with a nice, subserviant woman Rini and Lucca: _DIE_. >.< >with the fear >of God in your hearts! >(Both Knights are now on the verge of laughter). Klaus and Rudy (Miki and Camus; badly dubbed): Your fevered ranting makes our minds register comedy! Hahaha! >Camus: Well, we are Knights and we are happy together. Jack (Camus): And... o/~ We are men, manly men, we're men in looooo~ve... o/~ >That alone is >contribution enough. We are not deliberatly hurting anyone, so leave us alone. >Bible thumper(now looks like he is being electrocuted as smoke comes out of >his ears): Rini: Looks like 'Ruhi-chan's watched a lot of Looney Tunes when she was a kid like the bosslady did. >It's an ABOMINATION! It is sickness!! IT IS SIN!!!!! You will >burn in Hell!!! God HATES WHAT YOU DO!!!!!! YOU DO NOT FEEL LOVE!!! IT IS >REBELLION AGAINST GOD!!!! IT'S------------ All but Klaus: THE PIKA-PI ATTACK! *All duck. Well, Rini had to pull Klaus down into a ducking postion. The attack goes over their heads* >(He stiffens and then falls flat on >his back). >Miklotov: My goodness, he's dead. Klaus (Miklotov): Barbarque! ^_^ *WHAM!* Rini: That's... just sick, Klaus. >Camus*smiles* Good, now we can finally enjoy our evening. Lucca: Bomp chicka bow wow this time? ^^;; >Miklotov: Yes. Lucca: Woo hoo! ^_^ >*They kiss* Rudy: Never mind the fact someone just _died_ in front of them... *grumble* >(Meanwhile, Bible Thumper is at the Gates of Heaven facing a very irate God.) Jack (God): How could I have missed the series finale of "Twin Peaks"?! >God: How dare you presume to treat people in such a manner! Those two weren't >doing anything wrong! Klaus: Besides the ritual sacrifices to Myria, but that's unrelated to gaiety. >(I don't have to care what the Bible says, I am GOD so >screw you!) Lucca: Oh? *Mock sultry* Oh, Rudy... ^_^-<3 Rudy: *!!* eek! *Jumps back into a seat a row behind him* Jack: *Whispers to Lucca* Er, Rudy's not exactly _used_ to getting women's "attentions", Lucca... ^^;; Lucca: *To Jack* It's not _me_ that scared him, per se? Oh good. ^^;; >As far as I can see, and I SEE EVERYTHING, They told you to leave >and you didn't! Were you, by any chance deaf? Or did you think that they were >talking to their boots!? All: o/~ These boots were made for walkin',/ And that's just what they'll do!/ One of these days, these boots/ Are gonna walk all over you... o/~ >Bible thumper: I was only doing what you yourself commanded. I couldn't let >them continue their path to Hell. Klaus: Yes, beautiful Hell, now run with Windows '98! ^_^ >God: Who are you to do that, eh? Those are strong Knights. Lucca: And handsome and well-built and... *Goes off into a daydream* EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!! ^_^ *I know that sucked, but let's see _you_ try to type a lecherous laugh!* >They can take care >of themselves. They know right from wrong and they are responsible for their >own actions. Jack: -except for the time they TP'ed Gorudo's room. >They also have intelligent minds and are not afraid to use it. >Since their relationship is consentual and ultimatly harmless regardless of >what rabid people might say, I could not care less what they do. Rini: That is, unless She's feeling voyueristic. *wink* >By the way, >Hell is on Earth, bub. It's a place where people grow so that they learn what >it takes to achieve heaven. Klaus: I thought all they have to do is find that stairway Huan was talking about... Rini: *sweatdrop* Don't tell me the Suiko Citan clone's got a stash too... >They must be allowed to grow as people, not be >spoonfed thousand year old rhetoric. Jack: Why can't they use a fork? >Bible Thumper: But you said yourself that Hell is real. It's Satan's Kingdom. >Reincarnation is a lie! It says so in Hebrews. Rudy: Wake me when it's over... *Gets comfortable and tries to go to sleep* >God: Did I say that?! No I did not. I was used as an inspiration, but the >Bible was written by men to control the masses. *Jack takes out the Guitar of Maya and begins tuning it* Rini: *Thinking* o/~ I'll give you, I'll give you/ Itoshii anata ga, asu wo toberu youni... o/~ >I can't believe women buy >into it considering that they have to be subservient. Lucca: *Fiddling with a machine* Point, the big guy. >Bible thumper: No! The Bible is the Word of God! Klaus: And that word is... PIANIST! >God: Yea, your idea of God. It's not me! There's no way I would approve of >homosexuals being put to death or people being killed because they believe in >another God. Klaus: If they believed that their underwear was made of bolonga, on the other hand... >I am not THAT insecure. As a matter of fact, I couldn't care >less if people worship me or not and I can take many forms too. Klaus: Like a nematoad! ^_^ *Pause* Do I _have_ to do this alone or is anyone else going to pay attention?! *Pokes Rudy in the arm with an Iron Fan* Rudy: ZzZzZzZzZz... rally-sama, isn't this rushing it? ZzZzZzZzZzZz... >The only >thing that should not be tolerated is what blatently harms other and the only >person doing any harm was you! Klaus: Then, Bible Thumper explode! *Pause* WILL YOU WAKE UP ALREADY?! *Smacks Rudy with the Iron Fan* Rudy: OW! What? Why? Where? Who?! Is it over yet?! >Bible Thumper: I was only trying to serve you! You sent your son to die to >save us from our sins. Rudy: Wouldn't grounding him have been more effective? >God: That's ludicrous! Jesus was a martyr, not Lord and Savior. All he wanted >to do was create good teachings. Klaus: Like algebra and nuclear physics! ^_^ >Too bad his followers did a good job >screwing that up. I am GOD remember? I don't NEED to send myself or my son or >anyone down to save the world when I created it! I'm omnipotent, remember? Rudy: ... doing a Dr. Forrester impression would be stupid here, right? >Bible Thumper: But we all fall short of your glory. We need you. Rini (BT): To rotate our tires and replace our transmission! >God: If you need the Christian version of me, great! But not everyone does. >Some people need Budda. Others need Allah..others don't need any god. Jack: We don't need no steeking god! *Pause* Why do I feel bad about saying that? Rini: Because the boss feels bad about typing it. It'll pass. >How >would you like it if someone told you that your life was wrong and you should >change it to serve Thor or whatever? Jack: But... Why would anyone want to serve a RPGamer Q&A columnist? >You wouldn't like that, would you? Since >your so bent on the Bible remember this one, "Do unto others as you would >like others to do for you." Lucca: *Grinning evilly* Good idea! *Jumps back a row next to Rudy* Rudy: *Wide-eyed* Ack! *Goes back another row* >Bible thumper: But it said in Matthew to be a commission for others and >spread the gospel. Rini: Must... resist... obscure "Godspell" reference... >God: It also says to "dust off your sandals and leave" when others indicate >that they are not interested. Klaus: -in buying encyclopedias! ^_^ >But, I guess you forgot that since SOME >Christians don't like any beliefs but their own. Jack: But then again, not all of them commit mutiny on a ship led by a man named James Bligh... >Bible Thumper: But I have repented of my sins! I've accepted Jesus as my Lord >and Savior. Surely I will be accepted into heaven. Rini: BUZZ! Not even close. You have to hit the target. *!!* Oh my goddess, now _I'm_ making obscure Wild ARMs refs... >God: I don't think so, bub. You need to go back to earth, so that you may >learn to grow as a person instead of spouting the same tired >stuff......Hmmm...since I have a since of humor, you get to go back as a >rabid Sailor Moon Hentai fan. Rudy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! GUARDIANS, NOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO SAILOR MOON HENTAI! SAILOR MOON BAD!! ((O.O));;; Klaus: ... I shouldn't ask, should I? *sweatdrop* >Bible thumper: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Lucca (Nelson Muntz): Ha ha! >Remember these following things: >1. Some things are just NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Klaus: Like ball-peen hammers, spackle, and the Five Intel Cids! ^_^ Lucca: Who the hell are the Five Intel Cids?! Klaus: Sore wa... himitsu desu. ^_^ >2. If someone is not blatently hurting anybody, LEAVE THEM THE HELL ALONE! Jack: *British* The rest of you can just BUGGER OFF! >3. Other people have other beliefs. Your way is a path. Not the only path. So >know when to bugger off! Jack: Whoa, deja vu... >4. Don't insult other people's beliefs and don't accuse them of being >"sinful." They'll only get royally pissed or mock you. Rini: -or go Tira Misu on your ass! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! >5. Come on people, this is God we are talking about. Do you really think he Rini: _She_. Rudy: Er... we/you/they? Rini: *sigh* Maybe it's better you don't know what the hell we're talking about... >gives a flying rats ass about same sex couples who DON'T purposefully hurt >anyone. I didn't think so...... Klaus, Rini, and Jack (Mankind): So have a nice day! ^_^ *All exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Klaus and Lucca are on the bridge* Klaus: That wasn't so bad... Lucca: Well, be glad you got a chance to warm up. It _could_ have been... *shudder* "FFVII: TUS" part 3... Klaus: That... wouldn't be go, would it? Lucca: Not by a long shot. Klaus: It was more of a satire than parody. Parody's a lot less subtle than what we just saw. Lucca: Yeah. *Pause* Funny, I thought they had an ending sketch prepared today. *A wet, angry rabbit hops across the screen as a wet, angry female human version of Hanpan crosses behind the two* *sweatdrop* I don't want to know what happened there... Klaus: Why... oh, never mind. I guess I'll find out what that's about later. *The red button flashes* Er... Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu are calling? Lucca: Eh, good enough. *Pushes the red button* [E.C.] *the place looks like a hurricane hit it. B-ko's passed out on the floor with a lampshade on her head, Marle is dancing on top of a table, and Mala-chan's desperately trying to keep things under control* Xelloss: *Grinning insanely* Isn't this chaos lovely? ^______^ Mala-chan: Hey, fruit, you mind giving me a hand here?! *Xelloss claps* I hate you. Xelloss: I'm glad. ^_^ [SOL] Klaus and Lucca: *sweatdrop* Klaus: Er, yes, lovely... ^^;; [E.C.] *Screen only displays Xelloss. A bra is flung so that it lands on top of his head* Xelloss: If you'll excuse me... ^_^ *Pushes the button* *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net I gotta do what? I gotta BELIVE! >(I don't have to care what the Bible says, I am GOD so >screw you!) Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. Beware the Temporary Portal, er, Picture of the Week; It can lead you to strange things... Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Season Four: ------------------ Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)