"Kobayashi KICK!" -Poemi, "Puni Puni Poemi" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by Yuji Naka, Sonic Team, and SEGA. "Pains" is owned by Rebecky_mo the ECCHInda. No offense or bad stuff is intended with this MSTing. No budding yaoi fangirls were harmed in the production of this MSTing. However, Spiderman has made one hedgehog gay by dancing. Chibi's notes: Wow. it took some time to get to this story. I shied away to start because I was still boggling over the concept. I'm quite over that now, thanks. Also, I'm surprised it took me this long that the first few letters in "echidna" almost spell "ecchi". I'm usually so good at pointing out silly stuff like that. And now, prepare for... Mystery ARK Theater 2 Advance! ------------------------------------ [Space Station ARK, bridge] *Tails sits next to a console, surrounded by wires. A shimmering blue... something stands a couple feet away* Tails: *Looks at the shimmering blue something* Now that's not supposed to happen... Sonic: *Enters* Yo, Tails, what's-- *Sees the shimmering blue thing* --up? What's going on? Tails: I was trying to find a way to get past whatever's keeping our communication signal from going out and I think I ripped the fabric of time-space. Sonic: You _what_?! Amy: *enters, glomps Sonic, then sees the shimmering blue thing* What's that? Sonic: Tails thinks he ripped the fabric of time-space. Amy: What makes him think that? Besides that blue thing, that is. *A bunny girl poke her head in through the shimmering blue thing* Bunnygirl: Sugah-hog, there's another you on th' other sahd of this! Sonic: That, maybe? Tails: I can fix it! Really! *A girl with fox ears and tail appears on the console's screen* Chibi 3.0: Whoa, it was unusually hard to get through--what in sweet sainted Fortuna's name have you DONE?! Tails: I'm still figuring that out. ^^; Chibi 3.0: Well, while you do that, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's EGGY! *The figure on screen turns into Dr. Eggman* [Hidden Base] Eggman: Greetings, rode--Is that an interdimensional portal?! [ARK] Tails: *sigh* Why does everyone keep asking about that? Sonic: Cut to the chase, Eggman. What is it this time? The adventures of Serenity Glitterfairy McHoneyflower? Harry Potter incest abuse fic? Bad suger-high comedy? [Hidden Base] Eggman: No, but those are all interesting suggestions. *Sonic facepalms* No, this story was sent to me about an hour ago. I think it'll be suitably psyche-shattering, considering the stars of the show. [ARK] Tails: *!!* That's when the portal appeared! Sonic: *Ignoring Tails for the moment* What do you mean, "considering the stars of the show"? [Hidden Base] Eggman: Oh, _you'll_ see soon enough. *Grins and presses the button* [ARK] *The lights start flashing* Amy: What's going on?! Tails: I didn't do it this time! ^^;; Chibi 3.0: *Reappears on the screen* I've been working on getting an authentic Mystery Science Theater 3000 feel for story sending time! Isn't it neat? Sonic: Yeah, neat. Tails: Um, Sonic, could you send Shadow this way when you see him? Maybe if I can find out the principles of Chaos Control, I can fix this. Sonic: Gotcha. C'mon, Amy, let's go! Amy: Right! [Floor three, theater] *Seating, L-R: Amy, Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge* Knuckles: *To Sonic* What do you think he meant about the "stars of the show"? Sonic: Dunno, but we're gonna find out soon enough. >Okay, before you go into this fic, have you not seen the Sonic Anime movie >(That's what this is based on...) there are a few things you should know... Chibi 3.0's voice: *over P.A. speaker* It's short and kinda cheesy and techincally two OAVs! XD Sonic: *blink*blink* The what now? This is going to hurt my head, isn't it? >1) Knuckles is NOT a guardian in this film. He is a treasure hunter that roams >Mobius alone. He also doesn't call a floating island home. Knuckles: No Angel Island? Rouge: No Master Emerald? Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >2) This is an >epilogue of sorts to the movie, since I didn't really like the real ending.. Sonic: Oh, like all those people who keep bringing Shadow back to life! *beat* Wait, what? What's goin' on here? Why am I knowing things I didn't before? Amy: Well, Tails did accidentally break down the dimensional walls of this reality, whatever that means. Maybe it makes us self-aware? >3) I decided to use their SA eye colors, since they're just black in the movie Amy: They gave Sonic black eyes?! *summons mallet* I'll give THEM a couple in return! >One last thing... there will be mature scenes between two MALES in this fic, >meaning intimacy, or SEX!!!! (hence the NC-17 rating) Sonic: o/~ Your dreams are ripped and torn/ You've got a friend in porn... o/~ Knuckles: Wait... Just _who's_ going to be sleeping with _who_ here? Both: ......... Rouge: Hm. This ought to be amusing. >If you do like this stuff, >leave NOW or forever hold your peace!!! Amy: Um... So if we _don't_ like it, we have to stay here? Knuckles: Sounds about right, considering this situation. >Enjoy the fic, and read and review >with care! Sonic: Well, all right-- *mimes dropping the fic* Oops. Amy: CRASH! Rouge: Too late for that now. Knuckles (random mover): Earl! What's "Fra-gi-le" mean? >Sonikku=Sonic >Nakkuruzu=Knuckles Knuckles: Fangirl Japanese=makes the baby Tails cry. >Pains By Rebecky_mo the ECCHInda *All look to that, then to Knuckles* Sonic: So... You're always a little "echi", eh, Knux? Knuckles: *death glare* Shut up before I have to hurt you, Sonic. Rouge: *whispers to Knuckles* Just how "echi" _are_ you, Knuckles? >) Knuckles: *manages to turn redder than normal* ... >"How much farther do you think he is, Knuckles?" Amy (Knuckles): Well, we've followed the second star on the right, and it's almost morning... >"Can't be too far, he can't keep up this pace forever!" Knuckles the Echinda >called back to Tails. Amy: True, but it can seem that way sometimes. >It had been two hours since Metal Sonic had been stopped, >and since Sonic had raced ahead of them in order to escape from both Dr. Eggman, >as well as the love-struck Sara. Amy: *twitch* _WHO'S_ Sara? Sonic: Beats me. Rouge: It's better than Dr. Sara and a love-struck Eggman, at least. >They were still in the icy northern regions of the planet, so there was very >little around to distinguish how far they'd gone, Knuckles: Besides the yeti that was barbequing something blue... Sonic: Knuckles! That's not cool, man! >but Knux was guessing a few >hundred kilometers. They could still see the speedy hedgehog's tracks in the >snow. Rouge (Steve Irwin): Crickey! We'yah gettin' close to the the be-yoo-tiful but kinda dumb bleus hedghogus! 'E might not take ta the camera, so we've brought the psycosis fangirlus to capt'cha 'im! Sonic: *At the same time as Amy* I'm not dumb! Amy: *At the same time as Sonic* I'm not a psycho! Knuckles: *snickers* >Tails put a little more speed into his whirling appendages to catch up to the >still running treasure hunter Sonic: *snerk* No way. Tails is way faster. Knuckles: But he can only keep at top speed for so long. I can keep going for _much_ longer. Rouge: _Really_ now...? *eyes Knuckles. He goes redder than normal again* >"The snow must be slowing him down, these marks >are still pretty fresh...LOOK! There he is!" Amy (Tails): WALDO! Where have you been?! >The kitsune pointed up about 500 >yards ahead to a wave of snow going in either way. Knuckles: I'm not sure what's worse in that sentence; more fangirl Japanese or what she's passing off as a "description". Sonic: Oh, _relax_; you don't want to crack like Shadow did, do you? >"Hmm, yeah...wait a second, look at the tracks below us." Amy: o/~ Well, it's the wrong track/ Looking for the right track,/ And are you catching all these tracks that I'm laying down for you... o/~ >The two looked to >the ground at his prints; where they had once been in a straight line not three >mintues ago, they were jerky and slightly erratic, Rouge: Oh yes, _very_ erratic. *suggestive wink* Knuckles: I found out what's worse: that bad pun. >as if he was losing his balance. Sonic (as himself): NOOOOOO! They've cleaned out my trust fund! >*This isn't good, something's wrong..* Amy: You see, Eggman was walking around in a thong, causing the whole world to collectively shudder. Sonic: Thank you for that mental image. *shudder* >"SONIKKU!" The waves of white had stopped, >and his two friends saw him collapse into a heap in the snow, lost in unconciousness. Knuckles: Or just "unconscious", or, if puns are your thing, "out cold"... Who _talks_ like this? >The echinda and fox raced up beside Sonic, where Knux carefully pressed his fingers >against his throat. Rouge: --and broke his windpipe. Oopsie! >Tails landed on the ground, face covered in fear, "Nakkuruzu, >is he..?" Knuckles (as himself): I don't know, and who the hell is "Nakkuruzu"? Sonic: We get the point; you're a picky grammar bitch. Now chill. *Knuckles grumbles* >Knuckles sighed in relief as he picked up the hedghog in his arms and replied, Amy (Knuckles): MINE! Mineminemine! And Amy's on the weekends! >"No, he's alright, just worn out from all that happened. He needs rest and shelter >for the night." Rouge: And, of course, some hot mansex! *Sonic and Knuckles share a look* Knuckles: Not worth complaining. Sonic: *nods* The fic's headed there anyway. >"Shelter?! Out HERE?!?!" Tails exclaimed. Amy (Knuckles): We can build an igloo! >"Check my bag for a map." Amy (Tails): *pulling things out from under the seat* Map of Yugoslavia, map of Filgaia, map of the female anatomy... Oh my. O_o All else: ... Sonic: That seat's _weird_. >The fox rummaged through the tote bag the echinda carried >his personal things in, Sonic (Tails): Damn, Knuckles, how many Playboys do you HAVE?! Rouge: Wouldn't it be Play_girls_, given the story? Sonic: Heh, point! >pulling out the map and holding it in front of him. After a >quick check, "there should be some hot springs made from the lava veins around this >area. Knuckles: Convieniently found in time for the fanservice episode. >Scout ahead and look for some caves." Rouge: Incorrect Freudian symbolism, HO~O! >Tails flew back into the sky and went ahead, Knux following slowly due to the added >weight. Knuckles: *Looks Sonic over* Pff, he couldn't be _that_ heavy. Sonic: But you wouldn't want to drop me, right? *No answer* _Right_? Knuckles: Depends on how annoying you're being. >It wasn't long before the two had found the springs in a small cave. Inside >were small pools of heated water, as well as some clear space to sleep for the night. Amy: And a couple of naked girls in the water, who shrieked and scared them out. Rouge (girl): I hate these fanservice episodes! >Sonic's sidekick took out thw two blankets in Knuckles' bag, rolling out one for the >echinda to lay the ailing hero on, then the other close by. Sonic: o/~ Rollin', rollin', rollin'/ Keep dem blankies rollin'!/ Keep dem blankies rollin', close byyyyyyyy! o/~ >Knux carefully placed >Sonic on the blanket, then wiped a mix of melting snow and sweat off his brow "Man, >what a difference from outside! I'm finally warm again." Rouge: I'll agree that he's hot. *grins at Knuckles, who goes redder than normal yet again* Amy: *nods* He's no Sonic, but he's not bad at all. >Tails nodded in agreement "Yeah, me too! Cold weather isn't my favorite climate. >How long do you think Sonic's gonna be asleep?" Amy: Until he gets a kiss from a beautiful princess! Knuckles: And then he'll turn into a frog. >"I'm not sure; could be all night." He looked up to see Tails trying to cover up >a yawn, and grinned slightly. Rouge (Knuckles): He's got a real purty mouth... Sonic: You leave Tails out of this! >_< >"Hey kid, you wanna take the other bed? Looks like >you need a good night's rest yourself!" Sonic: Would you... like to... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP?! >"Me!? Nah, I'm f--" He yawned again, this time being too late to hide it, and >watched as Knux's smirk grew wider. Amy (Tails): Why are you looking me like that, Knuckles? O.o; Rouge (Tails): You're looking at me the way Sonic looks at your butt... Sonic: *ear twitches* ... >"Uhh, maybe I could use some sleep...I'll >take a shift watching over Sonic in awhile though, okay?" Rouge (Tails): Now don't take advantage of his unconscious form, OK? Amy (Knuckles): Wouldn't dream of it. Really. You're still awake? Go to sleep! Sonic: *gestures to the girls; to Knuckles* ... this is only going to get worse. Knuckles: Uh-huh. *sigh* >"Sure big guy, whatever you want." Sonic (Tails): Really? I want a pony then! >*********** Sonic: *fatherly* Now, Tails, what did I say about target practice indoors? >Knuckles watched as the young fox quickly fell asleep under his spare blanket. Rouge: *purrs* He likes to watch... >He really had no intention of waking him up for him to take over, but he knew >it was the only way to get him to bed. He'd been through alot that day; and >besides, I'm used to all nighters. Knuckles (as himself): Damn SATs... >He wasn't about to admit he was tired too though, just not as >much as the others. Sonic: He can do it ALL NIGHT LONG! *beat* I have _got_ to stop seeing Adam Sandler movies. >He picked up his favorite hat from the ground, and groaned at the holes and chunks >out of it from the battle that day, specifically the lava he'd had to redirect to >save the cities of the skies. Amy: There's lava in his hat? That must hurt. >I'm gonna have to buy a new one; I still dunno why I >bothered saving them. They'd never accepted me that much. Chibi 3.0's voice: Because if the Land of the Sky went, so would you? And you claim to be Sonic's best friend? ^_^ >For as long as he could remember, he'd been on his own in this world, searching for >treasure and other knick-nacks he found along the way; but that wasn't really the >way he'd wanted it. Sonic (Narrator): He wanted it so chicks would dig him. >He'd been shunned by society a long time ago for many reasons, >but none of them were his fault. Sonic: Well, except for the thing with the goat... Knuckles: *glare* DON'T. >I never wanted to be different, physically... Sonic: How so? One leg longer than the other? Having no fingers? Permanent bad hair? Knuckles: No, I _have_ fingers, dammit, and it's better than _yours_. Amy: *absently* o/~ Damn right, it's better than yours/ I would teach you, but I'd have to charge! o/~ Rouge: Well, it _does_ bring all the boys to the yard. Knuckles: *opens mouth, then closes it* There's no good response to that. Sonic: Duh. Why do you think I kept _my_ mouth shut? >Knux removed his two thick white gloves from his hands, looking at the semi-sharp >spurs that protruded out of them. Knuckles: _SEMI_-sharp?! Sonic: Movie you's got safety knuckles! >This had been a major part of the problem; none >of his people had spurs like these, Amy: They did, however, paint their crotches. *everyone STARES at her* Did I say that out loud? Rouge: Heh, I think I like this kid. >so his clan had separated him from the rest, >making sure no one got too close. As if that wasn't enough, there was something >worse about him that forced him out of the clan by his own choice, beginning his >life as a recluse. Knuckles: Outcast. Recluses stay indoors all the time. Sonic (Knuckles): I didn't mean to _hurt_ the goat! *WHAP!* Ow! Knuckles: I said DON'T. >It's not like I WANTED to be like this! I'm not only a freak in body, but in >sexuality as well!! Knuckles (As himself): See, I was raised by these gay monks in the Himalayas... >He had never found a way to hide his Homosexuailty amoung his people, Sonic (Knuckles): Curse my species for being so damn SEXY! Amy (Knuckles): I mean, they paint their crotches! How can you _not_ stare when they're calling attention to it! Knuckles: *as Rouge snickers* ... >and if >being that different was probably enough to get him killed. Sonic: ... it does happen to some... Knuckles: *mutters* Dependant clause and poor wording... >His father had been >furious at him, beating him at any time he even thought he was fantasizing about >other men. Rouge: And... Cue the gratituous cliched angsty past! >Finally, he couldn't take the pain of it anyore, and took on another >one instead. "Better to be alone than to hurt every day of your life..." Sonic: ... or let others get hurt just because you're their friend... Amy: Sonic? Sonic: It's nothing. Just ignore me. *weak smile* Knuckles: *idly* So, there's more to you than an annoying show-off... >Over time, he'd learned how to handle himself, proving to himself that he needed >no one, no acceptance...Then he met Sonic. Rouge (Knuckles): Who's a bigger loser than me! >The echinda looked over at the resting hedghog. "Then eveything went screwy on me." Sonic (Bugs Bunny): I _knew_ I shoulda took that left turn at Albaturque! >Even from the moment they'd met, Knux could feel something big between the two of >them. Rouge: *Opens her mouth* Knuckles: Just _don't_, all right? Rouge: Aw, you're no fun. >Eventually, they had become friends, but that certainly wasn't all the he >felt for him. Amy: Or on him. ^_^ Knuckles: You're cheerful for someone who doesn't get the guy here. Amy: Hey, as far as I know, I don't exist there, so I didn't lose anything, right? >Everything about him was perfect to Knuckles; long, cobalt blue spines that >blurred into a blue, river-like flow as he ran, emerald green eyes that seemed >to shine the gem itself, and he had an incredible love for life, no matter what >crisis lay around him. Sonic: *grins at Knuckles Oh, yeah? Knuckles: *flatly* Oh, no. Sonic: Oh, you know you want me. *strikes a pose* Knuckles: More like I want you to _shut up_. >He sighed to himself, angry that he had to keep this secret to himself, Amy: And Livejournal... Rouge: Drunkenly from Hokkaido... Knuckles: No, no, that was Sonic. Sonic: *blushes lightly* Oh, be quiet. >but also >mad because, sooner or later, his one true friend in this world would find out >what he was, Rouge: And he was... BATMAN! Sonic: No, Inigo Montoya! Amy: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania! >and his feelings for him... Rouge: Oh, I'm sure you'll get to do some feeling for him soon enough, honey. >I'm glad we stopped sparring together; I doubt I'd be able to control myself if >I wound up pinning him under me... All: ......... Amy: ... is it bad that I think that could be kinda hot? Knuckles: Yes. Rouge: Not at all! Sonic: I'm still deciding. >Knux shook off that image before it got the better of him, just in time to hear >Sonic moan and stir slightly before sitting up. "Ungh. Where am I?" Rouge: The Batcave! Knuckles: The Shadow Realm! Amy: Over by the Frankenstein place! Sonic: In the lightning sand! MOVE! >"Chill Sonikku. You're safe now; consider yourself lucky Tails and I are too >stubborn to give up on you." Rouge (Knuckles): See, we think there's enough of you to share... *Leers* >Sonic looked up to see Knux a few feet away, next to one of the small springs. Amy: Then he fell in and came out a girl! Sonic (Knuckles): What the hell? *pauses, then mimes squeezing breasts* Say... >"Aww, I'm fine Knux; just got a little carried away, that's all." He was lying >of course, no way does Sonic the Hedgehog admit he's tired and hurting from a >battle. Amy: Sounds about right. *pokes Sonic* >"Riiiight. Sonic you're so stupid sometimes; Metalla Sonikku got the best of >you a few times today, and you know it." Sonic: ... Amy: You were still able to win, Sonic. ^^; Sonic: I know... Knuckles and Rouge: ??? Sonic: Before I met you. Don't worry about it. >Instantly, Knux regretted bringing up >the name as he saw Sonic's eyes dull a little. He still feels responsible for >his destruction... Sonic: ... no, I think that was Eggman and his stupid trap that did him in. >Metal had chosen to end his 'life', telling the Original >Sonic that there could be only one in the world. Rouge: There can be only one! Knuckles: Two Sonics enter, one Sonic leaves! >Of course, the Robot was right, but it still seemed like Sonic had died that >day as well, considering how Metalla had his personality downloaded into him. Chibi 3.0's voice: Along with the special panty shot transmitting powers! XD Sonic: ... I'm not asking. O_o; >The one thing that confused Knuckles was the telepathic message HE'D recieved >from the doomed robot before his demise in the lava.. Sonic (Metal Sonic): Me love you long time! Knuckles (Metal Sonic): Rosebud... Amy (Metal Sonic): Your shoe's untied! Rouge (Metal Sonic): Give Rouge the Master Emerald... >Let yourself free, Nakkuruzu, and love will come to you from whom you >cherish ... Sonic: Sheesh, wasn't that a Spice Girls song or something? Knuckles (Stoldark): Innocent One... Let go of your ego... >'Let yourself free'? What the HELL does that mean?! Rouge: My guess is "Stop being so damn repressed and make a move, dumbass!" >He knew who he cherished- >Sonic, obviously-but what exactly did he mean by love? Amy: *pulls a dictionary out from under the seat* Love: noun; a strong positive emotion of regard and affection... >Does he care for him as >well? He couldn't, Sonic was a hero, and heros weren't gay! Sonic: Well, not until I saw Spiderman dance... *overdramatically* Spiderman has made me GAAAAAAAAAAY! ;_; Knuckles: I doubt it was _Spiderman_ that did it. And I thought you... er... Sonic: Oh, shut up and stop ruining the joke. >_< >Then again, Metal >DID have Sonic's life inside him; personality, mind, and heart. Rouge: Not to mention spleen. Amy: Unfortunately, he didn't Sonic's mem-- Sonic: AMY! O.o Amy: --ory. Right. Memory. >He was supposed >to feel everything Sonic's ever felt in his life, including possibly love.... Amy: And extreme hydrophobia. >But he was Robotnik's creation, so this could all be a trick. I won't risk it... Sonic: I thought you were easily tricked, pal. Knuckles: Bite me. *is bitten* OW! You crazy son of a-- Sonic: Hey, you asked! >"HELLO?!? Mobius to Knuckles, come in Knux!" Sonic: o/~ Ground control to Major Tom... o/~ >Sonic was standing up and heading >over to him, "You okay, man? You zonked out on me there, and..AKK!!" The speedy >hedgehog's ankle bent to the side, makig him lose his footing and crash to the >ground. "Oww!" Rouge: *Dryly* One-handed typing has set in already? Knuckles: Huh? *Sonic whispers something to him* Oh. OH. She... Wait, already? O.o >The echinda jumped up to help his ailing friend, and knelt down next to him "Are >you alright?!" Sonic (As himself): No, my ankle's _SUPPOSED_ to bend that way. NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT, YOU MORON! >*Groan*"Yeah, just a little woozy still..." Knuckles: *Mutters* "Sonic groaned. 'Yeah, just a little woozy still...'", or at _least_ have it inside the quotation marks... >"Here, put your arm around my shoulder, and I'll help you back to the blanket." Rouge (Knuckles): I'll "help" you in any way I can, nudge nudge, wink wink. >Knux tried not to think about his hand around Sonic's waist, and concentrated on >getting him to rest. Amy (Knuckles): Must not grab the ass must not grab the hot ass must not grab the hot sexy ass... Sonic (As himself): Um, dude, you're saying that out loud. Amy (Knuckles): Er, oops? >He helped the hero to walk back to the makeshift bed, and >knelt down to get him on it. Knuckles: Not. One. WORD. >"Thanks Knux. Ever consider a job as a nurse?" Sonic: *suddenly* Augh why did I picture sexy mini-skirted nurse!Knuckles ohmigod he has boobs in the mental image I'm confused and it hurts and stings! X.x Knuckles: You scare me sometimes, Sonic. >"Nah, never did like the.." Sonic had just sat down on the blanket but still >had his arm over Knuckles' shoulder, putting the two face-to-face. Rouge (Sonic): Will you be my special friend? >Temptingly >close to the echinda. Sonic: *softly* o/~ If you want my body,/ And you think I'm sexy/ C'mon, sugah, let me know! o/~ Knuckles: *mutters* Go to hell. >He snapped back into his sentance, "Ah...the uniforms." Amy (Sonic): Ah, but I _love_ a man in uniform. <3 >Sonic nodded and grinned, yet still didn't move his arm. "Geez, you went off >into the atmosphere twice in three minutes! Amy: o/~ Follow me inside! Outside!/ Through the stratosphere! o/~ >What's up Red?" Rouge: *Open mouth to speak* >There's gonna be plenty 'up' soon... Rouge: You stole my line, jerk! >Knux groaned inwardly and took one last >look at the face and mouth mere inches away, then closed his eyes. Knuckles (As himself): I can't stand to look at that gigantic booger hanging out of his nose anymore! >Oh man, screw >it! If I'm gonna die, I'll at least die happy!! Rouge: Ah, idealism... >He opened his eyes again, full of >lust "This is what's up..." Sonic: ... doc! >he murmured, and pressed his lips hard against the >hedgehog's own. Rouge (Butthead): Huhuh, she said "hard". Amy (Beavis): Heheh! Heheh! Yeah! "Hard"! >He felt Sonic's body stiffen slightly, and Knuckles prepared for the retaliation Amy: Launch the tactical nuclear quills! >Here it comes, he's gonna push me into the wall and call me 'Fag' or some other >name like that; he'll kill me, he'll... Rouge: Smack your ass and call you "Charlie"! Amy: Love you and hug you and name you "George"! >Wait a second, is he--kissing me back?!? Sonic: Yeah, you see, there are people who are gay, bisexual, or willing to make an exception, and if they like you, they'll do that. *To Knuckles* Wow, movie you makes you look like a genius! Knuckles: I'm not sure if I should thank you or smack you. What the hell, I'll do both. Thanks. *SMACK!* >He felt the arms wrap around his shoulders tighter. He is! What the Heck?! Amy: *Opens the dictionary again* Heck: noun... >He pulled away from the spiny teenager, thoroughly confused "Sonic, wha-what >are you doing?" Sonic: See, it's called "kissing", and it's really a common thing for people to _do_. >Sonic opened his eyes, surprised at the question "Kissing you back, of course! >Why, what did you expect me to do?" Amy: Break into a flashy musical number! Rouge: o/~ Get the butta!/ Get the butta!/ Get the butta NOOOOOOOOW! o/~ >"I don't know! Bash my skull in, drown me in one of those pools over there, but >not kiss me back!!" Sonic: Wow, kinky. *WHAP!* Ow! Knuckles: ... >"Why would I bash a face like yours? I happen to like it the way it is, just >like the rest of you!" Amy (Sonic): You're kawaii inside and out, no matter what you wear! ^_^ >Sonic grinned and kissed the end of his nose. "I love you >Red, I just never thought you felt the same!" Rouge (Sonic): Well, aside from that "Must not grab the hot sexy ass" thing a moment ago. >Metalla WASN'T lying! Sonic does love me... Sonic: Ohmigod, the message _was_ "Me love you long time!" >Nakkuruzu let out a sigh in relief. Knuckles: And then so did "Knuckles". Amy: Is it a threesome now? Chibi 3.0's voice: o/~ Twosies beats onesies, but nothing beats threes! o/~ >"I love you too...Gods, you have no idea how LONG I'd wanted to kiss you like >that!" Rouge: That's all? You're not very good at long-term planning, are you, hon? >"JUST kiss me?!" Sonic laughed "I have alot more planned for right now!" Rouge: See, now _that's_ a boy who plans for the future! >He lay >back on the blanket, pulling Knux over him into a deep, long kiss. Amy: So, Sonic likes the bottom? *Ominously* Eeeeexcellent... Sonic: Knuckles, dude, switch seats with me. Switch seats with me NOW. O.o Knuckles: Um, no. >Knuckles >moaned in delight as Sonic's tongue swept over his own, and eagerly joined in the >battle until they both came up for air; Sonic: Dump the ballast! Rise! RISE! *Amy and Rouge Beavis and Butthead laugh* Knuckles: At least they having made any "Red October jokes yet. Rouge: *quietly* "Long, hard, and full of seamen..." *both girls laugh* >Sonic began to kiss his neck as Knux >realized something. Rouge (Knuckles): I can't believe it's not butter! Amy (Knuckles): I have a neck?! Sonic (Knuckles): I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! Pretty and witty _along_ with the gay! Knuckles: ... I hate you so much... >"Sonic, what about, Mmmm, Tails? He's..right-ohhh-over there, and.." Amy (Knuckles): And he's got a camera... Rouge (Sonic): I like being watched. >) >"And sleeping like a log. Trust me, I know this kid, and he wouldn't wake up >unless a nuclear bomb went off two feet away!!" Rouge (Knuckles): What about if a world rocked? Because I plan on rocking _yours_, sweet thang! >"Good" The echinda kissed him again, and the two pulled away to remove what >little clothes they had on, leaving them just a little more nude than they were >most of the time, Sonic (as himself): Whee! We're naked! Knuckles (As himself): We're always naked, you idiot. >then embraced again. The two began to explore each other's >bodies, thier hands roaming over thick fur and muscles. *Sonic hums the Indiana Jones theme* >"Man, you're waaay more built then I am, Knuckles." Knuckles: First thing I can agree with in this damn thing. Sonic: Yeah? Well, I'm still faster! Rouge: o/~ He's a brick... house!/ He's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out! o/~ >The hedgehog murmured as the >echinda nibbled on his pointy ear, his hands moving over his chest. Amy: Squish squish! Sonic (Knuckles): Damn cursed spring! >"Mmm, I think you're gonna see just how much more pretty soon..." he moaned in >response as Sonic's hands went down his back close to his tail. Rouge (Sonic): My, what a long... _tail_ you have... >He ground his >torso against the one below him, both gasping in the intense pleasure coursing >through them. Amy: o/~ Give yourself over to... absolute pleasure/ Swim the warm waters of... sins of the flesh... o/~ >The hedgehog pressed Knux harder against him, both moving fast against each >other until they were both panted hard and thier members swelled outside of thier >sheaths, brushing each other. Knuckles: *Flatly* "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" *All look at him* Sonic: You... said something _funny_? It's about time! Welcome to the mockery, Knux! >"Ah!" >"Oh Gods!" Sonic: o/~ IIIIIIIIIIINTERJECTIONS!/ Show excitement!/ Or emotion!/ They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclaimation point/ Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong! o/~ *beat* Whoa, Schoolhouse Rock flashback. >Sonic finally caught his breath from the intensity and looked down at thier >lengths, seeing his love was just as well endowed as he was, if not more. Knuckles: *smirks; to Sonic* HA! In your FACE! Sonic: Oh, bite me. *is bitten* Ow! Knuckles: *Mimicking Sonic* You asked! >"I think >I'm trouble.." he groaned as Knuckles leaned over him again and gave him a soft >kiss, going from his mouth down his throat, and continuing down his chest between >his ribs, his dredlocks following behind as they dangled onto his body. Amy: ... O_o Sonic: Um, Amy? Aaaaaaamyyyyy...? You there, Amy? Amy: Buhuhuhuh... O_o Knuckles: I think we lost her. >Knux continued his way down until he'd finally reached the hedgehog's hard member, >and looked up to speak. Rouge (Knuckles): That's it? Sonic (Sheriff of Rottingham): It's not the size that counts; it's how you USE it! >"Sonikku, I'm not exactly..'experienced' at this, so bear >with me, okay?" Sonic opened his mouth to reply, but only a cry of ecstasy came >out as the echinda took him into his mouth. Amy: ... o_O Sonic: ...! First time seeing porn? *Amy nods slowly* So you haven't cracked? You're OK? *Amy nods* Good. I didn't want a repeat of what happened to Shadow. >This was his first time with anyone, so Knuckles was new to the experience of >having another man in his mouth. Strangely enough, it wasn't disgusting as his >father said, Sonic: Just how much head _has_ his father given to know it's disgusting? Rouge: Maybe it's the reverse and he never got any; it's a case of "Bitter Whiner Syndrome". Sonic: Heh, could be! >it was simply-different. He moved his head up and down Sonic's shaft, >feeling him grasp a handful of his dredlocks Rouge: --which came off in his hand... Sonic (Knuckles as Pedro): Male pattern baldness NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >and moaning Must be doing something >right. He began to use his tongue against it, swirling at the head. Sonic: I want to make a "swirlie" joke, but I'm drawing a blank. >"'kuruzu!!" The hedgehog cried out, bucking his hips to meet his mouth. Chibi 3.0's voice (Emcee): And now, ladies and gentlemen, my American Buck! >Finally, >he couldn't take it anymore, and came into his lovers mouth with one final hard >thrust. Amy: *Still staring; absently* o/~ But it's the pelvic thrust/ That really drive you insa-a-a-e-a-ane! o/~ O_o Sonic: OK, we know _she's_ OK. *pokes Knuckles* But you've been awfully quiet, bud. You haven't cracked, have ya? Knuckles: "Dot dot dot". Just "dot dot dot". >Knux swallowed the load with some difficulty, then sat up to see Sonic >panting for air, his fur glistening in sweat. Chibi 3.0's voice: Er... _Can_ y'all sweat in the first place? ^^; All: ... >"Not..not experienced, he says." he >gasped. That was the most pleasure he'd ever felt in his life! Knuckles: *smirks* Except that time with the goat. Sonic: Hey! Don't turn that around on _ME_! >Finally, he came back to earth (uh, Mobius..whatever!) Knuckles: *twitch* Notes in story... >_< >and realized Nakkuruzu's >manhood was still painfully erect against his thigh and needing release. Amy: *Suddenly* Return the favor WAI! *goes back to staring* Sonic: *To Knuckles* This is not a good sign. *Knuckles nods* >"Go ahead >Knuckles, I'll be fine." Rouge (Sonic): Yep, I'll be an amount of money you have to pay for some minor infraction! >Knuckles looked worried; he knew this was gonna hurt him, and despite how badly he >wanted him, he wanted to be sure. Sonic (Knuckles): Now, what goes where again? Knuckles: I _know_ about sex, dammit! >_< Sonic: Sure, _you_ do, but this is movie!you I'm talking about. >"Are you positive? We-we could just mess around >like this some more if you wa-aahhh..!" Rouge (coach): There's no crying in _mansex_! Chibi 3.0's voice: You haven't seen many doujinshi, have you? >Sonic had just grabbed his member, forcing >him over top of him and practically making Knux come right then. Sonic: But he was... movie!me... ARGH! Knuckles: Welcome to my world. To be fair, however, he did move... >"Very sure. The pain will go away, so go for it!" Barely two seconds after these >words, he felt the echinda forcing his way into him. Sonic: Sweet tapdancing _CHRIST_, without lube?! O.o Knuckles: Why do _you_ know so much about this? Sonic: ... it helps to be prepared sometimes... Rouge (Sonic): So why don't I show you how prepared I am later, sexy? Sonic: *starting to blush* Shut UP, Rouge! Amy: Can I watch? Sonic: AMY! ^^;;; >It DID hurt, but not as much >as he'd expected since he was going slow. Sonic grimaced and shut his eyes, >concentrating on relaxing his body until Knux was all the way in. Sonic: *wincing* Ow, ow, ow... >The lover on top groaned as he fully entered Sonic. Geez, he's so tight! *The word "Tight!" appears with "800 pts", then vanishes* All: ......... >"Are you >alright Sonic?" Sonic: *Fumes* What do _you_ think? Rouge: *Cheerfully* o/~ Get the butta/ Get the butta/ Get the butta NOW! o/~ Sonic: Will you _stop_? >His emerald eyes opened again, full of lust, and he nodded, giving >Knux the signal to go ahead. Amy: Red light... Green light! >He moved at a slow pace so they could both get used to >it, and soon both were gasping in pleasure, so they moved a little faster. Knuckles (Rocko): Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby. Rouge (Mrs. Bighead): Rocko? Knuckles (Rocko): Mrs. Bighead?! *mimes slamming phone on reciever* >Sonic was in heaven, Amy: And now he dead from yaoi! >feeling Knuckles moving inside him, and put his hands back >against the echinda's tail forcing him in harder until he brushed up against something >inside him, making him scream out loud. *All cover their ears (or where they should be, in Knuckles's case)* Knuckles: By the Master Emerald, you got a voice on you! >Knux must have realized what he was hitting, >so he moved a little, to touch it at different angles, each one making a new noise to >erupt from his lover. Amy: Sonic the Hedgehog: Living sound effects machine! >Knux, please, oh-more!! I'm almost... Knuckles: Quotation marks, please. >"Sonikku, I-oh Gods, I.." Rouge (Knuckles): I... I'm a pretty ballerina! >Both weren't far from release, Nakkuruzu's first and Sonikku's second. Sonic: o/~ I can hear you coming up on my heels!/ Can you feel the thunder behind my wheels? o/~ >They were >moving at an indescribably fast pace, and as a last resort to make the hedgehog go >over the edge first, the echinda grabbed his again hard length and stroked it fast >and hard Chibi 3.0's voice (Munroe Murgatroyd): I will win her, hard and fast! HARD AND FAST! >until he felt Sonic's body tighten around him forcing them both to come. Knuckles (cop): Come out with your hands up! >"OOHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS!!" >"AAAHHHHH, GODSSSSS!!" Sonic: OH NOES! Knuckles (Kool-Aid Man): OH YEAH! Rouge (Haruto Hojo): OH MY GOD! Amy (The Tick): SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON! >Knux collapsed on top of Sonic in a sticky heap, both exhausted and panting for breath. Sonic: ... why did I read that as "_pantsing_ for breath"? O.o >He pulled himself out of him, Rouge: Pop! *Sonic and Knuckles just give her a _look_* >and just lay there for a moment. "As I was..saying..before, >I love you" He murmured against his quills. Amy (quills): We love you too! >"I love you too, Nakkuruzu..." Those were the last words either uttered that night, >falling alseep still in thier present condition. Sonic: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! >********************************************************************** Rouge: My, you got that all over the place, didn't you? Sonic: No, Rouge. Just... no. >"Mmmm, what a gorgeous morning!" Amy: o/~ Oh, what a beautiful morning!/ Oh, what a beautiful day!/ I've got a beautiful feeeeeeeeliiiiiiiing/ Everything's going my way! o/~ >Tails yawned and sat up on the blanket, stretching >until he remembered something Knuckles (Tails): Soylent Green is people! IT'S PEEEEEOPLEEEEE!! >Morning? Knux was supposed to wake me so he could get >some sleep!! He looked over to his hero's bed, to find a shocking development. Rouge (Tails): Dilandau is really Allen's _sister_?! >The two hadn't moved much during the night; the two were now on thier sides, Sonic's >back against Knuckles' chest, with his arms over the hedgehog's body, both sleeping >peacefully. Knuckles: Ow, quills... O.o Amy: They only hurt if you brush against them hard enough the wrong way. Trust me; I've hugged Sonic enough to know. >After the initial shock of waking up to this, Miles Prower couldn't help smiling. Rouge (Tails): I got that all on hidden camera... Hellooooooooo, Ebay! >About time those two figured it out; I'm five years younger than them both, and I >knew they loved each other before they did! Amy (Tails): And to think Knuckles tried to hide it by overdoing the Playboys! HA! >Deciding the two would be embarrassed if they knew he'd seen them like this, he laid >back onto his blanket, and went back to sleep to give them a chance to clean >themselves up. Rouge: Yeah, they left on heck of a mess at the scene change. Sonic and Knuckles: ......... >Looks like neither of them are going to be hurting anymore Rouge: Until Sonic woke up. Knuckles (Cartman): Ow, mah ass! Seriously, you guys! Sonic: _Not_ funny. >Well, that's it, my first slash. Knuckles (Goemon): Your swordsmanship needs work. >It was fun writing a lemon again, maybe I'll write >some more after I get two certain other stories completely done. Amy: Ooo! Can the next one have Shadow too? ^_^ Sonic: *To Knuckles* Dude, she's _scaring_ me... >Might be another YAOI >in the future, or a Male/Female deal, maybe even a YURI. Rouge: Just no snake bite simile, thanks. >L-8-R!!! Rebecky_mo >P.S. Read and review with care, please! ^^ Sonic: But we already broke it... Knuckles: Get the duct tape. It fixes _everything_. *all exit* [ARK] *Tails is still at work at that console. Shadow idly tosses the fake Chaos Emerald into the air and catches it every so often* Amy: *enters* How's it going here? Any closer to a solution? Tails: *shakes his head* Not yet, but that bunny lady said she'd have a friend of hers look into it on their end. Maybe between the two of us, we can find out what needs to be done. Amy: It's a start, then. Shadow: What I don't get... *tosses the emerald in the air* ... is why can't we go there, then go back to the Earth through a point somewhere on their side. *catches emerald* Tails: We don't know the long-term effcts of the portal; reality might come apart if we make another one! For that matter, it might come apart thanks to this one! Shadow: Hn... Chibi 3.0: *Appears on the screen* Eggy's baaaaaaaaaa~aaaaaaack! [Hidden Base] Eggman: Hello again. *Looks around* I take it the stars are too traumaized to come out, no pun intended? [ARK] Amy: More like they're complaining about how the author can't spell "echidna" and the improbability of how the... *eyes Tails* ... of how the "relations" went. They took it remarkably well, no pun intended. *Shadow tosses the emerald again* [Hidden Base] Eggman: *scowls* I see. I may have to step things up next time then. [ARK] Amy: Please do. And next time, have one with Shadow in it, please. ^_^ *Eggman's jaw drops* Shadow: *the emerald hits the floor* Wait, what?! Chibi 3.0: *Pops up in a picture-in-picture box* o/~ And all the girlies say he's damn yaoi/ For a hedgie boy! o/~ ^_^ Shadow: You stay out of this! Tails: What's yaoi? Is that the boy-kissing thing 3.0 told us was shown in the theater? Amy and Shadow: ......... [Hidden Base] Eggman: *smirks* At least _some_ anguish was caused by this. Have fun explaining! *Screen goes dark* [ARK] Tails: So, is it what I said it was? Is it? Shadow: Um... Amy: Kinda... *blip* *fwish!* ------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: chaoscheebs@sbcglobal.net Or fear the Piko Piko Hammer! Lookie, a shameless plug! Chapapanga.org, new home of Organized Chaos and Swearing to the Sky!: http://www.chapapanga.org Episode Guide: -------------- Episode 101: "Interlude of a Quest" Epsiode 102: "Pains" IFTW Episode Guide found in IFTW MSTings. >It's not like I WANTED to be like this! I'm not only a freak in body, but in >sexuality as well!!