"Ma'am, I feel so hot!" -A very drunk Milly Thompson, "Trigun" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild Arms is copyrighted by Media Vision and Contrail. Suikoden 2 is copyrighted by Konami. Gundam Wing is copyrighted by Sunrise/SOTSU Agency, ANB(?), and Bandai. Grandia is copyrighted by Game Arts. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned as always by the ever... er, ever Dr. Thinker. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No mysterious flying creatures that go "Puff puff!" were harmed in the making of this fic, for fear of actually invoking the wrath of the Ueber-Banged One. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Duuuh... I like rice. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *Only a few low-level lights are turned on on the bridge. Trowa, who is in pajamas and still has Puffy perched on his head, enters from the right holding a cup. The red button flashes. Trowa absently presses the button* [Evil Central] Klaus: I see the third wall still hasn't regenerated. *Trowa simply nods* Drat, looks like I'll have to fix it myself then. *Pause* You _can_ go back and forth through the wall, right? *Trowa nods* And so can your little friend Quatre, right? *Trowa nods again* So would you mind terribly to take your friend and leave at... say... 1500 hours? The only way to make that woman go into the theater is to have no back-up people and if he's gone, she can't get another back-up. So, what do you say? [SOL] Trowa: ... can Puffy come too? [E.C.] Klaus: *Waves hand nonchalantly* Sure, sure, take the silly thing with you. So you'll go? *Trowa nods* Good, good. *The screen goes blank* [SOL] Trowa: ... was it just me, or were you reminded of Wufei by the way he talked about Rini too, Puffy? Puffy: Puff puff! *Cue theme song* ------------------------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not too distant future, In a surprising little twist, Our interpid villianess Mala-chan Was overthrown by an angry twit! MSTer-turned-Mad, the strategist Klaus, Was hassled by Rini without a pause. So instead of leaving quietly, He put Mala under his control and took up her cau~se! (Rini: Why... that... little...!) (Klaus) I'll send them crappy fanfics, The absolute worst I can find! (Lalala!) They'll have to sit and read them all, And they'll surely lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (LOVE AND PEACE!) Quatre! (I told them to surrender...) Ramza! (I got a good feeling!) Lucca! (I got MAD SKILLZ!) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (SPOOOOOOOOOON!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [SOL] *Trowa (with Puffy) enters the bridge from the left. He seems to be weighted down by something... or someone* Rudy: *From the floor; clutching Trowa's leg* Can I at least _touch_ Heavyarms? Trowa: No. Rudy: Can I look at it up close then? Trowa: No. Rudy: Can I- *Lucca enters from the right* Oh, hi, Lucca. ^^; Lucca: *To Trowa* He's still bugging you about your Gundam, right? *Trowa nods* Allow me to stop him, then. *Takes out a picture of something and waves it at Rudy* Rudy: *Sees picture* O_O-<3 *Snatches it and exits quickly* Trowa: *Watches him retreat* All that over a bromide picture of Relena? Lucca: Eh, well, he's easy to please. *The yellow button flashes* Oh, we'll be right back. *Presses button* ------------------------------------------------------------- Announcer: New from Lucca Productions! Build your own mecha! Not a model, but a real working instrument of death! Models include Seibzehn, Xenogears, Wing Zero, and many, many more! Get yours today! Other announcer: *Small, fast voice* Mechas not available in Utah, Hawaii, and Rhode Island. Must be 18 and not a former felon to buy. Results may vary. Consult a doctor before assembling your mecha. Announcer: The Build-Your-Own Mecha Kit! Only $99.95 on QVC! ------- Trowa: ... that's... a frightening prospect. Lucca: Yes, but a prospect that earns lots of money. ^_^ *The red button flashes* Well, let's see who our mystery date is! *Presses the button* [E.C.] Klaus: *Dressed as Zeikfried* Good day. *Looks at Trowa* You're still here? [SOL] Trowa: It's only two in the afternoon. [E.C.] Klaus: But isn't that...? Xelloss: *Cheerfully* That's only 1400 hours. So, it looks like you'll just have to wait until next time then. ^_^ Klaus: ........................... just bring out the Invention Exchange item. Xelloss: Why? You're far from being my mistress. Klaus: ... I hate you. Xelloss: I'm glad. ^_^ Klaus: Grr... I'll get Mala to get it, then. Mala! Get the item! Mala-chan: *Monotone* Get it your damn self, punk. *Klaus facefaults* Xelloss: Do you like my adjustments to the Slave Crown 2.0? I made them with particularly you in mind. ^_^ [SOL] Lucca: Having problems down there, I take it? [E.C.] Klaus: Yes. *sigh* Good help is so hard to find... I may as well just send up the fic. It's "Messila's Journey", part 12. Have fun and keep an eye on your little friend Quatre. The walls may repair themselves, but it costs money for them to do so. *Reaches over and pushes the "send" button* [SOL] *The lights flash and klaxons go off* Lucca: Well, drat, WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's the cast of "Parappa the Rapper"! You have to rap past all of them to proceed. Door 4: It's Pokeybun and Kikimon! You flee before Pokeybun gets nasty. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Guido! You have to pay him to get past. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Quatre, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Rudy: *To Lucca* I'm not sure if letting Quatre in the theater during a Thinker fic is safe... Lucca: *To Rudy* I don't think it is, but no one couldn't find Rini or pry Zel's hands off the controller... >Messila's Journey >Part 12 -- "The Comma of a Minder" Lucca: A tale of love, intrigue, and punctuation. >---------------------------------------------------------------- >"Finally, we reach Mynd City. Let's hope, our Pokemon don't get >their brain wash or drain." stated Messila. Quatre: Er... huh? Rudy: Welcome to the Wonderful World of Dr. Thinker, Quatre Raberba Winner. You'll be thinking that same sentiment a lot for the rest of the story. >The rest groans. >"What wrong?" ask Messila. Jack: "Story talk like Tarzan" say Jenny. >"Your puns means to be punished." replied Tanya. Quatre (Tanya): So call me _QUEEN_! OHOHO~ *cough*cough* *Normally* Darn it. Dorothy does that so much better than I do... Rudy: Dorothy? A dominatrix? Hmm... *Gets a stupid grin on his face* Lucca: *Nearly facefaults* First Relena, and now _DOROTHY_?! Rudy: She's _coooooooooooooooool_... ^___^-<3 >"Why?" ask Messila. >"My brain is trying to escape via my ears." replied Tanya. Ramza (Movie announcer): Experience the horror of "The Escaping Brain of Tanya", coming soon to a theater near you! >"Light up your dull brain. Humor is the best mechine." replied >Messila. Lucca: No, my inventions are the best mechines! ^_^ >"Hey! There's the Pokemon Center! Since you get up to about 40 >pokemon. I'm give day us some muchies. Quatre: o/~ Give day~ us,/ Me say give day~~~ us/ Daylight come and me want to go home. o/~ Rudy: *sweatdrop* You're lucky you have Chibi here to protect you from being smiting for stupid lines, Winner. >Anywhy, I'm getting tiring >of eating cooked plants." >"You told me you like steam Bellspouts." replied Messila. Jack: Steamed WHAT?! Some caring Pokemon trainers _they_ are! O.o;; >"I can handle that for a few weeks mix with either pasta or >meat." replied Jenny. "But we been eating that thing plan for a >few weeks. You don't want to go into cities at night becuase of >Team Rocket." Lucca: For a brief moment, Jenny was possessed by the spirit of Liz. >"Next town. I'm going to persuade you that is not the case. I'm >don't what to wake up the Gym Leaders that I have to battle." >replied. Jack: Replied, music sensation of Stangely, Killey, the state where Commented Crono lives! >"Let's just enter the Gate." Rudy: G-G-G-Gate?! *Latches onto Lucca* NO! Don't wanna live through the Gate Generator incident again! Gate Generator _BAD_! O.O;; >----------------------------------------------------------------- *All duck except Quatre. The Pika Pi attack mysteriously changes course and goes around him* Quatre: *blink*blink* That was strange. >At a table in the Trainer Cafe inside all most all Pokemon >Center. Ramza: "Caw! Caw! Marjoly has the hots evermore!"? >Messila stated "Looks like Nurse Joy have some problems with the >heal machine, so she's going to be a four hours and half....two >hours at the least." Jack (Nurse Joy): Damn, I thought since this was a Maytag, it wouldn't frikkin' break down! >"Oh. Well. I'm just a bit happy." said Jenny. "I'm hate to say >it, but I'm kind of litte Oddish steamed more." Quatre: ... this line makes my head hurt. Anyone got any asprin? Rudy: *Releases grip on Lucca* Nope, we never have any of that. Welcome to hell, Quatre. >"What's that?" ask Messila point to a televison set on the wall. Rudy: It's a television set mounted on the wall, twit. >"Have you been a ape before human?" remarks a trainer. >"Why do you ask? I'm always been human." replied Messila. Lucca (Messila): Well, except when I transformed into a Pollywog to save that girl from the bandits. No, wait, that was Rue... >"Then why hadn't you know about this show, 'POKEMON FRIENDS', Jack and Quatre: PIKACHU TWINS POWER ACTIVATE! Rudy: *sweatdrop* I'm surrounded by idiots... >female ape." replied the trainer. >"Must have been new. I'm been trying to catch all most all >American Pokemon and plus get all the badges to fight the Elite >Four." Somewhat familiar male voice (as Trowa): Gotta catch 'em all... Gotta catch 'em all... Voice: Skyfox, what did I tell you about commenting from here? Skyfox's voice: Uh... "don't do it unless absolutely necessary"? Voice: Right. And it wasn't necessary. *A "thwap!" is heard* All: ??? Voice: Never mind; it's just a pointless cameo. Keep going, 'K? >"Since's his Pokemon is like one in the 50's. You can get a small >lap top computer that acts like a televison plug in. Ramza (Liz): If you take calcium before bed, absorption is best~ *WHAM!*WHAM!*WHAM!* Lucca: *Tosses aside broken mallet* Do. NOT. Do. That. _Again_. >I'm going on >to the next city. I'm was going to battle. But with that news >going on. Likes it's not going to be anytime soon." Rudy (trainer): My. Shatner speech. Also depresses me. >groans the >trainer, which a Pokeball accidenty rolls on to the table and out >pops a small yellow Pikachu/human comination, Arba. Jack: ... Chibi got a dye job? Voice: Cute, Van Burace. Reeeeeeaaaal _cute_. And that's _Raichu_ now, twit. >"Gary Lung?" ask Messila. >"Messila Samatha Wetall?" ask Gary Ramza: "Janet?" ask Dr. Scott. Rudy: "Dr. Scott?" ask Janet Jack: "Janet?" ask Brad. Rudy: "Brad?" ask Janet Lucca: "Rocky?" ask Dr. Frank N. Furter Quatre: "...?" ask Rocky. >"You know each other?" ask Tanya and Jenny Lucca (Messila): Very well, nudge nudge, wink wink. ^_^ >"Long story." Iris. "Let's just said Gary was controlled by Team >Rocket and Messila beat him and her sister." Quatre: Er, "Ohohohoho!"? >"Oh." Jenny and Tanya said. >"Anywhy. It's not lound on my end to hear what's going on that >NEWSSHOP...but a thing you might hear at a landtop." >Messila said. "Excuse. Nurse Joy. Can you serve me a lap-top." Rudy: ... I am _so_ not going there. >"Sure, Messila. I'm be a bit quiter then your Pokemon getting >heal." >-------------------------------------------------------------- Quatre: Um... Trowa... you missed... ^^;; Trowa's voice: ... it was a practice shot. Puffy's voice: Puff puff! >With in moments. Messila and her friends were at the both >starting at the POKEMON FRIENDS HOUSES: Ramza: -when the houses collapsed and killed many people, the end. >"Thanks for the intervew, Sabrina Heart." said the host. >"You are weclome." said Sabrina. "Anywhy, I better get back to >fight Pokemon trainers." Jack (Sabrina/Rowdy Roddy Piper): I came here for two things: to chew gum and to kick ass, and I'm all out of gum. >"In our top story tonight. AMERICAN POKEMON LEAGUE GYM LEADER: >CHARLIE MINDER, was in comma." Lucca: -which I suppose is better than being in a question mark. >"WHAT?" shouted Sabrina Heart, the Gym Leader of Saffon City. >"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" Rudy: Because you severely hampered our hearing. Quatre: What? What about steering? Lucca: The time for _what_ is nearing? Jack: No, it's not limes I fear! Ramza: But Rini hid all the beer! Rudy: ... forget I said anything. -_-;; Quatre: What? *thwap!* Ow! Rudy: Shadda~ *shish-THOOM!!* Forgot about that... *sigh* >Something appear....it was a black screen on a lab-top. Rudy: Damn Windows 2000! >--------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Pika Pi? Lucca: Done already. Jack: Trowa missing? Lucca: Ditto. Jack: Arrow? Lucca: Done to death. Jack: Damn. >"I'm forget. These plug can't handle too long with out a power >surge protecter." remark Nurse Joy. Lucca (Ashley): Then here's a brilliant idea: *long pause* GET A FRIKKIN' _SURGE PROTECTOR_! Then maybe you can go see Brad of Knoxville, Tennesse and walk his pet _GOLDFISH_ all the way over to Reno, Nevada, and you two and Jennifer can all hit yourselves in the head! MAN! >"At least we knock what's going on and why Gary and his sister >are skipping his town." replied Messila. Quatre (Gary): o/~ Skip, skip, skip to my loo... o/~ >"Be we contine. Can I ask Nurse Joy something?" ask Jenny. >"Sure." replied Nurse Joy Rudy (Jenny): OK then... Wanna go out with me? ^_^ >"Can you give us some food to go?" ask Jenny. >The rest of the group facevaults. Jack: TOGG!! ^_^ >"Oh, well. Let's go to the Gym and find out why in heck is has >happen." >----------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Line of good taste? Lucca: Done. Jack: Morse code? Lucca: Done to death. Jack: This is getting frustrating. Lucca: Agreed. >At the Gym, they door is closed. >"Oh! Meowth" shuted Messila and she started knocking on the door. Rudy (Kazumi as Messila): Miss Meowth! Come out and play with me! >Two poor-like people with nothing...not even Pokemons enter. Jack: Not poor, but an incredible fac simile! >"Sorry, but that door is only open by Charlie, himself." said a >valley girl voice. The girl were just in rusty red shirt Ramza (Narrator): She died shortly. >and >pants, a broken Pokemon belt. >"Rinki? What happen?" ask Messina. Lucca (Rinki): Tarzan take over writing, that what. >"We been fired thanks to you. The HQ-Man talk to our boss and >told us that we better hit the road." replied Rinki. Quatre: Whatever did the road do to make him want to make you hit it? >"I'm was >poor. Lost anything even my Pokemon before joining Team Rocket, >they give me my first pokemon." Lucca: Past, present, past, present... MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY! Jack: o/~ I remember.../ Doing the Tense Warp... o/~ Rudy: What's gotten into you for the past few fics, Lucca? Are you feeling OK? Lucca: Yes, I'm fine... *Mutters something that sounds a lot like "ignorant slut"* >"I'm feel sorry. What happen to Roland?" ask Rinki. Ramza: Sleeping with the fishies, no doubt. >"Beat me. But he live around here. I was the one who force him >into Team Rocket." replied Roland. >Suprizing the door opens. Ramza: Better than exciting charity or surprizing piety opening, I guess. All else: ??? Quatre: Now _he's_ making my head hurt... -_-; >"Oh, Messila. I'm didn't I would be suprize by you here." Roland >look better as a normal dress Pokemon trainer. "I was going to >become a Pyshic/Ghost trianer before SHE force into Team Rocket." Rudy: *Muttering to himself* Must not get bad mental image, must keep naughty thoughts in check... ARGH! It's not working! Quatre (Rinki): Ohohohohohoho! Rudy: You're _not_ helping any. >"Do you know who's going to replace your guys?" ask Messila. Lucca: My money's on Vicks and Wedge. >"Nope." >"Oh, well. Good luck. He's a second Oddish, and some cash. Good >luck." Rudy (Messila; evilly): You'll need it! MW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ramza: Challenge next stage! >"Thank you. I'm try to be a kind as you next time, we meet." Jack: A kind of what? Celery? >stated a very-happy Rinki. >"So Roland, what happen to Charlie?" ask Messila. Jack (Roland): He's feeding his dog Snoopy. >"Come inside." Ramza: I got a good feeling! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Ants? Lucca: Done. Jack: Road? Lucca: Also quite common. Jack: Trowa's ueber-bang? Lucca: Do- wait, no, that's not been done! Jack: Finally! Quatre: "Ueber-bang"? I thought Duo called it an "Anti-Mullet"... >"Watch this...and I think your question will be answer." replied >Roland. Rudy: Ladies and gentlemen, Yoda has filled the role of Roland for tonight. >The televison seat show and small battle. Ramza: That which the darkened items won't appear! >"THAT'S KATE MAPLES!" >Kate Maples. *Barbershop quartet-ish...* Jack: o/~ Kate Maples... o/~ Rudy: o/~ Kate Maples... o/~ Quatre: o/~ Kate Maples... o/~ All three: *short pause* o/~ KATE MAPLES! o/~ >"Now, since I bet your little Pokemons. Give me a badge!" said >Messila. Quatre (Messila): I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Growlithe, Toto, too! *cackles* >"OK! OK! Don't do a Team Rocket on me...WHAT'S GOING >ON...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Quatre (whoever's speaking): I'm MELTING, melting... What a world, what a wooooorld... >Suddenly, Kate see Charlie fell. Ramza: Rearhead go BOOM! Quatre: I normally don't swear, but... Ramza, what the _hell_ have you been talking about?! Ramza: ... you know, I haven't the slightest idea... >Kate said "I'm better call 911 and fast! But I'm come back for >the badge later." Rudy: My, what _extreme_ unselfishness... >------------------------------------------------------------ Jack: Looks like Trowa drank soup made with a Dragon's Whisker... >"Did Kate Maples did this?" ask Iris. >"Doubt it. She was using most pokemon of the ghost type. Lucca (child): I'm ready to tell you my secret now... I see dead Pokemon... Jack (Bruce Willis): When do you see them? Lucca (child): All the time... They're _everywhere_... >I'm >think we have a Ghost in the Closet?" Rudy: The hit sequel to "Ghost in the Shell", "Ghost in the Closet"! >"Should that be a Skeleteon in the Closet?" ask Messila. >"No. This means we have a spell that was cast by a ghost." Ramza: *Holds out a Phoenix Down* Here. This should get rid of any ghost. >"Where's the Ghost Tower, here?" ask Messila. Jack: No, you are here, the tower's there, and the ninjas are somewhere east of Pittsburg. >"That would been in Ghost Town." said Messila. "I'm being trainer >to become a Pokemon, despite it's name. Quatre: *Holds head in pain* But she just asked... Now she's... And she wants to be a...?! ARGH!! *Aquires a purplish-black battle aura* Rudy: ... anyone wanna trade seats? O.o;;; >It's one of the most >beatiful and wonderful. I'm like to tell my mom was I was few." Jack: Few what? Tacos short of a combination plate? Lucca: EXTREME... MISSING NOUN... ACTION!! >"How far is it?" Jack (farmer): You just go back a few miles, then go down a dirt road until you see a shed with "Cheese" on the side. If you see a purple shed with "Gloria" on the side, you went too far. >"Not even a two hour walk. No Pokemon expect Cubones on that >path. So if you don't have Cubone, you might have to fight one." Rudy (SF announcer): Round One! Ready? FIGHT! >"POKEDEX, how many CUBONES did I have?" ask Messila. >[NONE] >----------------------------------------------------------------- Quatre: *Dangerously close to snapping completely* Heheh... bullets... heheh... KILL... heheh... Ramza: Think we should tie him down and sedate him? Rudy: *Mutters* This from the guy who keeps mentioning random deaths for the fanfic characters... >No problems, until the reach the gates. >"NO SHOULD STOP THE GHASTY OF KARIUS." Jack: Ghasty of Karius, king of Stangely, Killey, the state where Commented Crono lives! >a Cubone said as she swing >its club like a baseball bat. Lucca: Looks like Cubone thinks he's in MLB 2000 or something. >"Oh, great. Karius was famous Ghost trainer who used his ghost to >do murder. He's Ghastly was the most evil of all of his Pokemon. Quatre: *Somewhat like Gastly* And I said, EVIL, BABY! YEAH! For I am the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! >Rumor has it, before it death it was Meowth and the most evil of >all Meowth, not even the Meowth we have while we were Team Rocket >members can come close." stated "The ghost can place himself in >any Pokemon." Rudy: Well, that's nice. Who the hell is talking, anyway? Jack: Commented Crono's stepbrother, Mister Eos Voice, of course. Quatre: *Regaining some composure* Bad... wordplay... You're not helping, Jack... >"Hey! Honorable Ghastly! Take this!" replied Messila. Rudy (Generic movie Kung Fu master): Most honorable Gastly, your final test is to snatch this pebble from my hand... >"GO! >POKEMON!" Jack (Messila): And COME HERE! DIGIMON! >Cubone was suck inside, Lucca: Now _that's_ something you don't see every day... O_o; Jack (Wakko): The mind boggles... >but not Ghastly. Ramza: Darien was Jump and Duck! *WHAP!* Quatre: *Tosses aside a broken fan* For the sake of my sanity, _stop that_. >"That's must be one weak, Cubone!" replied Ghastly. >"DIE!" shouted Roland. Rudy (Evil samurai dude): Yes... Show me the real Battosai the Manslayer... >"GO! GHASTLY!" >"I'm alway in the afterline!" retorts the talking Ghasty Quatre: o/~ Afterline.../ You keep on pushing my love... over the afterline... o/~ Lucca: *twitch* 80's music... If only I wouldn't be smited for hurting him... >"FAINT THEM!" shouted Messila. Jack (MK announcer): FAINTALITY. >The area become fulled with chaos of the little cute monsters. Lucca: Interesting time to change the scene to the Shevat Chu-Chu- *Rudy covers her mouth* MMPH?! Rudy: Ix-nay about the gy-oray around Atre-Quay or e-hay will o-gay utso-nay! *Indicates the still somewhat unstable Quatre* >Ghastly keep calling his friends... Jack: ... and ran up a _HUUUUUUUUUUGE_ phone bill. Quatre: He should have called 1-800-COLLECT. Rudy: *Mutters* Baka, baka, minna baka... Ramza: *Mutters as well* Hmm, I wonder how I'd look with black hair... >the battle last long into the >night. >"Who defeat this Ghasty?" replied Messila's Meowth. Jack: Maggie Simpson. No, wait, she shot Montgomery Burns... >"Jakusan's Meowth. My using it's Pay-Day attack." >GHASTY, "HE'S LONG DAY!" >"I'm my not be the same guy's Meowth. But he's something for you. All: ??????? Quatre: *Shaking badly* I'm sorry... I can't take any more... *Stands up, purplish-black aura flaring* Power of pain, gather in the palm of my hand! WA-TAK Sla~ *A large Deathscythe plushie drops on Quatre; muffled...* owie... Voice: Sorry, Quatre, but I couldn't risk the safety of the others. >PAY-DAY!" Ramza: SNICKERS! Rudy: HERSHEY'S WITH ALMONDS! Lucca: THREE MUSKETEERS! Jack: ZAGNUT! >Ghasty gets hit...and falls down. Jack: I have a weeble comment, but I can't think of a good way to say it. *The Deathscythe plushie vanishes. Quatre, for the most part, is unhurt, albeit unconscious* >"Now, let's get back to Mynd City and talk to Charlie." Messila. >"SURE THING!" said Roland. Ramza: "V" for victory, sucka! >The quicky run back their way to Mynd City. Lucca: Quickies in Mynd City, eh? So _that's_ where the RPGamer Q&A guys get them. >When the appear in >the city. The people were in good mode. Ramza: People Mode Select: [Good] OK Bad Rudy: How...? Ramza: I'm just that good. ^_^ >Next to the Gym was >suprizing looking Rinki, but she was dress different. She was >wearing purple shirt, purple pants, and long cape, on top she >wore a magican's top hat Rudy: The scary part is that she's _still_ better dressed than Heero Yuy. >"What on Earth, Rinki?" ask Messila Jack: o/~ Tell me,/ What on Earth, Rinki Sandiego? o/~ >"Who's Rinki?" asked the person. "I'm Charlica "Charlie" Mynder, >cousin to Sabrina Heart, the Gym Leader of Saffon City, Japan." Jack: "Charlica"? Lucca: Well, at least he's rather... er... creative when naming people. >"I'm starting to clues heres. Jack (Steve): And we put them in our handy-dandy... Hanpan and Quatre: *Quatre speaks weakly from the floor* Notebook! Jack (Steve): Right! >I think that ghost haved hyposities >here into forgetting who she was. She want to your home when the >ghost was patricing for her recuirt into Team Rocket." whisper >Roland. "That's good news." Jack: Yeah, for we just figured out Rinki's Clues! o/~ We just figured out Rinki's Clues/ We just figured out Rinki's Clues/ 'Cause we're really smart! o/~ Rudy: Will you ever just _grow up_, Jack? Jack: Hell no. ^_^ >"What are staring at me? You look like you see a Ghost" replied >Charlie. "Do you train or a match?" >"A match" replied Messila. "For a badge." Quatre: *Still from the floor* Nah, we thought it was a match to light a fire... >"My ghost are going to give you some nightmares." said Charlica >"Go! Ghastly! One vs One" >"Go! Charmelon!" replied Messila. >Charmelon got the first hit, with suprizing a claw hit. Lucca: Uh, normal attacks don't hurt... oh, never mind. The fic's almost over, anyway. >"Nightshade, Ghastly!" replied Charlica. >"Charmelon, Fire Spin!" replied Messila. Voice: Rudymon! Fury Shot! Rudy: *Glares daggers at the P.A. speaker* That ain't funny. >The ghostly was doing some strange and hits Charmelon for a good >point total - 1/4 of his engery was gone. Suprizing Charmelon >attack with Fire Spin. Suprizing they was a red cloud for a >while. Quatre (Lister): Most of those words were me calling him a smeg head and him writing me up for calling him a smeg head. *Gets up and sits down in his seat* Ramza: Red _cloud_, not... oh, forget it. >"What happen?" ask Messila and Charlica at the same time. >"Beat us" groans the rest of the humans. Ramza: OK! ^_^ *Draws sword* >Suprizing, Ghastly floated up. He looked white as..well...as >human ghost in most televison show. >"Oh, Ghastly?" replied Charlie. "You look almost fainted." Rudy (Gastly): Well, _you_ get hit with a fire attack and see how well _YOU_ feel afterward, dingbat! >"Where is Charmelon?" ask Messila. >Just then, a red small lizard head pop up. Next, two claws. Jack (Random movie extra): GOJIRA! Rudy: Huh? Jack: Eheh, never mind. ^^;; >"CHARMELON!" shouted Messila. "You did it!" >"You got your Mind Badge. Good lucky against the other trainer." >replied Charlie. Quatre (Charlie/Kyoko): *Tucks fists under his chin cutely* You can do it, Messila! >"Are you going to stay here, Roland?" ask Messila. >"Yes. After what happen with Ghastly, I'm will be right beside >all day and night long." said Roland. Lucca: Aw... how sweet! ^^ >"That's some good news. But I'm wonder how's going to replied >those Team Rocket members." replied Messila. >"Please, don't make me think you are a weirdo, Messila." replied >Tanya. >Messila just nodded. Ramza: Er... *Liz* Hard? Soft? ... regular? *WHAM!* Lucca: *twitch* No more Liz imitating, capiche? >---------------THE END------------------------------------- Jack: So... *Points at the words* is that THE END of the road? *rimshot* >So. How do you like that? All: ................................ >Anywhy, Messila and her friends are off >to the next gym..but what's going to happen. Quatre: Relena screeches at Heero to kill her... Lucca: Crono, for once in his life, speaks... Rudy: And Vash the Stampede inadvertantly destroys another town. >Just you wait for >part 13 to see. Lucca: Hmm... supersition comment or Treize one...? >--------------------------------------------------------------- *The third wall begins to fill in. Trowa (with Puffy still perched on his head) enters the theater, gestures to Quatre, waves, and leaves through the third wall* Quatre: Well, it's been nice meeting you people, but I have to go. Bye! *Gets up and leaves through the third wall as well. The wall closes up within seconds. All but Rudy exit* Rudy: Damn, there goes my chance to actually _see_ Heavyarms... *Exits* *Reverse door sequence* [Gundam Wing universe; Catherine's dressing room] Catherine: Ah, so you're finally back! I see you brought a friend too. I was just telling Heero about that weird portal when you came in... Quatre: *Does a little wave* Hello again. Sorry about the wall problem, miss... ^^; Heero: ... Trowa, why are you wearing a ribbon? Trowa: Ribbon...? What ribbon? Puffy: Puff? Puff puff puff! Heero: *Confused* ... the one that just went "puff puff"?! Puffy: Puff puff! *Flies over and perches on Heero's head* Trowa: Puffy seems to like you. ((_^ Heero: ..................... whatever... [IFTW universe; SOL] *Rini paces back and forth nerviously on the bridge* Rini: *Rambling endlessly* Oh great, oh great, Quatre's gone and I don't have a patsy~ er, guest to go in the theater for me until I can find a way to stop Klaus from taking his hostilites out on not only me, but everyone else, what to do, what to do... Voice: Ever try facing up to your problem? Remember, I _do_ write this series, so I know what he's got up his sleeve isn't exactly world-shaking... Rini: But where's the comedy in that?! Argh, you're useless... *Begins to exit, but a now black-haired Ramza enters, stopping her* Ramza, what the _hell_ happened to your hair?! Ramza: Well, I dyed it so I couldn't be put in the "dumb blonde" group with those two twits in the theater. What do you think of it? Rini: Uh... well... it's... erm.... *The red button flashes* Well, time to see what Cheep-Cheep has to say... *Presses button* [E.C.] Klaus: So, minx, your little patsy is gone, is he not? [SOL] Rini: *grumble*mutter* Yeah... [E.C.] Klaus: Excellent. Then next time, I shall hit you with my special Golden Bird Holy Flower Dragon Tooth Glory- Xelloss: That's Genkaku's special attack. ^_^ Klaus: So? Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking! Anyway, my next piece of "literature" will be sure to crush her spirit! AHRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mala-chan: *cough*generic*cough*beoriginalforonceyoulittle twerp*cough* Klaus: *growl* Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fix the damage Xelloss did to my wonderful Slave Crown 2.0! *Pushes _THE_ button* *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net Or... uh... I dunno, just send something! >The area become fulled with chaos of the little cute monsters. Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 400: "Crystal Rainbows" part 1 Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Episode 403: "Killey" part 2 Episode 404: "Killey" part 3 Episode 405: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" Episode 406: "Genso Suikoden: Moving On Up" (Part 2 of SSoD) Episode 407l: "Messila's Journey" part 12 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Episode 305: "An Interesting Twist" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 402j: "Messila's Journey" part 10 Episode 402k: "Messila's Journey" part 11 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)