"What did you do this time? Fight? Gamble? Go after someone's wife again?" -Billy Lee Black, "Xenogears" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Xenogears is copyrighted by SquareSoft. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned by the everlasting Dr. Thinker... wait, that didn't sound quite right... oh well. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No Jigglypuffs were harmed in the production of this MSTing (by me, anyway... ^^;;). Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) o/~ I've got a brand new pair of roller skates/ You've got a brand new key... o/~ La-de-dah, nothing to say... Oh, the "10-chi Returns" MSTing was done while we were sitting around! (Rudy: I see you're getting more subtle with the Parappa, Chibi.) Shush, you. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [Citan's House; a week after the dreaded Pokemon lemon...] In the kitchen of the Uzuki household, little Midori was busy asking questions to her mother. "Mom, why is dad acting so strangely? He's been like this for a week now..." little Midori asked. "Uh, well, you see, that is..." Yui stammered, unable to think of a way to explain but _not_ sound like a lunatic while doing so. "It has something to do with why I always end up at Primera's house when that weird voice starts talking, right?" Midori inquired, "It did something bad to dad, right?" Relief washed over Yui. Now she knew her daughter wouldn't think that Yui needed psychiatric help. "Yes, that mean old mysterious voice did something bad to your father..." she said. "Old?! I'm only nineteen, Yui!" Yui tensed up, fearing that the voice had returned with _more_ Pokemon lemons. "Anyway, Midori, would you mind going through the plot hole again? I don't want you getting traumatized too..." With that, a child-sized black hole you would find in an old Looney Tune opened up before little Midori. "You're not going to do something bad to my dad again, are you?" Midori asked, suspiscion in her voice. If it were possible in this reality, the voice would have aquired the traditional anime sweatdrop. "Oh, no, off course not... Why would I do such a thing, little darling?" the voice lied. Midori looked at the direction the voice came from, shrugged, then went through the plot hole. In the living room, the regular crew had been assembled. Even the still shaken-up Citan had taken his seat... well, in all truth, Billy and Fei propped him up in the seat. Fei waved a hand in front of Citan's face. The good doctor gave no response to it. "Uh, you think he's gonna be OK?" Fei asked no one in particular. "Yeah, just gimme a minute to snap him outta this..." A rather large herring then dropped on Citan's head. The herring then turned into a swarm of butterflies and flew around. "Well, you don't see _that_ every day, do ya?" Bart quipped. Citan blinked at the strange happenstance. "... it was just another bad trip...?" he muttered to himself. "Uh, yes, yes it was, Citan-sensei. Um, anywho, your fic for today, everyone, is Messila's Journey part 6." Maria exclaimed in shock, "There's still MORE of that?!" "Yep! Enjoy!" --------------------------------------------------- Billy: Um, exactly _how_ much more if left of this? Voice: Um, about 14 parts. All: WHAT?!? >Messila Journey >Part 6 - Fun Time Billy: Not. One. _Word_. Bart: Aw, you're no fun, kid. >---------------------------------------------------------- Billy: This remind you of somthing from your college years, Citan? Citan: Do be quiet, Billy. >"Just great." groans an upset Messila. >"What happen?" ask Iris. Maria (Messila): Gojira just squished the Pokemon Gym! Citan: And there was much rejoicing! ^_^ >"The Gym is close for the day." Messila replaced "What wrong with >Mike." Maria: Maybe he's gotten too much feedback? *rimshot* >"Hey! Look at the poster!" Iris shouted. Bart (Messila): Totally nude nudes at the XXX Shack? *WHACK!* *Normal* Where'd you get a metal fan, Billy? Billy: *Looking at the fan oddly* You know what? I haven't the slightest idea where I got it... >Messila looking at the poster: >THE RACE AROUND RIVER TOWN: >A obalacourse race though Downtown River Town. Citan: *ahem!* It is a _what_ course? Fei: That anything like an obstacle course? >The winner will >get a Pokemon, that has been shipping from a bank from Celarton >Time, a Jenkar. Maria (Random Power Ranger): It's Celarton Time! Pallet! Billy (Ditto): Viridian! Fei (Ditto): Cerulean! >. Second place and third place will run up with >get a Pokemon and of course the fourth and five with get a group >picture of all 8 Gym Leaders as well as explain to Pokemon >Friends, Maria: *To the tune of the "Friends" theme song* o/~ I'll always choose you/ Pi~~kachu~/ I'll always choose you... o/~ >a American version of the Japanese magizine of the same >name. >The obalace will start today. Judges will including our own gym >leader, Mr. Mike Riverson. Please sign in at the Docks. Citan (Poster): And pay no attention to the incindiary devices planted underneath the docks... >The day and time of the race is Oct. 30, at 2:00 PM. >----------------------------------------------------------------- >The docks were busy then bee in a hornet. All: .............. Fei: Anyone else think that sounds really painful? >It was not hard not to >miss the infomartion booth. >"So you decide on battle me, Messila? Today, you pick this day!" >shouted a familar voice. Citan: *Badly dubbed* For the honor of my ancestors, I will smite you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >"What?" she turn around to face a female girl with a pink hair, >and costume like Sailor Moon's. Billy: Chibi Usa's there too?! O.o Fei (Chibi Usa): OK, Diana, all you have to do is go through this obalacourse and we'll get the Ginzuishou from Usagi! Billy (Diana): What's an obalacourse? >"So, old Sailor Okatu, becomes Sailor Pokemon Trainer." laughs >Messila. >"The name is Mike! I really hate that real first middle name they >give me!" shouted the women. Bart: Waaaaiiiit... didn't the poster say the Gym Leader was a man...? Billy: The Jusenkyou curses strike again! >"Usagi?" ask Messila. >"NO! Igasu." replied Igasu Fei: ... anyone else that name looks vaguely obscene? >Messila, "YOUR ARE THE GYM LEADER? IGASU" Bart: Need a tissue, Messila? >"The is place were all most all the kids here watch 'Sailor >Moon.' In fact, even some of adults do." sign Igasu. Citan: Is that not just _perfect_? It is a whole town of Senshi- worshipping Moonies. Billy: ... quiet, Trekker. >"Oh, if you >stop at the first Gym, you saw, that was old Gym, I didn't suit >me to well. Fei: Oh, I know what that said! It was, "On behalf of Grandpa Genkaku, Here's his secret Golden Bird Holy Flower Dragon Tooth Glory Punch!" ^^ Citan: *blink*blink* For one that does not play video games, you certainly know a lot of the more bizzare quotes from them, Fei. Fei: It's a gift, I guess. ^^ >Wheter or not you win or lose, I will tell you that >my new location is clear as an seven piece idea. See you at the >finish line, Nega-Trash." Fei: "Nega-Trash"...? *Realizes something* THE EVIL DUB! Urge to kill... rising... >An green hair police officer with a small green hair girl. >"Mom, I can take care of my own. I'm 10." said the girl. "Wow! >Pokemon Trainers. One like Nurse Joy, I think she's Iris. Maria: o/~ And I don't want the world to see- MMPH! o/~ Billy: Please don't sing that. >"OkI know that Iris help you out before. So I will let her go, >one conitiden, Jenny" said the green hair police officer >"Follow the rules, right, mom, or should I say Officer Jenny." >laughed the small green hair girl. Billy: Must... resist... "Officer Krufkey" ref... >"Hey! Jenny! Long time, no see!" Iris shouted as she run. >"I will give you the answer to Igasu's weird riddle.", stated >Jenny. "You will win for me." Citan (Jenny): A winner is to be you! >"Sure!" >---------------------------------------------------------------- All: ................... Billy: *Stuggling to come up with something* Uh, er... you _sure_ this don't remind you of something from your college years, Citan? >The race was going to start soon. So Iris and Messila start. >Suprizing Igasu Mike Riverson was the main judge! Maria: Look! It's the third cousin thrice-removed of Commented Crono! Fei: Who's Commented Crono? Maria: ... I wish I knew. >"Every Obstacle on his course MUST BE PAST or YOU WILL BE OUT of >the race. The race start here at the dock and ends in front of on >the steps of my old gym. Follow the Green and Yellow Balloons. My >the best trainer win!" Citan: "My the best trainer win"? ... that means it is fixed, correct? >The Race Was On. Bart: o/~ -and we got Pride in the backstretch/ Heartbreak in the... o/~ What was the next line again...? Billy: You're being obscure again... Bart: How so? Billy: How many people actually _listen_ to country music? Bart: ... oh. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Bart: *Points at the line* Well, there's line dancing here, Billy! >The Race was getting close to the end. Both Iris and Messila have >keep the line. Iris come up with using her Bulbsuar's vine rope >to past a car. Maria (Parappa): What the hell was that that just passed us up?!? Citan (Mooselini): Who cares? Now check and turn the signals to the right! >In fact, they didn't have to any pokemon other >then Bulbsaur, but then suprizing come the last obstacle, a tree >with pokeballs string from them. Fei: That's barbaric! O.o Billy: What do you mean by... *!!* It meant the things Pokemon on captured in, not _THAT_! >"You are the first one here. To get across, you climb the tree >with out knocking any Pokemon across, you can send in a Pokemon >to do it, but only one." remark a voice. All: .................... Fei: "This is a game; you should always carry a special weapon!"? >It was a tape recording. Citan (Mr. Phelps): This message will self destruct in five seconds. >"This is the ony place with out a League reading post. I think we >should just race by." Iris remark. >"I agree." >They ran past the tree with out climb it. All: Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters! >--------------------------------------------------------- Maria: I hope that's not the Pika Pi attack... >As the reach the old Gym. They saw that no one was in front or >behind of them. The Gym was mostly. Messila run and jump over the >finish line, before Iris can cross it. Billy (Iris): Ack! You DARE cross the finish line before Iris the Mighty?! WA-TAK! Bart (Messila): Uh oh... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! >"Great work! I have to fire some racers that climb up the >Pokeball tree. You didn't. You saw throw by trick. Fei: "Don't you know? You can't beat the Warrior of Light!" Citan: That was truly obscure, Fei. >You see you >are the first winners. You win, Messila." sain Messila. "He is >Jenkar." Billy: And he is Scott. *Throws out a Pokeball and the offical Pokemon of the series, Vulpix, emerges from it* Now would you _please_ listen to me? Scott the Vulpix: Vul. *Sticks it's tongue out at Billy* Bart: I think that's a "no", Billy. ^* >Jenkar was just a small green Coytoe. Jenkar smile like crasy. Maria (Taz as Jenkar): Me prices be insane! Me insane! Me NUTS! >Messila fires his Pokeball, and he was her 4th Pokemon. >"Iris is his your Pokemon ball." All males: *Gawk at that sentece and shift uncomfortably in their seats* O.o Maria: I miss something here? Scott the Vulpix: *Turns an odd shade of green; nods* Vul! Vul! Vul! >"I wonder what Pokemon is inside of it." Iris wonder. >"Water are you waiting for? A sleep with a fish invation?" >shouted a voice. It was Jenny Jenny. Maria: Oh, cousin of Wilson Wilson! >"GO POKEBALL!" >Out comes a purple eel. Messila quicky take out her Pokemon. Billy: *Cheesy redneck accent* A pur-puhl eel? Them's good eatin'! Bart: ... nah, I'll let it slide. >[EESEEL: The eel Pokemon. Navite to the Altanic ocean. Under the >sea, Eeseel uses its's eel like shape to blend in with other eels >to try to pull the wool over a trainer. Citan: What _really_ happened to the Golden Fleece, everyone. Fei (Trainer): Wha? Ah! I can't see anything! >Eeeseel is two-type >Pokemon, thunder and water.] >"Cool." Messila remark. Billy: Dude. Bart: Dude! Billy: DUDE! Bart: ... dude. Billy: Dude... Scott the Vulpix: Vulpix pix vul vulpix vul... *Trans.: I think someone's watched "BASEketball" one too many times...* Maria: This mean you two are gonna kiss now? *Bart and Billy glare at her* >"No kidding." Iris laugh. >"Nice work! Find a small Crystral and you at Mike's Gym." Citan: The Maniac Athena? Billy: The Silver Imperium Crystal? Fei: The _Ginzuishou_, you mean? >-------------------------------------------------------------- >It take about a half hour to find it. The Gym was made out of >clear glasses. >Isagu was there. "So you came to fight me. Fine! One pokemon >each!" Voice: If you say so... *Only drops one Pokeball before the other voice stops her* Other voice: That's not what the meant. Voice: Oh, right. >"Go! Jenkar!" Messila shouted. >"Go! Staryu!" Iris shouted. Maria: *Picks up the Pokeball* Pokeball, go! *Throws out the Pokeball. What comes out is...* Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff puff puff! *Walks over and hugs Bart* Billy: *snicker* Aw, Barty made a new _friend_... Bart: Billy, shut the hell up. >The battle was over quicky. Just one attack of Jenkar's thunder >and Staryu was out cold. Fei: Um, weren't they supposed to fight the gym leader? Citan: Should we really _care_, Fei? >Isagu give Messila, the badge of the >River Town Gym, the River Badge. >---THE END OF PART 6-------------------------------------------- Citan: Woo hoo! ^^ >NEW POKEMON: >EESEEL: Eesel is a two-type Pokemon. He looks like eelThunder and >Water. It evolves into Eelking, a small green eel with legs and a >long tail, at LV 21. At LV 54, it will evlove into a Theels, a >eel with get arms and wings. Jigglypuff: Jiggly jiggly jiggly puff... *Trans.: I love you I would date with you...* Bart: *Blinks (winks?) in confusion* What the...? Get this thing away from me! *Billy laughs hysterically* >----------------------------------------------------------- Fei: Looks like someone forgot to take down the Christmas lights! --------------------------------------------------- [Citan's House] "................................................" was all that was heard in the room, if you call that speaking. Just then, a distressed Emeralda threw open the front door and ran inside. "Kim! Kim! Kim! ... er, I mean, Fei! Elly needs you to come home FAST!" Emeralda exclaimed in nearly a panic. Needless to say, this nearly gave poor Fei a heart attack. "What?! What's wrong with Elly?!" "No time to explain it here!" Emeralda exclaimed. She then grabbed Fei by the arm and started pulling him to the door. "Let's just go quickly!" As soon as they both exited, Billy, who had been watching that as soon as he heard to door open, spoke up. "Ya know, I never knew that Emeralda had the Gainax Bounce before..." he said nonchalantly. Bart simply replied, "I did." ------------------------------------ THE REAL END... for now... E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Or feel really bad about not doing it. >p >THE RACE AROUND RIVER TOWN: >A obalacourse race though Downtown River Town. Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. Beware the Temporary Portal, er, Picture of the Week; It can lead you to strange things... Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)