"Could you put some clothes on first?!" -Tstomu, "Birdy the Mighty" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Suikoden 1 and 2 are copyrighted by Konami. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Crystal Rainbows" is owned by Tj1202/Kattchuan703. No offense or bad stuff is intended with this MSTing. This is just all in fun. ^^;; No cute little monsters were seriously injured in the production of this MSTing. It's still open season on female Peacecrafts, tho'. (Heero: *Draws gun* It's _what_?) Er, nothing, Mister Heero-san-samapleasedon'tkillmeIlikebreathing... O.O;;; Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) I didn't think I'd ever do another MST108 again, but the author of the fanfic commissioned the Suikoden crew to read this. Next time, McDohl and Gremio return! For now, tho', I brought in some other Stars of Destiny. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [A stage] Rini: Well, Chibi's always one to listen to the fans, so she's made another Suikoden special. "Organized Chaos!" Productions, makers of "Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever", now proudly presents Mystery Suikoden Theater 108 episode 3: "Crystal Rainbows"! -------------------------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not-too-distant past, In a strange and war-torn land, The 108 Stars of Destiny Have gathered once again! Against the might of Luca Blight, An evil guy who was not too bright, Well, after then won, with some help from some Stars of the past, There was nothing to do but try to have a bla~st! (Hugo) Well, you could play with mediocre fanfics, The strangest that we can find! (Emilia) You can try to make them funny With whatever comes to your minds! (Singer) Now the Tenkai Stars from the past two wars Agreed to this plan. But it's still a test of sanity, So they brought along some friends! STARS OF DESTINY ROLL CALL! Jowy! (I'm not a Star!) Nanami! (I'll protect you!) Kinnison! (Why am I here?) MILLIIIIIIIIIEEEE! (WA-TAK!) If you're thinking that this is contrieved, And stupid to no end, Just don't think about it; just sit back, And simply relax, For Mystery Suikoden Theater 108! *Twang!* [In the lobby] *Jowy, Nanami, and the hero (who I chose to rename but for the sake of clarity and continuity I will still call "Shawn" here) are loitering outside the theater doors* Nanami: Shouldn't Mister McDohl and Gremio be here by now? Jowy: *Checks a pocketwatch* They're late. Really, really late. Shawn: *Asleep on his feet* Gotta catch 'em all... Gotta catch 'em all... Gotta catch 'em all, Suikomon... Jowy and Nanami: *blink*blink* ??? *An arguing Kinnison and Millie (accompanied by Bonaparte and Shiro, of course) go to the group* Kinnison: Oh, come _ON_! Digimon's far superior to Pokemon! Millie: No way! It's just a lame show trying to get a free ride on the popularity of Pokemon! Pikachu could beat any of those stupid Digimon with a single Thundershock! Kinnison: Could not! _TSUNOMON_ could beat frikkin' Pikachu! Nanami: Er, hello? Are you two here for any particular reason? Millie: Huh? Oh, yeah, we were sent ahead to tell you that McDohl guy got caught up in some unexpected business and might not make it here until the next part of whatever you're doing today. Shawn: *still snoozing* Pikachu digivolve to... Pikamon! *Millie thwaps him* Huh? What? I didn't take your underwear put it on again, Nanami, I swear! All: .......................... -_-;; Shawn: *blush* Eheh... please forget you heard that. ^^;; Kinnison: Already trying to, Lord Shawn. Jowy: Well, if they can't join us, how about you two instead? Kinnison: Well, I- Millie: Ah, c'mon, Dances with Wolves, it'll be fun! *Drags Kinnison into the theater. Shiro follows* Nanami: Hey! Wait up! *Drags the other two inside* *No door sequence; it's just a regular theater. >p Seating arrangment (L-R): Millie, Kinnison, Jowy, Shawn, Nanami* >Crystal Rainbows Nanami: Isn't that one of those old "My Little Pony" thingies? >By Tj1202 >Rating: PG-13 (Strong language, mallet-on-the-head violence) Shawn: Is it too early for a "WA-TAK!" line? Jowy: Yeah, but not too early for a bad Akane Tendou ref. >Notes: Me again. But I've stopped using other people's ideas, >for once. Millie: But... Isn't that what a fanfic's about? Kinnison: Please do not think about this too much, OK? >(I mean, if you read "Lonely Heart", Shawn: o/~ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band... o/~ >you'll notice >it's similar to Dr. What's "From Love To Fall." Jowy: SPLAT! >I didn't even >realize this until a few weeks after "Lonely Heart" was >posted up. Gomen ne, Dr. What!) Nanami: Any relation to Dr. Thinker? >General disclaimer and covering of the rear: Pokemon is owned >by 4Kids and Nintendo, this fic is owned by me. It's that >simple. Shawn (Martha Stewart): It's a good thing. ^-^ *WHACK!* Jowy: Don't you ever, _EEEEEEEEEEEVER_ do that again! >(If you copy this or use it without permission, >there's gonna be trouble. Millie (Aeris as Tj1202): I'll rip 'em off. Kinnison (Cloud as Tj1202): I'll chop 'em off. Nanami (Tifa as Tj1202): I'll smash 'em. >Make it double if you rewrite it, >or alter it in the slightest way without consent from me. Shawn (Tj1202): You _DARE_ rewrite my story?! WA-TAK! >To >protect the world from....oops. Got carried away) >Category: AAMRN Kinnison: Er... Alexander Adkins Makes Role-playing Notation? Millie: Ashley And Marina Run Naked? Shawn: Alice Alters Many Roses Nonchalantly? Nanami: Ayla And Marle Ruin... er... ah... oh, Nutbunnies. Jowy: No, no, it's Anastasia And Mariabell Rendevous Nightly! *All looks at him* What? Don't tell me you can't see it happening! >Description: After the three humans and 2 pokemon (at least >OUT of their Pokeballs) Millie: So they're neutered? *Bonaparte runs and hides under Jowy's chair; Shiro whimpers* Did I say something wrong? >arrive at a town only to find it in >shambles, they realize that someone had targeted their next >move and failed at assassinating them. Shawn: Lucia, is that _really_ necessary? >Heading back from the >last town they stopped at, they find it in ruins also. Jowy: The Sindars lived there? *WHAP!*WHAP!* Shawn: We already got one in-joke in already. You wanna confuse the readers who _don't_ know what we're talking about or something?! *CRASH!* Jowy: Well, if they're reading this, don't you think they'd have _SOME_ knowlege of what we're talking about? *CRASH!X2* Nanami: Fourth Wall! Shawn and Jowy: Sorry... ^^;; >As >one town after another is destroyed, they must find a way >to stop this person, or thing, that's out to destroy them, Nanami: -or else the Guardian Spoon Soupnstuf will never be claimed! Kinnison: *Muttering* ... and to think, I joined these people of my own free will... >or they may end up destroying themselves and a strong bond >between two Pokemon trainers as well. Nanami: Ash and Brock? ^^ Shawn: *Looking ill; holds onto Jowy* No more bad yaoi... Jowy: No more bad yaoi, Shawn. Just don't worry about it, OK? >Now, Our Feature Presentation. >Sugar-Rush-Theater-Presents-Tj1202's-fanfic-Pokemon-CR! Kinnison: Pokemon Caffiene Rush? Millie: No, Pokemon Chicken Run! ^_^ Jowy: Please don't start with this again... >(Whew!) >Chapter 1- Shattered Jowy: Tsk, seven years of bad luck... Shawn: o/~ Broken mirror,/ A million shades of light... o/~ >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Millie: Surf's up! >"Ash, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times. >NO!" Kinnison (Misty): Diet Dr. Pepper does _not_ taste more like the original Dr. Pepper! >"But Misty-" Shawn (Tom Green): o/~ My bum is on the Misty!/ Bum is on the Misty! o/~ >"Uh-uh." >"But-" Nanami (Ash): Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun. Shawn: Er... wrong Ash, Nanami. >"Don't you make me repeat myself!" Misty yelled, her stomach >growling like a caged lion. Shawn: Nua Shakks is in her stomach? Cool! ^^ Jowy: Then it's be "Thunder Lion Cage". And do we _really_ need to make obscure WA series comments already? >Ash had insisted on continuing on >to Serenity Grove, even though everyone was starving. Kinnison: *Darkly* So they got fed up, killed Ash and ate him, then end. Millie: Oooooo... kay, that was rather twisted. >Misty >had insisted on stopping for a bite to eat and rest. Ash had >refused, and thus had sparked another verbal war. *At the same time...* Millie (Misty): You _DARE_ disagree with the mighty Misty?! WA-TAK! Shawn (Ash): You _DARE_ deny my MAD LEADERSHIP SKILLZ?! WA-TAK TIMES TWO! >"Ash, we're all going to starve to death if we don't eat >soon! Kinnison: I vote they scramble Togepi. Millie: *Looks at him oddly* And _you're_ supposed to be Mr. "One with Nature"? Kinnison: *Sighs, mutters* They always get on my case about the cute animals... >For the past three days, that's all you've been doing >to us. ' We'll stop there later. I promise.' Promise my ass! Millie: Why? Did you lose it? >This is just going too far! Shawn (Misty): We should have taken that last turn at Albaturque! >Now, we're stopping here or >you're going on ALONE!" Her ranting seemed to have had some >sort of effect, for Ash took a deep breath and said, "What >do you say we stop here to eat Kinnison: -scrambled Togepi? *WHAM!* Millie: *Discards mallet* Leave Togepi alone, meanie! >and rest?" Misty grinned at >Brock triumphantly. Nanami (Misty): OK, I won the bet. Now you gotta kiss him. ^_^ Shawn: *whimper* No bad yaoi... Jowy: *sigh* I said, don't worry about it, OK? I'll protect you from it. >"Okay, buddy boy. Hand it over," Misty demanded, holding >out her hand. Brock sighed and stuffed $50 into the girl's Jowy: -G-string? *WHAM!* Millie: She's only _twelve_, pervert! >hand, thus having lost the bet that Ash wouldn't listen. >They headed into the nearest town, Greenshade. Kinnison: If it's anything like nightshade, they'll be dead shortly. >There, >Misty insisted on a ritzy French restaurant, and the boys >agreed, knowing it was that or a mallet to the head. *All look at Millie* Millie: What? Something wrong? >Ash >ate in silence, looking up every so often to see Pikachu >with his face buried in a pail of ketchup. Nanami: Or, that was what they _thought_ it was... Kinnison: Farewell, Togepi! You won't be missed! ^^ *WHAM!* Millie: I said leave Togepi alone, dammit! >After the meal >was eaten, Jowy: -it quickly went into the toilet. Shawn: The moral of the story? Don't eat at a place if Nanami's doing the cooking. ^^; *WHACK!* Nanami: There's nothing wrong with my cooking! >after Brock had paid with money borrowed from >Misty, and after Pikachu had to be dragged away from another >bottle of ketchup that seemed to be staring at him, Millie: Sentient ketchup? Bitchin'! ^_^ Kinnison: When did you turn into a surfer dude? *WHAM!* Millie: Did I _ask_ you to speak, dog?! Shiro: *growl* Millie: Not you, Shiro, _him_. *Points to Kinnison* >they >finally got to a hotel. As Misty went up to her room, she >stopped to think. Nanami: Unfortunately, the hamster on a wheel that kept her mind going was dead. >"Hmm..........Ash.......he's a nice kid........not like a >cockroach......there better not be any cockroaches in this >room, because I paid good money....... Jowy: That, and we don't want a rehash of "Pokemon: A New Experience"... >.<; Bryann's voice: Just watch out for the crutches, OK? All but Jowy: *blink*blink* ??? >paid good money, >that's what Mom always said, like Brock paid me after I won >that bet against Ash......hmm........Ash....yuck." Shawn (Misty): Eew, boys have cooties! >She >looked down, seeing that, in thinking while walking up to >her room, she had absentmindedly stepped in a wad of >chewed gum. Kinnison (Misty): Mmm, Mint-A-Burst! ^_^ *WHAP!* Millie: Now you're just being gross, Nature Boy. Nanami (Ric Flair): I'm a jet-flyin', limosine-ridin', wheelin', dealin', sonovagun! WHOOO! *All sweatdrop* Well, you _said_ "Nature Boy"... ^^;; >Another perfect evening for Misty Waterflower. Jowy: And another random guess for a last name for her, most likely. >Sighing, she opened the door to her room and closed it >behind her, locking it. Nanami (Misty): Now to summon Cthulu! ^_^ Shawn: Anyone wanna switch seats? Please? O.o;; >She flopped down onto the >goose-down bed, and sighed. Luxury. Feather pillows. Soft, >wine-coloured carpet. Silk curtains. Kinnison: Bunny rabbits. Millie: Anime hammers. Jowy: Predicateless subjects. Nanami: Red pentagrams. Shawn: Switch seats? Anyone? PLEASE?! O.o;; >She knew that betting >on Ash in all those Pokémon battles would pay off big. Millie: And boy, was Nabiki Tendou pissed for losing all that money! >Enough money for a room for three. Including the payment >from Brock on the bet. And it was one of the few suites >that hadn't been taken. Kinnison: Little did she know that Fred the Togepi- Devouring Monster was under her bed... >Luck was a lady that night. (Now >I make her sound like a gambler. Heh. Setzer Gabbiani, >eat your heart out!) *A little bunny in rain gear appears out of nowhere, then vanishes* All but Shawn: ??? Shawn: Mugu Mugu...? >A knock on the door and Ash and >Brock's voices got her up and walking towards the door. Jowy: She then took the door in a passionate embrace. Then, Rufus Shinra entered the scene... Millie: ... should I even _ask_? Kinnison: Not if you value your sanity. >"Sorry. I forgot you two were there," she apologized, >letting them in. Ash just dove under the covers of one >of the beds. *All hold up signs (from right to left): 9.9, 8.7, 2.5, "Kill Togepi!", and an upside-down 13* >"G'night!" he said quickly, before dozing off. Brock >said goodnight, and climbed into his own bed. Jowy (Brock): Damn... bed! Why... does it have... to be on... top of.. a... MOUNTAIN?! >Misty >sighed, turned out the lights, and, after changing into >her nightgown, got under the covers of the third bed. Shawn: She _changed_ in front of them?! What is she, a friggin' Sim?! O.o;; >The night breeze rustled the silk curtains. Nanami (Night breeze): Get along, lil' doggie! We's a' takin' ya to Missurah! >"Wow. >Beautiful night out," she thought, sighing blissfully as >the silky soft nightgown provided her comfort, Shawn: I like nightgowns! They're comfy and easy to wear! ^_^ Jowy: *To the audience* And remember, that's not just a modified quote, but a testimonial- *WHACK!*WHACK!* OW! Shawn: Ix-nay! IX-NAY! O.O;; Kinnison: *To Millie* I _told_ you he was a cross-dresser! >and the >clean, freshly ironed sheets wrapped around her, as a >second nightgown. Nanami: INTENSE... NIGHTGOWN... ACTION! Jowy: Is it me, or does what Nanami said sound like a lemon title? >The sheets were chilly-just the way she >liked them. Kinnison (Misty): *chomp!* Boy, these sheets are yummy! ^_^ *WHAP!* Millie: Don't be weird boy. We have Shawn to do that already. >"I feel *sooooo* out of place here......I >love it." Jowy: There's a lot of love in that bed and Misty's feeling it... Nanami: *Accusingly* What's _that_ supposed to mean? Jowy: Hell if I know; it just sounded like the right thing to say. >She wiggled her toes, and dozed off to sleep, >the moon winking at her, Jowy and Shawn (Yakko and Wakko as the moon): HELLOOOOOO, pre-pubescent nurse! >the stars seeming to smile. Millie (The stars): Duuuuh... I like rice. >Pikachu, meanwhile hopped out of Ash's arms Shawn: Ash _owns_ the Agile Remote Mission Squad?! Jowy: *sweatdrop* You're thinking of "ARMS" capitalized again... >and motioned >at Togepi. Kinnison: The motion looked quite a bit like this. *Gives the one-finger salute, then gets flattened by Millie* Millie: I _said_ lay off the Togepi, Dances With Wolves! >"tell me,>" Pikachu whispered as the egg walked towards >him. Nanami (Togepi): >"very much. So soft....>" Jowy: Must... resist... bad... "Of Mice and Men" comment... >Togepi replied, about to nod >back off as it spoke. Pikachu woke it up. "" He >whispered, a bit annoyed, sparks crackling on his >cheeks. Nanami: That'll teach him to sit on jumper cables. Shawn: Sis, now that's just now right! O.o;; >"" Jowy: o/~ Awake, awake, the dawn doth break/ The privvies overflow... o/~ *WHAP!* Shawn: That ain't funny, Jowy. -_-;; >"sound like Team Rocket's full-of-it Meowth.>" Shiro: *Growls at the mention of Meowth* >"" Togepi said, swiveling its foot in >the carpet, hands clasped behind it's back. Kinnison: How is that possible? The thing can't even scratch its nose! >"good. I'm sorry. Hee hee hee!>" Shawn: Rinoa Heartilly _is_ Togepi _in_ "Crystal Rainbows"! Kinnison: *To Shiro* Now the egg _really_ must die... >"me this secret earlier........now you're hesitating, it >seems. Why are you so embarrassed to talk about Misty?>" Millie (Togepi): >"" *All make "poing!" noises* Shawn: Togepi's related to Kiki? Weird... >"" Nanami (Togepi): >Pikachu said eagerly. >"always say about Mom and......whatsisname?>" Kinnison: That he's a total.....whatstheword? Millie: Schmuck? Kinnison: That works. >"" Pikachu stated flatly, feeling a bit insulted that >Togepi, of all people-or Pokémon, forgot Ash's name. Jowy (Pikachu, thinking): O~o~o, I'll give him such a _pinch_ for that! >"adorable couple!' All: ................... Nanami: ... "AAMRN"... Shawn: ... "Ash And Misty Romance Novel"... Jowy: ... off course, how could we not know _that_...? Kinnison: Pile of WAFF, dead ahead! Millie: Prepare the sick bags and assume the position! >Well, my friend->" >"<'Friend?' How about pal or something?>" >"Ash.>" Jowy: Misty's a _man_?! O.o;; *WHAM!*WHACK!* Millie and Nanami: SHADDAP! >"the fun of it?>" Shawn: Er, how could you do that? Who're you gonna tell? Meowth? >"" >"smitten yet.>" All: Just wait... >"" >"<.....The cross she has around her neck all the time?>" Shawn: She wears a whole _town_ around her neck?! O.o;; Jowy: *sigh* Now we get the bad Star Ocean 2 refs... >"" Togepi yawned, >and dove under the covers of Misty's bed, back into her >arms. Cool, thin sheets, Kinnison: -which Misty had taken a big bite out of... Shawn: Well, there's lots of fiber in it... ^^;; >warm, thick blanket. A perfect >combination of comfort for sleeping. He drifted off and Kinnison: -was never seen again ever. The end. >began to think of various ways to torture, tar, feather, >and kill a Meowth......a conceited one that spoke English, >particularly. (Like a lot of people out there, I'm no >Meowth fan. Sue me. ;p) Nanami: OK, I just gotta get my lawyer on the phone... *Everyone else sweatdrops* >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Millie: o/~ Let's go surfing now,/ Ev'rybody's learning how,/ C'mon and safari with me! o/~ >"Ash! Wake up!" Misty yelled cheerfully. No response. >"Aaaaaash!" Nothing. Millie: Nada, zilch, zero, goose egg, el nothingo... >"You were asking for it....." Misty said quietly, and >decked him. All: WA-TAK!! Jowy: Say, didn't I see this before in Azure Dreams? >"Jesus friggin' Christ, Misty! What the hell was that >for?!" Ash yelled, rubbing his temple. "You trying to >gimme a concussion?!" Jowy: Like that'd make a difference. >"The Misty Waterflower Wake-Up Call Special!" Misty said, >grinning. Shawn: I see Precis Neumann named it for Misty. Nanami: Nah, then it's be the "Ultra Cool Nifty Super-Duper Misty Waterflower Wake-Up Call Special". >Ash frowned. >"You coulda just set my alarm, ya know." >"I do know, but where's the fun in that.......besides >holding it directly next to your ear while it rang?" Millie (Misty): Causing deafness in hyperactive boys is FUNZIES! ^_^ >"How about splashing me with cold water?" >"Nah. You COULD be Ranma Saotome in disguise, and that >would be a trauma." Shawn: Ranma-chan... ^-^ Nanami: What, Jowy's not feminine-looking enough for you? Shawn: *Falls out of his chair* WHAT?! Jowy: Just what do you mean by _that_, Nanami?! Nanami: Sore wa... himitsu desu. ^_^ >"I assure you, I ain't Ranma." >"Okay. But maybe next time, cold water MIGHT work......." >Misty said thoughtfully. "Come on. Let's go downstairs. Millie (Misty): And quickly! Vash the Stampede is in town and it might get destroyed any minute! >I have a lot of eating to do to make up for all the days >you overlooked it." >"Will you EVER let that one incident go?" Kinnison: *Bluntly* This is _Misty_. Of course not, you twit. >"Not for the rest of your miserable, pathetic life, Ash >Ketchum!" Misty retorted, smiling serenely. All: ...........??? >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Shawn: o/~ Dashing through the snow/ On a one-flake open tilde... o/~ >"Youse guys, dis ain't gonna woik!" Three people- two >teens, and one idiot Pokémon- Kinnison: Togepi's there? *WHAM!* Millie: *Causally tosses aside broken mallet* .......... >crouched in the woods, >spying through a pair of binoculars. Jowy (Teen): Ooo, the ladies' hot spring! ^_^ *WHAM!*WHACK!* >"How would YOU know?!" A fuschia-hared girl snapped, >turning around to glare at the Meowth who had spoken. Shawn: Permission to "WA-TAK" requested. Jowy: Permission denied. You used up our quota already. >"Seeing as I AM da smartest character on da show-" The >girl and a violet haired boy scoffed, interrupting >Meowth's speech. Nanami (Jessie): Meowth... no... BAKA! *A "WHAM!" sound effect is heard* >"Well, I am! I'm smarter dan you an' James!" he snapped. >Jessie laughed. Millie (Jessie): OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! *All clutch their ears* Kinnison: No bitch laugh... no... Shiro: *howls in pain* >"Yeah, right! And there's ONE Nurse Joy that looks >completely different than the others," She said, rolling >her eyes. Shawn (Tai Ho): It's a "piss". >There was no hiding it. It was the barely >compotent Team Rocket. Nanami: "Barely competent"? Hardly. >"There is?" James asked, his eyes growing wide. >"That was a bit of witty sarcasm, and a point made >clear, baka." Kinnison: A mysterious disembodied voice that speaks Fanboy Japanese? Millie: Ah, cool! ^_^ Kinnison: Millie, you ignorant slut. Millie: _WHAT_ did you call me?! Bonaparte, I choose YOU! *Bonaparte jumps off Millie's shoulder* Kinnison: Shiro, GO! *Shiro stands up. Bonaparte uses VACCUM WAVE. It's super-effective! Shiro uses BODY SLAM. Bonaparte uses GROWL. Shiro's attack falls greatly! Shiro uses FURY ATTACK. Hits 5 times! Bonaparte fainted! Shiro gains 100 exp!* ^_^ Millie: Bonaparte! *Picks up the fallen monster and cradles it in her arms* My poor little baby... >"Oh." >"Meowth, you have no idea what you're saying. Our >plan is fool-proof." Jowy: Feh. You know the rule: if you make something fool- proof, they make a better fool. >"Youse guys can't protect yerselves from your plans. >So how's it EVER gonna be fool-proof?" Meowth said >nasilty. Jessie ground her teeth, made a fist with >one hand, and smacked it into her other hand. Shawn: *Pouts cutely at Jowy* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase? Jowy: *sigh* No, no more "WA-TAK!" lines. Shawn: *Pouts further* You're no fun... Millie: *To Bonaparte* And they say there's nothing between them... >"You are ASKING for it, kitty." Shawn: It's the cat food cats ask for by name! ^_^ Jowy and Nanami: .................. -_-;; Kinnison: *To Millie* And _he_ was our leader? Millie: *To Kinnison* Don't... remind me. >"Watch out.The steam from your ears might get a >little hot, and spark a fire in your hair, with >all the hair spray you've been using!" Meowth >growled. Shawn (James): FIRE IN THE HOLE! *Ducks under the seat* >"I DO NOT NEED HAIR SPRAY! MY HAIR IS NATURALLY >BEAUTIFUL, AND I LIKE THE SHAPE ANYHOW, SO BUG >OFF!" Jessie screamed as Meowth became a twinkle >of light, marking his short-lived disappearance. Jowy: Touchdown, Team Rocket! >"3.....2.....1" James counted down the seconds >until Meowth came crashing down, screaming and >uttering obscenities. Millie: Er, it's a kid's show. He wouldn't... Nanami: Besides which, the impact killed him already. ^_^ >"Right on time!" James >said, a triumphant smile on his face as the >angry pokemon dragged himself out of a >Meowth-shaped hole in the ground. Jowy (Fuujin/Meowth): RAGE! HURT! PAIN! >"Now come on! We're gonna capture that >Pikachu!" Jessie said excitedly, dancing >around like a Charlie Brown character. *All sweatdrop* >Of >course, questions were asked when they saw a >beagle fly a red doghouse around, shooting >bullets and wearing pilot clothes. Jowy: Pointless cameo #1. >"Now THAT was just plain weird!" Jessie >exclaimed. James nodded in agreement. >"Charles Schulz sure is expanding his >horizons." Millie: Not bad for a dead guy, eh? >"Mm-hmm." >"Yep." >"Now, OFF TO THAT PIKACHU!" Jessie and >James yelled, striking the Team Rocket motto pose. Shawn (James): o/~ Strike a pose!/ Vogue! o/~ >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Millie: o/~ Ah~hahahahaha, wipe out! o/~ >"Hey, Misty, looks like Team Rocket again," Ash >noted, seeing a Meowth balloon float in the sky, Nanami: -then watched in horror as the top part exploded and the basket swiftly plummet to the ground... >then crash into a mountain, leaving three specks >yelling and waving angrily, hopping up and down. Kinnison: Forgive my ignorance, but how...? Jowy: Heck if I know, Kinnison. >"They never give up, do they? They're just so >troublesome." Misty said, twisting her hair into >the standard ponytail. Shawn (Misty's hair): o/~ Let's twist again/ Like we did last summer... o/~ >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Millie: Look! It's a dogsled team! Kinnison: A confused one at that. There are people at both ends. >Jessie's ears twitched as she heard the very >utterance that triggered an infamous saying. Shawn: "If you take calcium before bed, absorbtion is best"? >"Did someone say trouble?" She asked, looking at James. >"They did! They did!" James shouted joyously. Jowy (James/Stimpy): Oh, joy of joys! ^_^ >"Prepare for trouble! >"Make it doub-ouch! Meowth! That's my FAAACE! Stop it! >Leggo! Kinnison: That... doesn't sound quite right. O.o;; >Damn it, I'm gonna have you declawed if it's the >last thing..I..DO!" Millie: Neuter him while your at it. *All males shift unconfortably in their seats* >James grunted, pulling a scratching >Meowth away from his now-bleeding face. Nanami: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL _FACE_!! All else: *sweatdrop* ................... >"You coulda >just told us to shut up or something, ya know." >"But where' the fun in that?" Meowth said, a huge >smirk on his face. (Like this ^_^) Jowy: You sure it wasn't this? *Makes following face* -_-;; Nanami: Or this? *Does same* >) Kinnison: Or maybe this? *Ditto* <(((_^))> All but Kinnison: ...............?!?! Millie: How'd you do a Zelgadiss face?! Kinnison: It's all just a matter of moving my hair in the right places. ^_^ >"Let's just repair this ugly thing-" Jessie was >interrupted by Meowth scratching her. Shawn (Cartman): That's a bad Mister Kitty! BAD! >"-and get going!" she finished after she had flung >Meowth into the distance. Millie: The latest Olympic event: The Meowth Throw! >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Kinnison: *Turns slightly green* I think I'm getting seasick... >"Hey, Misty. They're baaaaaaaaack!" Nanami: Hey, cool, they're playing Poltergeist for us! ^_^ Shawn: *Clutches Jowy in a deathgrip* NO POLTERGEIST! O.O;;; Jowy: Shawn... Loosen grip... Can't... breathe... >Ash said, picking >up his backpack and placing it over his shoulders, one >strap hanging freely. All but Jowy: o/~ Born freeeeeeeee... o/~ Shawn: *Finally notices he may be holding Jowy a _weeeeee_ bit too tightly and lets go* Jowy? You OK? Jowy: *Out of it due to lack of air* o/~ I like the fishes 'cause they're so delicious... o/~ X.x >"But come on. We've gotta move >on to Serenity Grove anyway. We've stopped, we've had >our meals, and you paid for this luxury suite, and I >thank you for that. Now c'mon!" he said cheerfully. Nanami (Ash/Parappa): I just gotta BELIEVE! *fanfare* >"You're not gonna even let me finish my orange juice?" >she said as Ash grabbed her Millie: *a-HEM!* > arm and dragged her down >the stairs. Nanami: Headfirst, even. Kinnison: Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump... Millie: You two are sick. Nanami and Kinnison: ^_^ Shawn: *In true little brother fasion* o/~ Nanami's got a boyfriend!/ Nanami's got a boy~friend! o/~ Nanami: So do you, right? *Indicates Jowy. Both Shawn and Jowy sweatdrop and say nothing* >Brock came towards them from the lobby. >"I'm ready to go, Ash,"Brock said, munching on a piece >of bacon. Shawn (Brock as a dog): It's BACON! Baconbaconbaconbacon BACON!! Nanami: You still haven't answered me, Shawn. ^_^ Shawn: ................................. >"Just lemme finish my breakfast first. >"Sorry. We've gotta hurry," Ash said, grabbing Brock >and running at top speed while draggingthe other two, Millie (Ash): SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGE!! >Brock having dropped the piece of bacon when Ash >started running. (Just think of that song from the >last episode of the first Sailor Moon series- the song >that goes "It's a new day/ Ooh oh oh oh/It's a new day") Jowy: (Or not.) Shawn: Er... What's the connection of those two thoughts? Kinnison: "Kill Togepi", of course. *WHACK!* Keep doing that and I might learn to enjoy it, Millie. Millie: That's a chance I'm willing to take, Dances With Wolves. >In the process, Ash unknowingly ran over Team Rocket, >whom were walking towards the hotel the three trainers >had stayed at, holding rubber cages. Shawn: Rubber... cages? Exactly how useful would that be? If it were one of those bubble things, it would work... >"Owch........How many times does that make?" James asked, >spitting out a few broken teeth Nanami: Ah, poor James! *pout* >"One too many," Jessie said, her nose stomped into 30 >different directions. "But......Team Rocket....... >never......gives.......up!" She gasped, then they all >passed out, goofy smiles on their faces. Jowy (Random Team Rocket member): Der, rabbits eat lettice. >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Nanami: This has more waves than a Frankie and Annette movie... -_-; >A few hours later, the sun was setting over the fresh >spring grass, making the fresh, unfurling green leaves >on the trees seem gold. Shawn (Ash): Woo hoo! We're rich! Jowy (Brock): Ash, you ignorant slut. >The light reflected off of Misty's >aquamarine eyes. They now looked a golden sea green-and >they had a drawing beauty hidden within. Kinnison: But alas, it belonged to someone else. >"Wow! Sure is beautiful!" Ash commented. Misty just sighed, >breathing in the sweet scent of lilies. Millie: And the pot plants. Can't forget the pot. *Nanami _glares_ at Jowy and Shawn* Did I miss something here? >Smoke rose over >the horizon, probably from a house in Serenity Grove. >"Hey, we're almost there! Let's go!" Shawn: Nice Genki impression! ^_^ >The three ran excitedly >towards the town. What they saw when they got there was not >what they expected. Jowy (Brock as Fei Fong Wong): Damn Gundams. They're _EVERYWHERE_! >"So horrible! Who would DO such a thing?!" Misty wailed. >The three stared in shock at the disaster that had occured. Kinnison: Today in Pokemon CR: The horror of a Pauly Shore and Carrot Top double billing show. >!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~! Jowy: Meanwhile, at the International Slug Races... >To be continued......... >Hey, how'd you like it? All: ........................... >DID you even like it? All: *Somehow louder* ........................................ >Send comments >to Tj1202@aol.com! C'mon! Send em! What happened at Serenity >Grove? Find out in the next chapter! [Or just read the >description above] Jowy: *Mutters* Foreshadowing as subtle as a brick through a plate-glass window... *All exit the theater* [In the lobby...] *Millie and Kinnison fight in the foreground. The others sit back and watch* Jowy: So, now what do we do? Shawn: Wait, I guess. Millie: *WHAM!* This is for hurting Bonaparte! *WHAM!* And this is for Togepi! Kinnison: Ow, but This *WHACK!* is for Digimon! And this *WHACK!* is for those bad scene chage surf puns! Nanami: ... wanna get ice cream? Jowy: Sure, why no~ Shawn: Ice cream?! Cool! *Drags Jowy and Nanami away, leaving the other two to fight it out* Kinnison: You know... *dodge* you're not bad-looking... *dodge* when you're angry... Millie: And you're kinda cute... *swing!* when you're not being a jerk... *swing!* Kinnison: Uh... you wanna maybe.. uh... Millie: My place. Let's go. Kinnison: 'K! ^_^ *Millie leaves and he follows her closely* *Fade to black* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net Or you shall be "WA-TAK!"ed >"" Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild ARMs shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. 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