Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "The Price of Redemption" is owned by... someone, and is welcome to it. The intent of this MSTing is not to insult/offend... someone but to simply make a humorous commentary the story. Please don't hurt or flame me. <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Soon... my little pet project shall be underway....... if you know of any doujinshi that needs MSTing, tell me where to find it, 'K? Oh, and this is MSTing number eleven, not counting "Rebirth". With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [The SOL (not the Satellite of Love, though)] *The current crew is on the bridge, celebrating* Rini: o/~ We get a bre~ak/ No fanfic toda~y!/ Some other guys have to read it/ No fanfic for u~s! o/~ Charlotte: But we _do_ have a letter... >Subj: MSTings >Date: 4/5/99 10:23:04 PM Central Daylight Time >From: kmallo1@gl.umbc.edu (Kate Malloy) >To: Lessa990@aol.com Rudy: _Now_ can I laugh at the fact that you're an AOLer? Voice: NO! >Hi! I just read your MSTing of Battle of the Strongest. It was >hilarious! Rudy: Ssssh! Don't encourage Chibi! Voice: I heard that! >Since I'm a big RPG fan, I enjoy seeing the characters doing >the riffing. (But what's this about Mustadio and Alma? :O ) Ramza: Allow me to explain. They were... *blush* that is, they... *Blushes more* *ahem!* They... started an "interesting" relationship and, well, I'm not exactly _happy_ about it... Rini: What kind of relationship? Ramza: Well, they were... They are... you know, _"really together"_? Rini: "Really toget-" *The realization hits here* Oh, I see. >Do you have a homepage where you keep all your MST-ing, or are they >scattered all over Shinji's Vault? Rudy: Fortunately for humanity, no, she doesn't have a homepage. Voice: Shut it, boy! Ignore him, but as of May 7, 1999, I do! >(which I finally found after months of searching - it >changed addresses on me!) Did you do some art work for >Tamerine's page, or was that another Chibi-chan? (It was of Alma, >with Ramza and Mustadioin the background. Gosh, those three again. >^_^) Rini: Yep, that's the boss's work, all right. Only she would draw SD Alma with an axe. >Anyhow, please continue the good work. And may I recommend a very >bad fic that really deserves it? Years Beyond: Sapphire Weapon, at >RPGamer's fanfic section. Please share this with the others. :) >I think they'll agree with me. Voice: I'll check it out, thanks. >Sincerely, >Kate Malloy >----------------------------------------------- >"Life is worth losing your heart to, but don't >lose heart." - Adam Lee >Kate Malloy: kmallo1@gl.umbc.edu >http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~kmallo1/index.html >FFRPG: Ciara, Sloth >NuRPG: Masa&Mune, Delinara, FAQ Maintainer Rini: With that out of way, Here we gooooooooooo! --------------------------------------- [Just outside Citan's house] "Do you really think he might know what that's all about?" Maria asked the rather shaken-up Billy. "I hope so, Maria, I really do..." Billy replied. He knocked on the door. /I just hope it doesn't mean we're going insane,/ he thought. [Inside Citan's house] Citan was not a happy camper, to say the least. "I told you you should have paid the installation fee, but would you listen? No~o, of course not! You said, 'I can do it myself,'" Yui complained to her husband, who was amid a sea of wires on the floor. "Oh, get off my back, woman," he muttered to himself. "What was that?" "*sigh* Nothing, dear," he said. /She's right, I should have just paid.../ He returned to fiddling with the wires, trying to figure out what was going wrong. /Stupid bloody cable box.../ Fei, who was watching this little domestic scene unfold, spoke up. "Did you plug it in, doc?" Citan looked up at Fei. "Of course I did! Can you not see that-" When he turned towards the electrical socket, he saw that nothing was plugged into it. "... it is not plugged in..." he said in a small voice. "Heheh, it appears that I made a mistake..." "No kidding," Yui said plainly. It was Fei who finally heard someone knocking on the front door. He walked over and opened the door. [Outside] Billy leaned against the door. "Looks like no one's gonna answ- huh?" The door opened inward, causing him to fall backwards. /Something tells me this just isn't my day.../ "I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were leaning on the door! Are you all right?" Fei cried. Billy got up and dusted himself off. "Yeah, I think so. Where's Citan?" Billy asked. "He's inside-" Fei's words were cut off by a triumphant yell from inside the house. "It works! I'm a genius!" Citan shouted. "Yeah, and it only took you three hours," Yui stated. "Thank you for ruining my moment," Citan said dryly. "You're welcome, dear." Before Citan could say something back to her, Billy interrupted. "Sorry to interrupt your little lover's quarrel, but could I talk to you for a minute, Citan?" "That's not necessary, kiddo," a strange, disembodied voice said. Maria said, "It's ba~ack!" "Did you really think I'd go away?" the voice replied. "What is going on here? Who are you?" Citan demanded to know. "I'm a disembodied voice, and I have a little favor to ask of you?" "Go on," Citan said. "Now listen, I need a group of people to read some rather, um, _interesting_ works by anime fans." "-and you want that group to be us, correct?" Citan said, crossing his arms. "Sorry, no deal." "Oh, so I'll have to send you into space on a satellite then." "WHAT?!?" Billy shouted. "You can't-" "I can, if you don't cooperate." All were silent for several minutes. "......... I guess we _have_ to go through with this, unless anyone wants to be drifting somewhere out in space..." Billy said quietly. "Good! We'll start right now!" the voice said cheerfully. Just then, the televsion that Citan was working on flips to some strange channel. "Now siddown and read, you!" All except Yui went over to the couch in front of the TV set to sit down. "Um, I don't have to be a part of this, do I?" Yui asked. "Nah, you can go." "Oh, good. Bye, dear, see you later!" With that, Yui left. "But Yui... oh bugger, she's gone already," Citan said. For no good reason, a Plot Hole (TM) opened up and a nameless thug at the other end kicked Bart through it. Bart landed at Fei's feet. After he got up, Bart said loudly, "The hell was that about?! I was just minding my own business on the Yggdrasil and some nameless thug kicks me through some weird hole and now I'm here!" "Welcome to fanfic hell, Mister Fatima. Now sit down and we can start the riffing." "Huh?" "JUST DO IT OR I SEND YOU INTO SPACE!!" "All right, all right! I'm sitting down!" Bart said, sitting on the floor since there was no room left on the couch. "Now, LET'S GET READY TO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF!!" ------------------------------------------------------ *Seating (L-R): Fei, Bart (on floor) Billy, Maria, Citan* Maria: Great, all that yelling made me deaf. Fei: What about Guru Clef? Citan: No, I'm not a chef! Billy: What? A shelf? Bart: Who ya callin' an elf?! >I did not create these characters nor do I own them they >belong to Gamefreak, Nintendo , Billy: *cough*N64sucks*cough* Citan: Oh, come now, it's not _that_ bad! >4kids productions and anyone I don't know about. Also I >am not making any money about this So please don't sue. Bart: Who? You or that voice? >Persian stalked back and fourth he didn't no what to do Fei: About what? Maria: Did the story start without us? >he wanted to stay with Ash and the others but at the same >time he missed being apart of Team Rocket Citan: Team Rocket? This is a _Pokemon_ fic?! Urge to kill... rising... Everyone else: ......... >he just didn't no what to do. Pikachu woke with a Bart: -horse's head next to him? >start to find them all under some kind of net he >quickly woke the others with a small electric shoke Fei: That's a weird alarm clock... >"Pikachu why did you do that" Ash asked but froze when he >looked around Belle stepped out Maria: If she starts singing, I'm leaving! >"I got you that net is magnetised so any pokeballs you >throw will attach to the side without opening and the ends are >grounded Maria: They were out after curfew. >so Pikachu's power is worthless. Jesse and James were walking >in the woods Fei: Tragically, they were eaten by a bear, the end. Can we go now? Voice: No! >"Jesse why do we have to be the ones to go get Persian >why can't Belle do it" Citan: Simple; she has a pit of sharp, pointy spikes waiting for you and those kids to fall into... >"Because the tramp wants all the glory that's why Billy: *Singing* o/~ She's a tramp/ and "Jesse" hates her... o/~ >hey wait there he is" "It's time you come home Meowth" Persian >looked at them and scribbled in the dirt Bart: Looks like Persian's not housebroken yet. >I don't want to go back to team rocket I miss you two but not >Team Rocket Citan: I do not miss Team Rocket either, if that makes you feel better. >"Well if we don't bring you and those kids and >thier pokemon back The boss will give us Team Rocket's >permanet retirement" Citan: Good! Billy: We get the point, Citan. Citan: So? >I have an Idea Persian wrote Maria: But no punctuation. >he then scribbled out his Idea and looked up Jesse and James >smiled Citan (Team Rocket): That was kickin' weed, man! Billy: Citan?! Citan: Billy! Fei: Doc! Citan: Fei! Maria: Rocky! Bart: Huh? Billy: Never mind; bad "Rocky Horror Picture Show" reference. >"Perfect that's a great idea" Belle said "What is taking >those idiots so long to round up that persian that used to >be Meowth" "Persian was Meowth" Misty screeched Bart: Jeez, does everyone have to yell today? Billy: What about Parkay? Citan: Enough! >"yes but he >lost his memory said a voice" they turned to see Jesse James Citan: -take an AK-47 and blow everyone away. >and Officer Jenny with a police task force her raidio beeped Bart: It's picking up Jerry Springer for some odd reason. >and then after listening to it anouced "Giovanni and the rest Bart (Officer Jenny): -made us an offer we couldn't refuse. >of Team Rocket have been rounded up" Billy: There're more members to Team Rocket? Since when? >Thanks to these to she said pointing at Jesse and James >"traitors" Belle said "you'll go to jail with us" Fei (Nelson): Ha ha! >"No we won't flusy Citan: That looks like the name of a generic RPG monster... >we cut a deal with the Prosecutor we get off with Probation >you go to jail" Jesse said smiling. Maria: The sad part is that's actually possible... Billy: *Dryly* God bless the legal system. >To be concluded... Author's notes This is the next to last >chapter of The Price of Redemption next I will be doing two >fics Alan's Pokemon Journey and The Mewthree saga which are >both related... Billy: And if they're in the Fatima family, this fic will try to get the other two fics married- *SNAP!* Bart: *Puts away whip* Don't make fun of my family, priest boy! Billy: Don't call me "priest boy", you royal pain in the- Citan: Billy! > Receive a FREE LIFETIME 12 MEG WEBSITE > From: FreeYellow.com - *Click Here Now!* > Powered by.... FreeYellow.com Fei (Hippie): Yeah, man, you gotta FreeYellow! *Chanting* FreeYellow! FreeYellow! FreeYellow! >I did not create these characters nor do I own them they belong to >Gamefreak, Nintendo , 4kids productions and anyone I don't know about. Maria: So the guy down the street owns it, some guy in Bledavik owns it, the Captain of the Thames owns it... >Also I am not making any money about this So please don't sue. >This takes place 10 years after the last chapter of the price of >redemption. Fei: My, how time flies! >Pokemon: Final Fate revealed Citan: They all died, the end. Billy: I don't think it's going to be _that_ final, Citan. >It is Ash and Misty's Wedding day Misty is nervous Maria (Misty): I shouldn'tve drank all that Jolt! Jamie Jeans's voice: The source of LIFE ITSELF! BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Maria: Oooookay... >Laura is trying to calm her down "Relax everyone is nervous on >their wedding day Misty" Citan: Not if you are high. Fei: How would you know that, doc? Citan: Please do not ask. Bart: Citan a stoner; what a concept. Billy: Yeah, It's almost like if Usagi was the princess of the Sliver Millenium. Citan: *Monotone* You wound me, child. Really. >"Yes I was a nervouse wreck" "Jesse you made it" Misty jumped away >fromt he mirror and ran to her friend" Fei: Ran her over, that is. Can we go now? Voice: NO! >"So how is the Business going" Laura asked "Great we opened up >five more branches of Salon Rocket" Jesse said and "James and I >are going to have a baby" Billy: Huh? That would mean... ARGH! Bad mental image! Bart: Bomp chicka bomp wow! *THWACK!* Maria: Pervert! Citan: Urge to kill... rising... >"That's wonderfull" Billy: Says who?! >the three women chattered meanwhile in the room were Ash was >getting ready. Citan: -to blow everyone up in a blaze of glory... Billy: Stop that, you're scaring Maria! Maria: He is not! >"So your going to be a dad James" Brock asked "It's great I know >Laura and I just couldn't live without our five little angels" Billy: One-winged angels, that is. Citan: I would like to cast Super Nova on this fic, that is for certain... >"Angels you mean Devils" Ash remarked from where he was sitting >Brock you and Laura spoil them to much" "Oh lets see how >you spoil your kid after it's born" Ash paled Billy: Wait, you mean Ash and Misty...... good night! *Passes out* Bart: Wimp. >"you know" "you shouldn't have rushed the wedding so much but >given Misty's dadsaid he would kill you if you got his angel >pregnant before you were married I can see why" James was over >in a corner about to die laughing. Citan: Hehehehe, time to die, James... Maria: Alright, _now_ he's scaring me. >"It's time" Brock said Citan: ... to DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fei: help! >As Ash waited with Pikachu and Persian beside him Misty >appeared with her father to walk down the aile Citan: Ale? Does that mean Jessie is attending the wedding? Maria: That was low. Citan: It is still true. >after she got there the minister said 'Dearly Beloved we are >gathered here today ..." *Billy wakes up* Maria: Better now? Billy: No, but I'll live. >6 months later Bart: ... we'll still be sitting here. >"Push Misty push" The Doctor Told her Fei (Doctor): We need to get the car to the shop or it'll never run again! >she looked at Ash and screamed "your never sleeping in the >same bed as me again" Citan: Yui told me the same thing when she was giving birth to Midori, along with other things I'd rather not repeat... >"congratulations it's a beutiful baby boy" "what should are you >going to name him" Fei (Misty): The Wandering Slacker! Bart (Misty): Chris Jericho! Maria (Misty): Neunzehn! Bily and Citan: ......... >the person filling out the Birth certificate asked "Alan" >Misty responded "Alan" I thought we were going to call him.." Bart (Pig caller): AAAAAAAA~LAN! Here, kidkidkidkidkid! >Ash never finished Misty looked at him and said "I went thru >labor I decide what we call him got it" "yes Mysty" Fei: Deformed twin of Misty. >"Three days later they were home well this is a perfect ending >to our pokemon journey" said Misty Citan: No, the perfect ending would involve C-4 and plastic explosives. >"no its only the begining said Ash Citan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >they smiled contently and laughed at as Pikachu and Golduck >looked were playing with the baby. Billy: What was that again? >they smiled contently and laughed at as Pikachu and Golduck >looked were playing with the baby. Billy: And that's supposed to mean...? Fei: Maybe it means, "I got MAD SKILLZ"? >the end... Citan: Yes! ^_^ >Authors notes I was in one of my rare moods were I don't mind >writing sappy happy endings be glad Citan: -that it's over? Certainly! >The Mewthree saga has a sad first chapter > Receive a FREE LIFETIME 12 MEG WEBSITE > From: FreeYellow.com - *Click Here Now!* > Powered by.... FreeYellow.com Fei: But if you FreeYellow, you have to FreeRed, FreeOrange, and the other colors. Citan: Is it over yet? Voice Not quite. Time for a short from a friend of mine! >An RPG with a female Character.. Try this for Size… Maria: Why do I have this feeling of impending doom? > [ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ >WWWBoard ] >Posted by Uncle Elmo Bart: Tickle him and he says, "Oh bugger!" Huh? Where did that line come from? >on February 10, 1999 at 07:19:56 from 194.83.16.157: >It's the Ultimate story between Good and Evil it's Maria: World Championship Wrestling! Billy: *groan* >The MAKING OF MK/TWISTED 2!!! >Follow the Adventures of the Intrepid Chibi-chan Fei: Cousin of Banzai Chibi-chan. Voice: Hey! I am not! >as she makes her way through a morass of bad spellings and >crap in-jokes to find the TRUE story! Bart: Just like all those Kazei 5 refs- Where the hell are these comments coming from?! >THRILL as she battles fierce Demons >"Aman: I'm gonna Whoop your Ass!!!" Citan: Ha! Come on, I can take ya! Fei: Citan...? Using less-than-formal language...? Weird... >CHILL to the Scary situations she finds herself in… >"Chibi: It's Narrative Causiality AAARRGGGGHHHH!!" Citan: ARGH! Not that again! >FEEL ILL as you uncover revelations you never wanted to know… >"Chibi: He drinks Coke mixed with Beer!!! He MUST be a Sicko!" Bart (Mick Foley): I got one word for ya: SICKO! >(Chibi: If you call ME a cutie, you've got another thing coming >PAL!!!) Bart: What if I tell you you got the Gainax Bounce (TM)? Voice: Then I must smite you. BOLT! *ZAP!* >The MAKING OF TWISTED/MK 2 - NOT coming to a PSX near you… Billy: There is a God, then. Voice: Aw, shut it. >Only $100! >Send Credit card Details to uncle-elmo@possi-port.freeserve.co.uk >BTW I did do an attempt to design an RPG with a main Female >Character. The Result? Elven Boy! Maria: And the peasants rejoiced. We done yet? Voice: Yep! ----------- "Well, until next time, ja ne!" "NEXT TIME?!?" they all shouted. "Oh man, what have we gotten into?" Billy half-whined, holding his head in his hands. "Whatever it is, it is not going away," Citan replied. "Now what do we do?" Fei asked, "And please, no saying 'We gotta believe!'" "How about an obligatory review?" Maria suggested. Another voice, this one male, said, "Sorry, we already did that up here. Try a different spin on it, like, 'what did you learn from the fic?' or something." Maria said, "All right. I learned that mysterious voices are evil." "I learned that Pokemon sucks even more than before," Citan said. "I learned the Citan hates Pokemon," said Bart. "I learned nothing," Billy said. "And I learned that one shouldn't stick pencils up one's nose," Fei stated. Needless to say, everyone stared at him for several long minutes. "Fei, what does that have to do with the story?" Billy asked. "Nothing, I just thought it'd be funny," Fei said with a shrug. "*sigh* If you say so..." Billy said, shaking his head. ------------------------------------------------------------- [SOL] Rudy: Hey, I found out who got the last parts of "The Price of Redemption". Rini: Really? Who? Rudy: Citan and some other guys on his world. Turns out that the voice is the real mind behind our abductions. Rini: *sigh* That's the boss for ya; she always has to do something weird... 'Lotte, press the N.C. button. Charlotte: Right! ^_^ *Presses a button labeled "Narrative Causiality; Push Only for Emergencies"* *FWOOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* ----------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Pwease? Pwetty pwease? *big glittery eyes* >>we cut a deal with the Prosecutor we get off with Probation >>you go to jail" Jesse said smiling. > >Maria: The sad part is that's actually possible... >Billy: *Dryly* God bless the legal system. Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick)