"I am the Grim Reaper's pen pal! The ultimate macho man!" -Zed, "Wild ARMs" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Xenogears is copyrighted by SquareSoft. Hyper, Orion, and Dak would be owned by one Hyperionius. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "An Interesting Twist" is owned by Infinite Darkness(?). No offense or other bad sutff is meant by this MSTing. No pre- pubescent girls were harmed by a herd of Tauros in the production of this MSTing. WARNING! This MSTing is on a LEMON. Well... sorta, anyway. A Lemon fic is one that depicts sexual acts, if you didn't know before. If you are under 18 or easily offended, turn back while you can! If you think you can handle it, please continue. Chibi's notes: *Hugging an SD Setzer plushie* Er, hello again! I have once again leapt into the fray that is Pokemon lemon MSTings with Hyper-kun. (SD Setzer "plushie": Pokemon WHAT?!? Are you insane?!) Shush, you. Hyperonius's notes: I hereby declare myself the ultimate madman. How, you ask, do I survive pieces of ~beep~ like this? (Dak: Self-castration?) *throws Dak into a pool* I guess I'm just special. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [Citan's house, an hour after reading "Messila's Journey" part 7] "JUMP, YOU STUPID LINK WANNABE! JUUUUUUUUMP!!" Citan screamed at the screen. He was playing Alundra for the umpteenth time since he got that game a few months ago. He was getting frustrated as he did every time he played that game, as you can plainly see, dear reader. Yui watched him and sighed. "Dear, if the game upsets you _that_ much, then why do you keep playing it?" she asked. Citan looked up at her and plainly said, "Because it's fun." Then the strangest thing happened; Yui had aquired an anime-style sweatdrop. "Uh oh..." she muttered, "Remember what happened the _last_ time this was possible here?" Citan had already recalled the last time and dropped the controller. "Oh... bugger." "Thaaaaaaaaat's RIGHT, darlings! We have some old friends and a new guest to help you MST this _loverly_ Pokemon lemon!" the familiar disembodied voice chirrped. A plot hole opened up. "You all remember..." a familiar man with short cropped blond hair and blue-gold eyes and a familiar cat-man with tiger fur are thrown through the plot hole, "... your old friends, Hyper and Dak, right?" Hyper got up and dusted himself off, "Hi, doc! You never _did_ tell me why you don't tell Fei about you all being in a game..." he said. "Er, well, I shall tell you later..." Citan said. "But wait, there's more!" An egg-shaped robot made of Blacksteel is hurled through the plot hole. He bounces around for a bit. "This is Orion, and he'll be joining you guys as well, Doc!" Citan's game was shut off as the previews before the fic started. "Today's fic is a little semi-lemon called, 'An Interesting Twist'. Enjoy!" ------------------------------------- Citan: *sigh* Into the abyss again... >Hello and welcome to Poké fun...well all standard disclaimers Citan: *grumble* Poke fun, my ass... Yui: You mean those years you shared a dorm with Sigurd? Citan: *Wide-eyed* YUI! Hyper: TOO MUCH INFO! O.o;; >apply...these ain’t my characters I’m just borrowing them for a while. Citan: And there was much rejoicing. All: Yay. >I tried to do spell check but still don't come complaining to me about the >spelling..enjoy Dak: OK, we'll just complain to everyone _but_ you. >An Interesting Twist Hyper: Isn't that a type of dive? > As Ash lay on the ground looking up at the stars he had thought of Misty >flowing through his mind. Citan: Misty has got the got the funky flow?!? >He shifted hi head to look at her. > "You know Misty’s really not so bad when she’s not yelling", Orion (Ash): But she's really great when she's got the whip- *WA-TAK!* >Ash thought to himself, What’s going on? Why can’t I get Misty out of my >head?" Orion: Shouldn't that be "on his"- All else: NO! >Ash let out a loud sigh and looked to the starless sky again. Dak: But it said... But now it's... but... but... Yui: Logic has no meaning here, remember? Dak: But... >he finally fell asleep after about an hour. Yui: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! > Ash woke late in the next morning. He looked to his hat, where he >normally keep his pokéballs when he slept, Orion: Ouch, that must hurt the Pokemon. Citan: *urk!* Please do not start with this... >and yelled out, "What the hell happened to all of my balls dammit?!" Orion and Yui: *hysterical laughter* Yui: Have you checked between your legs, kid? BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hyper: Doc, you married her _why_? Citan: Well, it is a long story... ^^;; >Ash shot out of his sleeping bag half dressed and begin running around >calling out his pokémon’s names. Dak (Ash): Michael, Janet, Latoya, Tito, Jemaine! Where are you?! > Ash was stopped by a voice from behind calming him by saying, "Relax Ash, >Brock has them down by the creek. Citan (Misty): He's drowning them to put them out of the misery of being in this fic. >They’re just getting from fresh water." Ash recognized the voice’s owner >as Misty and quickly migrated back under sleeping bag releasing the lack of >clothes he had on. Yui: He _released_ them?! *Proceeds to imitate strip tease music* Hyper: Urking already! URKING ALREADY!! Citan: Yui, please stop that! ^^;; "Uh...Misty I’m sorry about that," Ash let out >squeamishly. > "It’s not a problem Ash. It’s not as if I haven’t seen you with less >clothes on before." Orion (Misty): Like that time you were wearing _my_ clothes. You look good in yellow, Ash. > Something click for Ash, Hyper: It's the paparatzi! Run, Ash! Dak: KILL! KILL! REMEMBER THE PRINCESS! *Dak dives at the TV screen, but bounces off* >he stood and walked over to Misty grabbing her arms forcibly, shouting, >"What in hells burning pits are you talking about women! Hyper: There's more than one Misty? Dak (TV announcer): When you got hell's burning pits, use our new hydro-cortizone rash cream, Rash Away! >I’m always clothed when I’m around you!" > "Well," Misty said sheepishly, Citan: No one bleat or there will be death. >"There was that time you were in the hot spring when you though Brock and I >were still at camp. Yui (Misty): But was leaving that guy in the hockey mask with us _REALLY_ necessary?! >I wasn’t at camp I followed you. You were so mad I couldn’t leave you >alone. Hyper (Misty of the past): Does this annoy you? I'm not touching you! >So I followed you but when I caught up I saw you in the hot spring. I >couldn’t help but watch." Yui (Misty; sultry): I like to watch... Citan: Yui! ^^;; Yui (Misty): I even saw that little "interlude" between you and Brock... Hyper and Citan: YUI! *urk!* Yui (Misty): I even- *WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM!* Hyper: *Puts his Crissaegrim mallet away* That's enough! Citan: HEY! She may be a pervert, but she's still my WIFE! *Lunges at Hyper with his sword* Hyper: You think you can take me, Uzuki? *Draws his BAS (Big A** Sword) and dives at Citan. A scuffle ensues* > "So you saw everything? You heard talking about you?" Ash asked slowly >letting go of Misty. > "There wasn’t much you see Orion: Ouch, that's gotta hurt. >you keep your boxers on. Orion: ... oh. Citan: *Takes a short break from the battle* Why on earth would he...? No, never mind, I should not try to find logic here... ~.~;; *Resumes fighting. Yui begins to come to, but Citan doesn't hear her yet...* Yui: *Mutters* Ow, ow, ow... that really hurt, dangit... >And yes I heard you say everything about me. As I recall you said, ‘Why >does Misty have to be such a bitch? Yui: o/~ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,/ I'm a child, I'm a mother... o/~ Citan: Yui, you're all right! *Get blindsighted by Hyper and falls down, temporarily dazed* >And Why do I like....no want her so badly?’ Am I right?" Yui: You're a woman, Misty; of course you're right! ^_^ *Citan stumbles to his seat, rolling his eyes* > "Yes." Ash said lowering his head. Misty placed her index finger under >Ash's chin and raised his head, Hyper: Until it came OFF!! >locking eyes with him. Hyper: ...damn. > "Ash there's no reason to be ashamed. I..." Misty hesitated. Citan: o/~ -am the eggman!/ They are the eggmen!/ I am the walrus!/ Goob goob ga'joob! o/~ Hyper: *Twitches as smoke rises from his ears* Yui: O.o;;; > "What is it, please tell me." Ash encouraged. Dak (Misty): OK. I've always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! Hyper and Orion: *Hum the Monty Python theme* > "I have feeling for you Ash. Don't you see. I don't care about that >stupid bike. Hyper (Misty): My Shatner. Speak. Takes too much. Energy. To care. Orion: o/~ I don't care 'bout that stupid bike/ When I think about you, I touch- o/~ *ZAAAAAP!* Citan: *Puts up a book* Hmm, "Spell Casting for Dummies" still works here. That is good. >It's just an excuse to hid my feeling. Dak: And the numbness in her legs caused her the fall into the raging Tauros stampede, causing every bone in her body to be reduced to the consistency of jelly. <^_^> Hyper and Orion: !! *Edge away from Dak* >Sometimes I try to convince myself that the bike is the reason I follow you >but I can't lie to myself...I love you Ash." Yui (Kunou as Misty): I love you I would date with you... >Misty yearned for Ash's touch. Dak: -of Death. Please say it's Ash's Touch of Death. ^^;; Jasper's voice: Dak, you're starting to scare even me now... Citan and Yui: Who is...? >Misty hugged Ash tightly. Ash back away just enough to touch his lips with >hers. Citan: Then the ailens appeared and nuked them, the end! May I play Alundra now? Male voice: The save... THE SAAAAA- oh wait, wrong game. > Ash backed away from the embrace after several moments and asked quietly, >"What about Brock?" Yui (Ash): I want him to join us and he's not here. *pout* Citan: Yui, don't... >.<;; Hyper: *Checks for his Crissaegrim Mallet* > "What about him?" Misty replied. Orion (Ash): We need him to hold the camera! > "Won't he be back soon?" Dak (Misty): Nah, I shot him and left him for dead an hour ago. > "He shouldn't be, the nearest water is an hour away; and the way I figure >it will take half and hour to collect water and another hour to get back. Citan (Misty): -provided he doesn't fall into my pit of spikes meant for Togepi. >So that's two and a half hours. He only left a half hour ago so we should >be fine." Dak: Then Meteor fell on them and they died, the end. >Ash look to the sleeping bags then to Misty. Misty nodded in agreement. > Brock took a deep breath and unleashed two balls. Hyper: *Smashes Orion's head down with the hilt of his sword* Orion: MMMMPH!!! Yui (Brock as Chef): o/~ Hey, everybody have you seen my balls?/ They're big and salty and round... o/~ Hyper: *sigh* Can't stop 'em all... >He relesed the content with all of his might. Orion: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!! Yui: 10-chi flashbacks... oy. O.o;; >Pikachu and Charmander stand next to him now. He placed the pokéballs back >in to his pants pocket Orion: MMMMM~MMPPPP~~~PPHHHH~~~HHH~HHH!!! *His head pops back up in a surge of hydraulic steam* >and grabbed the straps on his pack. Ho continued Yui: I BEG YOUR PARDON?! Citan: Typo, dear. It is just a typograghical error. Yui: It had _better_ be one or else... *grumble* >down the path that he had been following. Hyper: o/~ Follow the yellow brick road!/ Follow the yellow brick road! o/~ > "Wow," Brock said looking over the horizon, "what a beautiful day, Citan: o/~ Sunny day,/ Chasin' the... Bulbasaur away... o/~ Hyper: What's with the anti-Bulbasaur comments, doc? Citan: I would rather not say... >.< >and it didn't take me as long as I thought it would to get to the water." >Brocl Hyper: o/~ She's choppin' Brocl-i!/ Choppin' Brocl-i! o/~ >looked back then continued onward. When he reached the water with Pikachu >and Charmander he called the rest of the pokémon, Yui: -names unfit for children's television... >unpacked his gear, then they all began getting the water. Citan and Dak: But it was poisoned and they all died from drinking it, the end! ^^ > "C'mon you guys we need this for the trail ahead, it's a long one," Dak: Going Down the Dirt Road? *WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM!* Hyper: None of that, now. >Brock paused, listened then continued, "You guys stay right here and >coninue Orion: How DARE you coni that Nue like that?!? Citan: Where is a rimshot when you need one? >getting the water. I think I heard something." Yui: Brock heard a Who? >Brock hurried off in to the woods after several hundred yards he saw Dak: James' mangled body! >Jesse cring over James' mangled body. Dak: HEY!! >If you could call what's left of his a body. Yui: I pray Jesse's not into necrophillia... > Brock walked over to Jesse and pleced his hand on her shoulder saying >lowly, "Are you alright?" Jesse buried her head in to Brock's chest >sobbing uncontrolablly. Citan (Jack Van Burace as Jesse): They cancelled Blue's Clues! *sob!* Dak: ...Is it just me, or is that the most obscure thing ever said? >Brock pick her up and carried her a few hundred feet away from James's >body. > "What happened to him?" Brock asked. Citan: PMS. *Gets whacked in the head with Yui's broom* > "He was attacked by a bear." Jesse began to sob harder. > "And what about Meowth?" Dak: PLEEEEEASE say he's dead, and violently, too... Hyper: But Meowth's a cat, like you! Dak: *Raises an eyebrow* > "First the bear ripped his head off, then...then." Jesse was cring so >hard now the jerking of her Orion: -hand- *WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM...PANCAKE!!* Dak: *twitch* >sob forced her and Brock to the ground. Jesse lay beside Brock. Citan: Then, Jesse explode! >Brock looked over to Jesse and kissed he Hyper: Tonight on Springer: Transexuals who keep their female names and the eyeless men who love them. >lightly one the forhead. Orion: And one for the heaMMMPH! Dak: ............ >Jesse rolled on top of Brock and began Citan and Dak: -to beat him mercilessly! ... hey! Orion and Yui: *Fall over laughing* >kissing down his body. She unzipped his pants and slightly pulled them >down. Yui: Only _slightly_? It appears Brock doesn't quite have a "rock..." Citan and Hyper: *urk!* YUI! > Misty took another bite of the banana she had been eating. *Orion cringes* Citan: Serves you right for having a dirty mind. > "I wonder where Brock is? It's been three hours." Ash inquired. Yui (Misty): We need him to start the orgy! Hyper: GYAHH!! *Falls to the ground* ... flashback... > "Well it doesn't matter to me. We could always do that again." Dak: (Ash) What, inquire? Orion: (Misty) No, Ash, F--k! Male voice: Bubble Lead! Female voice: Bolt! *BLU-KONG!*ZAAAAAAAAP!* Orion: Owww! Both voices: No "F"! >Misty said looking to the sleeping bag ridden with their sweat, among other >things. Citan: *urk!* Easy, stomach... > "I thinks we should go find Brock. It's not like hime to Citan: *In disbelief* He's a _PRINCESS_?!? >be late like this," Ash said standing. Hyper: _Brock_, on the other hand, is always late. > "Calm down Ash. He probably just say some girl and followed her or >something like that." Dak: "Some girl." *Follows his words around* Hey, this is pretty fun! > "Yeah. I guess your right. If he's not back tomarrow then we're going to >find him. OK?" Hyper: o/~ The sun'll come out... tomarrow... o/~ > "OK." Ash and Misty fell asleep in each others arms...So did Brock and >Jesse.. Orion: No... no.. can't get the... mental image.... EEEYAA! *Head explodes in a shower of sparks* Dak: *Still following his words, but gets blown up* Ow... > The next morning Brock arose releasing what he had done. Citan: Well, that is normal for a boy his age, releasing in the morning... >With a member of Team Rocket none the less. He quickly went to pokémon he >had left the day before. Dak (Brock): I hope I didn't miss a new episode! *An SD Eric Idle appears, screws a new head on Orion, and runs from Chibi* > "I better get back. Hyper: o/~ Baby got back... o/~ >Ash and Misty would be worried," Brock said hurring to the pond. Yui (Brock): Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee... >Brock walked out from behind a few trees and saw all of the pokémon >sleeping Citan: *Darkly* At least... they _seemed_ to be asleep. AHAHAHA! HAHA! AHAHAHAHA!! >where he had left them with all the water jugs full. Orion: ...and a black-cloaked man standing by them. Hyper (man): I am Grahf, seeker of Pokemon. Wouldst thou possibly have a level 39 Ditto for a level 36 Starmie? >He called back all of the pokémon except a few to help him carry the water >back. All (Random Pokemon): UNFAIR! UNFAIR! Citan (Pikachu): The labor laws apply to rats too, you know! > "Ash! Ash! Dak (Misty): We all fall down! >Wake up! Brock didn't come back last night. Hyper (Ash): He didn't? THANK THE GODS! >What if something happened to him?" Misty shouted while shaking Ash >violently. Citan: Say, Misty is a British nanny! > Ash woke and placed a hand on Misty's saying softly, Dak: (Ash/Tom Green) My bum is on the Misty, bum is on the Misty! Look at me, my bum is on the Misty! >"Don't worry, I'm sure he's fine. But lets go find him anyway." Ash and >Misty quickly packed up camp and ran off to find Brock. > Brock walked quikly down the trail, stopping suddenly. Citan: (Brock) The hell's this brown rabbit doing here? > "Everyone stop and wait here," Brock said lowly, "I herd something.. Dak: (Brock) And that something is... Miak. Hyper: Obscure! >WHO'S THERE!?" Yui (person): There are some who call me... TIM! Dak and Hyper: *Imitate sudden trumpet flare* > "Brock," a soft and low voice let out from behind a bush, Orion: Well, we know it's a female now... *WHAM!* Yui: BAKA! >"How could you just leave like that? After last night?" Yui (Jesse): You need to pay for my dry-cleaning, Mr. No Stamina. > "Oh..uh..Hi Jesse. I have to get back to Ash and Misty. They'll be >worried and we really need this water," Dak: (Brock) Y'see, Misty's water broke and we need a replacement. Citan: I doubt that is possible, seeing as she does not seem to have hit puberty yet. Dak: Does that stop hundreds of lemon writers? >Brock said sheepishly. Dak, Hyper, and Orion: *Bleat mercilessly at Citan and Yui* > "Well I'm coming with you." > "Umm..I guess you can come." Orion and Yui: I thought she did that last night- HEY! > "You guess..No, no, hunny. I'm going with you" Hyper (Winnie the Pooh): Oh dear! There's no more hunny... > Brock hesitated then said, "OK" > Misty ran down the trail with Ash close behind carrying all of the gear. Hyper (Ash): Christ... who had to make... Weltall... so... HEAVY! Citan: Don't scratch the Heimdal... > "C'mon Ash your falling behind." > "Well Misty, it would help if you carry some of the gear too." Citan (Ash): You carry Seibzehn. > "Oh quit you whining" Hyper (Whining): But why? We Whinings are just like people! Orion: *Looks up* How much more of this drivel? Male voice: Just a page! Orion: Sweet! > Ash stopped dead in his track, Citan: Huzzah! There cannot be any more Pokemon without the main character! ^_^ >"I can't even think of why I ever liked you Misty. Let alone do that nasty >thing to you. Dak (Ash): I mean, cutting off your head like that... How can you still even _talk_ now?! >It makes me shudder everytime I think about it." Orion: (Ash) What with all the pushing, the thumping, having to stop every three seconds to rub lubrication on... > "It's just like you Ash. You just used me didn't you." Citan (Misty): I am mad at you. You dirty bastard. I hate you. Dak: Now everyone... Watch closely... *Dak focuses* Dak: (Steve Austin) If you think Austin 3:16 says I just kicked your ass, give me a hell yeah! > "Hell yeah All: *clap*clap*clap* >I did you dirty slut. I never want to see you again." Misty walked up to >Ash and kicked him right in the jewels. All males: *Cross their legs or otherwise protect their "special areas"* O.O;;; >Ash colapsed on the ground almost crying. > "Then I follow you just for the bike then!" > "Fine!" Orion: Shouldn't Ash be screaming in pain? If I just had been kicked in the *ding!* I'd be screaming, not saying fine. > "Fine! Now lets go find Brock." > Brock walked slowly down the trail Jesse close behind, who had an eye on >the pokémon. Orion: -s' butts. *WHAM!* Yui (Jesse): Damn, Pikachu's hot. *WHAM!* Dak: It's a sad day when the MSTers are more hentai then the hentai MSTed. > "What was that?" Brock asked looking to the woods then to Jesse, "So it >was all a trick just to get the pokémon Orion (Brock): -in bed? Yui (Jesse): I can't help it if Squirtle has a hot ass! *Normal* Double whammy on that one. Dak and Hyper: *URK!* Citan: Oh gods... *Takes out at paper bag and throws up into it* >eh James? > "That's right Brock. How could you think that dummy was me. Hyper: Too easy. Citan: *Weakly* You want them alphabetically or chronologically? >And as for Meowth he would of ran away at the first sight of a bear." >Meowth smack James in the back of the head. Yui: That's not gonna do any damage, Meowth. You gotta use the _sword_ next time. Hyper: Or a big mallet. *Pulls a 500-megaton mallet out and slams it on the TV... only to have the mallet shatter* Damn! Citan, what is that thing made of? Citan: 100% Instant Plot Device, why do you ask? > "That's right. Me, Jesse and James here are going to steal all of your >pretty little pokémon." Hyper (Meowth): And your little Growlithe Toto too! > "I don't think so!" Ash shouted from the top of a hill, "PIKACHU THUNDER >SHOCK!" *A Pokeball falls onto Hyper's head* Citan: No more Pokemon... Hyper: GAH! Huh? *Opens it, and a donut pops out* Ooo! *Grabs and eats* Orion: That was pointless. >Pikachu ran up and zapped Team rocket to some far off place. Hyper, Yui, and Orion (Team Rocket): Looks like Team Shock Fodder's blasting off agaaaaii~iin... *pling!* Rudy's voice: So _that's_ where they came from! Lucca's voice: James, my love, HOLD ME! ^_^-<3 James's voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP!! > "So Ash, Misty what did you do all night?" Brock asked as they continued >you with their journey. Yui (Ash; little kid): Oh, we finger-painted and ate Play-Doh and... > "Oh nothing much, right Misty" > "Yeah...nothing much. What about you Brock?" > "Long story...but it does have an interesting twist." Citan: *Holds up a 3* Dak: *a 4* Yui: *a 1* Orion: *a 4* Hyper: *a 10* Dak: A ten?!? Hyper: No lemon scenes. >END >We are samurai...The keyboard cowboys. Citan: *Horribly off-key* o/~ I'm a cowboy.../ On a stee~l horse I ride!/ I'm wanted.../ Dead or alive... o/~ > Infinite Darkness Dak: No, THIS is Infinite Darkness. *Engulfs the room with the Void* That's just a stupid logo. Hyper: Uhhh... What's going on here? Who's touching my leg?!? Xelloss: Sore wa, himitsu desu. ^_^ All: AAAHHH!! How'd he get here?!? Rini's voice: Jaaack! You shot the wrong one off!! Jack's voice: We still got rid of Xelloss! Rini's voice: Good point. >_-_-------->--))<----------_-_ >Requests, comments. send them my way. I'll pretty much do anything. Dak: Anything, huh? Heheh...heh... BWAHAHIHAHAHYAHAHIHAA!! All: *Cover their ears, and cringe* Hyper: Now that's an annoying laugh... Dak: ... shut up. >kernalpinky@hotmail.com *Billy pops in* Billy: Hmm... If Vulpix Fire Spins him, will he pop? *Orion looks down and sees a doujinshi on the floor in front of him. He picks it up and begins to read it...* -------------------------------------------------------- [Citan's House] "What brings you by, Billy?" Yui asked. Billy suddenly looked very uncomfortable. "Er, I kinda lost a, um, sample of my work over here. I was wondering if you've, eheh, seen it..." he said haltingly. Orion was still reading the doujinshi. He was doing the robot equivalent of grinning like an idiot. Dak yanked the doujinshi out of Orion's grasp. /What's so amusing about.../ he thought as he opened the doujinshi. He took one look at it and... "Yeow, mama! Where'd you find this thing, Orion?!" he cried, half-surprised and half-jubilent. "On the floor, now GIMME!" Orion reached for the doujinshi. Orion's attempt at reclaiming it failed, for Hyper had to take a look at what his friends were talking about. "A Celine/Rena yuri doujinshi? Dude!" Hyper said as he took a look at the thing. "Very... accurate, I must say." Billy turned several shades of red as Yui and Citan looked at his strangely. "Eheh, unless you're gonna pay me for that, do you mind giving that back?" he said, looking like he just wanted the ground to open up underneath him and swallow him whole. Hyper looked up from the doujinshi and asked Billy, "Say, aren't you supposed to be a priest? How would _you_ know about this stuff?" "Uh, er, that is a secret! So, er, just either pay or give it back, OK?!" Billy quickly said. Hyper, Dak, and Orion looked at each other for a moment, then tossed money at Billy. Hyper handed the doujinshi to Dak (who promptly got into a scuffle with Orion for the thing) and turned to Citan. "By the way, you still haven't told me why you haven't told Fei about the game thing..." Billy, happy for a distraction, picked up the money and fled the house. Citan began, "Well, it is like this..." ------------------------------------------------ THE REAL END E-mail comments to Chibi at: lilka@senshi.net E-mail comments to Hyperonius at: Mako Orb@aol.com Please e-mail? We'll be your friends... ^^;; > "First the bear ripped his head off, then...then." Hyper: Thank you, and GOODNIGHT! Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan Chibi's own site. Beware the Temporary Portal, er, Picture of the Week; it can lead you to strange things... > "Calm down Ash. He probably just say some girl and followed her or >something like that."