"Leave it to... LAMMI!" -Lammi, "UmJammer Lammi" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is still owned by the ever-lovable Dr. Thinker. As always, no offense or bad stuff is intended with this MSTing. No Holmcrosses were harmed in the production of this MSTing. You're still reading this, eh? Well, time to SING! o/~ Hiroi umi wa, kakemegaru kaze no youni- o/~ *WHAM!* ... owie... Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) *Hugs SD Locke plushie* Er, yeah, still goin' through FF6. Edgar is still quite THE Man, Celes is still THE Woman, and Locke... Locke's cute, dammit! *Hugs plushie tighter* (SD Locke "plushie": help! ^^;;) With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Xelloss) And they'll slowly lose their minds! ^_^ (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (Sailor Moon bad!) Ramza! (.................) Lucca! (I'm BRILLIANT! ^_^) Charlotte! (Time to die! ^_^) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho') in a previously-unseen room] *Rudy follows Zel around the game room, pleading with him to do something* Zelgadiss: For the last time, leave me alone or help me find that copy of Star Ocean 2. Rudy: Oh, come on, can't you just teach me that one little spell? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase? I wanna learn that levitation thing! ^^;; Zelgadiss: _No_. Any time now that insane woman might figure out how to send me back and I don't want to miss that opportunity! Rudy: What's so great about your world? You have to be surrounded by utter chaos while you desperately cling to what's left of your dignity, you have to put up with Lina's temper and greed, Gourry's... denseness, and Amelia's Justice Speeches (TM)! Zelgadiss: ............ there still could be a way to break this curse... Rudy: Is that all? I can fix that! *Summons bucket of water and...* *SPLASH!* Zel-chan: *Now human, but...* ... I'm a _girl_ now. Rudy: Eheh... oopsie, wrong bucket. ^^;; Zel-chan: You have three seconds to get out of my sight before I behave like Lina. Three... *Rudy runs away* Two... One... *Tries to give chase, but since he's not used to the change in his center of gravity, he falls on his face. To the audience* Go to commercial. _Now_. ---------------------- Announcer: New on OC!P TV, the baddest judge _EVER_ is now on the air! You think Judge Judy and Judge Mills Lane are tough on people? You haven't seen... *Gaav in judge's robes sitting at the bench appears. Valgaav in a bailiff's uniform stands nearby* Judge Gaav! Gaav: I don't #^@*)&##@(& care _IF_ he did it or not, the fruit has to pay the full price for the funeral costs for most of the Gold Dragons! Xelloss: WHAT?!? *ahem!* I mean, excuse me? ^_^;;; Filia: Ha! Take _that_, Xelloss! *Victory sign* ^_^V Announcer: Judge Gaav: Weekdays at 3:00 on OC!P TV, a part of the WTF? Network. Remember, if it's hella weird, think WTF?! ---------------------------------------------------------- *The bridge* Lucca: Now _that_ is #@(#&ed up. *Rudy runs past, followed by a still PO'ed Zel-chan* Correction: _THAT'S_ #&@&ed up. Jack: Does this make your invention the "Bi_shoujo_ To Go"? *snicker* ^^ Lucca: Jack, bite me. Jack: Nah, you're too young for me... Lucca: *Facefault* _Excuse_ me?! O.o;; Jack: What? Didn't it ever occur to you that I usually don't make the innuendos because I'm taking the high road and not because I don't know much about it? Lucca: ... oh, right. It's still weird to hear it coming from you. O.o;; *The red button flashes* The Fancy Lads are callin'. *Pushes the button* [Evil Central] B-ko: That's "Fancy _Ladies_" to _you_. Marle: Yeah! There aren't any men around here! Xelloss: *ahem!* What about me? ^_^;; Dycedarg: And me? Marle: What about you two? [SOL] Lucca: So, there gonna be an Invention Exchange today? ^_^ *Rudy runs past the other way, followed by Flare Arrows and the still PO'ed Zel-chan* [E.C.] All: *sweatdrop* ................ Xelloss: Was that lovely lady Zelgadiss, or was I seeing things? ^_^;; [SOL] Lucca: From what we know, yes, that's Zel. So... Invention Exchange? [E.C.] B-ko: Well... I had something, but _SOMEONE_ *Glares at Xelloss* thought it'd be funny to rewire it and it exploded. Well, anyway, your story today is the next part of "Messila's Journey". Have fun, darlings... *Presses the "send" button* [SOL] Jack: There's _MORE_?! *The lights flash and klaxons go off* Lucca: Apparently, because WE HAVE THINKER SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Col. Fussenpepper! After declining flying lessons, you move on. Door 4: It's Wally the Suicidal Hamster! You run before he can say "Pwee!" Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: There is an IOU for a door. You walk on by. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Charlotte, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* *Rudy appears to be badly hurt* Lucca: Uh... you going to be OK? Rudy: *shrugs* I've survived worse. >Before we begin, I forget to add something to Part 8. Jack: A new transmission? ^^ Hanpan: *mutters* stupid, stupid, stupid... >NEW POKEMON: >TIRIKAS: THE ELEPHANT POKEMON. A Pyshic/Rock/Grass Pokemon. About >the size of Charizard and twice the weight of a Charizard, Onix >and Blastortie combined. Charlotte: Blastortie, the hidden evolution of Squirtle! >Messila Journey's >Part 9 - Rocket Trick Rudy: If this centers around Jessie pulling a rabbit out of a hat, I'm leaving. >------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: OOO! Light the fuse! Light the fuse! ^_^-<3 >Finally, after a total of 6 weeks, Messila have caught about a >total of 15 pokemon. Lucca: But oddly enough, they were all Magikarps. Jack (Messila; ala Phoney Bone): WHY, FATE? WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL TO ME, YOUR FAVORITE DAUGHTER?! >The Pokedex told Messila that she is a >novice, but a normal one. Rudy: Feh, that's like saying Chibi's a lunatic, but a normal one. Voice: Do not make me show you my findings from a search of Japanese Wild ARMs sites, boy... >Messila remark, "I bet my cousin, Ash Ketchum only have 7 to 9 >Pokemons. Charlotte: Which allow 6-8 weeks for delivery! ^^ >Even if he gets a far as Fushia City, Japan. Ramza (Messila): 'Cause that's where he dies and is reborn the priest of Zelas, the Greater Beast. ^_^ Xelloss's voice: Now which one of these is the "Zap" button... *A giant pink bunny falls on Ramza* Uh... good enough. ^_^;; Rudy: Fear a little competition, Xelloss? Xelloss's voice: Sore wa, himitsu desu. ^_^; >Anywhy, I >think a caught the most of the normal Pokemons that live around >here. We can head into the town, now." >"Sure! There's a sign there!" Charlotte: o/~ I saw the si~gn/ And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign... o/~ >shouted Iris. "Two signs, if you >want to be extact." Jack (Iris): What "extact" is, I don't know, but... >"Sign 1 reads: Rudy: Do Not Destroy This Sign! Bats Bring Danger! Turn Back Now! >LEFT ARROW - Follow the red arrows sign to reach >PEARL BAY HARBOR ARMY BASE. >Sign 2 reads: Jack: Don't litter! Please dispose of all trash and golems properly. >RIGHT ARROW - Follow the orange to go to PEARL BAY >TOWN." remark Jenny. Lucca (Zoologist): We must find and re-tag the long-lost Jenny to track her migrational patterns... >"Does the sign say where the Gym is?" ask Messila. >"No, replied." Iris. "But I think it's the ARMY BASE." >"Why?" ask Jenny. Charlotte (Jenny): -can't we cause mass destruction? >"He's the brother to Lt. Surge. He might be in the army." >answered Iris. >"He can be just a normal joe, I don't mean the G.I kind." >remarked Jenny. *rimshot* Rudy: The _fic_ got a rimshot? This can't be a good sign... >"Do do go Serena and Raye on me!" shouted Messila. Ramza (Messila): Unless it's Serena and Raye in a _lemon_- Rudy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Hops onto Lucca's lap and holds onto her _very_ tightly* NO SAILOR MOON LEMON! SAILOR MOON BAD!! Lucca: *Coyly* Gosh, I never knew you cared, Rudy. *Flutters her eyelids at him* Rudy: *Ignores her completely; whimpers* Sailor Moon bad... >"Huh?" Jenny and Iris remarked. >"We ask Nurse Joy about it. Let's follow the orange arrows." Ramza: But they got hit with the orange arrows and _died_, the end. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Ramza: *Ducks* I thought we got _rid_ of those Pikachus! >The follow the orange arrows and reach the Pearl Bay Town Area. >No Pokemon Mart. No Pokemon Center. Not even a Pokemon Gym >Nothing. Jack ("Wheel of Fish" host): ABSORUTRY NATHING! You... So... STUPID!! Lucca: Rudy, there is no Sailor Moon here. You can calm down, OK? Rudy: ... r-really? *Chibi Usa materializes before everyone as Charlotte vanishes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Has Lucca in a deathgrip* Lucca: THAT'S NOT @#@()&# FUNNY, CHIBI! Chibi Usa: Wha'd I do? Lucca: Not you, the voice! Chibi Usa: Huh? >"What going on here?" ask Iris. Chibi Usa: That's what I'd like to know! >"Humans were beging threat by a Nukausuars." replied a white cat >creature. Chibi Usa: Artemis? What are you doing there? >"Who are you?" ask Messila. Jack (Cat creature): I am the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight! Ramza (Cat creature): I am your DEATH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Chibi Usa: *Anime sweatdrop* Huh? Lucca: We make fun of stuff like this to keep our sanity. Chibi Usa: Then what's with him? Lucca: Er... Rudy here's usually more composed, but there was this incident that causes him to fear the Sailor Senshi... Chibi Usa: Oh... >"Ask your Pokedex!" replied the cat. >As soon as Messila open her Pokedex, it computed. Jack (Messila): ACK! It brought up a 10 O'Clock lemon! O.o;; Kumiko's voice: Don't even _joke_ about that, Jack! >[MEOWTH: THE CAT POKEMON. RUMOR HAS IT THAT HIS MOUTH AND HIS >NOSE ARE COMBINED, UNTIL IT EVLOVES INTO PERSIAN. *All look at Ramza* Ramza: What? >MOST TRAINERS >HAS AS AT LEAST TWO MEOWTH BY THEIR SIDE TO TURN THE ONE WORD >LANGUGES OF OTHER POKEMON.] Chibi Usa: Uh... "I am Pretty Soldier Sailor Raftina, and on behalf of love, I will smite your ass with a Valkyrie spell"? Rudy: *chuckle* ^^;; >"Excuse, Pokedex, but what is a Nukausuars" Jack: If it's an evil version of Nuku Nuku... >The Pokedex buzzed like crazy. Ramza: Then, machine explode. >[NUKAUSAURS: A MYTHICAL CREATURE THAT HAS A HEAD OF BLASTORTIE, >THE BODY OF A VENUSAURS, AND THE TAIL OF CHARAMBER. Lucca: Ladies and gentlemen, the results of letting your Pokemon have an orgy. Jack: Ugh, LUCCA! >.<;; Chibi Usa: What's an orgy? >RUMOR TO BE >THE MOST POWER POKEMON. HATES RADITIONS FROM ARMY BASES.] >"Sounds like this creature is a 'Godzilla' of the Pokemon world." >remark Jenny. Ramza: Woo hoo! Now we get to see them get SQUISHED! ^_^ Chibi Usa: ... you people are crazy. Rudy: You just figured that out _now_? ^^;;; >"New or old?" ask Iris. >"That fat ugly old one." replied Jenny. >"Excuse, but do you work for Team Rocket?" ask Messila. Chibi Usa (Meowth): No, but I've always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! *Hums the Lumberjack Song* Rudy: *snicker* OK, maybe she's not so bad... ^^;; >"Nope. This Meowth hates those bad guys" said the Mewowth. Jack: Hey, it evolved into a never-before-seen form! ^^ >"I >reallly hate them. I'm hope you don't mind me join you." Lucca: Playing the part of Messila is a standard RPG main character. Ramza (Messila as an RPG main character): ................... >"Sure! In a Pokeball or not?" ask Messila. >"It's the same either way." stated Meowth. "Not the same." Chibi Usa: ... and there goes the Logic Train right past its station. >"GO POKEBALL!" said Messila. A red light pick up Meowth and drag >it into the red and white metal ball. >-------------------------------------------------------- Chibi Usa: Look! It's Bob's Paperclip Chain attack! Rudy: That's... very, very obscure. Chibi Usa: ^_^ >They quickly make the way back to the sign. Rudy (sign): Hold Courage in the right hand, Love in the left hand, and let Hope dwell within... >They run up the red >path up and down and thought tunnels. Jack: Then they met the fraggles! o/~ Dance your cares away;/ Worry's for another day~~!/ Let the music play/ Down in Fraggle Rock! o/~ Chibi Usa: ... the heck is a fraggle? >They site was busy. Lucca: Like RPGamer? All else: *sweatdrop* ................ >They >come up right behind a office building with a P writen on it. Ramza: *Ducks* The Pikachus are back! >The >run into. Just as the last person enter, a metal door shut down >behind the door. Jack: Brought to you by- All: The Department of Redundancy Department! >----------------------------------------------------------------- >The only thing inside was a four solid metal walls. Ramza: Then the spikes popped out of the walls... >"This must be a trap by Team Rocket!" >[CHECKING FOR RADITION POSION] Chibi Usa: Fishies! ^_^ Jack: Uh... huh? >"Radition Posion? Where? On us?" ask Messila. Rudy: *Sarcastic* No, in the rain or in the snow. *Long pause* Oh dear Guardians, did I just make a Parappa ref?! O.o;; >[RADITION POSTION -- DISCOVER USING RADITION REMOVE GAS] >A strange gas appear. Jack: They shouldn't have pulled Messila's finger, now should they? >"Jenny! Iris? Where are you guys?" ask Messila. >"We right here!" replied Jenny and Iris at the same time. >[DONE - OPEN THE DOOR TO THE POKEMON CENTER] Lucca: Advance level 3! Go! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Chibi Usa: Uh... A side view of the "Venus Love Me Chain"? >"Yo. What up?" ask Tonya. Rudy (Messila): Birds, the sky, clouds... Ramza: Cloud?! DIE!! >"You don't know?" replied Messila. "Why gives?" >"I'm lost my way to the Gym. So I'm can't give any help." Jack (Tanya, Tonya, whatever the name is...): I can give you this shrubbery, tho'. All else: Ni! Ni! Ni! >"The Gym is under the Army Based. Rumor has that they keep there >warhares under 20 leagues under sea near that town, but some how >later, a giant radition has spread threat. Rumor has it, it was a >Nukausaurs." Chibi Usa: Oh, the giant evil clone of Nuku Nuku? >"Hey! Are you, Messila." ask a boy about four time the size of >herself. Jack: His name is... DINKY! *All wait for a response from Kumiko over the P.A.; nothing happens* *shrug* Guess she stopped listening in. >"Hey! You must be Lt. Surge's brother!" >"I'm Jack Surge, Pokemon Gym Leader! My pokeballs was stolen. The >only clue is that threat by Team Rocket!" Jack: o/~ We are looking for Blue's Clues, we are looking for Blues's Clues... o/~ >"TEAM ROCKET! Let me have it." Messila stated. >"Sure. He you go!" said Jack as happen a piece of red paper with >black marker righting. Rudy: Not to mention marker lefting. >Messila read the note out loud "John Surge. We have your >Pokeballs. We have Nukuasuars at our use. If you want to see your >Pokeballs back, give us, Chibi Usa: -A SHRUBBERY! All: Ni! Ni! Ni! >a Scthyer." >"If they have a Nukausuars were are in BIG TROUBLE." Lucca (Messila): It's so big it has to be CAPITALIZED! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Ramza: Looks like Chibi's still upset about that incident with Pokespace; she's sent out the Pikachus again... >Unknown to Messila and her friends. Deep underground, two people >wearing white radition uniforms. Jack: *gasp!* They've snuck into the Five Intel Cids' hideout! >"To protect the universe from drestution." shouted a male voice Rudy: *Mockingly* And to legalize pros- *WHAM!* Lucca: _NO_. >"To unite all people with our nation!" shouted a female voice >"To annouce the evils of truth and love!" shouted a male voice. Jack: *Darkly* Which is... SNORING! >"Rinki!" shouted the female, who was Rinki Jack: o/~ Rinki, dinky, dinkady do,/ I've got another puzzle for you... o/~ >"Roland!" shouted the male voice, who was Roland. >"Team Rocket, blast off!" shouted Rinki. Ramza: -and EXPLODE! >"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" shouted Roland. >"So who's our robotical 'Godizzila' working out?" ask Meowth. Chibi Usa: Robot? I thought Godzilla was a guy in a rubber suit... >"Just as solid as Metal Gear." replied Roland. Lucca: *Falls out of her chair* Puns... painful... ow. >"Oh, my the way, who are your cousin?" ask Meowth. >"Jessie and James." replied Roland. All: *Anime sweatdrop* .................. >"You tell me that other. I'm want to know which on." >"Jessie is mine cousin." replied Roland. "And James is hers." Jack: And o/~ I am you and you are me and we are three and we all live to-ge-ther! o/~ >"Correct as usuals." said Rinki. "Now. Let's tell our readers >about this trick." Chibi Usa: Great, it's one of those specials that reveal magician's tricks again... >"It's simple was a pie. Ramza: Uh... "I feel asleep"? >Get a used car. Ask one of a members to >fix that can. Steal the metal from a Machine Shop. Lucca (Roland): Then have Leon use his MAD ALCHEMY SKILLZ to turn it into Sage's Stone... >Then we use >steal paints from a another shop. Then we ask our metal working >to make 3 items, the head of Blastortie, the body of Venusuars, >and the tail of Charamander, Chibi Usa (Roland): Eye of Newt, Foot of Frog... >then we cover the car with the body >part. Then Rinki uses the key to drive the monster, and I'm make >the voice of Nukusaurs." stated Roland. Rudy: "When Bad Dub Jobs Attack!", next on Messila's Journey! >"I'm heard noises." shouted Rinki. "Let's get inside Nukusaur!" >"Good item!" shouted Roland. Rudy: Sheriff's Star? Ramza: Angel Rings? Chibi Usa: No, the Ginzuishou! >----------------------------------------------------------- >"I heard something familar down this path." Rini's voice: *Over the P.A.* o/~ Into the woods, we're on our way/ The path is straight, we'll never stray... o/~ *Pause* Hey, guys, why can't I get in the theater? You got a guest in there? Ramza: Yeah, we do, Rini! Don't worry, the fic's halfway done! Rini's voice: Oh, OK! >"NUKUSAUR!" shouted a weird creature about the size of car. >[NOT A POKEMON] replied Messila's Pokedex. >Messila shouted: "It's must be Team Rocket's trick!" Chibi Usa: Silly Team Rocket, tricks are for kids! >A familar valley girl voice is here. "Lucky guess! Let's get her, >Roland!" >"Right, Rinki!" replied. "Go! Starmie!" Jack: Bryann's a member of Team Rocket? >"Go! Seaking!" commanded Roland >A fish pokemon with a long horn (SEAKING) and a purple double >star-fish (STORMIE). All: *blink*blink* Lucca: The first, correct one was a typo?! Ramza: A winner is him! >"Go! Pikachu!" shouted Messila >"Seaking! Horn Dill!" commanded Roland. Jack: EXTREME... "10-CHI RETURNS"... FLASHBACK... ACTION! Kumiko's voice: *growl* I _told_ you _NOT_ to bring that up again! *ZAAAAAAAAAP!* Jack: *Singed* That hurt, you know. Rudy: Sheesh, can _anybody_ hurt us over the P.A.?! Voice: Pretty much. The zap's just the default, tho'. >"Stormie! Tackle!" command Rinki. >"Pikachu! Thunder Shock!" shouted Messila Pikachu: Pika! *ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* >A long group of thunder shock both Seaking and Stormie. >"Team is the blast off again!" shouted Roland and Rinki >"Does any know who to drive?" ask Messila. Ramza: No, but the truck have started to move. >Both Jenny and Iris said "no." Pikachu: Pika pi! >----------------------------------------------------------- All: GAH! *Duck* >The people were shocked to discover the fake Nukusaur. But the >most shocked was Jack Surge, because it was his car and under the >seat was his belt of 4 Pokemon each. Ramza: This job a gift from God! This's is the way! >"Great work!" Jack said. "He's a map to the Gym! It's starts at >the Pokemon center. I'm sending my army to do some radition >cleaning up. " Lucca: Tsk, that's what happens after you hold an... *Jack glares at her* Er, never mind. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: o/~ Follow the black dash road... o/~ >After a night rest at the Pokemon Center. They saw Tranus near >the Gym enter. Chibi Usa: -right next to the save point and the items cart. Rudy: Don't be silly. Pokemon doesn't have save points; you can save anywhere at any time. >"Took me a way. I'm hope you get grass Pokemon or flying Pokemon >to grounds Commander's thunder Pokemon." said Tranus. "I'm be >writing for you at the NEXT OFFICIAL GAME! GOOD LUCK!" Ramza (Tranus): THANK YOU FOR PLAYERS! >The Gym was a Map Room similar to one you might find in our >favorite "spy movies" or "television shows." Jack: -or "video games" or "spackle" or... >"Greetings. One on One!" commanded Jack >"Go! Pikachu!" >"Go! Meowth!" >Meowth appear. Chibi Usa: But what about Pikachu? Rudy: Just don't think about it, OK? >Jack command Pikachu to Jack: -use the Pika Pi attack! >shock Meowth, whicn missed the cat by a >few inches. Lucca (Chelsea Torn as Pikachu): Oh PHOOOEY! >"You have to kiss him now!" shouted Messila. Ramza: I thought Ash- *WHAMMO!*WHACK!*WA-TAK!*twinkle-BOOM!* All else: NO! >Jack laugh as he told his Pikachu to body slam. >"Tackle!" shouted Messila. >Meowth run out and toss his body right on top of Pikachu. Lucca: Should Chibi be watching this? O.o;; Chibi Usa: Huh? I don't get it... >"Growl!" shouted Jack. >Pikachu's Growl misses Meowth by a ear. >"Meowth! Bite him!" Messia shouted. >Meowth bite Pikachu were it hurt -- It's tail! Jack: Meowth _is_ Marv Albert! Rudy: Either that or the Pokemon equivalent of Xelloss. >"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC >CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" the creature cried. Ramza: Is that even possible to say in one breath?! O.o;; Lucca: Must... not... say it... Must... not... get mental... image... O.o;; >"Meowth! Finish him!" replied Messila. >Meowth slams his caws into the body from Pikachu. Rudy: Yep, a Pokemon Xelloss... >Suddenly Pikachu dissappear! Lucca: -much to the delight of one Doctor Citan Uzuki. >To said, Jack was shocked was a >understandment. Jack: Yeah, I was bitched at first, _then_ shocked. Rudy: *sweatdrop* I don't think it's talking about you, Jack. Jack: ... oh. >"I'm going to kill my brother!" shouted Jack. "He said his >Pikachu was at LV. 198. >"What?" ask Meowth. "That can't be. At level 120, if it fights in >the wild, he becomes a Raichu, if he has not evolved yet." Chibi Usa: Is that true, or did he just pull that out of his ass? *All else shrug* >"I'm don't know. Lucky, I'm have another one." said Jack. >"Let's go!" shouted Messila. Lucca (English teacher): And here, class, we _think_ we have an example of "non-sequitor"... All else (students): O~oh... >"He's something. Take it! Good luck!" said Jack give Messila, a >item. It was a Pikachu using it's thunder attack. "The Shocker >Badge!" Lucca: Bzzt! *Rudy ducks under a seat* Heheheheh, *To the audience* thought we forgot about that little gag a long time ago, hmm? ^_^ >"4 badges and 5 more badges to go!" remark Messila. >"Let's follow the map back to the Pokecenter and heal your >Pokemon and let's get back on track." Voice: Must... resist... Lammi ref... I'm... supposed to... stay out of this... >"Can I join you for a while, Messila?" ask Tanya. >"Sure! You can!" All: Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting peace! >----------------------THE END------------------------------------ >Nukausaur: The Godzilla of the Pokemon world. Can make a Diglet >out of Onix. All: ..................... >It does not evloves and haves powers equal to that >of Mew. Some trainers are who think his Pokemon is real are >called "the most gulliable trainers". Chibi Usa: o/~ With Gulliable,/ The skipper too... o/~ *Begins to fade* Huh?! Voice: Don't worry, that just means you're going back home. Chibi Usa: Oh. *Vanishes with a "ping!"* *All exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Zel-chan mopes on the bridge* Zel-chan: *Grumbles* First I can't find that stupid game, then I get cursed a _second_ time, then I find out there's no coffee anywhere in this place! *Xelloss appears behind him with a kettle. He changes Zel back to Zel's previous form. He studies Zel for a moment, then mysteriously gets a bucket of cold water and turns Zel into a girl again. He studies Zel again, the prepares to transform Zel another time* Just what the hell are you doing? Xelloss: *Thinks for a moment, then replies* Trying to determine which form is prettier. ^_^-<3 Zel-chan: *Summons bucket of mysterious water* Stop it... or else. Xelloss: Or else _what_? ^_^ *SPLASH!* Zel-chan: *Looks down at Xelloss, who is now a ferret* Or else _that_. *light chuckle* I think I've determined which form of yours _I_ like better, fruit. *smirk* <(((_^))> Xel-ferret: *click*click*? *poing!* ^_^;;; *Rini, Lucca, and Charlotte sneak up behind Zel-chan with dresses, make-up, and various accessories* Rini: *Whispers* On three... *Yells* THREE! *The three ladies pounce on Zel-chan. A scuffle ensues, Looney Tune-style. When the dust clears, all three ladies are in different clothes and Xel-ferret is in a little dolly's dress* Lucca: Hey! Where'd Zel go?! *Gaming Room...* Zel-chan: *Breathing heavily. He locks the door behind him* Dear gods, these people are _completely_ insane! *After calming himself down a bit, he resumes the search for the missing Star Ocean 2 CDs. Little did he know he locked someone else in with him...* Rudy: *Discards potted plant disguise* Now will you teach me that levitation spell thingie? Pleeeeeeaaaaase? *big glittery eyes* *Before Zel-chan can respond...* *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits. Fighting noises can be heard* Rudy's voice: *CRASH!* YAH! All I wanted was to- *WHACK!* GAK! -learn one little- *CRASH!*tinkle!* Hey, watch it! -spell! I'm sorry- *WHAM!* ... ow... *thud!* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net There is no spoon. There is no e-mail either. But you can change that! >"Do do go Serena and Raye on me!" shouted Messila. Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. Beware the Temporary Portal, er, Picture of the Week; It can lead you to strange things... Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)