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With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, Things are going very mad! That boy Klaus's little regime Has ended; ain't that sad? Mala-chan was freed, we know that much, And dear Klaus was in her clutch, But as a child of Xelloss, he was saved. And now she can't pay him back for enslaving her and su~uch! (Mala-chan: Damn... this... SUUUUUUCKS!) But now she can send the crew cheesy fanfics, The worst she can find! (Lalala!) They'll have to sit and read them all, And they might just lose their minds! (Lalala!) Now keep in mind the crew can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (Hanako-san!) Rini! (Got the got the funky flow!) Ramza! (This's is the way!) Lucca! (Beloved by Lezard Valeth!) Jaaaaaaaaaaack! (Kari spells her name "F.Y.I."?) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *Jack is in the game room with Hanpan. In the background, you can see Zel intently focused on the screen of a Game Boy* Jack: OK, one more time. *Holds out toy digivice* Hanpan: Jack, I _can't_ digivolve. It's impossible. Jack: Feh, nothing's impossible here 'cause of the "Chaos Effect". If Zel here can be pulled here through a lunchbox, if Xelloss can be put in a pokeball, if people appearing and disappearing here can and does happen often, then _you_ can digivolve. Hanpan: *sigh* Fine. Hanpan digivolve to... *A real digivice falls from the ceiling. Jack catches it, and Hanpan turns into a bigger and somewhat more feline-looking creature* ... Fengalmon?! What the hell just happened here?! O_o;; Jack: Dunno, but I think we'll know once this commercial's over... ------------------------------------------------------ Announcer: Ready to hear the newest in music excellence? Well, may we present to you... TALES OF DESTINY'S CHILD! *Rutee, Philia, Mary, and Lilith (Stahn's sister) appear on a stage, dressed as, well, Destiny's Child would. The other playable characters are in the front row* Stahn: Sis! What are you doing up there?! O_o; Leon: Rutee, get down from there right _now_! You're embarrassing the family! Karyl: The only one embarrassed here is you. Go, girls! ^o^ Chelsea: Ooo, can I have an outfit like that, Garr? *Points to Philia* Garr: No, you may NOT! Bruiser: Pretty girls... *_* Announcer: Tales of Destiny's Child! Coming soon to an arena near you! ---------------------------------- *Jack and Hanpan... er, _Fengalmon_ are now on the bridge* Jack: That was... unexpected. Fengalmon: Indeed. Jack; Hey, let's try getting you to the Champion level! ^_^ *The red button flashes* Fengalmon: Maybe after we see what the Digi-Destined want. *Jack pushes the button* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: Hello, my- B-ko: Mala, where's Cecilia? Mala-chan: Who? B-ko: My darling C-ko! She's gone! Mala-chan: Hmm... [SOL] Jack: Maybe she escaped again. [E.C.] Mala-chan: No, then someone here would have sensed the use of magic or found tampering with the mechanical locks around here. This is strange... B-ko: I'm going to find her. Until I find her, this is goodbye. *Leaves* Mala-chan: But then we... B-ko? B-KO! Dammit... [SOL] Jack: Gonna just send us the fic then? [E.C.] Mala-chan: Oh yes, the fic. A little leftover from Klaus's regime. Enjoy, darling! *Blows a kiss at the screen* [SOL] Jack: Uh, right. *Lights flash and klaxons go off* WE HAVE MYSTERY FIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Joe Chin! You duct tape his mouth shut and RUN! Door 4: It's the Black Mage! You respect the person so you don't get blown up and move on. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Magna Angemon! As Angemon, he used the Crest of Hope to go to his Ultimate form! Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Jack: ... and that's what she said. Rini: "A little leftover from Klaus's regime"? That can't be good... >The halls within the Valeria Chateau were rarely empty, even at night. Lucca: Well, duh, the guard NPCs aren't paid to move. >Usually there were either soldiers patrolling for trespassers or maids >doing their rounds but all of them were still celebrating their >victory outside although some had already retired to their quarters. Lucca (Random NPC): We did it! We stopped Irving from sleeping with his sister any more! Rini (Other random NPC): Now onto Project Assassinate Marina and Hook Irving up with Ashley! Both (ditto): Hurray! >The halls within the Valeria Chateau were rarely empty, even at night >and this night was no exception. Lucca: Well, duh, the guard NPCs aren't paid to move. Rudy: *blink*blink* I thought that was just said... Rini: What was said? Rudy: That line! Rini: Nope. You're seeing things, kid. >A lone figure silently moved through >the shadows until it reached a certain door. Ramza (Generic sage): One door leads to unbelievable wealth, the the to certain doom. Between them lies a beast with two heads. One tells the truth, the other lies... >A hand reached out of >the ebony cloak that covered its frame and tested the handle. It was >unlock. Rini (Holly): Darn, not this disc either... Jack (Genki): Don't worry, we'll find the one with the Phoenix! ^_^ >The figure silently entered the room and shut the door behind it. The >sound of the closing door was slight but it was enough to wake up the >lone occupant of the room, a young girl with chestnut hair. Rudy: Not chestnut colored, but she had a tree growing out of her head. Jack: Cool! ^_^ Rudy: *sweatdrop* Tell me again why I ever befriended him? >Thinking quickly, it mumbled a few words and released a silent spell >upon the girl. “What are you--”, Rudy (Galen): What do you seek? Who do you serve, and who do you trust? >she began to say before the spell >struck her and her voice disappeared. Rini: I used to be able to do that, until I lost my copy of "Spell Casting for Dummies". >Surprised and more than a little scared, her mouth widened signifying >a scream that wouldn’t come. Ramza: *Sideways glance; mutters* I _could_ comment about that being the only thing that won't, but I'm not in the mood to be smacked around. >She tried to reach for her weapon lying >on her bedside but her attacker was too fast for her. Lucca: Wait, but the only ones faster than her are Kanon and Knightblazer... Alex's voice: Kanon lemon? Whoo hoo! RJ's voice: *munch*munch* Popcorn? Alex's voice: Thanks. *munch*munch* Voice: *P.A. speaker sweatdrops* Where do these people come from, and why do I talk to them? -_-;;; >Within moments, >her assailant was on top of her, pinning her arms beside her. Ramza: With real pins. >) Jack (Jim Ross): One! Two! Three! The Assailant wins the Women's Championship! But the new Eleniak Witch-Girl got a steel chair and...! Mah God, she just piledrived the Assailant onto the steel chair! >When she >saw the blonde hair, pale skin and crimson eyes, her eyes widened in >shock. Rini (Lilka): For the love of Chapapanga, I just realized I'm in a lemon fic! O_o;; Lucca: Chapapanga? Rini: What? It's fun to say. ^_^ >"Hello Lilka dear” Marivel said in a conversational tone. Rudy (Dr. Lecter): Hello, Clarice... >A malicious grin slowly grew on the Crimson Noble’s face as she drew >herself closer for a kiss… Jack: o/~ This kiss, this kiss!/ So typical! o/~ >A malicious grin slowly grew on the Crimson Noble’s face as she drew >herself closer to Lilka for a kiss. Jack: o/~ This kiss, this kiss!/ So typical! o/~ Rudy: Did the fic just skip? Rini: Skip what? Rudy: The _LINE_! It was just said a moment ago! Rini: Well, duh, Jack just responded to it, dummy. Rudy: No, no, just _before_, and he said the same thing too! Rini: Are you feeling well, Rudy? Rudy: Not any more... -_-;; >The magician girl tried to >squirm away but Marivel’s grip was too strong. Rini: For she was a _womanly_ woman! Rini, Lucca, and voice: *Ominously chant* Girl Power, Girl Power, a curse on all men! Rudy: But Lilka's a girl too. *thwap!* Rini: Don't ruin the gag, ARM boy. >Marivel’s descent stopped for a moment and a small frown appeared on >her lips. “Oh do stop struggling my dear, I wouldn’t dream of harming >your delicate human body.” At these words, Lilka stopped resisting >for awhile and mouthed a simple question. Rini: Who let the dogs out? Jack: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of 8? >Why? Rini and Jack: o/~ -are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the o-ther siiiiiiiide? o/~ *Look at each other and blink* Whoa... >Marivel smiled sadly at this and her gaze became slightly distant, >“You remind me of an old… friend my dear, although I wished she was >more than that. All: ................. Voice: *Proudly* All right! I'm not the only one who got that kind of impression! Rini: *sweatdrop* _That's_ something to be _proud_ of? >She was human, and yet her presence seemed to be a >lot more alive than other foolish mortals were. Jack (Ken): They're... like children? Kimeramon, stop! >She had a pure lust Jack: For MANGOS! Ramza: Mangos? That's an odd fetish... >for life and an energy that never seemed to run out. In all my >immortal years, I have never seen a being like that, and for a while, >it seemed as if she would live forever." Rini (Anastasia): o/~ FAME!/ I'm gonna live forever! o/~ >"A foolish belief now that I think about it, since like all humans, >she too perished.” Lucca: Not really... It's kinda fuzzy about exactly how "alive" she is, though. >A sigh escaped from the lips of the immortal, and >yet Lilka felt no breath. Lucca: Wouldn't she, oh, I don't know, need _air_ to _speak_? Rudy: Maybe she's a telepath. Ah, Talia Winters... *far-off dreamy gaze* >“I had to allow her humanity to run its >course since the fate of her race, nay, the entire world rested on >her shoulders.” Ramza: Then her grip slipped and the world crushed her, the end. ^_^ >A single tear of blood slowly slid down Marivel’s cheek >and fell, blending into Lilka’s hair. Rudy: ... she's Lyta Alexander, then? No, wait, that was only under some pretty extreme stress, and it wasn't exactly a tear... >“I lost her without being able >to share my true feelings for her. Rini (Marivel): I wanted to crush her scrawny little windpipe for getting a Bloody Mary stain on my favorite dress, the bitch! >_< >She was the most wonderful person >I have ever met Lucca (Marivel): Except for that Citan dude. You bite his neck and you instantly get high... What a man! >and now she is gone because of her duty as a hero.” Jack (Austin Powers): Who does Number 2 work for?! Who does Number Two work for?! Rudy: _DUTY_, Jack! D-U-T-Y! Jack: I know, but this is funnier. ^_^ >Marivel’s grip strengthened and Lilka winced at the sudden pressure. Rini: *Nervously* Pressure _where_? >If she could cry out in pain, she would have. Rini: Instead, she kicked, bit, and did anything else she could! Lucca: Er... Crest Sorceress Power, Crest Sorceress Power, a curse on all Crimson Nobles? >“But now, you are here, >Lilka Eleniak, yet another human with such a lust of life, Jack: o/~ She's got a lust for life.../ She's got a lust for life!/ Now here comes Johnny yet again! o/~ >the very >same lust that attracted me to her in the first place. Rudy (Marivel; nonchalant): So... how 'bout it? You, me, a little blood... er, wine? >And you are >alive with your obligation to the world behind you. Rini: And she also has the same power to fragment sentences. >I couldn’t save >her from mortality because of circumstance, but you are now free of >your duty and I do not intend to let this chance slip from my grasp >again. Ramza (Marivel): So, I save you from mortality by stabbing you twelve times with this pointed stick. ^_^ >I shall create you into one like me, a Crimson Noble, and >your beauty shall be preserved for eternity.” Rini: Didn't they try that with Eva Peron? >When these words were uttered, Lilka’s panic returned and she >resumed her attempts to get out of her grasp. Rudy (Lilka; ala Relena): AAAAAAAAAASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEY! SAVE ME! *WHAP!*WHAM!*WA-TAK!* Rini: _NEVER_. Relena-screech. _AGAIN_. My ears can't take it. >_<;; >“Please stop struggling >Lilka dear,” Marivel reassured, “there is nothing to be feared. Lucca (Marivel): Well, except for the big scary monster that's under the bed, but he's nice if you give him a bag of Doritos and a Scooby Doo video. Rudy (Quatre): I am not a big scary monster! Now gimme the damn Doritos already! >When >you become a Crimson Noble, you won’t remember your humanity anymore. Ramza (Lilka): Cool. Humanity bites anyway. >The magic of the Crimson Noble is stronger than you can imagine. The >human called Lilka will be forgotten by you as well as the rest of >the world. Lucca: Good, I never liked her much anyway. Voice: Ri... Riruka-chan... Don't want Riruka-chan to be forgotten by herself and humanity... >Your humanity shall only be remembered by your immortal >parent. Voice: No! No the parent thing again! That ruined the concept of Gremio/McDohl for me _forever_! >_<;; Lucca: *Mutters* That explains her Ted thing, but sheesh, one line...? >You will have no ties to the past just as a newborn infant >does not and your life will begin anew. Jack: o/~ In the ciiiiiiircle.../ The circle of liiiiiiife... o/~ >But do not worry, your >personality and charm will remain the same. ” Rudy (Chibi): Riruka-chan stays the same? WAI! ^_^ *ZAP!* Ow. Rini: Stupid move, but it was a good likeness to her voice, kiddo. >Marivel’s attempts at pacifying the little girl were done in vain as >Lilka’s efforts only increased. Rini (Lilka): You DARE try to turn Lilka the Great into a Crimson Noble against her will?! WA-TAK! Lucca (Marivel): *yawn* Whatever, Lilka. >At this sight, Marivel became a >little… Jack: Teapot! ^_^ >disappointed. “I should have expected this resistance. Rini: Yeah! Viva la resistance! o/~ Do you hear the people sing?/ Singing a song of angry men!/ That the the music of a people who will not be slaves again! o/~ >I >could never understand you humans and why you value your humanity so >much. Rudy: *Looks around, then mutters* I wonder that sometimes too... -_-; >No matter, I will still convert you. But first, a little taste” Ramza (Big Guy): Two scoops of candy-coated KA-BOOM! *Pause; normal* I've been around these people too long... >With a telepathic command, Hob and Nob moved to hold Lilka’s wrist. Rini (Ash Ketchum): Hob! Nob! Vine Whip! >Seeing her adequately restrained, Marivel proceeded to unstring the >young girl’s nightclothes… Jack: o/~ Unstring!/ Unstring!/ A marvelous thing!/ Everyone knows it's Nightclothes! o/~ Rudy: Why are you singing so much today? Jack: It's someone from when I was gone for a while's influence coming back. >With a telepathic command, Hob and Nob moved to hold Lilka’s wrist. Rini (Ash Ketchum): Hob! Nob! Vine Whip! Rudy: Wait a minute... something's wrong... >Seeing her adequately restrained, Marivel proceeded to unstring the >young girl’s nightclothes. Jack: o/~ Unstring!/ Unstring!/ A marvelous thing!/ Everyone knows it's Nightclothes!! o/~ Rudy: Why are you singing so... much... It's doing it again! >_<;; Rini: Doing what again? Rudy: Repeating itself! Rini: You're imaging things. Maybe you should go lie down, Rudy. Rudy: Maybe I should... -_-;; >Marivel gingerly opened Lilka’s blouse a >little wider and slid the fabric off her shoulders exposing her >bosom. Rudy: *Stares* O_O Ramza: Eh, she's a little young for my tastes, but what the hell? *Stares too* Jack: *Thinking in the back of his mind* She's jailbait she's jailbait she's jailbait... >Marivel removed one of her gloves and delicately traced a >finger down breast. Lucca (TV announcer): Yes, Down Breasts! From the makers of Down Panties comes a bra with the warmth of real down feathers! >Lilka gasped at the cool touch of her skin. Ramza: So... Lilka's already undead? >The Crimson Noble licked her lips. “Your skin is so tender and young. Rudy (Marivel): I think I shall have it with a side of fava beans and a nice chiante... >I will enjoy this night and will be eager for more nights after your >long sleep.” Rini (Lilka): Long sleep? Lucca (Marivel): I'm gonna hit you with the Mallet of Undeadification (TM) and when you wake up, you'll be like me! >Marivel lowered herself to Lilka. Jack (Marivel): Ninny poo-poo head! Rudy: Huh? Jack: Lowering oneself to someone else's level. ^_^ Rudy: Pun like that again and you're going to be used as target pratice. >_<;; >‘My long sleep?’ Lilka thought before her head shot up in alarm. Lucca: Unfortunately, she got the Mini Head and shrank to one-tenth her regular size. >She >stared long and hard *Several juvinile giggles can be head from the audience* >at the scene before her. Lilka’s heart began to >beat faster, Ramza: -and faster, and faster still, until she exploded, the end. >perhaps out of fear, perhaps out of pleasure, perhaps a >strange mixture of both. Rini: o/~ M-I-X the emotions in the bowl! o/~ >Marivel ignored Lilka’s gaze and rapidly beating heart and continued >her work. Rini and Jack: o/~ Hi ho!/ Hi ho!/ It's off to work she goes! o/~ >She carefully kneaded one of Lilka’s breasts, Jack: I'm reminded of the fellow who became a baker by this... Rudy: Became a baker? Why? Jack: Because he kneaded the dough. ^_^ Rudy: ... that's it. You're target practice now. *Draws ARM. Just then, a hole was made in the third wall by a airborne charmeleon. A familiar purple-haried girl dressed in blue enters to retieve the creature* Messila: Charmeleon! Are you OK?! *The little ribbon-like creature known only as Puffy, along with Trowa, enters* Trowa: ... does the battle continue? *The charmeleon jumps back up* Charmeleon: CHAR! *Lunges at Puffy* Messila: I guess so. Get 'im, Charmeleon! *The group makes their way back through the third wall* Rudy: *Puts up ARM* That was... I don't know _what_ the hell _that_ was. O_o; >just enough >so as not to hurt her, then rubbed the girl’s nipple between her >thumb and forefinger. Rini: o/~ Rub-a, rub-a, ruub-a/ Brush-a, brush-a, bruush-a,/ It's toothpaste for your te~eth! o/~ >At the same time, her tongue circled the areola >of Lilka’s other breast before she placed her lips around her teat >suckled it through clenched teeth. Ramza: *Stares* Wow, Marivel must be _really_ flexable to do that to herself! O_O *thwap!* >Lilka watched all this within a dreamlike state. Rudy (Lilka): Der, I like rice. >Her mind hovering >between the stages of panic and pleasure. Rudy: I know _that_ feeling all too well... O_o; Lucca: You'd know it better if you would just... *whisper*whisper*whisper* Rudy: *Blushes* O__O >The sight was oddly >fascinating in the same way watching a doctor inject a needle into >your arm would be. Rini: N-n-n-n-NEEDLE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Runs around the theater, screaming at the top of her lungs* >This reverie was broken as pain shot up her >spine. Rini: A SPINAL TAP TOO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Rudy: Will someone stop her screaming? *A inflatable anvil drops on Rini* Thank you. >Lilka took a sharp intake of breath as she felt something >pierce her skin. Jack (Marivel): There, you got your nipple ring. The swelling will go down sometime in the next week or two. >She looked down herself and found out what it was. Ramza (Dieter): ANTS! ANTS! ANTS!! >The nipple that was receiving the ministrations of Marivel’s mouth >was bleeding from a small puncture wound. Lucca: *Weakly* owie... O.O;;; Ramza: Could be worse. Could have been somewhere else... Lucca: .............. *Summons a BIG mallet and wallops him* DON'T EVEN _THINK_ OF THAT!! >When her gaze rose a little >higher, she saw the corner of Marivel’s mouth, trickling with her >blood. Jack (Marivel as Homer): Mmmmm, O+... *drooling noises* >Marivel used one finger to wipe the blood off the corner of her lips >and tasted it. Ramza (Marivel): Eh, I've had better. >Her eyes closed and she shivered in ecstasy. Rini: *Staggering to her seat* Shouldn't that be "antici... pation"? >“Mmm… >the blood is fresh and pure and sweeter than nectar.” Rudy (Dr. Franklin): You're supposed to say it tastes like chicken. >When her eyes opened again, Lilka saw it filled with lust and hunger… Jack (Seymour) and Rini (Audrey II): o/~ The girl sure looks like Noble food to me!/ The girl sure looks like Noble food to me! o/~ >When her eyes opened again, Lilka saw it filled with lust and hunger. Jack (Seymour) and Rini (Audrey II): o/~ The girl sure looks like Noble food to me!/ The girl sure looks like Noble food to me! o/~ Rudy: *twitch* It's done it again. I must be going insane. I think I'll go lie down for a while... *Leaves the theater just as Messila pops back into the theater* Messila: What's wrong with your friend? Rini: He thinks the fic keeps repeating itself, so he's gone to take a little rest and hope that feeling goes away. Messila: Oh. Need someone to fill in? Rini: I guess, but I wouldn't do it if I were you... Messila: It'll be fine! Don't worry. ^_^ >Marivel mumbled a low chant again and Lilka felt the air around her >kick up a small wind. Messila: Behold, the power of beans! >When Marivel finished, she traced a finger down >Lilka’s clothes all the way down to the hem of her skirt. Rini: Why do I suddenly feel the urge to belt out "o/~ In just seven days.../ I can make you a Cri-imson Noble! o/~"? >A weak yet >sharp gale suddenly appeared and tore apart the fabric. Lucca: Whoa! When they say "The Shredding", they _MEAN_ "shredding"! Rini: Wrong game, Lucca. -_-; Lucca: Tell Marivel that. >Lilka >released a silent scream as she felt the blast of air slice through >both cloth and some skin. Rini, Messila, and Lucca: O.O;; Ramza: A magic dominatrix... Cool... *BIFF!*BAM!*"CHARMELEON, EMBER!"*FWOOSH!!* >When the air finally calmed, her clothes >were in tatters, her body was riddled with cuts and her breath was >fast and shallow. Rini (Lilka): Stop the lemon, I wanna get off! Ramza: But isn't that a contradic- *Gets thrown through the third wall, making a new hole* >For a minute, Marivel simply stayed still. Jack (Marivel): Damn, killed another one... >Her eyes lost whatever >aggressiveness it had taking a more vacant look. Messila: She's turned into Bubba Ray Dudley? >Her appearance then >took on a more motherly air. Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!! >_<;;; Messila: What's with her? Rini: Gremio/McDohl Syndrome. Can't stand one person in a pair acting like the parent or saying they're like a parent to the other. >“Forgive me, I seemed to have lost >control of myself for a while there. I did not mean to hurt you.” Jack (Marivel): Wet me kiss it and make it _aaaaaaaaaww_ bedder... >Marivel, then tenderly kissed the bite wound she gave on Lilka’s >nipple. Messila: ... did I miss something? Lucca: Yes, and you should be thankful you did. >_<; >“Let me try to make them feel better.” Jack (Marivel): I will love you and hug you and name you "George"... >Lilka flinched as Marivel began her ministrations on each of the >wounds that she inflicted on Lilka. Messila (Marivel): Wound, I command you to heal! Hallelujah! Rini: "Ministrations", dearie, not "minister". Messila: Oh. What's the difference? >The Crimson Noble would either >tenderly kiss or lick each small wound and when she felt that it was >clean enough, she would go to another wound and do the same. It was >almost like… Jack: This dog I had when I was ten! ^_^ >It was almost like what a mother would do to her offspring… *The P.A. speaker blows up* Rini: I was wondering when that'd happen. >The thought was disturbing to say the least. It frightened her and >made her stomach churn and… Messila: *Takes a Dixie cup out of her backpack* If you gotta spew, spew in this. >Her attention was brought to the here and now as she felt something >flicked across her private parts. Lucca: Flik? Whoo hoo! ^__^ >She hissed as the unfamiliar >sensation raced up her spine. Rini (Frank N. Furter): I see you shudder in antici... Crowd of Rocky Horror fans' voices: SAY IT! Rini: (Frank): ... pation! >Marivel watched the expression on the Crest Sorceress’ face and let >out a small chuckle. Jack: *Thinking* No one do that "OHOHOHOHO!" thing, not right now... >“I see this is your first time. Don’t worry, >I’ll go easy on you.” A ravenous grin appeared on Marivel’s lips. Jack (Fuu): Ooo, Fuu want eat you... >Terrified, Lilka attempted to kick Marivel away, Messila: BOOT TO THE HEAD! >but the immortal >easily caught the flimsy attack. Jack: Reminds of the the kid whose brother had a- MMPH! Lucca: *Covering Jack's mouth* If the next punchline is "I got 'cha where I want 'cha and now I'm gonna eat ya," then just shut up right now. *Jack remains silent* Good boy. >Worse, it gave Marivel easier >access to her vagina. Rini (Left Lane Loraine): And in other traffic news, access to Lilka's vagina's going smoothly... >Lilka scrunched up her eyes as she awaited the >inevitable. Messila (Lilka): They're gonna play "Hey Digimon", I just know it... >_< >Marivel inspected Lilka’s ****. Jack: o/~ Nanananana, Inspector- o/~ *WHAM!* Pretty birds... X_x >It was glistening with vaginal juices >and her own saliva, a rather inviting sight. Lucca: Then Heero ripped up the invitation, flicked a tear out of Relena's eyes, and said "Omae o korosu"... >Using her knee to pin >down of Lilka’s legs, Jack (Jim Ross): This could be it! One... Two... No! A kick-out! *Lucca and Rini stare at him* Rini: But... you were just malleted... Lucca: How...? Jack: *shrug* Dunno. *Ramza just now begins re-entering the theater from behind the third wall* >she used her free hand to open the lips and she >kissed the pink flesh beneath. Messila: ... should I be seeing this? Rini: No, and that's why I said you filling in now was a bad idea. >Feeling the girl tremble, she slid her >tongue into it and used it to caress the wet flesh. Lucca (TV announcer): Caress, with 10% more moisturizer... >Releasing the >lips for a while, she then used her fingers to find and play Jack: -soccer! >with >Lilka’s clitoris. *Jack promptly gets smacked around for the image his insertion of the word "soccer" brought to the sentence* >The young girl started thrashing around uncontrollably >and Marivel had to use a little more force to keep her legs still. Ramza: Ah, Force-brand ropes; nice choice, nice choice... >Marivel moved her mouth to Lilka’s clit and massaged it between her >teeth. Rini: You mean... the sharp... _pointy_... teeth... O.o;; *Crosses legs _tightly_. The other girls do the same* >At the same time, she moved her hand to Lilka’s wet **** Jack: Stars can be wet? Cool! ^_^ >and >inserted two fingers until she felt her hymen. She felt it gingerly >before she penetrated it making blood rush out. Lucca: *mumble*mutter*tore, not penetrated*mutter*already a small opening in it*mumble* >Lilka’s body convulsed as every one of her muscles tightened. Ramza: They tightened so tightly the fused and stayed that way and for the rest of her life, Lilka was in pain, the end. >Her mind >kept on spinning until she felt nauseous. Jack: o/~ You spin me 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round/ Baby, like a record playin',/ Right 'round, 'round, 'round! o/~ >She was afraid. She was >excited. She was in pain. She was in rapture. She was weeping from loss. >She was laughing in heaven. Messila: She Spot run. Run, Spot, run. >She was screaming. She was screaming. She >was screaming. Screaming. Screaming… Rini: OK, _now_ the fic's repeating itself. >and she stopped, her body >completely exhausted from the orgasm. Lucca (Marivel): Well, how about round two, Lilka? *pause* Lilka? Rini (Lilka; sleeping): *SNORE* >Her mind was tired but her body would not sleep. She dreamily saw >Marivel kissing her making her taste her own blood and cum. Jack (Lilka): Mmm, minty! ^_^ Messila: *To Lucca* He's a weird one, ain't he? Lucca: *To Messila* You have no idea... >She tasted >the bitter mixture and coughed it out. Ramza: It was really a bitter poison. They both died violently and painfully shortly after. ^_^ >She saw Marivel chuckle and >heard her make a comment but she couldn’t make it out. Rini: Make... out... no thank you... We've had enough... >A red aura >surrounded Marivel as she chanted once again. Jack (baby chick): Oooohm... I'm I chicken, I'm in a cult, 'Cause I'm angry at my father, heya heya, heya heya... >She then placed her thumb >before her mouth and bit into it. Messila (Lilka; vaguely British): You bit your bloody thumb off! Rini (Marivel; vaguely British): It's getting better! >‘The crimson blood contrasts sharply >with her pale skin’ Lilka thought idly, before she felt her mouth open >forcibly. Jack: Oh, I saw this in a cartoon once, where this bird tried to get this cat to eat him! >She saw Marivel hover her thumb over her mouth and felt three >drops of blood smoothly slide down her throat. Rini, Messila, and Jack (drops of blood): WHEEEEEEEEEE!! >Lilka convulsed as Marivel watched Lilka’s equipment, possessions and >even her torn garment slowly disappearing. Ramza: Ah, the joys of Inventory Space... >The ritual was a success and >soon, whatever memory there was of the human Lilka will disappear from >this world. Rini: But... wouldn't that mess with time and space and that would mean she wasn't there and that then the Kuiper Belt and... Lucca: You should know better than to think about the fic before you, Rini. >It would be for the best, a lost memory is better than the >memory of a lost acquaintance. Jack: *Looks away sadly* I hope so... >When the child finally calmed herself to >sleep, Marivel gathered and covered her with a cloak. Messila (Marivel): Quick, Tinkerbelle! To Never-Never Land! >Making sure that >Lilka is sufficiently sheltered from the harsh night wind, she jumped >out of the second floor window Ramza: And landed with a mighty SPLAT! >and began her long journey to the >Promised Catacombs. Jack: o/~ This is the beginning.../ The beginning.../ The beginning, of our story.../ The beginning... o/~ >-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Messila: The Pika Pi attack? Wow, I never saw it up close before! >Within the depths of Promised Catacombs, Marivel walked towards an >ornate coffin. She had slept within it before when Lord Blazer was >still alive and it was secluded away from human eyes. Lucca: Oh, except for Ashley, Kanon, Brad, and Tim, thanks to Lombardia... >It would be a >sufficient place to keep Lilka during her hundred-year sleep. Jack: EXTREEEEEEME NAPPING! WHOO! >She >unraveled her bundle and checked on Lilka. Her pulse was gone and her >breathing has stopped, Voice: Riruka-chan... Riruka-chan is dead?! She killed Riri-chan! DIE, NOBLE BITCH! *A cartoon missile fires at Marivel's image* Rini: Boss... -_-;; >soon her memory will be gone and her gradual >transformation into a full Crimson Noble would finally begin. Removing >the lid, Marivel carefully placed Lilka into the coffin for her long >slumber. Messila: Unfortunately, she snores. LOUDLY. >As the cover was returned and everything turned to black. As the steps >of the one who brought her here disappeared into the night. Rini: *Opens an umbrella* Damn falling sentence fragments... >Lilka >dreamt of memories past both fond and painful. She dreamt of her sister, >teaching her magic. Rini: -and how to put on pantyhose. >She dreamt of Terry, pestering her for a date. Ramza: She dreamt of crushing his head by stepping away and lining his head up between her finger and thumb. >She >dreamt of that kid in Palace Village, wide-eyed when she told him about >magic. She dreamt of Ashley, her first crush. Messila: She dreamt of hot apple pie, fresh from the oven. >She dreamt of her fellow >ARMS members, fighting battles together. Jack: She dreamt of Charlie's Angels, fighting crime together. >She dreamt of Irving and >Altaecia, the twins who gave their life for Filgaia. Lucca: She dreamt of that fateful scene where it was implied there was some incest goin' on and screamed. >She dreamt of >various events and with each dream, she lost a memory. Rini: Thus screwing up any attempts at writing her memoirs and selling it for a million gella. >In her dreams she laughed and cried as she experienced the highs and >lows of her life once again. Lucca: The highs with Citan, and the lows of running out of Doritos. >In the real world, a single tear slid >down her cheek, lamenting the lost of her past life. Lucca: Whereas I cheer because I never liked her anyway. >THE END Rini: Finally! *Flees the theater, along with Lucca. Jack and Ramza also leave, albeit not in as big a hurry as the other two. Messila goes back through the third wall to retrieve Charmeleon* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] Rini: Poor Rudy... I think the fics have finally got to him. Lucca: Yeah, I mean, really, the fic repeating itself several times? He's defintely cracked. *A strange man with long blue hair and the ears and tail of a Wind Mouse enters, holding a transcript of today's experiment to this point in time* Strange man: Rudy hasn't cracked, you two. Rini: Eh? Who are you? *A Digimon Analyzer screen pops up* Strange man: I _was_ Hanpan, then Fengalmon. Jack managed to get me to the Champion level, which is my current form. You may call me... Gijinkamon. *The screen goes away* Rini: Oh. Oooooooooooo... _kay_... Lucca: So, what was this about Rudy not being insane? Gijinkamon: It seems the fic _was_ repeating, but only he noticed because of the "Chaos Effect". Lucca: You tell him yet? Gijinkamon: Nah, I'm letting him suffer for a bit longer since he said I was a pet the first time we met. Rini: You're mean. Gijinkamon: I know. ^_^ *The red button flashes* The Dark Masters are calling. *Lucca pushes the button* [E.C.] Mala-chan: *On the phone* What do you _MEAN_, "You never saw her?!" None of the others called you, and your number was on the bill... All right, so you've never heard of Adlehyde, so what?! [SOL] Rini: Problems, Mala? [E.C.] Mala-chan: Yes, so just bugger off! *Back on the phone* No, no, not _you_! [SOL] Rini: But you... Oh, never mind. *Presses the Narrative Causiality button* *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lessa990@aol.com Or... uh... I'll do... er... stuff? >She was screaming. She was screaming. She >was screaming. Screaming. Screaming… Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://spoonybard.nu/chaos *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. 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