"Look at this land of fire! It's just like the movie... 'Land of Fire'!" -Takeru "T.K" Takaishi, Digimon Adventure 02 Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild Arms is copyrighted by Media Vision and Contrail. Suikoden 2 is copyrighted by Konami. Trigun is copyrighted by Yasuhiro Nightow, Young King Ours, and Shounen Captain Comics. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Super Stars of Destiny" is owned by the ever... *Jericho voice* _EEEEEEEEEEVER_ *Normal* Alex. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No naive BFG-toting insurance agency workers were harmed during the production of this MSTing. One stupid cameo character, on the other hand... Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Still want Valkyrie Profile... *sigh* With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, In a surprising little twist, Our interpid villianess Mala-chan Was overthrown by an angry twit! MSTer-turned-Mad, the strategist Klaus, Was hassled by Rini without a pause. So instead of leaving quietly, He put Mala under his control and took up her cau~se! (Rini: Why... that... little...!) (Klaus) I'll send them crappy fanfics, The absolute worst I can find! (Lalala!) They'll have to sit and read them all, And they'll surely lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (LOVE AND PEACE!) Rini! (Kick! Punch! Chop!) Ramza! (I got a good feeling!) Lucca! (I got MAD SKILLZ!) Miiillyyyyyyyyyyy! (I am a very unique individual!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *Jack loiters on the bridge, doing nothing in particular* Jack: No little segment before the theme song, eh, Chibi? Voice: Nope, not this time. Hey, remember I told you about you taking a little "vacation" last time? Jack: Yeah, what about it? *Jack vanishes. A puff of pink smoke appears in his place. A high-pitched voice with a decidedly ditzy quality is heard from the smoke* High-pitched voice: Sempai? Where are you? And where did this smoke come from? *The smoke disperses, revealing a very tall woman with long brown hair. She is obviously puzzled. Rudy enters from the left* Rudy: M-Milly Thompson?! *Looks to the voice* You couldn't have brought Meryl? Voice: Well, I needed a temporary replacement for Jack, and she was the first one I thought of. *The yellow button flashes* Would you get that, Rudy dear? Rudy: Sure. *Reaches for the button while muttering* Rini ain't gonna be happy about this... *Presses the button* --------------------------------------------------------- Announcer: New on OC!P TV! You liked him in Wild Arms, now love him on his very own show! Zed: *He's in a kitchen. He wears an apron with a ducky and bunny motiff. Pots smoke all around him* Er, this is all going according to plan... *The oven explodes. Zed is now scorched in a generic cartoon manner. He exhales smoke rings and mutters* I'm OK, really... *Falls over* Announcer: "The Ultimate Macho Man's Cooking Show!", Saturdays at 5 P.M. CST on OC!P TV, a part of the WTF? Network. Remember, if it's this weird, think WTF?! ---------------------------------------------------- Rudy: ...................... Milly: Oh, I hope he's not hurt too badly... Voice: Eh, he's resilient. He'll bounce back in no time. Milly: Oh, good! ^_^ *The red button flashes* Oh? What's this do? *Presses the button* [Evil Central] Klaus: *Dressed normally for a change. He looks frazzled* Oh, whywhywhywhywhy does she have to come here next week? What'll she say if she knows I'm doing this? What if she tells Sierra? ... well, Sierra might think it's cool. [SOL] Rudy: Everything OK down there, Klaus? [E.C.] Klaus: Does it _LOOK_ "OK" to you?! My mom's coming here next week and she doesn't know about all this! What to do, what to do...? Xelloss: *Aside* Oh, this will be _fun_ to watch unfold... ^__^ Klaus: Why don't you just go away?! Xelloss: Because I enjoy watching you suffer. ^_^ Klaus: Ask a stupid question... [SOL] Lucca: *Enters with a book in her arms* I'm not late for the Invention Exchange, am I? Rudy: Nope. He's just bantering with Xelloss like always. Lucca: Ah, I see. [E.C.] Klaus: Well, let's just _hope_ I have an invention this time... Mala! Bring it out! *Mala-chan enters with what appears to be a Beanie Baby* Good, it's unharmed. I hope you don't mind me going first, but I want to get this out of the way before _HE_ *Indicates Xelloss* messes things up again. *Takes the "Beanie Baby"* This is the subliminal Beanie Baby. It secretly emits messages telling people to get more and more and more of them until all their money is gone! Mala-chan: *Thinks* No, it interferes with the Slave Crown 2.0.'s functions. Just you wait until I make my move, you little punk, just you wait... [SOL] Lucca: Pff, don't they do that already? [E.C.] Klaus: ... point taken. What do you have? [SOL] Lucca: So _glad_ you asked! *Sets the book down and opens it. A holographic Hansel and Gretel appear above it* It's the next step in pop-up books! I call it... THE SDUGA POP-UP BOOK 2003! Just in time for the holiday season, too. *Mutters* Heheh, this is gonna make me quite a bit of money... [E.C.] Klaus: Very... "interesting". Xelloss: Yes, quite. Can that principle be applied to some... "special" doujinshi I have? ^_^ *WHACK!* Again, please, but harder. ^_^ Klaus: *Grumbles* Frikkin' S&M freak... *Normal tone* Anyway, since it appears you have a guest *sigh*, your fic will be "Super Stars of Destiny" part 3. *Presses the send button* [SOL] Rudy: *Thinks* Thank the Guardians he assumed Milly was a stand-in for Rini... *The lights flash and klaxons go off* Lucca: Don't just stand there, Rudy! WE GOT SI SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Parappa! At least, it _appears_ to be Parappa. It's really a Parappa cardboard standee. You just keep going. Door 4: It's Largo! You beat him in Mortal Kombat 5 and you continue on. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: Who's that Pokedoor? It's Psyduck! (Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!) Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, Milly* Milly: Ooo, this is just like that show with the robots, isn't it? Rudy: Yeah, but we get fanfics instead of movies. Milly: OK! I know what to do then! ^_^ >Subj: "Pork. Still the other dead meat." Milly: Pork? Can't I get pudding instead? >Date: 11/12/2000 8:27:07 PM Central Standard Time >From: Zelgadis Xeal *Insert whines and protests from the regular crew members* >To: Lessa990 > > > > Rini: ... no fic? Hooray! >Genso Suikoden: The Super Stars of Density Rini: Dammit! Rudy: Density? Aw, man, I hate chemistry! >Hard Chain Reaction Rini: This isn't gonna be a bad lemon, is it? O.o; Ramza (Gremio): Don't worry, Young Master, this won't hurt me a bit! Ohohohohoho! >) *WHAM!* Rini: I did _NOT_ need that mental image! >.<; > [Alex's Opening Note] > Get with the program Rudy. Just give Lucca what she wants. Milly (Alex): A giant plush Robo doll! Lucca: *sweatdrop* Er, not quite. >Since Neclord is gone (though Viktor never stretched him out, >ripped him apart etc.) Ramza: You forgot "Sliced, diced, and made Julienne fries". > and Yuber has yet to be seen in a really >fight, may as well go with the usual 'Yuber pulls a Wesker' >plot....oh shit.. Kuroneko-sama: *Comes out from the third row and tries to cover up something. He looks at Rudy* Nya! Rudy: Don't look at me; I ain' cleanin' it up. ^^;; >I shouldn't tell you guys that should? Rini: *Sarcastically claps* Nice Daravon impression. > Oh >well, I'll live and so will you guys....unless Rini is with you. Rini: And _WHAT_ do you mean by that?! *Summons mallet* Ramza: Er... he's probably refering to Klaus's master plan. Rini: ... oh. *Puts away mallet* > [Fanfics for the Fanatics] Lucca (Relm): Hey, you old fogey! Snap outta it! > After Alan had managed to knock Jake out cold with an elbow >drop to the back of helmet Milly (Jerry Lawler): It's the most eeeeeeelectrifyin' move in Suikoden SIs today! >so he wouldn't go postal and kill >McDohl for saying that he slept with Valeria Lucca: Wow, McDohl's a real player, ain't he? Valeria _and_ Kasumi and Gremio all in the same period of time... >(he didn't really >feel like putting much thought into that either), the group had >reached Banner Village without much trouble Milly: With the Pop-O-Matic bubble! ^_^ All else: ..................... -_-; >and I'm stressing on >the much part and little did our merry posse know that someone >had their eyes on young McDohl... Lucca: *Hums "Eyes on Me"* Rudy: Little did he know this person was lining up his head in between its forefinger and thumb and going "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head!" >and I don't mean Kasumi or any >of the males. Ramza: Great, now he's got a stalker. Rudy and Lucca: *Mutter* Relena Peacecraft... > "I still think you shouldn't have tripped Pesmerga there >Viktor. Rini: Citan strikes again! >He didn't have time to grab onto the ladder. That >loud sickening crack didn't help either his case either." Milly: Now his briefcase is all broken and he doesn't know where to get it repaired. *Shakes her head* >Alan >sighed, looking down at the unconscious Jacob who muttered >something about chocolate pudding and indulging. Milly: Wai! Pudding! ^_^ > "Give it a rest you two. We're in Banner now and we should >just rest a bit." Ramza (McDohl; darkly): -permanently... MW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >McDohl didn't turn to look at them as he >spoke, he was still a bit hooked on the fact that he just got >laid Lucca: -out, by many pissed off people who called dibs on him previously. Rini: o/~ I~I~I~I~I'm hooked on a feeling! o/~ >about an hour ago. > "I suggest you ditch those wussy little blades and get a >sword before little Jake there wakes up." Rudy (Pesmerga/Hans): Is a vimpy little girly veapon! Ramza (Viktor/Frans): Ja, only for little flabby girly men! >Pesmerga had his >helmet off but a rather large icepack with horns in it's place. Ramza (Persmerga/Collin Mockerie): *shrug* ... I'm horny. > "What kind of sword would you recommend?" Alan was already >detaching the blade on his elbow. Ramza: -by cutting off his entire arm. Rudy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Latches onto Lucca* NO GATE GENERATOR! GATE GENERATOR _BAD_!! O.O;; Lucca: *Dryly* _Fabulous_, you gave him flashbacks. Twit. > "What do you have in mind?" Pesmerga brushed his bangs >aside, his smirk as wide as ever. Lucca (Pesmerga): Huhuh, _come_ to Pesmerga... > [We interrupt this fanfic to bring you the old short but >sweet debate part of the 'fic] Milly: Wait... if it's part of the fic, then how is it interrupting? Ramza: Ask not the logic of a fic, for it will only make your head hurt. Rini (Lewis Black): "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." > "Short sword?" > "You're not Rudy." Lucca: Which some would say is a blessing. *Jabs her index finger against Rudy's forehead* You mind loosening your grip? I can't feel my left arm any more. > "Long sword?" > "You're not Jack either." Milly: Instead, he's Commented Crono! > "Staff?" > "I'm not even going to touch that subject." Ramza (Persmerga): ... unless you ask real nicely. ^_~ *thwap!* Rini: Don't. Just don't. > "How about the 'I'm gonna mop the floor with your ass if >you don't throw in some of your ideas soon' kind of sword?" Rudy: *Detaches himself from Lucca* How about the "Shut up and get on with the damn fic" kind of sword? > "I think the big two handed swords will fit you really >well. It'd go with your personality when you get angry." Lucca: You see, he magically morphs into Cloud Strife when he's mad. Ramza: *Mutters* Cloud must die... > "I'm gonna shiny my helmet up REAL good turn it and shove it >up your roody poo candy ass if you don't be serious about this." Rini (Cartman as Rudy): Why is it that everything today involves things either going into or coming out of my ass?! Rudy: *sweatdrop* That is _not_ funny. > "I was being serious so shut up and know your role before I >shove the Stone Tablet of Promise up YOUR ass." Milly (Ed Grimley): Ooo, that's a pain that's gonna linger! > "Oh....sorry. I'm still gonna kick your ass though." > "Apology accepted now bring it on." Rudy: That sounded too much like a cross between Heero Yuy and the Rock for my tastes... Ramza (Heero/The Rock): The Perfect Solider says "Don't sing it, _bring_ it." If you smell-la-la-la~ *WHAM!* Rini: Shaddap. > [We now return to our regularly scheduled evil Suikoden >Self-Insertion] > "What the hell was that?" Flik pointed up at the message, >crushing the fourth wall. *The fourth wall vanishes, revealing a Raichu girl, a certain Filgaian professor, and an ueber-kawaii Gundam pilot* Raichu girl: Nani?! What the hell just happened here?! Professor Emma: I'm guessing the fic interactivity quotient allowed the people in the fanfic to shatter this wall just as readily as those in the theater. Raichu girl: Well, duh. I meant why weren't we warned? Quatre: Er, hi again! *Waves. The wall reappears* Rudy: That was pointless. Rini: Agreed. > "I dunno but Alan just gave Pesmerga the People's Elbow! >Dude! You gotta watch this! It's the shiznit!" Kuroneko-sama: *Still looking at Rudy* Nya! Rudy: I said I ain't cleanin' it up already! ^^;; Ramza: Well, don't look at me; I do enough already around here. >Clive exclaimed, >taking a handful of peanuts and a chug of his beer. Lucca: This is only _slightly_ more in character than Dias Flac plastered and singing "I Am the Walrus" wearing only a lamp shade and a loincloth. Rudy: ... where the hell did you get _that_ comparison? *Lucca shrugs* > "It better be the good type of shiznit and not like that 'Dip >your dirty balls in alcohol and rub gently' type of shiznit." Rini: Er, that's a bit _too_ much information, Flik dear. >Flik muttered, turning around just in time to see Alan come flying >at him. Ramza (Alan): C'mere, sweet thang! *thwap!* Milly (Alan): o/~ I can fly!/ I can fly! o/~ > Meanwhile, Gremio, Pahn and Cleo were sitting outside having a >nice conversation over a bottle o' booze Rudy: They weren't drinking from it; they were actually _hovering_ over it. >and the sun was all shiny >n' stuff so none of them really noticed the woman dressed in a >skimpy black dress Rudy: Tessiri-sama! ^__^-<3 Lucca: *grumble*mutter* twit. *mutter* >passed by nor the fact that she looked >really...really dead. Rini (lady): Braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinsssssss... >To ruin the whole eerie moment, Pesmerga >came crashing out a window Ramza, Rudy, and Lucca: *long pause* O.O;;; Rudy: *Jumps into Lucca's lap* "FFVII: TUS" _BAD_! Lucca: HADJI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ramza: No more pointless violence! No more! Milly: Ano... what are they talking about? Rini: They're just flashing back to a really bad fic; that's all. The less you know, the better. >and killed any building suspense that >might have been around. The woman took a seat next to McDohl and >flashed him Rudy and Ramza: ... puppies... O_O-<3 *Both get "thawap!"ed* >a smile, a couple of the woman's teeth just a BIT too >sharp. Milly: Really? Maybe she should go to a dentist... > "Hey there cutie. What's your name?" She asked, Lucca (Butthead/lady): Hey, baby, wanna wrestle? Huhuh, huhuh. Rudy: Erk... No more wrestling references... Rini: *Thinks* Should I _tell_ him where he's sitting...? Nah! It'll be more fun to watch if he finds out on his own. >tapping >McDohl's shoulder when he didn't respond only to be greeted by a >loud snore. Milly (McDohl): ZzZzZzZzZz... Of course I'll help you find Blue's Clues, Steve... Hmm? The other guy who's helping you's named Yarunseto? Cool name... ZzZzZzZzZz... >".......Well, at least this makes my job easier. >Oh yeah, my name's Irene Rudy: Rally-sama! ^__^-<3 Lucca: Sheesh, you're _such_ a fanboy. Rudy: You should talk, Miss Glomping Fangirl! Lucca: At least Duo din't call _me_ any names, "mechanical toy"! Voice: People, people! Can't you wait until the fic is over? There's only three paragraphs left, after all. Rudy and Lucca: Fine! *Both "hmph!" and look away from each other* >just so you guys know what to call me in >the future." With that said, Irene grabbed McDohl Ramza (McDohl): ZzZzZzZz... a little lower, please... ZzZzZzZz... >and flew out >the broken. Ramza: Er, "TOGG!"? Rini: o/~ Broken mi~i~ror/ A million shade of light... o/~ > "Uh...dude. I think McDohl's been kidnapped by a vampire chick. Lucca: Thank you, Master of the Bleeding Obvious. Rudy: Hey! Don't insult Clive! Lucca: Why not, mecha boy? Voice: Children, children! Stop it right now or I give you both time-outs! *Both are silent* >Shouldn't you do something Alan?" Clive pointed at the flying woman >and her snoring hostage. Milly (Clive/Tattoo): De vampire, boss! De vampire! > "Since I haven't done anything of importance as of yet, I >better do something heroic." Alan dashed outside the bar and gave >chase. Rini: o/~ One way, or another,/ I'm gonna find you;/ I'm gonna gitchagitchagitchagitcha! o/~ Lucca: Remind me to smite you for an 80's song after I get Mechachicken offa me. Rudy: What do you mean by that? I'm not... *Finally realizes he's been in Lucca's lap for quite some time. He blushes and returns to his seat* ......................... >After about an hour, something occured to the running knight. Ramza (Alan; thinking): Soylent Green _IS_ people! Rini (Alan; thinking): I _AM_ the walrus! Milly (Alan; thinking): I _AM_ good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! >"It's gonna suck if that chick bites McDohl..." A loud chomp sound >rang out into the air. Shawn's voice: Misty's eating the sheets again! All: ??? >"There goes the whole ball game.." Rini (Harry Carey): Hooo~lyyy cow! > Is McDohl really a going to turn unto a vampire? Rini: "Unto" one? No. "Into" one, maybe. >Will there be >any yaoi action? *At the same time...* Lucca: In a perfect world, yes... Rudy: In a perfect world, it'd be Sierra/Jillia instead... *Both glare at each other* >Did Jake really sleep with Valeria? Ramza: I hope not. She's too good for him. >Will these >questions be answered in the next chapter? Yeah but here's a hint, >question number 2 won't be happening anytime soon. *At the same time...* Lucca: ... punk. Rudy: ... thank the Guardians. *Again with the glaring* > > > >The End....now get back onto the bridge. *Low rumbling sounds are heard* Voice: Not again! Emma! Get the button! *The fifth wall (the ceiling and the wall that keep RPG characters unaware of game- saving) shatters, dumping Memory Birds, Amazing Stones, Ladon statues, and every other RPG saving means out there, along with Wufei Chang of Gundam Wing fame, into the theater* Wufei: ... what the _HELL_ just happened here?! Lucca: ... hey, Rini, you thinkin' what I'm thinking? Rini: Hai, but let's wait for him to make a stupid remark first. Lucca: Well, that shouldn't take too long... *To Rudy* We'll settle things outside. You go ahead, and I'll catch up in a bit. Rudy: ... fine. *Makes his way out of the theater through the mess, along with Ramza and Milly, who got a head start* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Rudy waits on the bridge* Rini and Lucca's voices: *From the theater* WUFEI... NO... BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *One combined "WHAM!" sound is heard. Both girls enter* Rudy: What did you two do to the poor guy? Rini: Oh, not much. Just gave him a one-way ticket back to the other side of the fifth wall via Takahashi Super Punch Airlines. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to attend to. *Exits right* Rudy: So, are you going to apologize for those cracks about my heritage, Lucca? Lucca: Why? You started it! Rudy: I did _NOT_! You started it by calling me a fanboy in a _bad_ way! Lucca: You're the one who went all dopey of someone who had the same real name as Rally Vincent! Rudy: So? You're not my girlfriend! You have no good reason to get all jealous just because I like some character I'll never get to see! Lucca: Well, that's because you're too scared to tell me either you like me or you want me to back off! You're just a coward! Rudy: I am _not_! *Takes a step back and turns away from her* I... I've just been hurt too much in the past, that's all. Besides, we have no idea of how long we're gonna be here, so it might be best not to get too attached to one another... Lucca: That's right, we don't know. We've been here for what, two years already? How do you know we won't be here for another two, five, ten years even?! Rudy: ........................... you're right. Lucca: And another thing... *Pause* Did you say I'm right? Rudy: ... yes, you're right, but... *sigh* OK, so I'm scared. There, I said it. Yes, I, uh, sorta... kinda... *cough*blush* like you, but... Lucca: "But" nothing! C'mere, you! *Pulls Rudy to her. The red button flashes. Lucca pushes it hard and faces the screen* What the hell do _you_ want? Can't you see I'm busy here?! [E.C.] Klaus: Terribly sorry, but I just thought of something... That woman was a replacement for Jack, not Rini, right? *Lucca nods* Dammit! Xelloss: *chuckles* Looks like our little Mad brat messed up. ^_^ Klaus: *To Xelloss* Quiet, you! *To the screen* Oh well, there'll be another week. Tell her the usual spiel about revenge and such for me, OK? *The screen goes blank* [SOL] Lucca: *Turns to face Rudy* Ugh, can you believe that~ *Her complaint is broken off by a brief little kiss from Rudy* ... that was unexpected. Rudy: Eheh... *blush* Rini's voice: *Over the P.A.* It's about time! Rudy: *Blush deepens. Whispers to Lucca...* You just _had_ to put in that surveilence system, didn' you? Lucca: *Whispers to Rudy* Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time... *Awkward pause* Rudy: ... you still haven't apologized. Lucca: Why? you started it! Rudy: I did _NOT_! *Seeing as this could get messy, let's just...* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net *Agumon voice* Or I'll digivolve into the next Dark Master! > "It better be the good type of shiznit and not like that 'Dip >your dirty balls in alcohol and rub gently' type of shiznit." Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. 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