Aw hell, I'm out of good "turn" puns... Hey, quit cheering about it! Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "The Return of Lord Thinker" belongs to Dr. Thinker. The intent of this MSTing is not to insult/offend Dr. Thinker, but to simply make a humorous commentary the story. Please don't hurt or flame me. <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Mwahahahahahahahaha! THINKERFIC!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!! MSTing number 6! Whee! *ahem* Sorry, I've had far too much sugar... With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Dycedarg) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (No Parappa!) Rini! (Rudy no baka!) Ramza! (Why me?) Lucca! (I'm a genius!) Citan! (This does not bode well...) Charlooootte! (SMITIN' TIME!!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, though)] *Rudy and Lucca are negotiating a trade of sorts* Rudy: Oh, come on! I'll give you the Butterfree! Lucca: No way! I am _not_ giving up my Pikablu for nothing! Rudy: Not even for a Level 99 Charizard? Lucca: Level 99? Hmm... *The sound of drunken singing can be heard just off-stage* What the hell? Rini: *Comes on the bridge; clearly upset* Seriously, have they no self control? Rudy: What's going on? Rini: Jack finally found where the alcohol has hidden and now not only is _he_ piss drunk, but Ramza is- *On cue, Ramza staggers in* Lucca: Drunk as well? Rini: Yep. Not only that, he thinks I'm a bondage fairy. Lucca: You're kidding! Rini: I wish. Ramza: *Looks directly at Lucca* Bulma! Whad 're you doin' here? Ain't Vejita gonna miss ya? *hic!* Lucca: ... um, yeah. Buh-bye! *Exits* Rudy: Ya know, that connection was almost logical... Ramza: Hey, th' pretty little bondage fariy ish back and she's got a cutie wi' her! Rudy: Wha? Did you just call me a cutie?! O.O Rini: For the last time, I am _NOT_ a "bondage fairy"!! Ramza: Shure, wahddever you shay, Mish Fairy. Who put the big schtick up yer butt, anyway? Rudy: *snicker* Rini: Shaddap! *Thwap!* Ramza: *Leers drunkenly at both Rini _and_ Rudy* How 'bouts we all gets together and- Rudy: Uh, you _do_ know I'm I guy, right? Ramza: Yeah, so? Rudy: *Thinks* This explains so much... O.O Rini: Are implying that the three of us...?!? Ramza: Yeah... *hic* Rini: HENTAI!! Pink Bunny Strike! *About one hundred pink bunnies come from nowhere and attack Ramza* Rudy: "Pink Bunny Strike"?! What kinda dumb name is that? What kind of dumb attack is it, for that matter? Rini: Hey, I didn't come up with it, the boss did. We'll be right back... *Pushes the yellow button* --------------------------- Colonel Sanders: Now at KFC, you can get these Po-kay-mon. Not a toy, but the real thing! Vulpix: Vulpix! *Sets Colonel Sanders on fire* Seel: Seel seel! *Put out the flame with the Water Gun attack* Dratini: Ni! *Attacks the Zubat* Colonel: Aw, f^*k it! *Stomps of the commercial* ------------------------------------------------- Rudy: Can this possibly get weirder? *Lucca and Charlotte enter. Charlotte is carrying a small box* Lucca: I'm back! What's with all the pink rabbits? Rini: *grumble* ramza no hentai... Rudy: Don't ask. *The red button flashes* Just what we need, a call from Pixie, Dixie, and Mr. Jinx. *Presses the button* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: Hello, my dear little pokemon! Are you ready for the invention exchange? [SOL] Lucca: Yep! Charlotte, hand me the box! [E.C.] Mala-chan: Charlotte? I don't recall having anyone named Charlotte up there... [SOL] Rini: Yeah, who is she anyway? Lucca: Well, during the last 'fic, the plot device field in the theater went all wonky and created this copy of me out of my frustrations. Neat, huh? [E.C.] *Cricket chirrping* Mala-chan: Oooookay... Anyway, let's proceed, shall we? [SOL] Lucca: Right. *Takes out a small remote control-like device* This is the Power Nullification Device. All you have to do is point this at an absurdly over-powered character or Avatar, push the right button, and POOF! No more outlandish powers! [E.C.] Mala-chan: *Amazed* That's... really good. B-ko! Bring it out! *B-ko comes on screen wheeling in what appears to be a giant pokeball* This is the Omni-Pokeball! Not only will it pull in even the largest Pokemon, but also people! With this, I can drive all the claustrophobic people in the world mad, and then, then they will _DESTOY THE MULTIVERSE_!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, AHA!! [SOL] Rini: But how would you get someone in there? Isn't that thing too large to throw or transport easily? [E.C.] Mala-chan: ... I hate you. Marle: Do we send them "the 'fic" now? Mala-chan: Yes, we do. Today's fic is "The Return of Lord Thinker". [SOL] Rudy: *blink*blink* You got a Thinkerfic?! [E.C.] Mala-chan: Cool, ain't it? Dycedarg, send it up! Dycedarg: Right! Incoherency, ho!! *Presses a button* [SOL] Citan: *Enters* Could someone please tell me why Jack is hanging upside- down and eating pudding? *The lights flash and the klaxons go off* Rini: We'll tell you later, but now WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN!!! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Joe Chin. You duct tape his mouth shut and keep going. Door 4: It's a "Toshinden 3" CD. You take a sledgehammer and shatter the black mark on the Toshinden series and move on. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Pat! After the still very drunk Ramza makes a pass at her/him, you drag him to... Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears right before you run into the wall. Seating (L-R) Charlotte, Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, Citan. Jack and Hanpan are nowhere to be seen* Rini: Oh great, Jack's missing. Citan: No he isn't; he's in the kitchen hanging upside-down and eating pudding. Rini: *Anime sweatdrop* ......... >Subj: Fine, Lessa/Chibi-Chan Rudy: *Growls* Chibi... Voice: Heheh, heheh! *Anime sweatdrop on the speaker* >Date: Rini: What is something Rudy will never get, Alex? Rudy: Hey! I've had offers- Rini: Like that one earlier? *evil grin* Rudy: Shush, you. >2/3/99 2:16:27 AM Central Standard Time >From: winkstwo@mail.sssnet.com (bob w) >Reply-to: winkstwo@mail.sssnet.com >To: Lessa990@aol.com Rudy: Chibi's an AOLer?! *Laughs* Voice: BOLT! *ZAP!* >Dear Chibi-Can Lucca (T.V. announcer): Now you can get Chibi-Can, the latest in colas that disappear after a month due to lousy sales!! >Fine. He's the story. Take about the first replier. Charlotte: But what if she doesn't want to take the about? >Sign >Dr. Thinker Citan: If you insist. *Says "Dr. Thinker" in sign language* >-------------------- Rini: Look! There's Z and Princess Bala! *Points at random dashes* Ramza: I see them, Mish Bondage Fairy! *SMACK!* Rini: Don't make me summon the pink bunnies again! >"The Return of Lord Thinker" Citan: The little-known sequel to "The Empire Strikes Back". >A Sailor Moon Story Rudy: Sailor Moon?! *Clutches Lucca* Salior Moon bad!! Rini: Rudy, "Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday" was only a very hurtful piece of fanfiction! Sailor Moon is not like that at all! Rudy: Don't care, Sailor Moon bad!! Rini: *Anime sweatdrop* This is going to be _fun_... >By Dr. Thinker >Note 1: Sailor Moon is owned by DIC and Teoi. Citan: It is owned by a black Chocobo?! Rini: That would be "Teioh", not "Teoi". Citan: Oh, right. >Don't sue me, please, or it's the DELETE KEY or ERASE GUN for you. Lucca: Really? You're giving me a new gun? How sweet of you! >I'm own Dr. Thinker. Charlotte: He owns himself? Rini: At least that shows he has confidence in himself... >---------------------------------------------------------------- Rini: Hey! There's General Mandible and Cutter! >I was just getting out of the store. Charlotte: Then the black Chocobo ran him over and he died, the end. >_Just one more person to hold the bags for. Ramza: -and then I shay, "Take thish job an' shove it!" >I'm can't wait to get out of his uniformation. Lucca: "His uniformation"? Who's clothes is he wearing?! Ramza: Ish thish the mornin' after a lemon? *Thwap!* >Hold the phone! Her outfit was a pink overhells Rini: There's more than one hell? Rudy: Hell ain't over; it's just begun! >of Raye Hino, a.k.a Sailor Mars. Rudy: Gah! *Hides under his seat* >"Plastic or Paper, Hino-san?" I asked. >"Cut it, Matthew." replied Raye. Ramza (Matthew): But yer hair ish sho pretty! >"How did you know." I replied. Charlotte (Raye): I'm the psychic one, remember? >"We learn it from Jamie's Misting of your Christmas Pokemon >story." replied Raye. *CRASH!* Lucca: Farewell, fourth wall. We hardly knew ye... Grahf: Doth thou- Citan: I told you to PISS OFF! GO! Grahf: Aw, you're no fun. *Disappears* Rini: *Anime sweatdrop* I don't think I want to know what that's about... >"Oh! Apple Nuts Squares With A Side of Japanese Waton!" Rini: That's sounds pretty good. I'll have to get some after the 'fic's over... >I shouted out allow. Charlotte: He allowed himself to shout? >"Waton is a Chinese dish." remarks Raye. Rini: -and a fun type of destruction! Charlotte: Destruction? Where? >"Speaking of water-down noodles, where's meatball head?" I ask. Ramza (Raye): She's at Darien'sh apartment. Those two screw like rabbitsh! Rini: Hentai! *Whack!* >"Oh, Serena." said "Still in Tokyo. Rini: They're not in Tokyo? Then where the hell are they?! >I was going to tell you some stuff. Citan (Raye): -and then some things, and then some items, and then- *WHACK!* Rudy: Don't you start with the stupid jokes, doc! >But where's your home." Lucca (Raye): I have something for ya, ifyaknowwhatImean! Rini and Citan: Lucca! >"Not far. 4 or 5 blocks." Citan: I thought I told Midori to put those blocks up... >----------------------------------------------------------------- Rini: Look! There's the queen and the ant who's voice is by Stalone! Rudy: Enough with the "Antz", Rini. >Lucky for me, my mother and dad went to Sugar Creek. Rini: Mmm, sugar creek... *drooling noise* >My brother was at school. Citan: I hope he doesn't take the brownies... Fei's voice: Oh great, he's starting with the pot refs again. Elly's voice: Heaven help us all... Rudy: The hell? >"So what's shaking that make you come overseas?" I asked. Lucca: One hell of an earthquake, if it got her overseas! >"Trouble. Rini: *Singing* o/~ And I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E! o/~ Rudy: Country music? Rini: Well, someone had to do it. >A monster attacks that attack. Ramza: And itemsh ushed in battle are itemsh! >We find out that he trying to find a way for Queen Beryl to get back >in this world." replied Raye. Lucca (Raye as Shampoo): And then monster attack Ranma-husband! >"He transported Earth to a unknown place. Citan: He transported an entire planet? Lucca: Forget the senshi, get the Z Fighters! >The Outer Scouts got colds. Rini: But a simple cold wouldn't stop- It'd take at least pneumonia to stop- ARGH! *A giant bunny falls on her* Citan: Now that's downright peculiar... >We need some help. Can you help us." Charlotte (Leia): Help me, Obi-wan Thinker, you're my only hope! >"Sure thing. What's this?" I ask something like that Super Scoope, Rini: Super ice cream scoops? >but painted green, yellow, and orange. Lucca: Say it loud; it's tacky and proud! >"That start, or the end, of the Erase Gun. Your second weapon." >replied Raye. Charlotte (Raye): It's craptacular, right? >"How do you know?" I asked. Charlotte (Raye): Duh, psychic one, remember? >"I find this on back on the Moon. Citan: *Way off-key* o/~ Fly me to the moon... o/~ Rudy: Do us all a favor and don't sing, doc. >They were almost four pieces of this gun really." replied Raye. Lucca (Raye): Really! I mean it! Would I lie to you? >"I hope that it works on that monster." I stated. >"Me, too." Raye remark. >---------------------------------------------------------------- Citan: The lines at the DMV are getting ridiculous. >Raye and I transported to the ruins of my lab back on the Moon >Kidngom. Rini: But you need all the Inners to do that! *Battle aura flickers* >I reconstruct the gun, it was easer that Molly Baxter >a.k.a Sailor Earth's communication/transformation lipstick >holder. Lucca: Insert innuendo of your choice here. >Suprizing, when I transported to Toyko. The Inner Scouts were >with Earth. Rudy (Matthew): And they bought me a spell checker. >"Are you ok?" ask Serena. >"I get some really bad sunburn from being hold up in the middle >of sun, other I'm fine." replied Molly. Citan (Molly): Even though if I were in the middle of the sun, I would be less than a pile of dust now. >"Great! Let's toast that monster!" I stated. Rini: Is this fic making anyone else hungry, or is it just me? >"Lord Thinker, what in heck is that?" Serena asked. Rudy (Lord Thinker): What's what- All right, who pantsed me?! Rini: I see you're feeling better, Rudy. Rudy: *grumble* sailor moon still bad... >"Meet my new weapon. Thinker's Erase Gun." I replied. Lucca (T.V. announcer): Yes, Thinker's Erase Gun! It'll get rid of even the most stubborn of stains! >"Then it's Sailor Time!" replied Serena. Rini: That's Sailor _Pluto_, not _Time_! >"What's going on?" I asked. >"She been watching to many eposides of Power Ranger." Raye >remarks. All but Citan: Go, go, Power Failures! Citan: Whoa, I just had a flashback of the last fight with the Elements... *WHAM!* Rini: Bad Citan! No spoilers! >"MOON ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Serena >"MERCURY ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Amy >"MARS ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Raye >"VENUS ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Mina. >"EARTH ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Molly. >"JUTIPER ETERNAL POWER!" shouted Lita >"LORD POWER!" I shouted. Rini: Shall we? Lucca: Oh, why not? Rini: NITPICKING ETERNAL POWER!! Lucca: HENTAI REFERING ETERNAL POWER!! Charlotte: SMITING ETERNAL POWER!! Ramza: BITE ME POWER!! *WHAM!* Rini: Shaddap! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: Now let's see if you can walk this straight line, pal! >We finded the monster easer. Rini: They found an eraser? The hell? >It look a female mixing machine. Rini (Cheep-Cheep the Cooking Chicken): M.I.X. the flour on the bowl! *WHACK!* Citan (Parappa): M.I.X. the flourflour in the bowlbowl! *WHACK!* Rudy: NO PARAPPA! >"Mixar! Can't be drestoryed!" it shouted. Rini: Cliche 316 at work here. >"You giving food machines, a bad name! Rudy (Sailor Moon): I'll never be able to look at a refrigerator the same way again! Waaaaaaaaaaaah! *Thwap!* Rini: Baka! >On behalf of the Moon, I will Citan (Sailor Moon as Cartman): -kick you square in the- *WHACK!* Rudy: No more "South Park" either! >right wrongs and trumiph over evil. And that's mean you." stated >Sailor Moon. Ramza: Doesh thish mean you'll punish me? *Leers at Rini* Rini: HENTAI! *Slaps him across the face* >"So, your the Moon Princess, Princess Serena!" replied Mixar. Charlotte (Dot): No, I'm Princess Angelina- *WHACK!* Rudy: No more of that joke as well! Rini: My, aren't you cheerful today? >Mixar attacks with his blades. Rini: But he said it was female! Ramza: Smile and nod, Mish Fairy, smile and nod. >The Sailor Scouts and I scrambles into any more any direction you can >think off....up, down. Lucca: Does this vaugely sound like a lemon scene, or is it just me? Rudy: Ack! *Clutches Rini* Sailor Moon bad, Sailor Moon really bad... Rini: You just had to say something about a lemon, didn't you? Lucca: How was I supposed to know he'd relapse? Citan: What are you two talking about? Rini: Ask Jack when he's sober; he'd explain it better than I could. >Each time, we were try our power, but it didn't work. After a talk of >Mercury's Water Harp Tide Wave. Rini: It's Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! *Battle aura flickers* Charlotte: Attacks talk? Cool! ^_^-n Lucca (Atwight): Don't steal our gimmick, you! Citan (Dymlos): Yeah! We were talking way before these new-fangled attacks! >"What happen to me? I'm feel weak. How can you defeat me?" ask >Mixar. Rini: Because cliche number 1a says, "The good guys always win." Citan: 1a? What's 1b? Rini: 1b is: In the case of a dark/anti-fic, evil can and probably will prevail. >"Simple. I'm got behive you Charlotte (Sailor Earth): And the bees will attack you! Mwahahahahahahahaha! >and we start attack at the sametime...... Ramza: *Sarcastically* Combined attacks. How original. >you were too focus on Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars to focus on us." Citan (Mathiu Silverberg): See the power of my science? Mathiu: *Whacks Citan with a rolled up newspaper* Don't steal my line! *Disappears* Citan: What the...? Rini: It's a running gag; don't ask. Rudy: *Recovers a little* What kinda idiot tells the enemy their battle plan, anyway? >replied Sailor Earth from top of building. Ramza: And then she fell off it and died, the end. Rini: It's good to see you're sobering up, Ramza. Ramza: I feel like I'm gonna hurl. Rudy: *Takes out a Dixie cup* If you're gonna spew, spew in this. *Hands it to Ramza* Ramza: Thanks, I think... >"Good plan. I has a weapon just in case of his." Mixar stated. Rini (Mixar): Say hello to the complete works of Rod Stewart! Everyone else (Random senshi): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >"Take this!" His attack was to swing a very shape knife around like >he was sword. Lucca: Mixar's a Swordian! Citan (Clemente): Dammit, he was hiding in Berselius- *WHAM!* Rini: NO SPOILERS, FANBOY! >I'm summon my Delete Key Sword. Ramza: Summoning Levithan would work even better. >We fighting swordfight Rini: o/~ Everybody was swordfight fighting! o/~ >until his knife was attack by a red rouse. Ramza: Kodachi Kunou! Rini: That's the _Black_ Rose, not the _Red_ one. >"Hey! Mixar, it's not nice to bite the end that feed you." >replied a cape-man. Rudy: *Lets go of Rini* The hell's that supposed to mean? Ramza: I think it means, "I got a good feeling!" Rudy: *Looks at Ramza oddly* If you say so... >"Tudexo Mask. Where have your been?" I shouted. Charlotte ("Tudexo Mask"): I've been looking for Tuxedo Mask. You know where he is? >"Lord Thinker, I'm pressume. Lucca: Oh! While you're pressing things, could you iron a few things for me too? >I'm think this machine should been shoot." Ramza: What machine is that- *urk!* *Runs off-screen. Retching sounds can be heard* Rini: I was wondering when he was going to do that... >"YOU GET IT!" I replied. Citan: Actually, we do not get it... Fei's voice: Just like your college years, right? Citan: Shove it, Fei. Wait, if you can listen in, why don't you try to get us down from here? Fei's voice: Two words: Plot Device. Bart's voice: Besides, it's more fun this way! >I took out my weapon. Rini: Any Calamity Jane riffs? Rudy: Do one and die slowly and painfully. >"Hope this works." Rini: Any bets that it won't? Anyone? Citan: I don't take sucker bets, Rini. Rini: Damn. >I'm return my Delete Key sword back to my Hammerspace, and take >out my Erase Gun. Rini: But didn't he just- but- ARGH! *Becomes super deformed* Nani?! Rudy: Ha, ha! SD Rini: Sit on it and rotate, baka. *Becomes full-sized again* Ramza: *Walks in shakily and sits down* Ugh... >"THINKER ERASE GUN ACTIVION!" I shouted. Rini: Holy Flare! Rudy: Fury Shot! Lucca: Fire Spin! Citan: Festive Wind! Ramza: *Weakly* ultima. Charlotte: Butterfree, I choose you! Everyone else: *groan* >A group of light attack the monster. Rudy: "A group of light"? What, did some steal my Prism Laser ARM? >"You know what to do!" I stated. Lucca (British): Wink wink, nudge nudge, saynomore, saynomore. >"Get it!" replied Sailor Moon. "MOON TAIRA MAGIC!" Rini: Pink Bunny Strike! Rudy: Guardian Summon! Lucca: BOOT TO THE HEAD! Citan: Crystal Water! Ramza: Zodiac. Charlotte: Sleep Spore! >The monster was cover in light..and then just brown dust that >dissappear quicker then piece of cake on my plate. Rini: Caaaaaake... *Drools* >"I'm better get back home. See you next time, you have MEGA-ZORD >problem." I stated. Citan: *Imitates rimshot* Rudy: Don't you start that too. >----THE END--------------------------------------------------- Ramza: *sigh* Are there any two words that are more beautiful? Rini: Yep; chocolate bar. Rudy: Is that all you think about? Food? Rini: No, but the other things I think about aren't appropriate to say. Rudy: Not unlike what Ramza was saying earlier. Rini: Yeah, but less... eww. *shudder* Rudy: Ah. Ramza: What are you talking about? Rini: You don't remember? Ramza: No, I sorta blacked out after the redition of "Friends in Low Places" *Rini and Rudy aquire anime-style sweatdrops* Rini: Oy vey... >E-mail at winkstwo@sssnet.com >--------------------------------------------------------------- *All exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] Lucca: Well, that was... interesting. Rudy: *Cheerfully* No more Sailor Moon! ^_^ Citan: If you can ignore the grammar, it's not really that bad, especially for the self-insertion genre. Rudy: It's Sailor Moon fanfiction. It's bad automatically. Citan: It could have been much worse. Rudy: How? Citan: It could have been... oh, what do they call them? A citrus fruit? Rini: You mean, a "lemon"? Citan: Yes, that's the word. It could have been a lemon. Rudy: *shudder* I see your point. You know, something's not quite right... It's like we forgot something... Rini: You mean, the obligatory "Blue's Clues" reference? Rudy: Yeah, that's it. There was no stupid "Blue's Clues" ref made during the entire story! *The red button flashes* Lucca: The Powerpuff Girls are calling. *Presses the button* [E.C.] Dycedarg: "POWERPUFF GIRL"?!? *WHAM* Mala-chan: *Tosses mallet aside* Shut it, boy! Well, my darling little space cadets, it looks like you made through the fic in one piece. Very commendable. [SOL] Rini: We do our best... to spite you, that is! [E.C.] Mala-chan: Funny... but you won't think it's so funny when I- B-ko: *AHEM!* Mala-chan: -when _WE_ find the fic that will crush you! Happy now? B-ko: Yes, quite. Mala-chan: Dycedarg! Push the button! Dycedarg: Right. *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Please tell me what you think! Not one person has said anything about these and I'm beginning to think no one reads them! >"Hey! Mixar, it's not nice to bite the end that feed you." >replied a cape-man. Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker"