Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned by the ever-dear Dr. Thinker. Thanks again for sending me the rest of this, Thinker-san. ^_^ No Wind Mice were harmed in the production of this MSTing. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Ah, the charming incoherence of Thinker. What can I really say about this? No, _really_, I can't think of anything worth saying on the subject. ^^;;; With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Dycedarg) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rini! (I gotta BELIEVE!) Rudy! (NO PARAPPA!) Ramza! (Why me?) Lucca! (I'm BRILLIANT! ^_^) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, though)] *Rini and Rudy are on the bridge playing a card game of some sort* Rudy: Oh yeah? *Put a card down* I win. Hand over your Ramza card. *Holds out his hand* Rini: *grumble*mutter* brat *growl* *Hands Rudy a card. Jack walks on the bridge* Jack: Whatcha doin'? Rudy: Playing Triple Triad. I won again. ^_^ Rini: Beginner's luck. Rudy: You just won't admit you suck at this game. ^_^ Rini: Oh yeah?! I'll show you! I call Random Rule for the next game! Rudy: ... "Random"? Crap... *The yellow button flashes* Jack: Um, we'll be right back... *Presses the button* ---------------------------------------------------------- *A half-Raichu, half-human hybrid girl stands in front of a surreal background* Girl: Hiya! Aren't SD plushies adorable? *Takes a Squall plushie out of Hammerspace and hugs it* But, aren't they so hard to find? *The plushie disappears* That's why we're offering THIS! *Takes out a shoebox* The Shoebox of SD Bishounen! All your favorites in SD plushie form in one box! *Takes out a Squall plushie and a Ashton plushie out of the box and hug them* And for the guys, we have... *Takes out a refridgerator box* The Big-Ass Box of SD Kawaii Anime Girls! *Takes out a SD Sofia* Is ka- *Looks at it disgustedly, then tosses it. She then takes out a SD Lina doll* Is kawaii, ne? ^^;; Call 123-4567 to order!* Ja ne! ^_^ -------- Rudy: Feh, if they had a _Rally Vincent_ one, then I'd consider it. Rini: *Puts a card down* I win, Roughnight. Fork over your Cecilia card, boy. *Holds out her hand* Rudy: *growl* I _hate_ the Random Rule... *Gives Rini the card and a dirty look. The red button flashes* Jack: Hey, The Archies are calling. *Presses the button* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: *cough*cough* Hewwo. Hewe's "Messila's Jouwney". Mawle! Where's my andihisdamine? Marle: *Runs in* Your cold medicine? It's right here. *Hands Mala-chan some pills. Mala gulps them down quickly* Wow, without any water too... O.o;; B-ko: *Wanders in* Has anyone seen my friend's invention I was going to use today? Marle: I don't think so... who's your friend? B-ko: His name's Ashton. Ashton Anchors. He made some kinda medicine... I don't recall off-hand what it does, tho'. Marle: *!!* They wouldn't be in pill form or little and red, would they? ^^;; B-ko: Why yes! Yes they were. Have you seen them? Mala-chan: ... I godda go now... *Runs to the bathroom* Marle: ... oopsie. ^^;; B-ko: Oh well, time for your fic! *Presses the "send" button* [SOL] *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Jack: WE GOT THINKER SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Lammi and Parappa! They're fighting for the spot of "Most Beloved Paper-Thin Character". After Rini tells them that her favorite's PJ Berri, you get chased to... Door 4: It's a squirrel sitting on a bench. After Gabriel comes and sits on the bench, you move on. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: Xelloss appears, grinning. When you ask why, he says "Sore wa, himitsu desu.*" (*That is a secret.) You go on, puzzled by his words. Door 1: You find out what the secret is. Tinkerbelle is dead, but the opening that appears here is open. (Rudy: I shouldn't have said I don't believe in fairies... ^^;;) Seating (L-R): Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Rini: Way to go, kid, you killed Tinkerbelle! Jack: You bas- MMPH! Lucca: *Removes her hand from Jack's mouth* That's been used too many times already. Rudy: I said I was sorry! ^^;; >Subj: The Suprize is the Rest of Messila's Pokemon. All: ............ >Date: 10/7/99 3:41:51 AM Central Standard Time >From: winkstwo@sssnet.com (Odin) *Lucca mumbles something about "worthless Guardian Forces"* >To: Lessa990@aol.com >File: Suprize.zip (34278 bytes) >DL Time (28800 bps): < 1 minute Rudy: One minute?! How many parts _are_ there?! Voice: I got 4-14. Have fun, dearies! ^_^ Rini: I'll get the asprin. *Gets up and exits* >You get a zip file of the rest of Messila Pokemon Journey, as >well as a new for your sattile, Jack: Aren't those used in mosaics? Ramza: That's "tiles", not "sattiles". >the Sattile of Games, since most of your riff come from Games, Rudy: Our current name is apt too; we're SOL all right... ^^;; Jack: Hey, then we'd be on the SOG! Ramza: Should I get the mop then? *rimshot* Lucca: It'd be better than being on the SOB. ^^;; Jack: The Satellite of Bacon? Lucca: You're acting dumb on purpose, aren't you? *Jack nods* >such as Xenogear and WIld Arms. Well, since, you usually add >e-mails from me. I'm going to make it longer. *Lucca giggles insanely* Rudy (Austin Powers): It's not mine! This just ain't my bag, baby! ^^;; Jack: What do you mea- HEY! >Odin, my brother, want to check to see if they was any stories, >I left on the old computer, they was a lot of them, including >what in this zip file. Rudy: *Flatly* Lucky _us_. *Rini comes back in* Rini: I got the asprin. Did I miss anything? Rudy: Aside from Thinker suggesting a new name for this place, no. Rini: Drat. >I hope AOL can handle ZIP, better then it handles it's >phone-lines. Lucca: And lamers. Don't forget the lamers. Rini: How _can_ we? *The voice mutters something about spam* >Sign >Dr. Thinker Ramza: Like this? *Holds up a sign reading, "Dr. Thinker"* >P.S. Blame the HTML in a e-mail >Messila Journey - Part 4 >Rockin' In Krayon Rini: Krayon? Didn't Rudy eat a lot of those as a kid- *Thwap!* Ow! *rimshot* Rudy: No more than you, tomboy! >---------------------------------------------------------- Lucca: He really _did_ make it longer; wow. Jack: Lucca! Rini: Huh? >The small Charmander was hide well in the grass, expect the eyes >of the Pidgey. Pidgey used it gust attack to knock Charmander >out. Rini: o/~ Mama said knock you out! o/~ >Charamander thought it was gone, until a small potion drop down, All: ............ Lucca: On behalf of everyone's sanity, we will refrain from a "TOGG!" gag here. >just that he need two paws to get. Suprizing Pidgey Jack: Pet of Commented Crono! ^_^ >did on doing a Sand Attack. That give Charamander time to drink >up on the potion restoring his energy. All: Chug! Chug! Chug! >Charamander look up at this owner, Messila Samatha Wetall. >"Go Pokeball!" *A Pokeball falls from the sky. It's duct-taped shut and has a spirit ward taped to it. The ward falls off and the ball bursts open, revealing...* Xelloss: Hello again! ^_^ Rudy and Lucca: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >Messila was throwing a Pokeball at the Pidgey. The light of from >the Pokemon dragged Pidgey back to its source, the Pokeball. Xelloss: So _that's_ what they use 'em for after they neuter the Pokemon... *WHAM!*WHACK!*WA-TAK!* ^_^;; Rini: That was utterly _WRONG_! Rudy: That was _way_ over the line! Lucca: I wanted to say it, jerk! >Messila want her usual waiting period--10 mintunes. Jack: "Mintunes"? Lucca: What is what you get when you refine the Chibi-Siren card? >At the answer was the same as the first time: A new Pokemon. >Charamander took at look at his master, Messila. He saw that he >was smiling. Rudy: Whoa! Messila had a sex change operation! O.o;; >----------------------------------------------------------------- Xelloss: Is that the line you said I crossed earlier? ^_^ Rudy: Chibi, you mind? Voice: Oh, right. *Xelloss vanishes* Sorry 'bout that again. Someone took the Pokeball I sealed him in earlier and... ^^;; >"Messila, you get 3 great Pokemon! Oddish, Charamander and >Pidgey. What are you going to do at the Gym?" ask Iris. Jack (Messila): I'm going to Disneyland! >"Get my first Pokemon badge." Messila declared. >"You don't have a Grass Pokemon, expect Iris. Wait until you >catch a Bulbsuar." remarked Iris Ramza; Oh, I know what that meant! It said, "I feel asleep!" All: ............... >"No! Oddish, will just be a good as well. Any type of grass can >send a cold shiver drop Onix's thought." said Messila. "Let's go! >Time is wasting!" Rini: Like Ally McBeal? *rimshot* Lucca: Then it'd be "wasting away". Rini: Oh, right. >I think she need a really check, remarks Iris. Rudy: A check? I'll take it if she don't want it. ^_^ >----------------------------------------------------------------- Ramza: Look, someone ran over a snake! >By nighttime, they have reach the Pokemon Center in the town >knight. Messila and Iris meet a 35 year-old women, named Tonya. >Messila knows her name from the Internet, in fact. Rudy: Must... resist... making... tasteless comment... >.< >Tonya nickname is Gossip. >"Hey! Gossip! Any Gossip about the town leader?" ask Messila. >"Yes, Messila.", said Tonya, "From a source that is a Gym Trainer >who lives around here. Told me the lastest Gym Leaders does like >rocks, but most other Gym Leaders tell me that just rock dust. *All look to Ramza* Ramza: What? All else: *Anime sweatdrop* ............... >I ask worker at the Pokemon Market, he told me, that he said it >means, the Gym Leader does uses Pokemon. Anywhy, next town, I >will off to will be River Town." Jack: A town full of Joan Rivers clones? *shudder* >"I hate to say it, but it's not a man. It's a women." stated >Messila Lucca: The Gym Leader's Siamese twins? >"WOMEN??" ask Tonya. "What Women?" Jack: Girlfriend of Says Cloud! ^_^ Rudy: One more comment like that, Van Burace, and you're in for it. >"Kate Rudy: Off her- >Rocker." remarked Ramza: *Truly in awe* Wow, that's profound... Rini: What? Oh, never mind... >"Rocker as in Kate Rudy: We will, we will- >Rocker! Rats, you don't have any boys will you that good thing. Ramza: Madame, I'm insulted! I did no such thing with my male troups! *Mumbling quickly* OKthatonetimebutIwasdrunkIswearplease don'ttellmybrothersthey'lldisownmeandIwon'tgetmyinheritance... ^^;; Rini: *Shaking her head* I don't want to know, I really don't... Lucca: *To Rudy* Ten bucks says he's making this up as he goes along. Rudy: *To Lucca* You're on! >Because rumor as it, Kate Rudy: Are you ready to- >Rocker is twin sister to Brock Rudy: In the town of Bed- *Thwap!* Rini: Will you stop that already? >Rocker. It could be true. I saw her picture, it look all >most like Brock, expect she wears glass and have her eyes open >all the time. Plus a very long black hair All: MOUSSE! Jack: And all this time, we thought Mousse was a boy... >that if she turns around, you might think it a un-even shaved >beard." Tonya said. "Like Brock, Kate loves to hunt down for >boys...too much. Lucca (Kate's friend): Dammit, Kate, that was the last deer in this forest! You gotta stop hunting for those boys; they think it's creepy! >But they are one group of boys that she hates..any boys that are >that group called "TEAM ROCKET!" Ramza: Never heard it called that before. ^^ Rudy: *Sarcastic* Thank you for sharing that with us. >"Ok! See you around Tonya." said Messila." >-------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Bad day for surfing, huh? >Next morning. Messila walk in and face a small man with glass >near a state of a Tewasiuan, a extinct gorrila Pokemon, that was >belive to the start of the human race. Lucca: So that explains why it's holding a starter pistol. *rimshot* >"You can't be Kate." said Messila. >"I'm not. I'm Rudy: -Grahf, seeker of caffine. Couldst thou point me to a Starbucks? All else: *Anime sweatdrop* .............. >Traus, a hint master. I'm free. You can ask me anything?" ask the >man. Jack: OK, why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog _buns_ come in packs of eight? >"Where's the Gym Leader." >"Oh, Kate. She at the rock wall." Traus said "She's extreme, Ramza (Mike Nelson): Extreeeeeeeeeme RICE! >and tough as nail. She said strong will power is the only way to >win. Ramza: Not when you can cast Ultima or Zodiac. Magic relies on Faith Points, not Brave Points. ^_^ >I'm hope you get grass Pokemon will you. You going to be need it. >Good luck. I'm off to River Town." Jack (Traus): With my trusty machine gun. Joan Rivers will DIE! Rudy: Jack? You're scaring us now. >Messila walk into the next room. There on top of the wall was a >gorgeous Africa-American will long curry black hair, Rini: Akane must have made it then. Curry isn't supposed to be black... unless it's burnt. *rimshot* Rudy: He meant _curly_, not _"curry"_. Rini: So? >she was wearing a pink shirt, and pink skirt. Allthought, Kate's >back was turned. Messila saw Kate's glass ending near the left or >right ear. Jack: Then which one is it? Rudy: *Pointing alternately to the left and right as he speaks* Eenie, meanie, miney, moe... >"Hey! Those wholes look big to hide a small Pokemon in." Messila >said >"This is game of hide and seek. Onix and Geodude love it. Each of >these Pokemon. So what do you want? " ask Kate Lucca: I'd say someting, but I don't want to be hit today. >"A Pokematch!" shout Messila Rini: o/~ Pokematchmaker, Pokematchmaker, make me a Pokematch... o/~ >"I was waiting all morning for one!" Kate shout as she jerk >around quicker then light. "The rule are one Pokemon each. No >time limit and of course, any thing can go! Go Onix!" Jack: Other pet of Commented- *WHAM!* Rudy: *Discards bent Iron Fan* I said knock it off, Van Burace. >A long rope of rocks appear. On closes to the other side, appears >to larger then the rest, and have eyes on it. Rini: *Mock paranoid* The rocks! They have _EYES_! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! >[Onix: A rock Pokemon. In the wild, Onix uses it snake-live body >to get by rocks and squash its prey. It sametimes called a Rock >Snake.] Ramza: I know something else that's called- MMPH! Rini: *With her hand over Ramza's mouth* _No_. >"Go! Oddish!" >Oddish appear like a small snack to the big snake. Rudy (Beefy boy as Onix): Mmmm, LEAFY! >Kate Rocker, Rudy: -and roller. >"ONIX! Tackle it!" >Oddish was quick on it his two little feet. He move out of the >way, and Onix ended with his face in the wall. Jack (Nelson): Ha ha! >Kate "Blind him!" It didn't work. >"Oddish! Asborb!" command Messila. >Onix was attack by a small bubble that took away all of this >power!" Rudy: How does that work anyway? Lucca: *shrug* Maybe it's champagne bubbles and rock Pokemon have the same alcohol tolerance as Ramza. Ramza: Eheh... ^^;; >Kate Rudy: Barbie and the- Rini: ... I don't want to know why you know of that... >Rocker jumps down and Onix catch her. >"Why are you in rock pokemon?" said Messila. Jack: "[I]n rock Pokemon"? Eew, that's just wrong... >"Long time ago, I was driving on bus with no seat beat and we >have a crash, lucky for someone on that bus was a Pokemon trainer >that have a Onix. It save me. Lucca (Kate): But for some reason, I get deleted when I get shaken realy hard... >I wish to thank the person who save me." >"That would me!", said a person. The person was in female Asain- >American in a wheel chair Rudy: A fetus saved her? Rini: You're getting just as bad as Jack with the bad jokes, Rudy. >"The name is Celia Deedon, Rini: CELINE DION?!? *High-pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Ramza and Rudy clutch their ears in pain* >Pokemon Trainer Champion - Wheel Chair League & Champion of the >Pokemon World League." >"You are the CHAMPION!!" Messila said. All: A winner is YOU! >"Yes", " I hope I will still been the Champion when you become >closer to facing the Elite Four. For right now, get go on to >River Town on face, your next Gym Leader. I'm going be keep on >you. You might have the power to defeat me! " Jack: By the power of Greyskull! All else: *collective groan* >"I try my best." said Messila said as she and Iris exited the >Gym. Rini (Snagglepuss): Exit, stage left! >--THE END Ramza: o/~ -of the world as we know it, this is/ The end of the world as we know it... o/~ >THINGS ARE GOING GOOD MESSILA. BUT NEXT TIME, HER POKEMON FINDS A >TRUCK WITH CHIP IN IT Jack (Chip): Let me out! Let me out! I don't wanna go to Tijuana to particpate in a black market Viagra ring! The bunny's _forcing_ me to go! Rudy (Bun-Bun): Kiki, step on the gas! Rini (Kiki): Step on the gas, step, step, step on the gas! Rudy (Bun-Bun): Why do I even bother with her...? >AND MESSILA FACES A VERY REAL TEAM ROCKET MEMBERS FOR A CHANGE. >Look out for Part 5 soon. >=============================================================== Jack: *Ducks* Not to mention those darn lawn darts players! *All exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL? SOG? Whatever?] Rudy: I say our current name _stays_! Jack: No way! Change it! Lucca: But it's part of our SVAM identity now! *CRASH!* Rudy: Fourth wall. Lucca: Sorry. Ramza: So? It's embarrasing to tell people! "Where are you from? The Satellite of Love? The _WHAT_ Out of Luck?!" Do you know of all the stares we get from those who call up here?! Charlotte: Satillite of Games! Satillite of Games! ^_^ Rini: I stand by the boss's original decision. The name stays. Boss, which side are you on? Voice: The winning side, of course. Rini: But it's a tie. Voice: Not for long. I'm setting up a poll to let the fans vote for their favorite name at "Organized Chaos!" Rudy: This'll be good... What do we call it until you get the results? Voice: What you usually call it, that's what. *The red button flashes* You'd better get that; Aunt Hilda and Zelda are calling. *Ramza presses the button* [E.C.] Mala-chan: *hic* *Turns into a Lunar dragon (think "flying cat")* I'm gonna _kiwl_ Mawle faw dis! *hic* *Turns into a chimera* *hic* *Turns into a Felipool (think "cat-girl")* B-ko: It was an honest mistake. Ashton said he could come up with a cure by tomorrow... ^^;; Mala-chan: He'd bedder! *hic!* *Turns into a man* Oy... Push da buddon, Dycedawg. *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com You gotta do what? I gotta BELIEVE! ^_^ >"Yes, Messila.", said Tonya, "From a source that is a Gym Trainer >who lives around here. Told me the lastest Gym Leaders does like >rocks, but most other Gym Leaders tell me that just rock dust. Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. Go to the "Poll" page to vote for your favorite name for the satillite! Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick)