Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned by the ever enimgmatic Dr. Thinker. and is welcome to it. The intent of this MSTing is not to insult/offend Dr. Thinker, but to simply make a humorous commentary the story. Please don't hurt or flame me. <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) MSTing number... um... er... I forget. Heheh, heheh! ^^;; With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, though)] *Rini, Rudy, and Ramza are on the bridge* Rini: Hmm... Ya know, it's been almost a month since we've gotten another fanfic. Rudy: Sssssh! You'll jinx us! Rini: We're out in space, how much worse can it get? Rudy: ... good point. Ramza: It still is puzzling; you'd think they'd at least tell us why... *The red button flashes. Ramza pushes it* [Evil Central] *The screen is completely black. You can hear snippets of a conversation going on* Mala-chan: Stupid....virus...machines...down... Dycedarg: ...Marle...file..."Important"... Marle: ...was I...to know?! Crono...address...thought...sent...! Dycedarg: Stupid...girl! Marle: *inaudible* Mala-chan: B-ko's rep...ment...still...arrived! Can't...fic... What...we...do?! [SOL] Rini: What? A virus took down their computers and they can't send any fics up? Rudy: And B-ko's replacement isn't there yet? Ramza: How much luckier can we get? [E.C.] Mala-chan: Get...Bill Gates...fix...computers! Marle: But...evil! Dycedarg: Wimp...call...now! *The audio cuts out* [SOL] Rini: Bill Gates? I think we're in trouble... Rudy: At least we won't get a fic this week... Ramza: But who'll get it in our place? Voice: Hehehe! No worries, it'll go into capable hands... ---------------------------------------------------------- [Citan's house, less than ten mintues after the last parts of "The Price of Redemption" were sent] "Hello!" chirrped the disembodied voice. "Back already? It's barely been ten minutes since you sent us that Pokemon fic!" Billy exclaimed. "Yeah, so? If you thought that was bad, here's another one! enjoy!" The television flips to another odd channel. "*sigh* Here we go again," mumbled Fei. --------------------------------------------- >Note 1: This time, my story is a Mary Sue. Other voice: Too late, we already have one. Rini's voice: Baka! *Thwap!* Fei: Huh? >Her name is Messila > Samatha Wetall. Fei: Messila Samatha _WHAT_?! Citan: Oh, this is going to hurt badly... >The first name comes from Messila > Picard, Mr. Raliff's Star Trek messer up. Billy: The quicker, thicker messer-upper? Bart: That's just weird, kid. >Samatha comes > from Samatha Jones, JOLT's avator in the AAA. The third > comes from a bad spelling from Fei's gear Fei: It is...? How does he...? Ow... Citan: Do not think about it and it will hurt less, Fei. >in > Xenogoears, a new Sqaure game. Fei: Game? I ain't no video game character! Citan: *sigh* Should I tell him? Billy: Nah, his head'll probably explode if you did. >Note 2: The universe of Pokemon must be explain. Citan: You see, someone took some LSD and- Fei: Doc! Citan: What? You act like you could give a logical explaination for Jigglypuff! >In this > universe, they are cute monsters Citan: *Mumbling* cute, my ass... Maria: ......... *Whispers to Billy* he's being ooc again... Billy: *Whispers to Maria* tell me something I don't know. >that makes the monsters. These monster are not evil. Billy: -except Pikachu, according to Fritz Fraundorf. >These monster are > captured and used to battle against there own kind. The > monsters are called Pocket Monsters, or Pokemon for > short. >Note 4: POKEMON is owned by Nintendo, Inc. and many other > companies. This is MINE STORY! Maria: Can we give it back, then? Voice: No! >Note 6: Ash's part the world is in Japan. Messila does North > American. Bart: That sounds like the name of a bad porno movie. Fei: Bart! Billy: How would you know that, Bart? Bart: ......... >The Pokemon League is all over the world, > even Austrila and New Zealand. >Note 7: When ever a do a funny looking e, like the one in the > middle of the title, Pokemon, Netscape reads it as > either, a comma or a funny looking S. So, I'm not using > that thing! Maria: A spell-checker, that is. >--------------------------------------------------------------- >MESSILA'S JOURNEY >PART 1 - FIRST STEP!! Billy (Doting parent): Aw, it's taking it's first steps! Honey, got the camera! >by Dr. Thinker >---------------------------------------------------------------- >Hello. My name is Messila Samatha Wetall. Maria (Messila): -and I'm a Jerichoholic. Fei: Wetall again? Ow... >My age is 12 years old. >My spelling is about as good as some called "Dr. Thinker" mouth >out of some in a chat room about Mystery Science Theater 300. Bart: Looks like the budget's been cut again. >I'm >usually missed the change to get my Pokemon Trainer License. You >see, I'm most a little forgetful. My mother usually gives my >a notice, ad of time. Citan: Legend of Zelda 64 2: The Ad of Time! >Tomorrow, is that day. I have I won't forget. Fei: No matter how hard we try. >Sign Bart: Daravon. >Messila S. Wetall Fei: Ow... Billy: Will you please stop that? Fei: No. >P.S. If I do forget to go. I don't think I remember until > I'm 20 years old. Fei: Ow... Billy: What are you "ow"ing about this time? It didn't mention Weltall that time. Fei: The grammar mistakes, that's what. Ow... >----------------------------------------------------------------- Bart (Police officer): All right, now let's see ya walk this line, Mr. Black. Billy: Hey! Leave my dad outta this! >Messila woke up with a start. Citan: The X button would have worked too. Billy: What, no "death to Pokemon" cracks yet? Citan: Give me time... >She must have that dream in which she was attack a powerful >Pokemon before getting her Maria: -butt kicked by Mewtwo. >license and her starting Pokemon. That won't happen, Messila >thought as she walked down the stairs. Citan: Sadly, she tripped and fell down the stairs, breaking her neck and dying, the end. >It was only 5:00, she decide to get a visit a few web pages. Bart (Messila): I wonder what's new on Sakura's lemon site today- Fei: Bart! She's only 12! Bart: So? Oscar was 13. Fei: Ow... Maria: Can I hit him now? Voice: Go for it. *Smack!* Bart: Ow! >First, too Pokemon League Central, a web page based on world >news of Pokemon..both bad and good. Nothing new. Now to Pokemon >League's North American Branch Page. Great! Citan: Geh reh-hy! Ver' guh! Fei: Do I want to know what that's about? Billy: Bad RPG joke, don't ask. >It was full of news about Pokemon trainers all owner and Gym >Leaders. She decide on print it out on a piece of paper, Maria: That's what one usually prints stuff out on. >and start up her printer. She click on the print Citan (Parappa): Click on the print! >on her lastest version of Netscape's browser. Bart (Little kid): It's the vewy lastest one in the whole wide world! >----------------------------------------------------------------- >POKEMON LIST -- NORTH AMERICAN POKEMON GYM CITY/LEADERS/BADES Bart: What? Babes? Billy: He just mispelled "badges", Bart. Bart: Aw... >--------------------------------------------------------------- >CITY GYM LEADER BADES > >Krayon Kate Rocker Rock Badge >River Town Mark Riverson Water Badge >Pearl Bay Jake Surge* Maria: SUUUUUUUUUUUURGE! Fei: Ow... Maria: Well, somebody had to say it! > Shock Badge >Jardon Celvin Farmer Grass Badge Billy: Citan, don't say it. Citan: Oh, where is your sense of humor, Billy? >Mynd City Charlie Minder Mind Badge >Firaton John Warming Fei: Is that anything like that El Nino thing? > Fire Badge >Kaintan Tom Padus Posion Badge >Niforsa Jessie Smith Ground Bagde. >Peke ELITE FOUR'S HEADACHES Fei: I think I got all four of them right now, ow... >NO BADGES Billy: We don't need no steeking badges! Fei: Ow... Billy: Cut that out! >----------------------------------------------------------------- >*Jake Surge is the brother of Lt. Surge. Click on the links to go >to more information. >----------------------------------------------------------------- >After printing out the list, she head to her newgroups files. She >click on the name: alt.fan. Bart: -lemon? *Smack!* >pokemon. She saw that it has about 50. It turns out that many people >were talking about what kind of Pokemon to have, and the fun of the >hunt. Citan: With big, rusty bear traps littered across the countryside, just waiting for a Pokemon or trainer to set it off... >And of course, rumor monsters like a blue Pikachu, or a green Moewth. >She, then want to open up her bookmarks and want to Prof. Oak's Bart: -house of pancakes. >Information Page, about Pokemons. After, he reading. She decide on >get the Pokemon section out of the paper. It was 10:00 A.M. , her >mother will be down soon. She closed of all her browser's windows, >clicked hang up on her dailer, Bart: Anyone get that? Fei: I think it meant "10-10-10-321-10" >closed her window and turned off her computer. Then, she walk out >the room and walk to the door of the house. Carefully, she open >up the house's front door Citan: -not knowing of the axe murderer lurking outside... >and walk into outside to the porch and bend down to pick up the >local paper, Celarton Sun Journal. She quicky run back inside and >slam the door shut as her mother come down. Citan: -from her high. Billy: Enough with the drug refs, Citan. Citan: Oh, shush. >"Good morning, Messila. Today, is Pokemon Trainer Lisence. >Remember that call, I made few a day ago which I didn't tell you >what I did." ask Messila's mother. Bart (Messila's mother): Well, I sold you into slavery. The buyer will be were in ten minutes. >Messila nodded. "Why?" Maria (Messila's mother): Because Hanpan said so. >"I decide to take the day off, I'm driving you to Prof. Maples's >lab." replied Messia's mother. Billy: And there was much rejoicing. All: *Blandly* Yay. >Messila jumped and hugged mothers Bart: Mothers' _what_? Maria: Eww... Fei: Bart! >and run upstairs day to change her clothes. In a pink backbag, Maria: Pink? Bleh! >she tossed a few week of clothings, even underwears. Billy: _THRILL_ at the intense packing action! Bart (Happosai): I got Messila's panties! I got Messila's bra! Hotcha! *SMACK!* OW! Fei: Now that was uncalled for, Bart! >Then, she picked out a blue blouse and blue jeans. Next, she put >on a blue jacket. Maria: I think I'm picking up a theme here... Billy: Yes, it's very subtle, but it's there... >Top of it with a Pokemon League's hat, Messila thought as she >place a hat on, and you look a would-be Master Trainer. Bart: Must... resist... must... not say it... she's only 12... Fei will hit me if I say it... >"Ready!" shout Messila to her mother. Citan: So _that_ is where that voice in the fishing game came from! >As soon as Messila get out of the car. She was awe. Fei: -at all the grammar mistakes? >She thought that she might be going to the Univeristy or College. >It was bigger then her school, Lakin Middle School, Fei: Does it bother anyone else that "Lakin" looks a lot like "Lacan"? Ow... >about 50 times in high. Citan: I _would_ comment, but Billy would start whining about drug references again. Billy: *Whiny* I do not whine! >As she walk up, she found empty lakes and small brenchs. Maria: If they're empty, why are they still called lakes? Fei: What's a "brench"? >As she move closer to the building, she sees sliding door. She >loves Billy: -Raymond? Fei: Ow... Billy: It wasn't that bad! Maria: Just keep telling yourself that, Billy. >them. Bart: She loves sliding doors? Kinky! *SMACK!* Maria: Pervert! >In fact, usually, as the case might be, she decide on learn >on a second that take for them to open. Citan: What language is the writer speaking? Bart: Daravonese, probably. Daravon: That which the darkened items will not appear! All: ??? Billy: Where...? Voice: Sorry, I'll get rid of 'im. *Daravon disappears* Darn Narrative Causiality is on the blink again, heheh! >She run in pace for a few seconds and then speeding up and >running though the door. >BANG!. *All look at Billy* Billy: What? >"Look like, I run too fast, today." groans Messila as she brushes >her purple hair. "Any damage?" Bart: Nah, I don't think you could damage Fei's sanity any more than it is now. Fei: Hey! My therapist says I'm getting better! >"None, Messila." say unfamilar voice with a laugh. "But, if I >know that you were a speed demon, I will make sure that I have >Ponyta for you." Fei: "If I knew" "I will make sure"? Ow... >Messila look up from her landing place to see a young woman about >25 years old. Her hair was light orange. Her eyes, were a shinly >yellow under her glasses. Billy: *Sarcastically* Oh, those are colors found in nature. Bart: Like silver hair is. Billy: ... bite me. >Her dress was a long orange shirt and tan slacks. She was carrying >a long white vest. >"Thanks, can you take those into the other room for me?" said the >woman. She point to the box. Citan (The woman): I'll just get my chainsaw... >"Sure." answered Messila. >Cafefully, she lifted the box off the table and walked the into >the next room. The women has finally get her white vest on. It >was a lab coat with a tag that reads: Prof. J. Maples. Fei: But it said it was... but how...? Billy (Bullwinkle): Hey Rocky, watch me turn a vest into a lab coat! Maria (Rocky): Again? >"Can I you please the box on the table for me?" ask Prof. Maples Bart: Now that's just too wrong, even for me. Fei: What do you mean... *Realizes what he meant* Bart! >"Sure, Mrs. Maples." Maria (Messila): Why'd you divorce Mr. Trump, anyway? >said Messia as she cafefully place the box down on the table. >"So explain me that J in your name please?" ask confused Messila *Fei covers Bart's mouth with his hand* Fei: No, you are not going to make some hentai comment there. Bart: Mmph mmph mmph mmph! *Translation: You're no fun, Fei.* >"Sure. J stands for Citan (Maples; stoned): "Jelly beans". The "special" kind, I mean, man. Billy: Citan... >Jessica. You must have thought the Prof. Maples was a male?" >Prof. Maple asked. Billy: The part of Professor Maples is being played today by Bob Dole. >Messila just sheeply nodded. Maria: The first one to bleat bleeds. *Looks around as menacingly as possible* >"Are we meeting here?" ask Messila. >"Yes. Can you wait in the one of booth?" ask Mr. Maples. All: Whoa! Fei: She just turned into a guy! Billy: o/~ She's just a sweet transvestite/ From Transexual,/ Translyvania~ o/~ Bart: Mental image _not_ needed, kid. Billy: I know. *evil grin* >"Sure." Messila siad as walk too the solid blue booth. "When you >I have to come out." Bart (Prof. Maples): -of the closet. *Smack!* Billy: Pervert. Bart: Dammit, does _everyone_ have to hit me?! *Thwap!* Citan: Yes. >"I knock on your door, three times." Citan: *Off-key* o/~ Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me/ twice on the pipes if the answer is no! o/~ >Messila find a good supply of Pokemon Friends magazine.. She was >just finish up her third magazine. When she decide to look out to >the clear door of the booth. Prof. Maples was knocking. Billy: -twice on the pipes, probably. Citan: Oh, ha, ha, ha. >BANG! >BANG! >BANG! *All look at Billy again* Billy: Why are you looking at me? _He's_ *Points to Citan* the one who wants to ice the Pokemon cast! Citan: *Mumbles* three times on the ceiling... >Messila waited into the Prof. Maples was away from the door, then >she open it. >"Messila. I like to meet the second trainers, Fei: Nani? Who're the second trainers? Maria: I dunno; Team Rocket, maybe? >David Tosan and Lisa Hearter. These boxes contain your Pokemon >Trainer License your Pokedexes and of course, Pokeballs. Bart: *snicker* Billy: You are a sick, sad little man, Bart. >Find the ones with your names on it and open it. Maria (Messila): Socks? Um, thanks... >"I find my name!" Maria (Lisa): And talk like Jusenkyo Guide! >Lisa shouted and she opens it up. She groans at it. "But it's empty. Billy (Prof. Maples): Funny joke, ain't it? >"Get my box and ready to open it." David stated like a robot. Citan: A very confused robot, from the sound of it. >Lisa and Messila, have a small laugh to themselves as David rip >out the top of the box like he was kid that was ripping box tops >to save up for a special mail-in prize. "Empty? What up with >that?" Biily (Bartender): What did you say? Bart (Jackie Chan): What up, my- *Bonk!* Fei: NO "RUSH HOUR" JOKES! If you start with those, you won't stop and any appreciation of Jackie Chan films will be forever tarnished! Bart and Billy: ......... Maria: _Someone_ here is _way_ too fond of the Chaos Theory... >Messila stand up and open one with her name on it. She did not >say anything, put accident pull out a item. Fei: "Put accident pull out"? Ow... Billy: Will you stop that already?! Fei: I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't. Ow... >It was transparent chip. Citan: The last time I saw a transparent chip was in college, but that was because it was sitting behind the microwave for a couple of years... Fei: Thank you for sharing. >"I think I know why, the boxes are empty. This chip was the only >thing in the box, and it's look transparent to fool the most >eagle eyes in the worlds. Fei: But what's the point of fooling an eagle? >It may look like it can break into two, but it's tough to stand >against any Pokemon's attack, even a Meowth's Pay-Day attack." Bart: But not its dreaded _BABY-RUTH ATTACK_! BW'HAHAHAHAHAHA! *Smack!*Bonk!*Thwap!* OW! Fei, Billy, and Maria: Shut up! Bart: Well, at least Citan stayed out of- *Thwap!* Ow! I just _had_ to say something, didn't I? >"Nice speech, Messila." Prof. Maples. Fei: Just how did she know all that anyway? Citan: She probably had it written on her hand. >"I guessing that this was just a test to see who's going to pick >a Pokemon first. and that's Messila Wetall." David stated. Maria: *Sarcastically* Thank you _soooo_ much for repeating the _name_ of the _main character_ for no good reason. We almost forgot it for a second there. >"That guess will give a A+ right off the bat." Prof. Maples >replied. Citan (Prof. Maples): The rest of you get F's! Bart: *Trying not to laugh* Citan: Will you stop that? It is getting old. Bart: To you, but not to me. *grin* >"He are your ID or Pokemon License, know to the world as >Pokedexs." Billy: So what, she just gave them some guys who know all about Pokemon? >Maples give David a green Pokedex; Lisa, a red Pokedex; and; >Messila, a blue Pokedex. Maria: Hmm... I think I'm picking up on that theme again... >Maples, then place three balls in the table. Fei (Maples): Now, you gotta get the other four and we can get a wish granted from Shenlong, the Eternal Dragon. >"These balls are not empty like those boxes. These balls are >called Pokeballs and they contain what we call starting Pokemons. >You can catch weaked Pokemons with those kinds of balls. You can >more from a Pokemon Mart. Messila, since you been be follow my >direction to a T, you can have first pick. Mr. T: Ah pity the foo' who picks Squirtle! Fuu: What? I haven't any pokemon, T-san. Billy: Mr. T?! Fuu?! Dude, this is pretty (&(^ed up right here! Fei, Maria, Bart, and Citan: BILLY?! Billy: Well, it is! >Messila look over, and pick on the middle one. "In order to call >use a Pokemon either said, go and the name of the Pokemon or >"Go! Pokeball!" if you want use it to catch Pokemon or to figure >out if they are Pokemon inside of it. Mr. T: Foo', quit jibba-jabbing an' get on wi' the story! Fuu: I'm not telling the story! Fei: *sigh* First Daravon, now Mr. T and Houonji Fuu. Who's next? Goldberg: Where am I? Maria: Why am I not surprised? Billy: Voice, can you do something about this? Voice: Aw, but it was just getting weird! Oh well. *Mr. T, Fuu, and Goldberg vanish* >"Go! Pokeball!" Messila standed. Out comes a small lizard like >creature. >"You pick the flame Pokemon, Charmander. It weak against weak >water Pokemon." Billy: Must be a pretty sucky pokemon if it can't beat _weak_ water pokemon. >David recived a Bulbasuar, a grass pokemon for helping, but >groaning about it, Fei: Nani? Items used in battle are items? >and Squirte was a gift to Lisa. Billy: A gift?! Where's my pokemon? I _demand_ to get one too! *A Pokeball falls on his head. It opens and a Vulpix pops out* Vulpix: Vul! Voice: There's your damn pokemon, now shut up and focus on the story! Billy: Oh, um, thanks. >Since, Messila, one year, help feed food to fire Pokemons for >a money for a class trip, since was happen to learn some >sentences in Charmander talk. Citan: Of course, she was high at the time, so all she learned was, "Dude, pass me the bong," and "You got any munchies?" Billy: Citan! Citan: What? >She has a few words in it's Charmmeleon and no words in the >Charizard. She hopes to caught a Meowth to unstand the words >of the Pokemons. Fei: "Unstand the language"?!? That'll shake the foundations Pokemon culture, which will then disrupt the human culture, in effect destroying the multiverse! We're _doomed_, I tell ya, _DOOMED_!! *Snap!* Bart: Cool it, Fei! >Them, she decide on hearing Prof. Maples, speak. Fei: DOOOOOOOOMED! *SMACK!* Ow... Billy: CUT IT OUT! >"Rember, if you have more then 6 Pokeballs fulled up. The other >balls with be transported back here. Citan: "Trainspotted"? Billy: No, "transported"- Hey! Enough with the drug refs! Citan: At the risk of sounding OOC, I must tell you to bite me. Billy: *Thinks* If you don't want to seem OOC, you shouldn't be making all those drug refs... >You have to press the white to exchange a Pokemon. Beware some >Pokemon will not like being in their balls, so keep either. >Remember, American Pokedex and Japanese Pokedex do give >information. Citan: Unlike the tutorial of Final Fantasy Tactics. >They both about the size of a Nitendo Game Boy Pocket." sign Prof. >Maples. >"Guess who made it?" whisper David. >"Nintendo." whisper Lisa with a shly snicker. Billy (Dullard): I'm not a bum! I'm justh drethed that way! Fei: Huh? Maria: Ignore him, he's just being stupid. >"Ok! Now, it time to reveal the Bart: Saaay... >Gym Leaders. Bart: Oh. Damn. >Since that over, you can start on your trainer journey. Take >the old Route 401 to reach Sanda's Villeage, Billy: We don't need no steeking villeage! Fei: Isn't there a rule that says you can't use that joke twice? Voice: We don't need no steeking rules either! >and you been in your first town. They is no Gym in that town. Bart: Translation: There's a whole lot of fat chicks there. *WHAM!* Maria: Jerk! >You can ask Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny, for information on >to get to your next town. Beware of Team Rocket's American >side. Here is." Maples move a computer and click on WAV. Citan (Parappa): Click on the WAV, click, click, click on the WAV! >"Prepare for trouble!" >"Make It Double!" >"To protect the world of devastation...." >"To united all people within our nation..." >"To denouce the evils of truth and love.." Billy (Granpa Simpson): EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIL!! >"To extend our reach to the stars above..." >"James" >"James" >"Team Rocket Blast Off at the Speed of Light!" >"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" >"Mewoth! That's right!" Fei: Ow... Citan: Urge to kill... rising... >Even awe in shock as the wav stop playing. Prof. Maples just said. Fei: Ow... Billy: What, no translation this time? Fei: Head... hurts... too much... talking... like... Shatner... Ow... Bart: I'll translate! "You spoony bard! You licentious howler! To start push!" >"Ok! Beware that the names will be different over here. The most >famous mark of the gang is the captail letter R on their >clothing. Billy: Ya know, if they ever lose their jobs, they could always be extras on Sesame Street. >Be good and behive yourself! Billy: Wouldn't that hurt? >You may leave now, Pokemon Trainers! Good luck!" Maria: They'll need it with "Dr. Ice Pokemon" on the loose. >----------------------------------------------------------------- Fei: Hmm... Very Warholian, very nice, very nice... >Messila was reading a sign. It read "Celarton City Poke Mart >Center." >"Hello. Dave". Citan (Hal): I'm sorry, I cannot do that, Dave. My mind is going... Billy: We knew that when you started with pot jokes. Citan: Be quiet or I shall have to hurt you. >Think of Dave as kind of Mr. Joy. Bart: She's married? Damn. >Dave is the owners of all the Pokemon in the world. Maria: Does this mean all Pokemon Trainers are stealing from him? >Dave has black hair and blue hairs. Fei: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Billy: Maybe it means "the carpet doesn't match the drapes." Fei: Billy! *Smacks Bart* Bart: What was that for?! Priest boy said it! Fei: Yeah, but you're a bad influence on him! Billy: Ha ha! *SNAP!* Ow! >He wears a blue shirt and blue overalls. Maria: There's that theme again... >He has a big family and well, let's just say all the males in >his family are named Dave Fei: Nani? Is everyone in that family _that_ uncreative? >"Greetings, Messila. Hear from Prof. Maples that your leave. Billy (Dave; redneck): So you git the hell offa mah prop-er-ty, or Ah'll blast you full o' lead! Bart: Further proof that Billy is a redneck. Billy: Better a redneck than white trash, Bart. Bart: What's that supposed to mean?! Maria: *Aside* This oughta be good... Billy: It means, at least no one's trying to get me married to my cousin. Bart: Well, at least I don't have an alcoholic for a father! Billy: No, you just have an adulterer for one! Fei: Can't we all just get along? Bart and Billy: NO! *Resume arguing* >He's your money for help me out here. Fei: _He's_ money? Ow... Bart: Redneck! Billy: White trash! Bart: Snot-nosed brat! >He's a bag from Mrs. Maples for be a good sport. It's filled >with all kinds of helper hands." stated Dave. Bart: Heheh, "Helper Hands"... Billy: Pervert! Bart: Bite me! Billy: Up yours! >"Thanks, Dave." replied Messila. >Inside the bag, Messila find a check written to her and a few >potions about 9 weeks or 10 weeks. Fei: Nani? Vahn, what's a pimp? Ow... Bart: (*^&(%! *BONK!* Billy: Your mother! *BONK!* Fei: That's enough, you two! >The money looks like it can pay for either for a new computer, >or 230 potions or 90 super-potions with a few stones. She will >stop at the bank, first. Citan: Sadly, terrorists bombed the place as soon as she got there, causing her to blow up into little chunks. They sold her as cat food and made a large profit, the end. Fei: Doc, you feelin' OK? Maria: Hey, Billy, wanna switch seats? Billy: Not particularly... >--------------------------------------------------------------- Maria: *Ducks* Darn archery class; can't they hold class somewhere else? >I should have e-mail my check to here, thought Messila and she >watch the line move slowly. Then some happen, the line stop and >turn. Fei: Oh great, now they're line dancing. Bart: o/~ Heel, toe, do-si-do... o/~ >On the clothes, two people wearing clothing like robber, but with >one different, a captail letter. That letter was a R. Fei: Ow... Billy: I think you speak for all of us there, Fei. >"Team Rocket!" shouted a bank clerk! >"Oh, great!" mourned. Citan: I'm mourning, all right... >"Prepare for trouble!" >"Make It Double!" Bart: The Olsen twins! Augh! >"To protect the world of devastation...." >"To united all people within our nation..." >"To denouce the evils of truth and love.." >"To extend our reach to the stars above..." >"Lisa!" >"David!" >"Team Rocket Blast Off at the Speed of Light!" Citan: -right into a wall! >"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" >Messila was speakless. David and Lisa are member of Team Rocket! *A big musical sting comes from nowhere* >"Know that she will be heard!" remarks David Fei: Nani? Ow... Billy: At least we know who translated Final Fantasy Tactics now... >"I get some question for you, hot-heads" retorts Messila. "And we >are you look about 19, when I was last time, I saw you, were we >either 10 or 11 years old. Bart: It's called a plot contrievence, Messila. >"If you why we trick Prof. Maples. Since, we have this, one chip >that shrinks a monster to stay inside a Pokeball. It's power help >us, use this, a shrink ray to shrink us to may age we want, then >we grew back." Citan: Hmm... facinating... Fei: Gah, don't give him ideas, fic! >"Does your Pokemon grew to?" ask Messila >"No. We need into Prof. Maples to get our Pokemons. Go Squirte!" >stated Lisa Citan: Go away! >"Go Bulbsuar!" shouted David Maria: o/~ Go, go, go, Joseph, you know what they say... o/~ >Messila command "Go, Charmander!" Billy: Go, Vulpix! Vulpix: Vulpix! *Translation: Bite me!* *Vulpix curls up and goes to sleep* Billy: *sigh* Why me? >The three balls want down to the floor. Bulbsaur stand a Vinewhip >but Charmander jump out of the way of it, making Bulbsaur, hit >Squirte. Bart (Nelson): Ha ha! >"Dumbsuar!" Lisa. Fei (Homer): Why you little! >"You have to hit, that Charmander! Not my partner's Squirte!" >Squirte attack with bubble attack. Billy (Sailor Mercury): Shavon Spray Freezing! >Charmander try to dogde, it but fails. Bart: *Monotone* Wow, this is an exciting battle scene. I am on the edge of my seat with excitement. >"Potion, Charmander!" command Messila >"Bulbsuar! Steal that Potion!" shouted David. >Bulbsuar tackle the Potion, but it's was all ready in the claws >of Charmander. Fei: Wouldn't tackling the potion make it break? Maria: Remember, we're in the Thinker Zone right now; nothing has to make sense. >"Oh, great! Now, look at what your dumbass pokemon did!" Voice: *gasp!* An obscenity in a Thinkerfic?! Say it ain't so! >"Look who talking!" Fei: I never liked that movie. >Charamander drinks up the potion and stores it's lost engry. Citan: Unfortuantely, someone switched the potion with a bottle of pure alcohol. Chamander combusted, the end. >"Ok! Charamander, Ember attack on the Bulbsuar!" >Bulbsuar weak from trying to tackle the Charamander, Charamander >open his mouth and out come a ball of fire that hit Bulbsaur on >his bulb, making him faint. Billy: So? All you need to do when that happens is either use an Angel Tear or wait for Nall to wake it up. >"Good work, Messila, But fire Pokemon can be defeat by a water >Pokemon!" Bart (Messila): Oh bugger, am I ever screwed... >"We see about that!" report a voice. Three police officers >appears. >"That voice, that most be a Police Officer! Let's get out!" David >shouted Maria: Yes, that would be the logical route. >"I not andoning my Pokemon! Billy: I would hope not; whatever "andoning" is, it sounds unsanitary! >Even, it's just can be a trick!" replied Lisa. "Squirte return." >Squirte, skullbash, Charamander. Charmander look up to Messila Fei: But Lisa said... but Squirtle should be... ow... >"Rage & Ember Attack!!" command Messila >Charamander shines light a sun and attack open up his mouth out >comes a string of fireballs that make Squirte fainted. >"Yes!" shouted Messila. "You win yourself battle!" Bart: A winner is you! >From the bank office door, three police officer comes in. Fei: Again? Weren't they- Citan: Fei, listen to me. If you don't try to think about it, it hurts less. Got that? Fei: I think so... >"David Toson and Lisa Hearters a.k.a. Gary and Mary Lungs, you >are under arrest!" Maria: Gary.. and Mary... Lungs? *Begins laughing* >"They will be others members are gang! So beware!" groans Gary >Lungs. >"He's right, you know!" Lisa mumbles. >"If they fight like you, I'm will not have any trouble with >them." retorts Messila. Maria: You tell 'em, sister! >---------------END OF PART 1------------------------------------- >Next, time on Messila's Journey! Messila starts on her journey >down Route 401 to Sanda's Villenge catching Pokemon. But can >defeat Private Beetle? Billy: Please tell me it's not a crossover... Voice: I don't _think_ it is. I could be wrong, you know... >--------------------------------------------------------------- Maria: Not a very good pick-up line, is it? ------------------------------------------- "Do you have any more for us to read, or is this it for the day?" Billy asked dryly. "To quote the wise Master Onion, 'That's it for today!' I _shall_ return some other time, don't you worry. Ja ne!" "*sigh* It's about time that voice went away," Fei commented, "I was beginning to worry that we'd be stuck here forever or something." ------------------------ [SOL} Rini: Now _that_ was inconclusive. Rudy: What's the matter? Run out of creativity? Voice: Cram it. It's not that, I just have something else I'm desperate to get started on. Ever hear of Stephen Gohan? Ramza: *Agahst* You don't plan on... Voice: No, you guys are safe, sort of. Rini: Sort of? *The red button flashes* Huh? The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe are calling? How? *Presses the button* [E.C.] Mala-chan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, AHA!! [SOL] Rini: My, aren't _we_ cheerful? [E.C.] Mala-chan: With good reason, my little Furbys! Not only do we have things up and running again, thanks to our dear friend Mr. Gates, *Gestures to the man working on the computers in the background* and B-ko's replacement is here! Ahahahahahahaha, aha, aha! Krelian: Hello. *Waves* [SOL] Ramza: Well, hello there! ^_^-n Rudy: *sigh* I'm in hell, aren't I? -_-;; Rini: But he's- but- but- o.O;; [E.C.] Krelian: I got better. [SOL] Rini: How the hell can you get better from- *WHAM!* Rudy: BAD RINI! NO SPOILERS! Ramza: Wait, didn't she say the replacement would be female? [E.C.] Mala-chan: *Anime sweatdrop; mumbles* Well, I thought by the name... Krelian: Instant Big-Ass Plot Device, a.k.a. Deus ex Machina, that's how. Mala-chan: Now that the obligatory statement of our power is done, expect some super badness next time! Hwyl! *Screen goes blank* [SOL] Rini: Oh bugger... *Presses a button labeled "Narrative Causiality; Push Only for Emergencies"* *FWOOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* ----------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com I got the Lunar Demo! I got Legend of Legaia! Hotcha! >>It may look like it can break into two, but it's tough to stand >>against any Pokemon's attack, even a Meowth's Pay-Day attack." > >Bart: But not its dreaded _BABY-RUTH ATTACK_! BW'HAHAHAHAHAHA! Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick)