Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Don't Freak Out" belongs to Trey Tackett. The intent of this MSTing is not to insult/offend Trey, but to simply make a humorous commentary the story. Please don't hurt or flame me. <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) This is MSTing number eight, if you care. Um, that's it, unless you want a "fear the bunnies, mortals!" gag here. Ja ne! With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ *Last time, aboard the SOL...* [SOL] Rudy: *Enters* Cecilia?! What's going on down there?! [E.C.] Cecilia: This mime-lookin' guy is wailing on the guys who sent you up there, that's what! While they're distracted, I'm gonna try to find a way to get all of you down. You'll just have to hang on a little longer... *Id destroys some machinery which in turn makes the screen go blank* [SOL] Rudy: CECILIA!! *Ramza clutches his ears in pain* [E.C.] Cecilia's voice: Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself. [SOL] Rudy: Cecilia... Don't forget that Jane and Elmina are trapped there somewhere; worry about getting them out before getting us down. Be careful... [E.C.] Cecilia's voice: If you insist. Later! [SOL] Rini: I hope she'll be all right. Rudy: Me too, Rini, me too... --------------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Dycedarg) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (No Parappa!) Rini! (Rudy no baka!) Ramza! (Why me?) Hanpan! (Simpletons.) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (not the "Satellite of Love", though)] *Ramza, Rini, and Rudy are standing on the bridge* Rudy: This is not good. Cecilia's down there in that battle and her only allies are looked up in a dungeon or out in space... Rini: Major suckage. Rudy: Couldn't have said it better myself. *The lights flash and the klaxons go off. Ramza cluthes his ears in pain* The hell?! Jack: *Runs in with Hanpan* What the hell is going on here?! Rini: It's a long story, but now WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN!! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Parappa's dad. After whining about his car, you move on. Door 4: It's Bun-Bun from "Sluggy Freelance" and he has a switchblade. Knowing that that's not a good sign, you run off to... Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's a Cadbury cream egg. Rini steals it and you move on. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Jack. Hanpan is perched on Jack's shoulder* Ramza: I thought we already had a post sent up. Rini: Cecilia must have pushed the wrong button and sent this up by accident. Rudy: Let's just hope it's not a "Sailor Moon" fic. *shudder* >DON'T FREAK OUT Rini: That's good advice for our senshiphobe here. Rudy: At least my head hasn't exploded or shot off rockets yet. Rini: Shaddap. >By Trey Tackett Jack (T.V. announcer): Another 3M innovation. >Road Rovers, Freakazoid, and all other related characters are property >of Warner Bros. Rudy: "Road Rovers"? What's that? Rini: Some cartoon that got canned a while back. Rudy: Oh. >------- Hanpan: Must be fall, because the lines are getting shorter. *rimshot* Jack: That was bad, Hanpan. Hanpan: Like you could do better. >Setting:Somewhere in the USA. Rudy: USA?! ACK!! *Ducks under the chair* Rini: That's U-S-A, not Usa, Rudy. Rudy: I knew that! *Sits back down* >A secret hideout. Jack: A secret laboratory! Where could it be... Hanpan (Prof. Emma): No one knows... That's why it's called a secret laboratory. >We see the Lobe and a few robots working at some controls. Through >a pane of glass in front of them we see what they are operating, >machines making what seems to be toothpaste. Ramza: Hey, I think I can see the Beastie Boys in there! >Robot#1 >(Electronic) >Sir, why are we making ordinary toothpaste? Hanpan (Lobe): Because Stone Cold said so! >Lobe >We're not, you ninny. We're making a SPECIAL toothpaste. One that >includes my special hypno-flouride. Rudy (Lobe): Now you will SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! Ramza and Jack: Not so loud! >Robot#1 >Hypno-flouride, sir? >Lobe >Yes, when people brush with it, it releases a hypnotic gas that >will put them under my control! Then I will take over the world...Or >maybe New Jersey! Rini: But who'd want to? >Robot#1 >(muttering) >A plan straight out of Pinky and the Brain. Rini: *Singing* o/~ They're Rosie and the Lobe/ Yes, Rosie and the Lobe... o/~ >Lobe >What was that? >Robot#1 >I said, "Are you sure this will work?" Rudy (Lobe): Nope, 'cause I'm the bad guy and Narrative Casluity says we can't win! Rini: That's "Causiality", _"Causiality"_, Rudy! >Lobe >Well, if it doesn't, I'll make a fortune selling great tasting >toothpaste. Ramza: *Far too cheerfully* Minty fresh and clean, too! ^__^ >Lobe laughs maniacally. >FADE OUT Rini: I don't think that's physically possible. >------- Hanpan: Darn mosquitoes! >Setting:Anytown USA. Rudy: *Mumbling to himself* remember, it's a country, not a senshi. country, not senshi... >Dexter Douglas runs out of his house and towards the garage. Ramza: Then a car comes out of the garage and runs him over, the end. >He grabs his bike and peddles off down the road. Rudy (Dexter): Crap! I'm going to be late and the models are wearing lingerie in this show! *Thwap!* Rini: Shush! >Dexter >Oh man, I forgot today's when the new issue of "Strayers" comes out. Rini: Can you say, "Blatent Plug"? >Setting:Local gas station. Hanpan: *Makes farting noise* Jack: That was stupid. Hanpan: Shush, you. >The Lobe is inside buying some things. *All stare at Rudy* Rudy: What? >A Cycle-Rover carrying Hunter and Colleen pulls up to the pumps. >They take off their helmets. >Colleen >I pay you pump, Huntie Wuntie? Rini: "Huntie Wuntie"? I think I'm gonna hurl. Ramza: Ugh, you're not the only one... >Hunter >Works for me. Ramza (Hunter): This black satin nightie, that is! *WHACK!* Rini: Don't be ecchi! >Colleen >Blimy this was a boring mission. >Hunter >I'll say. Remind me not to volunteer for body guard duty next time. Jack: "The Bodyguard"? I hated that movie... Rini: o/~ And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! o/~ Ramza: Silence Song! *Spell misses* Dang. >Colleen >And while we're out here working our blooming tails off, Exile, Shag, >and what's his name are back at headquarters relaxing. Rudy (Colleen): They have Lunar too! IhatethemIhatethemI hate them! >Hunter begins to pump the gas. Colleen hops of the motorcycle and >stretches. The Lobe walks outside and past the Rovers, not even >noticing them. Rini: How can you _not_ notice a couple of anthromorphic dogs pumping gas?! Jack: The same way someone can't notice the Lobe in public. Rini: Oh. >Colleen >Hey, wasn't that Lobe? >Hunter >Yeah. When'd he get out? Ramza: -of the closet. >Colleen >Beats me. I'll radio in and find out. He might be up to something. >Meanwhile, Dexter is getting a can of soda. He takes a sip but spits >it out as Lobe walks by. Hanpan (Dexter): Eww, the pop's flat! >Dexter >Lobe! When'd he get it out?! Think I better tail him and see what's >up. >Dexter hops on his bike and follows Lobe. Ramza: The Lobe sees him and blows up Dexter, the end. >Back at the pumps, Colleen is talking to the RRMC. >Colleen >So he broke out two days ago? Ok, thanks, Fluffy. Rudy: She's talking to my old hamster that that big evil spider ate when I was seven? Rini: ... ooookay... >Blitz >(Over radio) >Dat's Blitz. >Colleen >Whatever. >She presses the button that turns of the radio. Jack: That would be the "off" button. >Hunter >Orders? Rini: A chunky garden salad, ginger soda, and a lemon pie! Rudy: *Growls something about Parappa* >Colleen >The Master said to catch him and bring him in. Rudy (Torgo): ThE mAsTeR DoeS nOt APProVe oF CroSSovErS... >Hunter >Right. >Setting:Forest. Hunter and Colleen have a good view of Lobe's >hideout from behind the trees. >Hunter >What if Lobe's going straight? Ramza: Lobe really did come out of the closet! *Thwack!* Rini: Shush! >Colleen >(Sarcastic) >Riiiight, and I'm the blooming Queen of England. >Hunter >(Surprised) >Wow! You're royalty! Cool! Rudy: Jack _is_ Hunter! Jack: Hey! >Colleen groans. The Rovers don't notice Dexter watching them from >afar. Rudy (Dexter): Oscar says that once you go furry- *Hanpan bites Rudy* OWW! Hanpan: Don't even _joke_ about that! >Dexter >Oh man, the Road Rovers. Now I know something's up. >Dexter takes a step back, but accidentally steps on a twig, >snapping it. Ramza: His neck, that is. >A split second later a tawn colored blur speeds by him. He turns around >and comes face to face with Hunter. Colleen comes up behind him. Jack: -with a tazer and Disco Inferno. Wait, that's Scott Hall... >Dexter >(Surprised) >GAH! >Hunter >Alright, who are you? Rini (Buttercup): I AM THE QUEEN!! >Colleen >And why were you following us? >Dexter >(Nervous) >Dexter...Dexter Douglas. And I wasn't following you. I was tracking >Lobe. Ramza (Dexter): You see, I have a death wish... >Hunter >Lobe? What do you think you were doing tracking him? >Dexter >Well, I was gonna bring him in once I found out what he was up to. Ramza (Dexter): -with my nifty Junior Detective kit! >Colleen >No offense, Guv, but what could you do to the Lobe? You're just a kid. >Dexter >(Angry) >A kid?! A KID?! I'll show you what this "kid" can do! OOOOOOOOOH >FREAK OUT! Jack: Isn't that a disco song? Rini: Disco?! Urge to kill... rising... >Dexter is instantly enveloped in a bright field of energy. Rini (Dexter): I am Bishounen Senshi Sailor Technogeek, and on behalf of all nerds, I will punish you! Rudy: GAH!! *Ducks behind his seat* no nude transformation scenes, please no... >Hunter >(Shocked) >What the?! >Colleen >Blimey! Ramza (Colleen): It's time for tea! >The energy field disappears, revealing Freakazoid in Dexter's place. >Freakazoid >TA DA! >Hunter >Yet another unexpected twist. Rini (Hunter): Bummer! *Rudy goes back to his seat* >Freakazoid >OH WOW! LOOK AT THE CUTE WITTLE PUPPY DOGS! Jack (Freakazoid as Elmyra): I wanna hug 'em and squeeze them into widdle-bitty pieces! >Hunter holds Colleen back. >Colleen >(Angry) >PUPPY?! HE JUST CALLED ME A BLOOMING PUPPY?! I'LL RIP YOU APART! Hanpan (Aeris): I'll rip 'em off. Rini (Tifa): I'll smash 'em. *Ramza and Rudy inch away from Rini* >Robot >(Behind the group) >You'll rip no one apart, poochie. >The three turn and see a group of Lobe's robots. All have guns aimed >at the heros. Jack: That's never a good sign... >Freakazoid >Hi There! Is this Buckingham Palace? >One of the robots puts it's gun right in Freakazoid's face. >Freakazoid >Guess not... Marle's voice: That reminds me of the time I brought Crono to the castle except without the robots... Mala-chan's voice: Shut up and fight, you! >Setting:Dungeon. We see Freakazoid, Hunter, and Colleen chained to the >wall. Lobe is laughing menacingly. Rini: Cliche number 26: All villians have to laugh menacingly and/or evilly. >Lobe >What a glorious day! I've caught my arch nemesis Freakazoid, and two of >those Cano-Sapien thingies Parvo is always complaining about! >Colleen >(Upbeat, Sarcastic) >Hey Hunter, word about us is spreading! Jack (Colleen): -along with our fleas. >Hunter >(Sarcastic) >I wonder if we need agents.. Rudy: If they ever try to get you in a fic that includes the words "Postal", "Magic Knights", or "Guardian Amulet", FIRE THEM!! >Lobe >Shut up! >Hunter >You'll never get away with this, Lobe! Rini: Cliche number 70b at work. >Lobe >Of course I will. The reason being that I'm not revealing my Hanpan: *ahem!* >master to plan to you. Hanpan: Whew! Ramza: Daravon strikes again! >Freakazoid >What? That Lame-o Toothpaste plan? Pu-Lease. Pinky and the Brain could >do better than that one. Jack (Pinky): Ha ha, narf! See, Brain, someone _does_ recognize your brilliance! Hanpan (Brain): YES! >Lobe >How'd you find out about that?! >Colleen >Robo-Crook over their told us about it. >Colleen motions over towards one of the robots. Rini (Emeralda): Don't look at me, I'm just an extra! >Lobe >He did? Oh poopie. Not bother. You still won't escape! Ramza (Generic Bond villian): Now you die, Mr. Bond! Rudy (Bond): Again? >Lobe and the robots leave the room. Hunter turns toward Freakazoid. >Hunter >Think you can get out of these chains? >Freakazoid >Huh, me? I don't know. Let me see if I got a lock pick. Ramza (Locke): Hey! No one's pickin' me, pal! >Freakazoid slips his left hand out of it's shackle, much to the >Road Rovers' dismay. Rini: Ladies and gentlemen, the oldest cartoon cliche in the book! Rudy: I thought the oldest cliche was "No matter how badly a character is hurt, in the next scene, they're all right." Rini: ... ya know, I think you're right... >He then digs around and one of his pockets. He pulls out a hair pen. Rini (Usagi as Freakazoid): Henshin yo! HAIR POWER, MAKE UP! Rudy: Ack! *Hides* >He then slips his hand back into it's shackle. The Rovers just stare >in confusion. Rudy: As do we. >Colleen >(Annoyed) >I need a vacation.... Rudy: TAKE US WITH YOU!! Ramza and Jack: Not so loud! >Freakazoid >Give me one moment! >He pulls his other hand free and grabs the hair pen. He then picks the >lock on his left hand shackle. He then places the hair pen in his left >hand, puts his right hand back into it's shackle, and picks it's lock. >He then picks the rest of the locks and frees Hunter and Colleen. *All look at Rini* Rini: What? This is fanfiction based on a couple of cartoons; reality and logic are voided at the author's whims in the original series too. >Hunter >If you could slip out of the shackles, why didn't you do that? >Freakazoid >I didn't know we were in such a rush to go somewhere. All: *groan* >Colleen >(Annoyed) >Blimey, and I thought Blighter was bad. >Hunter >His name's Blitz, Colleen. >Colleen >You sure? >Hunter >No, I use Degree. All: *Monotone* Ha ha ha. >Colleen >(Sarcastic) >Heh heh...Funny. Ramza: At least someone agrees with us. >Setting:City. Lobe and his Robots are riding on a large hover pod. >Hunter and Colleen come up behind him on the Cycle-Rover, and >Freakazoid comes up in the Freakmobile. Rudy: There's another reason why it's called that- *Rini takes out a mallet* Rini: *Sweetly* And that would be? Rudy: Um... >Lobe >Blast! They escaped! >He turns toward one of the robots. Rini (Lobe): That's it, I'm returning you to Lucca! Rudy (Robo): Aw... >Lobe >If you hadn't told them my master plan they wouldn't have escaped! >Now go stop them! Ramza (Lobe): -or get blown up, either way... >The robot nods. It and two other bots blast off and head toward the >heros. Ramza: Tragically, they flew into the power lines and were short- circuited, the end. >Freakazoid >Hunter! I'll handle the bolt heads, you two go after Lobe! >Hunter >Right. >The Cycle-Rover speeds forward as the robots zero in on the Freakmobile. >Freakazoid begins pushing buttons. Jack (Baby Plucky as Freakazoid): I push the button, no you push the button! >Freakazoid >I've always wanted to find out what these buttons do. >A pair of giant gloved hands pop out of the rear of the Freakmobile. >They slam together, smashing two of the robots. They then disappear >once more. Rini: The mystery of why cartoon characters wear white gloves has finally been solved. >Freakazoid >Two down, one to go! >As the last robot approaches, the Freakmobile's hood opens. Kenneth >Starr pops out and hands the robot a court order. All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! >The robot looks at the order, screams, and explodes. Starr then >disappears back under the hood. Hanpan: *Wide-eyed* That's one hell of a weapon! >Meanwhile, The Rovers are dodging laser blasts from Lobe's pod. >One shot goes wild and strikes the Freakmobile. The car begins to >swerve out of control, it's rear end on fire. Rini: Not one word, Rudy. Rudy: Wasn't plannin' on it in the first place. Rini: That goes for you too, Ramza. Ramza: Damn. >Freakazoid >(Kirk) >Must...regain...Control! >He bails out seconds before the vehicle slams into a brick wall and >explodes into a big ball of flames. Rini: Whoa, that car's not gonna win any safety awards! >Freakazoid >Nutbunnies. That's the third one this week. Cosgrove walks up to >Freakazoid. Jack: Now Freakazoid's the narrator? >Freakazoid >Oh, hey Cosgrove. >Cosgrove >Hey Freakazoid, wanna go watch a man breathe fire? Rini (Nina): Ryu, seriously, do you have to show off like that? >Freakazoid >DO I?! >Setting:Circus. Freakazoid and Cosgrove are watching the fire >breathing man. Rudy: They're in Bledavik during the festival? Rini (Fei): Woo, those Bartweisers pack one helluva punch! >Cosgrove >You know what, if I were you, I'd go to that toothpaste factory ahead >of Lobe and the Road Rovers. >Freakazoid >Oh? Why's that? Ramza (Cosgrove): Oh, maybe because he's planning to take over the world, that's why. >Cosgrove >I figure the Lobe's got some robots there mixing up a batch of his >hypno stuff there. Plus, I hear the tour's pretty nice. >Freakazoid >I'LL DO IT! Rudy (Freakzoid): First I'll need a date- *WHACK!* Rini: Ecchi! >Thanks Cosgrove! Ramza (Freakazoid): Thanks for making me a real man- *WHAM!* Rini: HENTAI! >Freakazoid runs off making his usual "Whoosh"ing sound. Rudy (Dr. Forrester): Push the button, Freakazoid! >Setting:City. Hunter maneuvers the Cycle-Rover up to Lobe's hover pod. >Colleen leaps off the bike onto the pod. >Colleen >Show's over, guv. Ramza: Good. *Gets up* Rini: Sit down, it ain't over. Ramza: It was worth a shot. >Give it up. >Lobe >HA! I think not! Rini (Lobe): I'm waiting 'til marriage. *Gets odd looks from the others* What? >Lobe presses a button on the Pod's dash board. The pod splits in half >down the middle, with the engine moving onto Lobe's side. Lobe's half >turns down another road while Colleen's half slows to a stop. >Colleen >Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get up in the morning. Jack: Tell me something I don't know. Rudy: Rally Vincent's first name is really Aileen. Jack: Fanboy. >Hunter pulls up on the Cycle-Rover. >Hunter >Hey Cutie, need a lift? Ramza (Colleen): Only if you're heading out of the fanfic. >Colleen >I think we've done that joke already. >Hunter >Like I said, we're recycling. >Colleen hops on the bike and the two speed after the Lobe. Rudy: It's only a two speed? What a lame bike! >Setting:Toothpaste factory. Lobe's half-pod stops outside the entrance. >He hops off and runs inside. Jack (Lobe): Now they'll never get my Escflowne tapes! Bw'hahahahaha! >Setting:Inside. A large tanker truck has pulled up to a large vat of >toothpaste. We see Lobe's image on the side of the truck. Robots are >carrying a hose from the truck towards the vat. Rini (Emeralda): This story is unfair to robots and nanomachine colonies! STRIKE! STRIKE!! Rudy (Robo): *Joins in* STRIKE!! STRIKE!! Ramza and Jack: Not so loud! >Lobe watches on. Ramza (Lobe): Oh great, a strike. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be an evil genius... >Lobe >Nothing can stop me now! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >Freakazoid >Think again, Lobie. >Lobe is picked up by his jacket by Freakazoid. He struggles in vain. Voice: *Darkly* No short jokes. *P.A. speaker crackles with electricity* >Lobe >Oh, Poogas! Rudy: The hell're "poogas" Ramza: Um... Ice Bracelets? Rudy: Thanks for clearing that up. >Down below, Hunter and Colleen are taking care of the robots. Colleen >launches into a brilliant display of martial arts. Rini: Ah, Jackie Chan could still take her down. >Colleen >JERICHO! GOLDBERG! DISCO INFERNO! Jack: Let's see... What are an asswipe, an ass kicker, and an all-around ass? >Colleen dismantles the robots with her kicks and punches. Rini (Chop-Chop): Now kick, punch, chop! >Meanwhile, Hunter is running super fast circles around the >remaining robots. The robots' heads start spinning and they explode. Rudy: Call the exorcist! The robots are possessed! >Hunter >Well, that's that! >Setting:Outside. Love is tied up and being held by Cosgrove. Rini: So that's why kindness is so rare; love is locked up by society! Ramza: That's deep... >Hunter and Freakazoid shake hands. >Hunter >Been a pleasure working with you, Freakazoid. Jack: What has he been drinking? Rini: Probably toilet water. >Freakazoid >Ditto. >Colleen >Sorry about the "Kid" crack, guv. Hanpan (Colleen): I got the good stuff right here. Everyone else: Hanpan?!? Hanpan: What? >Freakazoid >Forget about it. No harm done. Rudy: Except to our sanity. >Hunter and Colleen get on the Cycle-Rover. >Hunter >Later, Freakazoid! >Colleen >Bye! >The two start off down the road. Freakazoid waves. *All do the Wave* >Freakazoid >BYE! ALOHA! ARIVA DARTCHIE! CHOW! HASTA LA VISTA! TOOTALOO! Rini: Sayonara! Ja ne! Buh bye! Auf weidersehen! Tch- Rudy: That's enough, Rini. >Lobe >Oh, do shut up! Rudy: See, he agrees with me. >FADE OUT. Rini: Beam me up, Scotty! >Today's quote: "BRAIN STEM! BRAIN STEM!" -Pinky. Rini: I could come up with a better one. Rudy: Oh really? Rini: Yep! "This is a game; you should always carry a special weapon!" - Jane Maxwell Rudy: ......... *All exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Lucca, Charlotte, and Citan are on the bridge working on some sort of machine* Citan: Do you think this will work? Lucca: Of course it will! I just happen to be a genius! Citan: *Thinks* Yeah, right, then explain how you blew up a calculator, kid. *Out loud* Of course, I should have known better. Charlotte: Hee hee hee! Revenge! Lucca: *Anime sweatdrop* Um, yeah... *Continues working* Just a twist here and... There. It should work now. Charlotte: What exactly does it do, anyway? *Lucca and Citan acquire anime-style sweatdrops* Lucca: Don't you know?! Charlotte: If I knew, I wouldn't have asked. Lucca: *sigh* This machine here, if it works right, will flip our postion with that of our captors, thus leaving them stranded in space. Of course, if something goes wrong, then... *Trails off* Citan: Wait, you just said it _will_ work. Lucca: *Anime sweatdrop* Well... Charlotte: I wanna push the button! Lucca: Charlotte, don't touch- *Charlotte presses the big red button that says "Do not touch!"* that button! *The machine shakes violently for a few seconds, then explodes in a shower of pyrotechnics* Citan: *cough* "It'll work," she says! *hack*hack* Bullsh- Lucca: Hey! It wasn't my fault this time! She pushed the button! Citan: You could have told her earlier. Lucca: So could you! *The red button flashes* Great, Pinky and the Brain are calling. *Presses the button* [Evil Central] *Cecilia stands in the foreground while Mala-chan is clobbering Id with a large mallet. Her assistants watch amusedly* Mala-chan: *WHAM!* -and that's for breaking my equipment *WHAM!* and that's for mauling my best assistant- *WHAM!* Cecilia: Hi. Um, sorry I couldn't get you down, but I- hey, where's Rudy? [SOL] Lucca: I dunno, where? *Rudy enters from the right* Rudy: *Sees the wreckage from the exploded machine* What the hell happened here?! [E.C.] Cecilia: Rudy? Mala-chan: -and this *WHAM!* is for... [SOL] Rudy: Cecilia? What- [E.C.] Cecilia: -is going on? Well, the "Id problem" is under control and I got Jane and Elmina out of the dungeon, but I couldn't figure out how to get you down... [SOL] Rudy: Don't worry about it; you did you best... [E.C.] Cecilia: Well, I'd better go before they notice what I'm doing. Later! *Screen goes blank* [SOL] Rudy: ......... Citan: It is still your fault, you know. Lucca: Is not! Charlotte: I wanna push another button! *Presses a button labeled, "Narrative Causiality distorter, use only in dire emergencies"* *FWOOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Do it or I sic Dan on you! (SFA Dan: Gadoken!) I mean the _other_ Dan! (Dan: I get no respect.) >Colleen >(Angry) >PUPPY?! HE JUST CALLED ME A BLOOMING PUPPY?! I'LL RIP YOU APART! Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out"