"You're not going anywhere. Stay here, with me." -Jack Van Burace, "Wild ARMs" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Xenogears is copyrighted by SquareSoft. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned by the ever-incoherent Dr. Thinker... No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. Elly a.k.a. "The Incredible Pathetic Woman" to some (Not to me... ^^;;) was harmed in the production of this MSTing. Really, I'm not lying. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) I found the needle in the web haystack: Wild ARMs yaoi. FEAR. O_O;; And no, it's not a fanfic... Pictures. *_* *Cue Rudy whining about it...* With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [Citan's House; Ten minutes after part 6 of "Messila's Journey"] Everyone was puzzled. What could have happened to Elly to make Emeralda have to call Fei to Elly's side? "I'm sure glad I'm not that mountain lion." All looked to the source of the voice in confusion. "The heck is that supposed to mean?" Maria asked. "Er, never mind. Now that I got your attention again..." A collective groan. They knew this could only mean another fic to read. "Thaaaaaaaat's right, kiddies! More 'Messila's Journey'! Too bad Fei's gone... I guess I'll have to call up someone to take his place..." With that, a plot hole opened up and Jessiah Black stepped out of it. "I always wondered where those things led to..." Jessiah muttered to himself. Billy grinned at Bart. He whispered, "You gonna try to make smartass comments about my dad _now_, Fatima?" Bart, for once, wisely kept his mouth shut. "Anywho, Jessiah-sama, Lord of the Badasses, would you please sit down so I may start the fic?" Again, everyone looked to the source of the voice oddly. "What?" "Nothing!" the group chorused. "OK then, here's part 7 of 'Messila's Journey'!" ------------------------------------------ Jessiah: So _this_ is where you go when that weird voice calls... Billy: Yeah... We have to make comments on the fic or she says she'll send us into space. Jessiah: She could do that? Billy: *shrug* I guess she can... >Messila Journey -- Part 7 >"Heirs to the Hot Air Throne" Billy: Joe Chin! Citan: Edgar Figaro! Jessiah: Yarunseto! Opera's voice: ALPHA-ON-ONE! *Jessiah gets hit by glowing balls* Jessiah: ... ow. All else: ................ O.o >by Dr. Thinker Bart: Take two spellcheckers and call us in the morning! >---------------------------------------------------------------- Jessiah: What is a graph of Kahr's social life, Alex? >It was about 2 week since Messila left River Town. It's was about >5 weeks worth of walking to Pearl Bay. Maria: Too bad it was bombed before anyone could stop it. >She just catch a Fearow, >plus a Pikachu. Bart: They gettin' a cold or something? >Aslo, Charamber and Oddish were >getting good amount of EXP. Billy: -lus Alpha? >When she meet something he didn't expect, Jessiah: She met a transexual? >a long blonde hair >women, wearing a red shirt Citan: Ensign Throwaway! >and red pants, and long golden chain. Billy (Sailor Venus): Venus Love Chain Encircle! >"Like who in heck are you?" ask Messila. Citan (woman): I am... Trapped in the... Sealed Library. >"I'm Kate Maples, Mrs. Maples, or should I say Grandma Maples." >said Kate." All: .................. Jessiah: Uh, "I am... A man of the... SEA!"? *twee-BOOM!* >"As in Prof. J. Maples?" ask Messila. >"Correct, an Abra who thinks's he's a Klasam." replied Kate. Bart: A what? Billy: Maybe she's talking about that bird from those pickle commercials. >"Huh?" whisped Messila to Iris. >"I don't that saying." Iris whisped back. Citan: It is slang for "I'm going to kill you in your sleep", Iris. Jessiah: Still bitter about your infamous bad trip, Hyuga? Citan: Bite me. Jessiah: I thought that was Sigurd's job back in college... Citan: *mildly panicked* Sssssssh! Bart: Say WHAT?!? Citan: Uh, sore wa, himitsu desu... >Then Messila whisped to Jenny. Bart (Jenny): But where on earth are we gonna find chocolate syrup and whipped cream at this time of the day, 'Sila? Billy: I _KNOW_ that's gotta be something perverted, but I can't do anything without proof! >.< Jessiah: I'll do it for ya then. ^_^ *WHACK!* Bart: OW! >"Oh, I know that.", said Jenny. "It's trainer slang for someone >who is think's he's smart, but really dumb." Jessiah: *cough*justin*cough*realdumbass*cough* Billy: *Thinks as he looks at Jessiah* So _that's_ where my copy of Grandia went to... >"You talk like a Meowth." say Messila. >"Huh?" asked Kate Maria: Our thoughts exactly. >"That's slang for saying that you talk to much." replied Messila >"Hmm. Let's just like our Pokemon doing the Talking." Kate >remarked. "Sure, Treesonar!" Billy: Sounds like something outta a bad Star Trek movie. Jessiah: There are good Star Trek movies? Billy: ... good point. Citan: HEY! >A giant Tree with a giant eyes and mouth. Jessiah: It's Gaia! Billy: Dad! No spoilers! >"Treesonar", it growls >[TREESONAR: Treesonar is a walking plant pokemon. According to >myths, Treesonars was the one that planted Oddishs and Bellspouts >on his planet. Maria: Must... resist... OJ reference... >.< Bart: Must... not make... tasteless comment... >.* >A few sciencts argue that just a old wives tails.] Billy: Women grow tails after they've been married a while?! O.o Citan: Depends on your definition- *Get hit in the face with a pan Yui threw from the kitchen* Yui's voice: I _HEARD_ THAT, HYUGA! >"Go Charamder!" shouted Messila. Bart: "Go away Jigglypuff!" shouted Bart. Jessiah: ... should I ask? Billy: Not if you like having some sanity. > > > >The battle was on. Maria (Messila): *Ala Xena* YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI! Bart: Battle on, Messila! >Charamander start of with a Ember attack. It >work good. Citan: It also talk like Tarzan. >Treesonar use Whinp Vine, it missed Charamander more 3 >inches. Charamder blast Treesonar with use Rage, with give a >Treesonar a break on one of it's brenched. Bart: Ouch, that'll leave a mark... I think. >Treesonar give it a >Leech Seed, but Charamder dogde, Maria: Not Treesonar's day, is it? Bart: Maybe it got drunk with Jes... *Quickly recalls that Jessiah's here* Er, never mind. >a give it, it a Slash. Treesonar >start shaking is body, making a earthquake. Jessiah (Justin): Feel the earth's FURY! >_What in heck was that all about?_ thought Messila has she pulled >out her Pokemon. Bart: Out of _what_, I'm not saying. >[Treesonars shaked like a fist when either upset at a lost match >or angry at their trainer.] Billy (Treesonar): Treesonar SMASH! >"TREESONAR! RETURN!" shouted Kate. Maria (Kate): -THIS HORRENDOUS SWEATER! It makes my chest look small! >Treesonar return into a red light and enter the Pokeball. *All males look incredibly uncomfortable* Maria: ... it's a guy thing, right? >"Thanks >for battle. May be, you are cut out to be a Pokemon Trainers. But >I see you at the American Pokemon League Reigon matches. Citan: *Hopefully* With the American Pokemon League Region gasoline as well? ^_^ >See you, >Messila." stated Kate as she walk away. Bart: o/~ If you don't think I won't go, watch me!/ You think you had it ma~de.../ Ooo, watch me walk away! o/~ >"Not if we see you first!", remark Messila. "Charamander return!" >----------------------------------------------------------------- Maria (Random munchkin): Just follow the yellow brick road! >As they look around the last town, they just reach, they say, a >post Jessiah: It read, "Get Money Fast! This is perfectly legal!" >"HELP WANTER: ASK THE NURSE AT THE BIRD TOWN POKEMON CENTER" >"I wonder what a Nurse Joy is doing here?" ask Messila. Billy and Bart: An Officer Jenny, of course... HEY! >"Let's go and find out!" said Iris. >"I'm game as well.!" said Jonney Maria (Triple H as Jenny): I _am_ THE GAME! >--------------------------------------------------------------- Citan: Aim for Bulbasaur next time, Ayda! >The Pokemon Center was in shape of a Zapados, one of the most >legendly pokemon. Billy and Bart (Wayne and Garth): WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! *Both start laughing. All else mysteriously aquire RPG-type sweatdrops for a few seconds* >They find out that the door's handle was shape like a Fearow. >"Bird Town? Sound like this might be a new Gym. I'm might get be >first get to a new badge!" said Messila. *A Wild ARMs-style window mysteriously appears over Jessiah. It reads "Sheriff's Star aquired!" All else look on in confusion* >"Go! Fearow!" >Fearow appear look. Citan: Yes, yes, we bloody well see your Fearow; may we _please_ just get on with this?! >"Fearow, Gust, that Door!" >After a mix of the "Gust", the door was still standing. Citan: ... no one make UmJammer Lammi references here, please. >"Fearow, return!" Maria (Fearow): Make me, sistah! >p >A all-pink Pokeball with purple button walking appear. >TOUCH THE POKEBALL'S PURPLE BUTTON. Citan: THEN, MACHINE EXPLODE. ^_^ >Messila touch the Pokeball's button. The door open and a black >light suck them in. Jessiah: Remind you of the time when you were stoned and Sig- *A katana blade held by a certain doctor is up against Jess's throat* Er, never mind... *The blade is resheathed* Bart: I don't want to know; I _REALLY_ don't want to know... O.* > > > Billy: Is it intermission already? >The inside was a black as rainy night sky. Then something happen, >a light appear! Billy: *Mutters* dammit. Citan: Then the Metal Demons descended from the cracked sky... >"Weclome to the Pokemon Center. Do you need your Pokemon heal?" Maria: Pokemon heal? I thought you bought those at the Pokemart thingies... >sign another Nurse Joy. >"Yes." said Messila. >"Three Trainers. My first trainers. I'm just recently pass the >Joy test." Bart (Nurse Joy): Now I can party like there's no tomorrow! ^_* >said Nurse Joy. She laids her eyes on Iris. Bart: ................. I'm not going to comment. >"Are you, >a Joy?" Billy: *Very sarcastically* No, she's really Minnie May Hopkins. Maria: How can you _not_ know if someone's a Joy if they all look alike? >"Yes." replied. "We saw your sign out." >"Yes. It's about Thomas, the local Gym Leader. He's opening a gym >dealing with Bird Pokemon." Bart: *Puts four playing cards with Pidgeys on the floor* Beat that! Billy: Wrong kind of "deal", you dumb blonde. Bart: Bite me, priest boy. Maria: Oh? ^^ Billy: Maria, please don't start this again... >"Bird Pokemon as Pidgey and Sparrow." >"Yes. He ask me to ask a local Jenny to make sure his Gym is up >to league stander. He's got a WIND BADGE." Citan: The Fengalon Badge? Billy: *Mutters* Like anyone with a life will know that one... >"Where is in gym?" >"It's not far from here, but when you reach the Pokemon Mart, >take a right. It's only about 2 building away." Jessiah: It's the place with the big neon sign reading, "THIS IS THE POKEMON GYM. YOU CAN GET BADGES HERE. WE MEAN -YOU-, MESSILA. GET IN HERE -NOW-" >----------------------------------------------------------------- Billy: Someone fired the Phaser ARM, right, Citan? Citan: Hmm... I did not think of that one. Thank you for saying it for me. ^_^ *Billy grumbles* >"Hey! Messila!" shouted a pleasent voice. >"Hi! Thomas Skywalker." Jessiah: ... nah, too easy. >said Messila. "Heading to new Gym." >"Yes." said Thomas. "After I pick up some stuff from David." Maria: But what could David Flair possibly have for him? Bart: A Pokemon-sized crowbar? >--------------------------------------------------------------- >The Gym was just a normal office-building. But when it she open >the door. She found out something out. Billy: She found out that the sentence was fragmented. >It was just find out it >was filled from anything Pokemon in the bird section, even >Dudrio. Voice: I'd make a "Jem" ref, but no one'd get it. >"Who is the Gym Leader, here?" ask Messila >"Me." replied Thomas. >"Why?" Bart: And here comes the exposition... Maria: o/~ The exposiiiition, what a show!/ The exposiiiition, here we go... o/~ >"You see long time ago, my aunts were both bird trainers. My Aunt >Pideka work in Viridian City, Japan, but she was getting bored, >so he give the place to Gionnavi, about 70 years. Citan: "They want the complete annihilate of Filgaia"? [Note: Yes, the word is supposed to be "annihilate". Don't ask.] Billy: And I thought the Fengalon thing was obscure... *Roll his eyes* >My Aunt Kikar, >work as Gym Leader, right here in Bird Hope, about 30 years ago. Billy (Thomas as Jusnkyou Guide): Then she fall in Spring of Drowned Piglet. Is very _traaagic_ tale of piglet who drown in spring 1,500 year ago... >But time changes, and so did the rights to become League Gyms. >Usaully the limit is 8 in Japan, and about 13 in American. Citan: 13? How ironic it should be that number. >Right >now, it's 8 or 9, wheter or not you count Elite Four's Gym at >Peke." Thomas said. "I'm hate walking too far in rain or snow. Maria: So I guess he doesn't got the got the funky flow. >So >I decide to make my life as a new Gym Leader? Oh, did Nurse Joy >sent you?" Jessiah: I thought the password was "Walt Sent Me"... >"Yep." Messila replied. "I hope that you give me a good fight!" >"Come with me!" Billy (Sodina): I bet that's something perverted. Bart (Meis): _Everything's_ perverted when it involves me! ^_* >----------------------------------------------------------------- Jessiah: Oh, look, it's Sigurd in college. Bart: Er, straight? Jessiah: No, horizontal. Bart: WHAT?! *Billy snickers* Quiet, priest boy! >"We fighting on the roof? Are you insane?" asked Messila. "And >what are the rules?" >"Yes. I'm totally sane. All: *uncontrollable laughter* >The rules are three Pokemon each." said >Thomas. "Go, Pidgey!" >"Go! Charamander!" >Pidgey fires a "Gust" attack, by Charamander dive out of the way. Citan: Unfotunately, it was into a child's pool. The fire went out on its tail and it died, the end. >Charamander give Pidgey a blast of its "Ember". Pidgey use gust >attack. Charamander blast it with "Fire Thrower!" Pidgey was sent >flying backwards. Pidgey hits the wall. "Pidgey!" it cried. Jessiah: Is this supposed to be an action scene? Billy: Yeah, but it's more of an _in_-action scene. >"Return, Pidgey!" said Thomas. "Go! Lerar." >A orange and black penguin like Pokemon pop up. "LERAR" it bark. Billy (Steve): o/~ We are looking for Lerar's clues/ We are looking for Lerar's clues! o/~ *Pause* ... damn, I need to get out more often... >Messila quicky tooks out her Pokedex. Bart: .............. I refuse to comment on this. >[LERAR: PEGUIN POKEMON. This is a bird Pokemon that is similar to >a Peguin. It likes to use "Tail Whip", "Growl", "Screech" before >it uses "Bizzard", "Razor Leaf" or "Fire Thrower". It's weakness >is Thunder.] Maria: Uh... If it's not a psychic Pokemon, how come it can use more that two elemental attacks? Billy: Just don't think about it, OK? >"Charamander return!", said Messila, "Pikachu, go!" >Pikachu, stands. "Pikachu!" Maria (Akane): "Peek-at-you"?! POKEMON NO HENTAAAAAAIIIIIII! >"Give it a Thundershock!" >Pikachu's Thundershock, hit it, so good, that Lerar gets a >shocked. Jessiah: Er... "This is a game! You should always carry a special weapon!"? >"Return, Lerar! Go, Spearrow" command Thomas >"Return, Pikachu! Go, Fearrow." command Messila >Sparrow, use it's gust attack, but Fearrow fly up and kick >Spearrow's wing. Bart: Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind! *Pause* Dammit, now _I'm_ starting to make 'em! Billy: At least it's not another Wild ARMs ref... >Spearrow, use sand attack, but it didn't have >any effect on it. Spearrow, use it's wing attack, but missed >againt, Fearow hit with furry attack, sending Spearrow into >Thamos. Citan: Horribly disfigured cousin of Commented Crono. ^^ >"Sparrow, return!" >"So what?" ask Messila. >"You win fair and square. He is the Bird Badge." said Thomas. >"Good lucky on your on your journey." Bart (Messila): Oh yes, I'll get lucky- *WHAM!*WHAM!* OW! >The bird bage was a shape of a Dovus, another Mythical Pokemon, >that has a olive branch in it's mouth. Citan: Oh, then it's immune against Disease. ^^ >Outside, they saw Nurse Joy. Messila told Nurse Joy about the >battle and they with Nurse Joy give Thomas, a Gym Key in shape of >a bird, a Motles shaped on. Maria: Anyone else think Motles sounds like a type of weird lunchmeat? >-----------------------------THE END OF PART 7---------- >Treesuar: It's a brown tree with green leaves. It doesn't evloves >at all. >Lerar: A orange and black penguin. It uses becomes Billy: It becomes a blank? >See you around in Part 8. I don't know what I going to do with >his story. Jessiah: Well, you'd better give the story back to its owner, kid. >If you have any ideas, what I can do. E-mail me at >winkstwo@sssnet.com. >See you! Bart (Thinker): But you won't see me... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >----------------------------------------------------------------- Jessiah: Look! A representation of what Hyuga di- *WA-TAK!* Citan: _NO_. ------------- [Still at Citan's House...] "Uh... I think you're done for the day, you guys." That was all she had to say to get everyone to get the hell out of the house, even those who lived there. "Jeez... You'd think I'dve shown them the ultra-rare Wild ARMs yaoi; damn..." ------------------------------------------------ THE REAL END... Really! ^^;; E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Or I'll show you the Wild ARMs ya- *Dodges gunfire* >Lerar: A orange and black penguin. It uses becomes Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. Beware the Temporary Portal, er, Picture of the Week; It can lead you to strange things... Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming soon!* Episode 002: "Cloud Vs. Aeris" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)