Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft. Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Suikoden is copyrighted by Konami. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Behind the Scenes" is by the ever-cheerful Dr. Thinker, whom I thank for letting me MST this and for sending the rest of "Messila's Journey". Thanks again! ^^ Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Ah, more from the good doc himself. ^_^ Useless fact: Aside from a single co-MST by AD Ceterro and Jamie Jeans, I am the only female to MST Thinker. Weird, ne? ^^; With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ---------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Dycedarg) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rini! (I gotta BELIEVE!) Rudy! (No Parappa!) Ramza! (Why me?) Lucca! (I'm a genius!) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the "Satellite of Love", though)] *The entire crew (even Charlotte, Gremio, and Hiro) are on the bridge. Lucca has set up a familiar fax machine- like device on the counter* Rudy: Are you sure it's gonna work? Lucca: It worked once before, so hopefully, yeah. Ramza: *Insanely giggling* This is gonna be GREAT! Revenge is OURS! Jack: Cool it, man. We don't know if it's going to work or not yet. Lucca: *Irritated* I just _said_ it would, didn't I?! Hiro: Whoa, whoa, calm down. A beautiful woman like you shouldn't be so stressed out! Lucca: *Still irritated* Who asked you- wha...? *Calms down* You think I'm beautiful? Hiro: I'd have to blind and dumb not to. ^_^ Lucca: Why... *Hiro and Gremio start to fade* Gremio: What...?! What's going on?! Voice: Oh, I'm just sending you back. Bye! Lucca: But...! *Both Hiro and Gremio vanish* Damn, just when I was about to get a date.... *The red button flashes* Great, now the Gym Leaders are calling... *Pushes the button* *FWOOOSH!* *NOT THAT BUTTON! The _OTHER_ one! ^^;;* Oops, sorry. *Pushes the red button* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: Why _hello_, my little Eevees! Boy, do I have a _baaaaaaad_ fic for you today! Send it up, Dycedarg! ^_^ *Dycedarg pushes the send button* B-ko: But what about the Invention Exchange?! I stayed up all night working on my invention! ^^;; Computer-like voice: Fanfic re-routed to Dimension #XG34. Mala-chan: WHAT?! I didn't authorize the sending of that Pokemon lemon to the Xenogears world! *Looks at Lucca's image on the screen to see her chuckling evilly* What's so funny?! [SOL] Lucca: Even tho' you wish to forgo the Invention Exchange, I still have my Fanfic Transferal System to show off. [E.C.] Marle: Fanfic Transferal? Whaddaya do with that? [SOL] Lucca: So glad you asked! It can send unwanted fanfics you want to send to us to other crews, aaaaand... Charlotte, if you will? Charlotte: Right! ^^ *Appears to be sending a fax with the machine, but...* [E.C.] *Alarms blare and the lights in the room flash* Marle: *!!!* It's the machine that sent us the Gohan piece! [SOL] Lucca: That it is, Marle. ^__^ Rudy: And _your_ fic for today, Mala, is "Behind the Scenes" by Dr. Thinker! Enjoy! ^___^ [E.C.] Mala-chan: Why you...! Dycedarg: Save it for later, we have THINKER SIGN! -------------------------------------------------- >Subj: HERE YOU GO! Dycedarg: And here _we_ go, bye! *Tries to leave, but...* B-ko: AKAGIYAMI MISSLE ATTACK! *BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!* No one's leaving! If I gotta suffer, alla ya gotta suffer! All else: *Hurt from the missles* .......... *Fall over. A few minutes later, they get up* >Date: 7/31/99 8:59:22 PM Central Daylight Time >From: winkstwo@sssnet.com (Odin) *Odin from FF7 appears and uses Gunge Lance (sic) on the Mads* Mala-chan: Ow... Not even three lines in and already we all get hurt _twice_! ^^;; >To: Lessa990@aol.com >Have fun or not! Marle: Probably the later... ^^;; >Sign >Dr. Thinker >-------------------- B-ko: Morse code? Mala-chan: Been done before. Frequently. >BEHIND THE SCENCES >By Dr. Thinker Marle: That anything like that one level in Super Mario Brothers 3 where you get the Warp Whistle? *All look at her oddly* What? > > >[A man wearing a Scoody-Doo shirt and blue short enters a >talk show-like room, carrying on huge Bucket full with >paper with printed words. Mala-chan: He cut up the complete works of Robert Tsunai! Rudy's voice: Tsunai?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >Four pictures are hanging on the wall. B-ko: Portraits B, C, F, and a "The Scream". Marle: Obscure Star Ocean 2 refs and the people who use them, on the next Ricki Lake! B-ko: Shush, you. >The first is the picture of the 5 female heros >of Sailor Moon. (Serena, Amy, Raye, Mina, and Lita. Dycedarg: Not the DiC'ed up names! EVIL! Marle: *Mutters* That's the pot calling the cauldren black... >The next picture is that of the 4 main characters of >Pokemon show (Ash, Brock, Misty and Pikachu), Mala-chan: PIKACHU?! *growl* (*^$# cutesy animal characters... >the third picture is that Warner Brothers animated >Superman and Supergirl. Dycedarg: And the fourth is of Cutey Honey in the buff! *WHAM!*TWANG!*BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!* ... ow... >The fourth is the picture of Mike and the Bots." Mala-chan: No Clayton-sama? *pout* Marle and B-ko: .............. ~.~;; >The man sitting down on a leather chair behind a >Letterman-like Desk, Dycedarg: It's the newest religion, Deskintology! *WHAM!* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!? Mala-chan: I felt like hitting someone, that's all. >with a pencil and bronze name holding reading, Dr. >Thinker.] Mala-chan: This should be... interesting. >Man: Good mornings, afternoon, or evening, Guys, girls, >Animates, MiSTers, and my following Mads from all over >the universe. I'm Dr. Thinker! Dycedarg (Thinker): And I'm an alcoholic. All else: Hi, Dr. Thinker! >It's not easy being a bad writer. Rudy's voice: Yeah, just ask Chibi-chan- *ZAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* ... ow... >And it's harding to act as I right. Marle (Ash): Metapod, Harden! Dycedarg: ... you didn't hit _her_... Mala-chan: I didn't feel like it. >Some time, it's takes forever for people to know thing >lines." B-ko: What does a walking hand have anything to do with lines? >In fact, Sailor Scouts, the Pokemon cast, ven Superman and >Supergirl has some super bad times. Dycedarg: *Point at the names* Ha ha! *TWANG!* Marle: Shush! >This are part of one of my old favorite televison, "Bloopers >and Pratical Jokes". Aslo Marle: "Aslo"? Isn't that a town in Iceland? B-ko: No, I think it's in Norway... >find out some fun facts of how, things come to be, for most >of my fan-fiction. First thing, let's take a bucket's top. Dycedarg: *lewd giggles* *WHAM!* Mala-chan: Shaddap. >[Close up on the bucket's top. It's a clear bucket. The >top has three story's title showing. "Dimisonal Trouble", All: GAH! B-ko: "Gyra famous on Amy"... oog.. >"Lord Thinker" and "Sailor Moon: Neo-Scout".] >Dr. Thinker May people reminder that Dimisonal Trouble >was my first works. All: ............ Marle: Um, "All items available are not unavailable"? >But I did have two more. One of them was Power Ranger, All: GO, GO, POWER FAILURES! >I'm still can't find that page. The other was "Where On >Earth is Carmen Sandiego story.", Mala-chan: The first one to sing the TV show's theme song dies. B-ko: Sing for us, Dycedarg? ^_^-<3 *Dycedarg glowers at her* >which uses my real name. And it's so old, I'm having >second thoughts about MiSTing it. NOT! Marle (Wayne): No~ way! B-ko (Madonna): Way! >Just kidding. First, why the word for solidd waste pops >in twice in my "Dimisonal Trouble"? Dycedarg: Because Amy couldn't hold it any longer? *WHAM!* >But first, let's get moving. >[Fade to back screen. A blue, red spiral appears. In a few >mintues, the white letters similar to Slider type appear. B-ko: *Stoned* Dude, psychadelic, man! >It's reads: Dimisonal Trouble] >[Fade to Dr. Thinker Studio] Marle: But we don't wanna! ^^;; Lucca's voice: TOUGH! >---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marle: And I took the road less traveled... [Dr. Thinker Studio - Office Room. Only a desk, a small computer >[IBM PS/1], and a box that reads Word Perfect For DOS 6.0.] > > >(White Letters appears on the screen over the action: 1994 - >Recreation) Dycedarg: This ain't recreation for us, buddy. *rimshot* >Present Day: It all start in 1994, Amy was itching to get done >with Dimisonal Trouble. He's a recreation of that day. B-ko: That would be difficult to be unless you had a molecular detabilizer, a warp drive, and some crayons. >Past Dr. Thinker: To bad, the rest of your universe has been >built her in Compland. Dycedarg: Yes, beautiful Compland, where the sprites and the polygons roam free amidst our 2.0 gigabyte ranch... >Amy: Don't worry, we do have other completed universe in Compland >Studio heard. Editting is completed. >Past Dr. Thinker: Off course. All: CLOUD! Mala-chan: Omnislash, Cloud! OMNISLASH! Marle: Ooo, I liked that fic- *WHAM!* Mala-chan: Not that "Omnislash", moron! >Amy: I have to go know. I'm have to star in Ramma fan-fiction >that replaces Akane with me. B-ko (Amy as Akane): You don't like my cooking?! MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY! Marle (Ranma-chan): Gah! Look what you did, you kawaiikune tomboy! >Raye: Ok. But I think you have edited him a little bit better. >Amy: I unstand him. He was off few leters of. >Raye: (laughing). Mala-chan (Raye): OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! CALL... ME... QUEEN! Dycedarg: Again? I'm still recovering- *WHAM!* B-ko and Marle: O.o;; >(Snickers from the other Scouts, Molly folded up her Ramna >clothes, Andrew (who's removing his Africain-American skin), All: NANI?!? B-ko: I don't wanna know... ~.~;; >Grandpa removing his red beard, Chad and a stunt youma are >taking.) >Molly: What's is that about "Gaya Famous On Amy?" Marle: Who the heck is Gaya? B-ko: I think she was that earth sprirt from Captain Planet... >Past Dr. Thinker: That's simple. It means, "Gaya Focus on Amy." >I based that secton on the battle at the Computer School. The >American Fifth Sailor Moon eposide. Dycedarg: DiC dub must DIE! LEVIATHAN! *Silenced* The hell?! Mala-chan: There will be _no_ destruction of our base, capische? >The money will be give drop into your bank accounts, zillion >dollor, right?" >Serena: Of course, we all live in Americanized Tokyo. Marle: And we should care _why_? >The Cast: (laughs). >Studentman: I'm got to repair those EVA for NGE show. >Serena: Any one up for a mall trip? B-ko: Just ask Citan; he'll trip with you. >Raye, Mina, Molly, Andrew: Yeah. >======================================================================= Dycedarg: And two-by-two, the ants stowed away on the ark. >[Fade back to the Talk-Show Studio.] >Dr. Thinker: Now. My, have been wondering why, who discover >Dinobot's Crow and Tom's attacks on me durning and after >"Sailor Moon Robotical Additonal", Marle: Uh... Intergalatic planetary? >have no affect on me. Here's why's line." >[Another person dress like the MiSTing version Dr. Thinker, >including the neon-yellow hat and neon-yellow lab coat, pants, >and sneakers. B-ko: Paddington Bear _is_ Dr. Thinker! >She removes the Dr. Thinker's face, reaving a white computer face. Marle: Look, it's Gameboy! B-ko: Nice to see he found work after "Captain N" was canned. >It's Diana, Dr. Thinker's TV's Frank from a few of his MiSTing. >She removes the other clothes revealing Mala-chan: -A BRAND-NEW CAR! *All else cheer and clap* >a up-dated looked. She is wearing a 60's version of Brainic, >Superman's villain outfit. Escape, Dycedarg: If you insist.. *Runs for the door, but remembers what B-ko did the last time he tried to escape and stops before getting to the door* >her shirt is blue ad her pants are red.] B-ko: GAAAAAAAH! Call the fashion police! >Diana: I was created by him to avoid using Tom Servo, too >much. It didn't work. He did some why of turning me into >his Frank. Dycedarg: Uh oh, I'm flashing back to that recording of those guys reading "FFVII: The Untold Story"... ow.. Marle: Wait, wasn't that that thing with Cloud and Cait Sith- Aw crap! Now _I'm_ flashing back! >So that he dibs Nav's "Sailor Gates". He got hurt bad, and >he turn me into "toast", by using a fake version of me. Mala-chan: o/~ Toasty Silvercup/ That's the most that toast can be!/ Silvercup bread/ Silvercup bread/ Silvercup bread... o/~ >He "claimed" to repair me to be his TV's Frank to his Dr. >Forrester. One thing, the real Forrester has some time beam >fan-fiction into my brain cell, Marle: Only one? B-ko: Kinda like Dycedarg, ne? ^^ Dycedarg: Yeah- HEY! >but I lucked out, because he run them thought "Babelfish". >He know that Mike, Tom and Crow has a Reality/Time Machine. >So I builted was take care of trouble and attempt attacks. B-ko (Thinker): Diana, Flame Thrower! Marle: Uh, I don't think that's what he meant... > > >Dr. Thinker: Thanks you, Diana. >Diana: (leaving) You are weclome, master Dycedarg (Torgo): ThE MaSTEr aPPRoveS! >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mala-chan: Uh... It's the migrational pattern of the wild Pidgey! >[Fade to Black Screen] >A red and white ball is tossed at moving target. Marle: Now go fetch, Dycedarg! Dycedarg: Bite me. >For a while, the ball is still, under a white hand throw it. >Out pop yellow letters that reads >"POKEMON" >---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marle: Uh, what is what happens when a guy pees outside when a strong wind comes up? Mala-chan: That was inventive. Stupid, but inventive. >Dr. Thinker: Working with the Pokemon cast, can have it's storms. >In fact, just after, that day, I write, James into Jessie. >This what happen. It's time for another "RECREATION] Marle: Oh, we'll get our "recreation" soon enough... Mala-chan: That we shall... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, AHA! Rudy's voice: I don't like the sound of that... >[Fade to Dr. Thinker Office - Things are lot pappers and desk >has a few Mallies awards on it.] >Dr. Thinker: Oh, no. Smokescreen. Oh, no. >Female voice: Oh, yes. B-ko (Female voice): I'm almost there! Ah- *WHAM!* Mala-chan: No making it into a hentai story! Dycedarg: Ha ha! >Dr. Thinker: Not you guys. >Male Voice: Of course. To protect the universe from drestution. Dycedarg: Then you'd have to get all those women off the street corners at night... Mala-chan: It said "drestution", _NOT_ "prostitution", stupid. >Female Voicee: To unite all nation.... >Male Voice: To disannounce the evils of truth and love. Mala-chan: Yeah! I disannounce 'em to! ^___^ Marle: ... why did I start working for her again? ^^;; >Female Voice: Jessie. *B-ko makes the sound of a pistol cocking* Mala-chan (Jessiah Black): And I feel like shootin' somethin' 'cause of those cracks about me in "FFVII: The Untold Story"! >Male Voice: James. >Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off to speed of light. >James: Surrended now or prepare to fight. Dycedarg: *Sarcastic* Enthusiastic lot, aren't they? >Meowth: That's right. >Dr. Thinker: I never surrender. Marle (Ellis): I nevah geeve ahp! *WHAM!* Mala-chan; No Toshinden refs! >Jessie: Then, it's feeding timefor Arbok. >James: Wheezing, attack! B-ko: OK. *Coughs at the screen* *rimhot* >Wheezing: Wheez! >Arbok: Bok! >Dr. Thinker: Go Pidgot! Gust whind. Marle: No, no, no! You should've used a fire elemental Pokemon, like Vulpix or Charamander! It'd make short work of the Wheezing! >(A huge wind wrecks the wall and desk's top.) >Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rokcet is blast off again. *Team Rocket crashes through the roof* Mala-chan: I _hate_ interactivity with the story... James: Uh, could you tell us where we are? ^^;; Mala-chan: You would be leaving. *Presses a button. A part of the floor springs up... just to the left of Team Rocket* *grumble* If only they were over to the left more... >Dr. Thinker: (From the top of the desk, he drops his hand into the >first cn and picks up a cell phone). B-ko (Chisato): Hello? One bomb please. >First thing, Hello, Guys and Girls At the Comp-Land Phone >Place, can you get some one to fix up his join from a >Pokemon attack? Marle: "[H]is join"? Goodie, it's a yaoi story now! ^__^ *KABONG!* Dycedarg: NO, IT ISN'T! >.< Marle: Ow... >Ok. I hold, while you hook me up. >======================================================================= B-ko: Uh... rapid-fire morse code? >[Fade to black scence. Next on shows a purple slowing >moving sign which hits and falls, but gets up.] Marle: See? SEE? I was right! Dycedarg: It's not _that_ kind of "getting up", you twisted little brat! Marle: Better a "twisted little brat" than a friggin' _Puritan_ like you! Team Rocket: Diss... Dycedarg: You stay out of it! >"BLOOPERS" >================== >[Fade to the Studio.] James: Wasn't that some Playstation game? Jessie: Playstation?! Traitor! Dycedarg: Hey! What's wrong with the Playstation? ^^;; >Dr. Thinker: Here are some out-taking some my stories. >Out-take are more comman call bloopers. Can you guess >on any Sattile in space, guess which stories these are >coming from. Mala-chan: If we _were_ on the satellite, we might. >And they are NOT in order. >=================================================================== Meowth: Look! String! *Tries to play with the line* > > >"I'm wall trish ya out the Mane of the Monday" >groans Serena at Vortex. Jessie: Look, they're speaking Welsh now! >"Excuse, but it's that I will punish you in the >name of the Moon." ask Vortex. >"#*&^@)&^@*^%" cussed Serena. "This *&#&^$# script >is *#&$%*& hard to read." B-ko: Looks like Serena was originally from South Park. > > >========================================================== *Meowth lunges that the "string", but bounces off the screen* >"I wonder what this silly-looking Pokemon is?" >ask Meowth picking up an Voltorb. All: DUCK AND COVER! *All hide behind various structures in the building* >"GIVE ME BACK BY POKEMON" shoutes Kate Ringer. >"Don't you reminder "Ninja Showdown" eposide at >all?" ask James. >"What was that?" ask Meowth. >Ash Ketchum replied. "That were I got Fushia's >Gym's Soulbadge." Dycedarg: *Peer at the screen; reads the line* SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUULbadge! *Hides again* >"Oh, not a VOLTORB!" replied Jessie. >Meowth and James. "Uh-Uh! We In Trouble!" >VOLTORB uses EXPOSION to drestory itself and >cooked Team Rocket. *The room shakes for a few seconds* Marle: Woo... that was new. *Everyone comes out of hiding (Well, not Cecilia)* >"CUT!" I shouted. Venusaur: Venusaur! *Tries to cut the screen; fails and vanishes* >=============================================================== *Meowth goes after the "string" again and bounces off the screen again* >"You are not guitly. Untied them." >Lungite become a torano and whirl the chains away >from the Sailor Scouts. Dycedarg: Chains? Kinky! *WHAM!*WHAM!* Mala and Jessie: QUIET, PERVERT! >And becoming a mess. >"Oh, Nega-fugde." replied Lungite. Marle (Homer Simpson): Mmm, Nega-fudge... *drooling noises* >========================================================= >"Fire! Run for the hills!" replied Amy. >"Did any have any magic transformers?" I asked. B-ko: o/~ Transformers!/ More than meets the eye... o/~ James: The frightening part is that I remember that too... >"If you mean our Sailor Pens." replied Amy. "Raye has >it. I tried to use my water magic, but will no wave." Meowth: o/~ Where were they going/ Without ever knowing/ The Wave? o/~ Marle: Isn't that "The way"? Dycedarg: I think it was "The Wave", Marle. Marle: Who care what you think? It's "The way"! James (Daravon): This's is the way! I got a good feeling! All else: Shut UP, James! >"#*$%*&^#@!" groans the Four Sister in union. >"What's was that all about." ask Serena. B-ko (Random senshi): They did all that work and Ashton and Precis _still_ didn't wind up together in the ending! Voice: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE _TELL_ ME THE BOOKS _RESET_ THE LOVE LEVELS?!? ARGH! B-ko: Uh... >"You forget some" replied Sailor Mars. "The Legel Stuff" >"$#(*^@&^ &^@^^$*%!@ *^%#(*^ you!" I said. James: Look! It's Cid Highwind! Jessie: WADE CARPENTER?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >============================================================== > > >"Great Shades of Elvis." shouts Lois and Jimmy as >lays eyes on Kara Kent. Dycedarg (Jimmy): Those _can't_ be real! *WHAM!*WHAM!* >Perry shouted "Great Caser Ghosts. Where in heck >did they get that from." >Kara Zor-El replied from her Kara In-Ze body. "Propally >live-action Perry White of 'Lois & Clark: The New >Adventure of Superman." Dycedarg and James: Terri Hatcher? ^_^-<3 >Lois, Perry, and of course Jimmy pit look at her like >they did know that she was Supergirl. > > >Kal-El in his Clark body was a pit nervously. Mala-chan (Lefty): I sense another one nearby, Shin... >"Jaz-Ton, Taz-Un and Lon-Uza, we should talk to >Thinker's about is done gone script." >"That a good idea" replied Lon-Uza in a Lois Lane-like >suit. Dycedarg: If she fills it out like Terri Hatcher- *WHAM!* >"Second, me, please" replied Taz-Un in a Jimmy >Oslen-like suit >"Third it for me, please." replied Jaz-Ton in a Perry >White-like suit. Meowth: o/~ He put the Jaz in Jazmaina/ Come to Jazmania/ Down in Jazmania/ WE MEAN YOU! o/~ >"I have a way. How about Jimmy and Lois copycating >Perry's favoriting saying." replied Kara. >"Cousin, that was a SUPER-IDEA." laughs Clark. James: o/~ I'm thuper/ Thanks for asking/ All things considered I couldn't be better I must thay! o/~ Dycedarg: How... fitting. James: HEY! >==================================================================== >"LORD THINKER!" I shouted. Marle (Aeka): What have you done with Lord Tenchi?! >"I don't know what worst, his script or that saying." >replied Sailor Moon. >"CUT!" I shouted. Venusaur: Venusaur! *Tries to cut the screen, then vanishes* Mala-chan: Where the hell is that thing coming from? >===================================================================== >"Go! Koffing!" shouted James >"Go! Eeve!" shouted Jessie. >"Some stolen by EEVE!" shouted Gary. "Go! Raichu! >Thundershock!" Raichu: *Appears near Team Rocket* Raichu! *Crackles with electricity* Jessie: Oh... James: ... crap... *ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* James, Jessie, and Meowth: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIiiiiiiiiin.... *thud!* >The thunder shock hits Gary, Jessie, and James, as well, >as Ash Ketchum, Misty, Brock, Pikachu Officer Jenny, >and Nurse Joy. Dycedarg: Ha ha! >"Excuse, me, but his there a REAL Doctor in the >bulding?" ask Ash Ketchum. B-ko (Thinker): Yeah, but it's Citan Uzuki. Marle (Ash): NOT THE STONER! > > >=================================================================== B-ko: It's the highway to hell! > > >[Fade back to the Talk-Show Studio] >Dr. Thinker: Well, I'm feel up to playing some "Game Boy Color >" Games, mostly " Super Mario DX". Dycedarg: Down with Nintendo! *TWANG!*TWANG!*TWANG!* Marle: Watch your mouth, you heretical puritan! >So until, next fan-fiction. This is Dr. Thinker saying "Good day >or night for everyone in any dimisonal." Mala-chan: Is it over? Dycedarg: Looks like it... >===================================================================== Marle: It's the Yelow Brick Road! B-ko: I wonder how it got that way... Mala-chan: A lot of dogs went down it, that's how. Marle: Grossness! *Goes to commercial* --------------------- Singers: WeenieBurger is so much fun to eat- *KABOOM!* ----------------------------------------------------------- [E.C.] Dycedarg: Was that really necessary, B-ko? B-ko: Yes. [SOL] *The crew looks smugly at the Mads* Lucca: So, enjoy your Thinkerfic? [E.C.] Marle: Not really... ^^;; Dycedarg: She was being sarcatic, moron! Marle: Bite me, puritan. Mala-chan: Your decision to strike back at us will _not_ go unpunished. It seems the good doctor has finished "Messila's Journey", so... [SOL] *collective gulp* Rini: Uh oh... Ramza: Oh crap... Lucca: ............ O.o;; Jack: It's bound to be better than our last fic, tho'. ^^ Rudy: *Looks about ready to snap* ........... Jack: Rudy? Something wrong, kid? Rudy: ... no. No more. Jack: Kid? Rudy: _I_ have had to read almost _every_ _single_ _fic_ sent up here, and I _refuse_ to read another! Rini: Uh, but you don't have a choice- Rudy: Like hell I don't! Everyone here besides me an' Lucca has had more than one opportunity to sit one out thanks to the guests (or hangovers) and I refuse to do _anything_ until we get our chances! Do what you will to me, but I'm not going back in that theater anytime soon. *Crosses his arms* [E.C.] All: .......... Mala-chan: You act like _we_ control the comings and goings of guest stars. The Author does that, not us. Go yell at her about that. Besides, we have ways of getting you in there, boy, whether you like it our not. [SOL] Rudy: *Cold but defiant* I'd like to see you try, woman. [E.C.] Mala-chan: All in good time, dear boy, all in good time... Push the button, Dycedarg. Dycedarg: But- Mala-chan: PUSH IT NOW, STUPID! Dycedarg: *Meekly* Yes'm! *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com Go on, you know you wanna! ^_^ >"I'm wall trish ya out the Mane of the Monday" >groans Serena at Vortex. Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" *Coming Soon!* Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 *Also Coming Soon!* Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) *Coming Soon as Well!* Episode 002: "The Happy Spell" (With an assist from Aurora Derall) Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. 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