"Iga's smitten with that sexy kitten!" -Gogen, "Arc the Lad 2" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Xenogears is copyrighted by SquareSoft. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned as always by the ever... well, ever Dr. Thinker. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No former Elements were harmed in the production of this MSTing. I hope. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) No talk, must play Arc the Lad 2... O_O With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [Citan's house] It was a quiet day in the Uzuki household. Perhaps because they knew what day it was. It was the day... of the fic. But the fic was late. "Sorry fo the delay," the diembodied voice said, "But I need some time to bribe- er, abduct- er, _convince_ some people to stand in for the others." "You require 'stand-ins'? For what reason do you need them?" the good doctor Uzuki asked. "The other are... um... busy." [Bart's room, Fatima Castle, Bledavik...] "Shinkuu HADOOKEN!" Sakura cried right before blasting Iori Yagami. Iori feel backwards, unable to fight any longer. Bart's jaw just about hit the floor when he saw what just happened to his character. "I just got creamed by a _Japanese SCHOOLGIRL_?!" Billy smirked. "Behold the power of Sakura, Bart; behold the power of Sakura." Bart just silently handed off the controller to Fei... [Citan's house] Citan said nothing for a while, too dumbstruck to speak. "You... allowed them to skip a fanfic for Capcom versus SNK 2?" he finally said. "Pretty much, yeah. So, care to see your fellow torture-ees?" "That is not even a word, but very well," Citan said. "AAAAAAAAAAALL right! First off, a one-eyed wonder currently residing in Bledavik, Sigurd Harcourt, come on down!" A plot hole opened up in the celing and from it dropped a very confused Sigurd. "And the baddest of the bad-asses, the coolest of the cool, the funniest of both, the most awesome Filgaian refugee EVER, Jessiah Black!" A plot hole opened up nearby and Jessie calmly walked through it. "That hardly seems fair..." Sigured muttered. "Sure, it is! Nothing but the best for Jess! ^_^ Now, Yui, if you would..." Yui stepped out of the kitchen at that point. "Now that you're all here, on with the show!" ---------------------------- Sigurd: This isn't one of theose idiotic fanfic things, is it? Citan: I regret to say that it is. Sigurd: ... this is going to be... interesting, isn't it? >I decide to let Messila have a short time out from her journey >for R & R. Jessie: Rock and roll? Whoo! *pause* And _no_ Pink Floyd or Grateful Dead. Heard enough of that to last a lifetime. Sigurd: Well, _you_ were the one who decided to hang around with us. Jessie: Don't remind me. -_-; >This break is what happening in Japan, in the Pokemon >World. Sigurd: There's another world inside of Japan? Citan: This further proves my theory that Japan is a gateway to several different dimenions. Jessie: *Muttering* And that theory proves _MY_ theories abut long-term drug use... >I will add my timeline as well. He's goes. Yui: -over the cliff, into the ditch, exploding on impact and sending debris flying _eveywhere_! Citan: *Aside* See why I love her? ^_^ >------------------------------------------------------------ >Messila Journey Citan: Today's show _not_ brought to you by the letter "S". >Part - 14 >Break No. #1 - The Rocket's Pokemon. Citan: *twitch*twitch* Sigurd: That hallucination about the Arbok still haunts you, Hyu? Citan: *nod* However, it is not as bad as one with Bulbasaur, fortunately. Yui and Jessie: ............... >-------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: Arbok, GO! *Citan twitches some more* >Ash Ketchum (Ash for short) - A pokemon trainer, who is > trying to become the world > best Pokemon trainer. Sigurd: *Mutters* ... and trying to be the one people first think of when it come to disturbing attachments to small yellow electric rats, if you ask me... >Misty - A pokemon trainer also. She > moves likes Water Pokemon and > anything that cute. Citan: My God... If one changes the word "Water" to "Electric", we have Miss Chibi... Voice: Do not! I prefer to vary my party so I can always crush my opponents to a pulp! Besides, I like Fire and Plant best anyway... >Brock - The ex-Gym Leader of Pewter > City. Yui: And James's special love-muffin. *^o^* Citan: Darling, I could have lived without that mental image. >Jessie & James - The humans from the Team > Rocket. Jessie is a red haired > female and James is purple > haired male. Jessie: And he sounds like Snagglepuss. *All look at him* He _does_! >Meowth - The annoying cat of Jessie and > James as part of Team Rocket. Sigurd: Wobbafett's better. >Pikachu - Ash's first Pokemon, and the > target of Team Rocket's tricks > and traps. Citan: it is also the primary reason to buy a "Super Smash Brothers" game; it is a chance to WA-TAK the Pikachu! ^_^ >--------------------------------------------------------------- Sigurd (Chris): Ooo, nice stream. He must be feeling better; he's been wanting to do that for 10 years! >After leaving, Officer Jenny, Ash Ketchum and his friends find >three pokemon floating in a quiet poind Citan: Nouns by Pinky. Narf. >Ash Ketchum pick up one and shouts "Go! Pokemon!". Out comes a >familar Arkbok. Jessie: Ark...?! It's an Ark Ghoul! KILL IT! >"How did you got off Jessie's Beat?" asked Ash. Yui: There is something very dirty about that sentence... I just wish I could figure out what. >"Bok Ark Ark bok Ark Bob Jessie: Hey, cool, it's the Swedish Chef! >" replied the >Ekans. Citan: *blink*blink* But it just said... but... but... No, no, I should not think too much; people go mad if they think too much... >"Ash, the other two, contains Likqture and of course, Wheezing." Sigurd: What about Wobbafett? We want Wobbafett! >"Hey! May be, that boy and his FarFetch'd as well." stated Misty. Citan: _Verbs_ would be helpful here. >"They will be delighted that he stop stealing, and his trainer >his Pokemon now or just delighted to get their Pokemon back." >replied Ash. Yui (trainer): Finally! We can eat again! Jessie (random pokemon* Far... fetch'd?!? >------------------------------------------------------------- Sigurd: That must be the lowest wall I've ever seen. Citan: *off-key* o/~ All and all, you're just a-nother brick in the wall... o/~ >In a hot-air balloon in the shape of a Meowth's head. Sigurd: Isn't this how "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" starts? Citan: Actually, I believe this is the beginning of "I am the Walrus". *pause* ... or another scene. I confuse the two on occasion. >"What are those twips up to?" ask James. Jessie (Sonic the Hedgehog): About three feet, Ro-butt-nik. >) >"They find out mising Pokemon!" replied Jessie. Yui (Pokemon gangster): Cheese it! The gig is up! They find out mising Pokemon "The Slasher" took care of! >"Are we going to do our lines?" replied James. All: .................. Citan: I _told_ you Team Rocket was in drugs, did I not, Yui? Yui: Dear, shut up. >"Nope." replied Jessie. "We don't have any Pokemon to fight >with." >"Ok!" Jessie: Well, at least he's taking it well. Sigurd: Must be all the lines their doing. >---------------------------------------------------------- Sigurd: ... and look, there's one now! >On the ground. >"Here there come!" replied Ash. Jessie (Misty): Let's shoot 'em! All else (others): YEAH! >"Thanks for finding these pokemon for us. We will leave you for >tonight, but tomorrow will be a different story." stated Jessie. All: ............... O_O Citan: Coherency! Sweet, blessed coherency! O_O All: Hooray! >"Of course, you been following since Pikachu give you a shocking >suprizing in that Pokemon Center." replied Ash. Jessie: And see how much character development has happened since. Sigurd: They got Wobbafett. I'm not complaining. >"Don't reminder us." replied Meowth. "Let's find the next city." Jessie (The Tick): This is The City. _MY_ city. Yui (Meowth): Erm, never mind. City after that then. Citan (Darkwing Duck): I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the winged scourge- Yui (Meowth): Oy, I give up... >"That is Cinnabar Island. Sigurd: And it's very good on French toast. >-----------------THE END OF BREAK #1----------------------------- Citan: ... it's too short. There has to be more on the way... Voice: Right you are, doc! Lookie here! >Messila Pokemon Journey >Part 15 - "The Zoo Zone." Voice: Funny, why do I feel this sense of deja-vu...? >by Dr. Thinker >It's been a few weeks, Messila and her friends are walking out of city. Jessie (The Tick): _My_ city. Sigurd: You just did that. Jessie: So? It's fun. ^_^ >"So where did you guys, go?" ask Iris, a would-be Nurse Joy. Yui (Messila): *cough* Somewhere... Sigurd (Tanya, covert whisper): Here's your underwear back. Yui (Messila,, covert whisper): Thanks. >"I'm decide on suprizing the Officer Jenny. I got 2 out 5. The other three >suprize me." Citan: With a brand new Miata! All: Hooray! >"I decide on see if they got any new color of Pokemon for those would-be >trainers or breediers" Sigurd: Purple Wobbafett? Yui: Enough with the Wobbafett already! -_-; >replied Tonya . "Take about taking the rainbow of color by the book. If you can >name, it's right on." All: ..................... Citan: "Corperation t-shirt stupid Bloody Tuesday man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long"? >"I hear about the Zoo Zone." replied Messila. "I been haunting down people who >has that." Citan: Messila is dead? Jessie (Tonya): I see dead Pokemon trainers... >"You got 60 pokemon right now." replied Kate. "You might want breed some of them." Yui: Breed a Tangela with a Kingler to get Cthulu spawn, Messila! Cthulu spawn! Jessie: Too cliche. Now, Eevee and Pikachu would make something _TRULY_ evil. Yui: ...you know, you may be right there. Hmm... >"Don't tell me, you love to breed Pokemon as much as your brother, Brock?" >replied Tonya. Sigurd (Kate): He likes to breed _Pokemon_? I thought he was only interested in breeding with Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys... >"I glad that you don't have your Nuksuar anymore." replied Kate. Yui: Nuk-saur! With the power of _TWENTY_ Curlys! >"The Zoo Zones are >our take of Safari Zone. You just have to pay $1.00 per each of your >members. Sigurd (Butthead): Huhuh, you said "members". Citan (Beavis): Heheh, heheh! Jessie: These two are making _me_ look classy by comparison. Scary. Yui: These fics tend to bring out his "weird" side, that's for certain. >I want to see the map is right and see if it goes into Fireton." Voice (Dryadmon): SEDAI FIREBLAST! >################################################################################ Citan: *Fatherly* Now look what you've done, young lady; you set the fic on fire. >After paying #3.00, Messila, Iris and Terra, Jenny friends stop by Officer Jenny. Jessie: Look, they picked up that green-haired chick from Final Fantasy 6 on the way! >"That 3.00 is for all. You all get 50 Zoo Balls and you must where a specail suit. >All Pokemon must be drop of here, fighting with Zoo Pokemon is not allow." Yui (Jenny): They're on loan from a holobrothel, so they may be a little sticky... >"I bet Ash Sigurd: -is a stoned Wobbafett. >didn't get any Pokemon in Safari Zone." replied Iris. Sigurd: That too. >"You win that bet." replied Messila. Citan: "A winner is you!" >############################################### Citan: The story is still on fire, young lady. Voice: But I didn't do it! ^^; >"I did it!" shouted Joy! Jessie (Yuna): I'm a summoner with Meg Ryan as a Guardian! Citan (Tidus): I resent that. -_-; >"You did what?" shouted Messila. Yui (Joy): Dallas! Only one other woman named Debbie has done it before! >"I got a CHANNEY!" shouted Joy! Voice: She has the vice president?! Sigurd: The who? Citan: I believe that's the band on stage. Sigurd: ................... >"Where do you take the test?" ask Messila. Jessie: At your desk in the Balamb Garden, ya doofus; where else? >"Peke." >"The Home of the Elite Four." replied Joy. Jessie: Weren't they characters from "The Tick"? >############################################### *Long pause* Voice: I tell you, I didn't do it! I'm an _ice_ elemental now! >_< >"What's wrong with that picture?" ask Tonya. Yui: They all have tropical fruits as heads? >They was a truck of black balls. Yui: O_O Citan: Uh oh... Yui: Heheh... haha... *starts laughing hysterically. Citan sighs heavily* >On top of cabins were two humanans. Sigurd: Well, thank god they're not _HUMANS_, then there would be trouble. >The truck was red and black. Citan: It is the Myotismonmobile! >"Team Rocket!" >"We been discover!" >"Lauch the Bullans" Sigurd: MOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo... Citan: *British accent* Run away! RUN AWAY! *"thud!" sound effect is heard* Jessie: *bad French accent* Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-er! >"What's that?" Voice: It's Eagleman! >[Bullans, the evolved form name for Tarous - The Bull Pokemon - These Pokemon >can make you feel like you been flat by something that had 4 tons connect to it.] Jessie: So can Lina Inverse with the right spell. So? >"What are we going to do!" >"Go left!" Yui: No, no, go right! Sigurd: Pick door number 3! Citan: Spin the Wheel of Fish! Jessie: Take the money! >############################# Jessie: The trellice factory, in a freak accident, exploded today... >They run in other trainers trying to catch the Zoo Pokemon, and those trainers Zoo >Balls help get rid of lot of the Bullans, living three left. Yui: Only three alive?! Oh my god, they killed the Bullans! Jessie: Those bastards! >"So. Zoo Poke-Ball!" shouted Messila, Tonya, Jenny and Iris at the same time, all >ball can one Pokemon. Sigurd: Kids coming runnin' for the great taste of Canned Bullan! >Just then over the P.A. Citan (Gabe): I think my wang has serious growth potential! >"Messila Samatha Weltall, and her party of 4. Your time is up. Please return to the >main entrance. We make a mistake, you only get 12 hours in the Zoo." Sigurd (Messila): Aw, but we were having fun making the goats stoned! >"That's more like it." replied Jenny. "I thought that 24 hours named of televison show." All: ................... >#######################THE END########################################### Sigurd: What a real scorcher of an ending, hm? *rimshot* >Bullans - Those Bullans are more dangerous then Tarrous. Yui: Good for them Is this it? Voice: Yep! ----------- "All done for now. I'm not sure if I wanna toss anything out at you again today, so don't get too comfortable. So, what did everyone learn today?" asked the voice "I learned that... well... I learned nothing, in all honesty," said Citan. "I learned that this fanfic thing is more difficult to do than it appears to be," said Sigurd. "Hey, no one said there'd be a test after this! So, I'm not answering," Jessiah told the voice. "Fair enough, darlin'. Yui?" "Of all the fangirls we _could_ have making us read this... _this_, we _had_ to have this one..." Citan muttered, "To paraphrase Hank Hill, 'the girl ain't right'." "I heard that. Yui? YOu're still up." "I learned," Yui said, sniffing the air, "that I should have taken that cake out of the oven when you called me to MST duty!" Needless to say, she hurried to the kitchen shortly after. "... so, Capcom vs SNK 2, anyone?" Citan asked. -------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lessa990@aol.com Or Wobbafett will... uh... well, Wobbafett will stand there. >"Thanks for finding these pokemon for us. We will leave you for >tonight, but tomorrow will be a different story." stated Jessie. Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://spoonybard.nu/chaos *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 400: "Crystal Rainbows" part 1 Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Episode 403: "Killey" part 2 Episode 404: "Killey" part 3 Episode 405: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" Episode 406: "Genso Suikoden: Moving On Up" (Part 2 of SSoD) Episode 407l: "Messila's Journey" part 12 Episode 408: "Slayer Arms" part 2 Episode 409: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" part 3 Episode 407m: "Messila's Journey" part 13 Season Five: ------------------ Episode 501: "Killey" part 4 Episode 502: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" part 4 Episode 503: "Crimson Desires" Episode 504: "Bewitched by Harry Potter" Episode 505: "Killey" part 5 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Episode 305: "An Interesting Twist" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 402j: "Messila's Journey" part 10 Episode 402k: "Messila's Journey" part 11 Episode 506n: "Messila's Journey" part 14 and 15 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)