Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft. Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Suikoden is copyrighted by Konami. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Ash's New Friend" is owned by Karana. No offense is meant by the MSTing of the fic. Just think of it as a funny C&C. Don't hurt me... <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Am I cornering the market on Pokemon SI or something? First Messila, then Lily... With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [The SOL (Not the Satelite of Love, though)] Rudy: Uh oh, you know what day it is... Rini: Yep, it's the day we get our next fic... Voice: Not quite, I'm rerouting it somewhere else. Rudy: Well, that's awful nice... wait, whenever you do that, we're about to get a really painful fic. What's she going to send us after this fic? Voice: Uh, FFVII: The Untold Story continued... Rudy, Lucca, Jack, and Ramza: WHAT?!? Jack: There's _MORE_ to that?!? Lucca: Oh dear Megami-sama, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *weep* Gremio: What's "FFVII: The Untold Story"? Hiro: I don't think we want to know, Gremio... -------------------------------------- [Behind Citan's House...] It was a nice morning. The sun was shining, birds were singing, Citan accidentally crossed some wires in a machine and it exploded... EXPLODED?! Let's see if he's OK, shall we? "*cough*cough* All right, so that is not where that wire goes then..." Citan muttered to himself as he picked fragments of the now unrecognizable machine from his hair. "I'll have to remember that for the next time I work on something like this..." Judging from his appearace, he was working out there for some time. His normally neat shirt was smeared with oil. His hair, which was usually well-groomed, was slung back in a bad ponytail with pieces of hair loose in various places, not to mention having fragments of metal in it from the explosion. /Hmm, maybe this is why I had a bad feeling about today.../ he thought to himself. /But then again.../ "Howdy, doc!" /Then again, that disembodied voice could return,/ he thought sadly. "Hello, Miss Voice," he said. "Would you mind getting in the house? I have some new things for you to read!" Then the voice laughed. Not a good- humoured chuckle, mind you, but the kind of laugh that makes people cringe and small dogs howl, not unlike Naga's or Kodachi Kunou's. Citan suppressed a shudder. "Only if you do not laugh like that again," he commented, "It scares the birds." "You wound me, fair doctor, you wound me." /Sometimes I wish I could, you *Solarian obscenity*,/ he thought as he walked to the door of his house... [Inside Citan's House...] "I'm afraid of what she has planned for us this time..." Billy said. "You think we'll end up with another bad Pokemon story?" Fei asked no one in particular. "Only my hairdresser knows for sure! *giggle*" /First the Evil Bitch Laugh (TM), then bad jokes.../ Citan thought angrily as he stomped in the room and took his seat. Bart took one look at the dishoveled doctor and said, "Man, you look like hell." Citan said nothing and gave Bart a dirty look. "Well, now that you're all here, it's time for the first story! It's a Pokemon SI-" a collective graon was let out by the group, "So sit down, kick back, and SUFFER!" --------------------------------------------------- Billy: _Another_ Pokemon story? Why me? Citan: Why you? Why ME?! *grumble* >Ash’s New Friend Maria: What kind of friend? Bart: Bomp chicka bomp wow! *BONK!* Ow! Hey, she started it! Fei: But you weren't helping any. >By Karana Billy: Isn't that some sort of drink? A Pina Karana...? Citan: That would be "Colada", Billy. Billy: Oh. > > >Ash, Brock, and Misty were leaving Gringy City and >heading into a forest. Citan: Then they were eaten by bears, the end. >Misty and Ash had a fight (what else is new?) Billy: Oh joy, it's "Usagi/Rei" characterization. Bart: Huh? Billy: Read a bad Sailor Moon fic; you'll understand afterwards. >about Pikachu evolving into Raichu. Bart (Ash): Pikachu! Billy (Misty): Raichu! Bart (Ash): Less filling! Billy (Misty): Tastes great! >Brock eventually broke up their quarreling, Citan: -with a chainsaw... >and they settled in a clearing when it began to get dark. Billy: Just like Citan during any given Pokemon fic. >They set up a small fire, Maria: *Makes farting noise* Fei (Ash): Brock! That's not what that fire's for! >and Brock prepared some food. Citan (Brock): Try the brownies, heh, heh, heh! Billy: Citan! >Ash fell asleep pretty quickly, Fei: SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!! >with Pikachu curled up on his lap. Bart: I'd say something, but it disgusts me too much. >Bright and early the next morning, Ash was the first to >wake up. Maria (Ash): Oh great, I wet the sleeping bag again... Citan: Flashing back... Hellstorm Evangelion... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Billy: I don't want to know... >He decided to let his friends sleep a while >longer while he went Pokemon hunting. Citan: ... with a rifle... >Equipped with all of his Pokemon, Billy: -along with a Chira's Tail and an Angel Ring... >he set out into a grassy area. A rustling in the tall grass stopped him. Fei: It's the MAN-EATING GRASS OF DONALOO!! Run, Ash! Citan: No, do not run! >“Hear that, Pikachu?” He whispered. Fei (Ash): It's gonna eat us! Citan (Grass): I call dibs on the yellow rat. >Pikachu responded, “Pika! Pikachu!” “Get ready!” Ash told >the electric mouse. Maria (Cheerleader): Ready? OK! Push 'em back, push 'em back! Waaaaaaaaaaay BACK! >Suddenly, the grasses parted and out stepped… a Mewtwo!!! Billy: And lo, the Mewtwo had parted the man-eating grass sea and made way for the other Pokemon to escape to freedom... >Ash whipped out Dexter. Bart: I've never heard it called _that_ before- *WATAK!* That's a new sound effect... Citan: I picked up from reading one too many Elmer Studios MSTings. *CRASH!* And there went the fourth wall. Yui: *Off-screen* All right, who broke the wall?! >The Pokedex informed him that Mewtwo was an extremely rare >Pokemon of the Psychic power. Fei (Mr. Dink): And very expensive! >“Pikachu, I choose you!” Ash shouted. Billy: Vulpix, I choose you! *Throws out a Pokeball. Vulpix emerges from it* Vulpix: Vulpix vul. *Translation: Go &*^% yourself.* Billy: *sigh* Of all the pokemon she could've sent, I get a Vulpix with an attitude... Voice: It was either that or the incontinent Pikachu. Billy: You're a twisted individual, you know that? >The Mewtwo stood serenely before him. This just made Ash more >determined to capture it. Fei: Um, why? Citan: But then Mewtwo sent a psychic blast and killed Ash and Pikachu, the end. Billy: "Psychic Blast"...? Ow... You're not supposed to have Butch do that to Misty! You're not supposed to have lemon scenes in Pokefics, period! *shudder* Maria: I don't think I want to know what he's taking about... >“Pikachu, Thundershock!!” He yelled. Just as Pikachu began >building up electricity, Bart: o/~ Electricity, eeeeeeelectricity! o/~ >a voice called out, “Stop!” Fei (Susan Powter): -the insanity! Voice: NEVER! >Ash turned around quickly and found himself staring into a >set of beautiful green eyes that were filled with rage. Billy: *Falsetto* Dragonmaster Alex! *Pretends to faint* >A girl stood defiantly in Ash’s way. Maria (Girl): I'm the Avatar here and all rare Pokemon belong to _me_, baby! >She was very pretty, he had to admit. Maria: Aren't all female Author Avatars? Other voice: Not Rini! Rini's voice: BAKA! *WHAM!* >Brock would have fallen head over heels, he thought to >himself. Citan: And how, pray tell, can you think anyway else? Fei: Well... Citan: Do not answer that. >She was tall, with black hair reaching her waist and >flashing Bart: Saaaay... *Fei covers Billy's eyes* Fei: You shouldn't be seeing this... >green eyes. Bart: Oh. Damn. Fei: *Uncovers Billy's eyes* Sorry, thought it was something else... Billy: Oh please, you act like I don't know what a naked woman looks like. All else: Say WHAT?!? O.o Billy: *blush* I said that out loud, didn't I? >She was also wearing a Pokemon League cap, identical >to his. Fei: o/~ They're cousins/ Identical cousins... o/~ Voice: *urk!* If they are, that makes another story from the same author very, _very_ wrong... >Ash said to the girl,“Excuse me, miss, but I’m >trying to capture a Pokemon, and- “ Billy (Ash): -all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy- *SNAP!* Ow! Bart: Say lines from that song again and so help me, kiddo... >“Yes, I know, and I’m concerned because that’s my Mewtwo >you’re tryingto capture.” The girl said. *All look at Maria* Fei: How'd you know that it was hers? Maria: Uh, Narrative Causiality? >Ash couldn’t help himself, and started laughing. “I’m >supposed to believe that! Ha ha!” Bart: Good thing that's not Akane or he'd be in orbit by now... >He chortled. “It’s true!” She said fiercely. Billy (Lily): I _am_ the Dragonmistress! Maria: Don't give her ideas! >She drew a Pokeball from her pocket. Citan: She must be really skilled at Pictionary if she can draw that... Billy and Fei: Ow... >“Mewtwo,return!” She commanded. Vulpix (Mewtwo): Vulpix vul pix! *Translation: Ah, get bent lady!* >The Mewtwo disappeared into the ball. Bart (Mewtwo): Now I'm free! Free from the story! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >Ash stopped laughing and blushed. Billy (Ash as Philip): I just crapped my pants! Citan: "I'm Dreaming of a Corsucant Christmas" flashbacks... *shudder* >Pikachu, who had been watching the whole thing, walked over >to the girl and sniffed her foot. Fei: But the foot fungus killed him, the end. Can we go now? Voice: NO! >“Pika! Pika Pikachu!” It said, and leaped into her arms. Billy: An Aura of Smooth at work! Bart: But aren't those used to... EWW! BILLY! I did _NOT_ need that mental image! Billy: Heh. >“Pikachu!” Ash yelled, and grabbed the mouse from the girl. >Pikachu, angry at being tossed around, electrocuted Ash. Citan: *Off-key; cheerfully* o/~ Ding, dong, the brat is dead! o/~ Bart: *Without missing a beat* No, he isn't. He's sitting right there. *Points to Billy* Billy: *mumble* better a brat than a dumb blonde... Bart: I heard that! >Now it was the girl who couldn’t stop laughing. Maria (Lily as Kodachi Kuno): OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! Fei: *shudder* You do that _too_ well... >“Thanks a lot, Pikachu.” Ash muttered. “Sorry about being >so rude before,” the girl said, “But that Mewtwo is very >special to me.” Citan: *Takes out his sword* The first one to make some sort of perverted comment about that gets hurt badly. >After cleaning himself off, Bart: Did _not_ need that image either... Billy: Serves you right, you pervert. >Ash walked back to the encampment with the girl, whose name >was Lily. Billy: How fitting, seeing as lilies are poisonous. Fei: That was low, Billy. Billy: That was the point, Fei. >They found they were both Pokemon trainers, but Lily was >almost done with her collection All: Of course. Maria: SI Narrative Causiality at work... >and Ash still had a long way to go. Bart (Ash): The closest bathroom is- *CLONK!* Ow! What was that for?! Billy: The sheer stupidity of the joke, that's what! >They also both came from Pallet Town, but Lily was 12 and >Ash was 10. When they came to the clearing, they sawBrock >and Misty Citan: All right! They got chainsaws and- *CLONK!* Ow! Billy: That's enough out of you! Citan: *Evenly* Billy. You know I could very easily kill you for that. Billy: Yeah, but my dad would be gunnin' for you if you did. Citan: ......... brat. >searching for him. Ash ran to them, shouting, Citan (Ash): ELEMENTARY PENGUINS SINGING HARE KRISHNA, MAN, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THEN KICKING EDGAR ALLEN POE!! Billy: Citan, what are you talking about?! Citan: Never mind... >“Misty! Brock! I’m right here!” and almost giving Brock a >heart attack. Citan: Instead, he had a stroke and died, the end. >Lily ran after him. Bart (Lily as Fifi): Come to me, my love! Hold me! >Misty was instantly suspicious. “Who are you?” She asked. Maria (Lily as Ric Flair): I'm the president of this company! WHOOOOOO! >“I’m Lily, and this is Mewtwo, my best Pokemon.” Brock was >amazed, both by Lily and the Mewtwo. Bart (Brock): Maybe I can get together with them and- *WATAK!* *CLONG!*BONK!*WHAP!* All else: NO! >“Wow! You have a Mewtwo!” He exclaimed, blushing fiercely. Billy: Now he's going to throw up in her face, she'll say "Eww, barf is gross..." >Lily smiled at him, and he almost fainted. >The group and their new friend spent the whole day together. Citan (Evil Cartman): o/~ Yew guys. Are my best friends/ Through thick and thin, we'll always be together... o/~ >They told her their adventures, and she told them hers. Bart: Now I've heard it called _that_ before- *CLONG!* Billy: Be quiet, you pervert! Bart: I am _not_ a pervert! I just say the first thing that comes to mind! Billy: You'd need a mind first, Bart. Bart: Like you should talk, Billy! I remember a certain little priest boy saying something about a "carpet" not matching the "drapes"! Billy: That was only one time, Bart! Maria: Now I see why those slash writers pair you up; you bicker like an old married couple! Billy and Bart: DO NOT! *Resume arguing* >She gave Ash tips on Pokemon capturing, Brock on Pokemon >nutrition, and Misty on Pokemon beauty. Fei: Because like all SIs, she knows _everything_. Billy: *To Bart* Dumb blonde! Bart: *To Billy* Snot-nosed brat! >Misty liked Lily a lot, because being around two boys for a >long time had made her feel outnumbered. Yui: *Walks in and looks at the TV* Some women like that, being with a couple of guys... ^_~ Citan: Yui, ssssh! Fei: TOO MUCH INFO! O.o >That night, while Lily went to look for some berries, ] Yui: Halucinagenic berries, that is. Citan: Hey, I was going to say that! Yui: Ya snooze, ya lose, hon. >Ash asked Brock and Misty an important question. “Should we >invite her to travel with us??” Citan and Yui (Ash): -and kill her in her sleep? *"Normal"* Hey! >Brock really did faint this time, and Misty was jumping up >and down. Maria: She's turned into a Kangaskhan! >“Now I’ll have someone to talk to about girl stuff!” She >squealed. Fei: P-chan _is_ Misty in "Ash's New Friend"! Bart: Jerk! Billy: Dipstick! Yui: Aw, aren't they _cute_ together? *Indicates Billy and Bart* Billy: Why is it that every female here says that? Voice: Time will tell, Billy boy! Aheh, aheheh, ahah, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, AHA! Bart: That laugh can only mean trouble... >Lily came back to see Brock passed out, Bart: -drunk, with Jessiah Black and a bottle of sake. Billy: Don't drag my dad into this, ya dumb blonde! Bart: At least my hair color is found in nature, priest boy! >Ash trying to revive him, Yui: This is Pokemon yaoi? Citan: *urk!* Yui, please! >and Misty almost delirious with joy. “Um, is everything >okay?” Fei (Ash, sarcastic): Well, let's see, Brock's passed out and Misty's high. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK, GENIUS?! Billy: *To Bart* _YOU_, sir, are the most irritating, frustrating, _annoying_ person on the entire planet! Bart: *To Billy* I can easily say the same about _YOU_, Mr. Black! >She asked tentatively. Citan: "Tentatively"? Is she with Working Designs? >They all looked up. Maria (Random character): De plane, boss, de plane! >Ash stuttered, “Um, uh, well, we were just, uh, wondering >if you’d, um, like to travel with us.” Fei (Ash): Because you're the, um, Avatar and, um, we have to ask you that. >Misty screeched, “Please say yes!! Please please! It would be >so awesome!! Billy (NA Sailor Moon): It's wicked cool! ^_^ *BONK!* Fei: Never, _EVER_ do that again! >You don’t know how boring it is to have to stay with these >guys every day!Say yes! Please!” Yui (Misty): Then we can have group se- Citan: YUI! Bart: See, I'm not a pervert! Yui's ten times the pervert you think I am! >Lily flushed a little. “I’m flattered… I really don’tknow what >to say. Um, I guess it would be fun-“ Yui (Lily): But I get Ash, OK? Voice: How approriate that you say that... >“How sentimental.” A snide voice said. The four looked up. Three >specks came zooming down from the sky, landing on their feet. Maria: Page, Bigalow, and Kanyon? >Jesse, James, and Meowth Maria: Close enough. >launched into their every-episode speech: Citan: Brace for impact... >Prepare for trouble! Make it double! Bart: See? Your dad _is_ in this! Billy: *Getting in Bart's face* I swear, you make one more comment, I mean _ONE more_, about my dad, so help me, I'll... Yui: Kiss him? Billy: *Turns around and looks at Yui* WhawhaWHAT?! NO! *blush* Yui: *giggle* You are so fun to torment! >To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples >within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! Fei (James): And proper writing form! >To extend our reach to the stars above! Jesse! Billy: I see Jessie fell into the Nanichuan. >James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! So >surrender now, or prepare to fight! Citan (James): And we'll lose really badly! >Meeeeowth! That’s right! Citan: *grumble* They are just a bunch of clowns, if you ask me. Billy (Wakko): Hey, mister! Pull a rabbit out of your pants! Citan: I said "clowns", not "magicians". Yui: Maybe he meant- Citan: Yui, please do not say what I think you are going to say... >“You again!” Ash said. “Don’t you ever get tired of trying to Bart (Rocky): -pull a rabbit out of your hat? >steal Pikachu??” “Relax.” Jesse said. Fei: No 80's music refs, OK? Citan: Aw... >“We’re not interested in your little rodent! We’re after her >Pokemon.”, pointing to Lily. Citan: Off course. Billy: Don't you mean, "Of course"? Citan: You heard what I said. >James added, “We heard she has Mewtwo, Gyrados, Articuno, >Ninetails, Clefable, and many more. And we want them!” Billy: "Poke-a-Mon" flashbacks... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! >“So hand ‘em over, girly!” Meowth said. Bart (Jessie as Hans): Ja, you little girlie girl! All flabby und veak! Billy (James as Franz): You haf no muscles, girlie girl, und zoon you vil not haf your Pokemon! >“Not without a fight!” Ash pushed in. Yui: It _is_ Pokemon yaoi! Citan: *urk!* Yui, please quit saying that... *shudder* _Pokemon_ yaoi, eew... >“Fine, we’ll do it the hard way!” Jesse yelled. Yui (Jesse): And the _fast_ way and the _harder_ way- Voice: HEY! Try to keep this at least PG-13, OK? >“Ekans, show them what we’re made of!” Citan: Cells? Billy: Sugar, spice, and everything nice? Fei: Animation cels or pixels? >James shouted, “Koffing! Make me proud!!” Billy: Oh, that'll happen... when monkeys fly out of my butt! Yui: Or- Citan: Yui, please do not go there. >Suddenly, Lily’s Mewtwo began racing off into the woods. Fei: But... they were already _in_ the woods... *Starts faintly glowing red* >“Mewtwo! Come back!” Lily raced after her Pokemon. Bart: Run! Run while you can! Don't look back! Elena: Yes? Billy: *Winces* Oh, that was a bad one... >Misty trailed her. Brock and Ash now stood alone. Billy: o/~ I hear you call my name/ and it feels like ho~me... o/~ >“Pikachu, I choose you!” Ash called. Brock cried, “Onix, >go-o-o-o!” Maria: o/~ Go, Speed Onix, go~! o/~ >The Pokemon began a furious battle, inwhich Onix fainted, and >Pikachu was weakening fast. Billy: But Pikachu was able to handle both single-handedly multiple times! Maria: But the Avatar has to run back and save the day, Billy; you know that. >Lily and Misty returned, Mewtwo-less. Bart (Mewtwo): I'm free, FREE! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! >When Lily saw the battle, she took over from Ash and Brock. Maria (Lily): CALL ME QUEEN! Fei: What the...?! Voice: Heheh, did I ever tell you that I'm a Toshinden fan? >“This is my battle.” She told them, flinging out Growlithe, Citan: -out into traffic where- Yui: -it got ran over and killed. Both: The end! Billy: Oh joy, now it's tag-team darkness... Fei: They're scaring me now... >a tiger-like Fire Pokemon, Billy: Growlithe is a _dog_-type Pokemon! Not tiger! Bart: My, aren't you nit-picky? Billy: Shaddap, Fatima. >and Ninetails, the higher form of Vulpix. Lily screamed to her >two Pokemon, Citan (Lily): NEVER LET GO, ROSE! NEVER LET GO! *CLONG!*BONK!* *WHAP!*SNAP!* Sorry... She _MADE_ me watch that movie! Yui: I just wanted to see DiCrapprio die in it and the ship sink... >“ Growlithe, Flame Thrower! Ninetails, Fire Spin!” Vulpix: Vulpix! *Trans.: OK!* *Uses Fire Spin on the TV. The TV is magically repaired after the attack, much to the shock and dismay of the group* Billy: Narrative Causiality? Voice: No, Instant Plot Device (TM). >With their combined firepower, these two Pokemon totally blew away >Team Rocket and their Pokemon. Citan: Now Team Rocket is dead! Huzzah! >“Team Rocket is blasting off again!”They yelled as they faded into >the distance. Billy: o/~ From a distance/ Te~am Rocket will fade... o/~ Yui: Billy? Billy: I don't know where that came from either. >“Wow.” Ash said, Fei: Ben Stein _IS_ Ash in "Ash's New Friend"! Bart: Does this mean Jimmy Kimmel is Brock? >expressing all of their Citan: Boredom. >amazement. Lily healed Onix and Pikachu, who really liked her. Yui: *urk!* Don't tell me that this's... Billy: I was joking! I didn't mean for it to turn this way! >Later that night, Brock asked her, “So, what happened to Mewtwo?” Fei (Lily): He ate my parents and ran! Citan: Your dark comments need work, Fei. >He shouldn’t have said this, for Lily’s eyes swelled up with Fei: *Darkly* -venom as the poison they had slipped into her drink began to take effect. Her eyes bulged to unnatural proportions right before they began to leak a jelly-like substance from the added pressure... Citan: *Turns slightly green* Okay, that is a tad _too_ dark, Fei. >tears. “Brock, you idiot!” Misty yelled at him. Billy: Then in a movement Akane Tendou would be proud of, she swung her mallet at Brock's head. >While Lily turned away, Bart (Lily; thinking): OK, now to play on their sympathies... >Misty informed them that they had followed Mewtwo through the >forest until they reached a beautiful garden-like clearing. Citan: *Off-key* o/~ Sitting in a forest garden, waiting for the sun... o/~ >Mewtwo was there, along with about 20 other Mewtwos. Billy: There goes that "rare" status for Mewtwos... >Lily’s Mewtwo walked up to her and placed a paw on her shoulder. Citan: It's the Vulcan Neck Pinch! Billy: Trekker! Citan: Better a Trekker than a Moonie. Billy: Is not! >Lily’s head drooped. Yui: -off her neck... Citan: -and now she is dead. Both: The end. >Mewtwo walked up to another Mewtwo and they walked away together. Yui and Bart: And now the Mewtwo or- *At the same time* Billy: BART! Citan: YUI! >Lily sank to her knees Maria: QUICKSAND! Oh, the humanity! >and sobbed while Misty tried to console her. Billy (Misty): Now where can I plug in the controller...? Bart: *Winces* Watch the bad wordplays, Billy! Billy: Oh, um, sorry 'bout that... Maria and Yui: Aw, how CUTE! Billy and Bart: CUT THAT OUT! >Eventually, Lily stopped crying and walked back with Misty, Citan: Uh oh, Lily may have pulled a "Lisa Foster"... *All look at him in confusion* Trust me, you do not want to know... >where they witnessed the battle. Maria: It was Saturn and Benoit versus the Jersey Triad! >Lily turned back. “My mother told me that one day Mewtwo would >leave. Bart: I'd want to leave too if I were in this fic. >I just didn’t think it would happen so soon. Maria: It had to be or there wouldn't be a plot device. >You see, Mewtwo was like our family pet. When I left to become >a Pokemon trainer, my mother and father gave it to me.” Bart (Lily): That is, a swift kick in the a- Billy: Bart, no. >She said sadly. “We’re sorry.” Ash said quietly. “Chu.” Fei: GAH! How did Chu-Chu get there?! That means... it's only a matter of time before we get trapped there! Call 911! Call 411! CALL CLIO SAGA!! *WHAP!* Citan: Snap out of it, man! It was just that little yellow rat Pikachu, not Chu-Chu! Fei: It was? >Pikachu said softly. Fei: Oh, eheheh, sorry... ^^;; >Lily smiled faintly. Clearing her voice, she asked Ash, Yui (Lily): So, when are you gonna bow down and kiss my feet, peasant? Billy (Lily): Ever get the feeling that several RPG characters are making fun of our situation? Maria (Lily): Have you ever eaten a bug? >“So, where are we going next?” Citan: The answer is simple, miss: straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect two-hundred dollars. >As the sun was rising the following morning, four figures Bart: The West Texas Rednecks? *Billy glares at Bart* No, no, there's this group in WCW that calls themselves that! *Billy stops glaring* >were walking off together, heading towards Fuchsia City, where >a Gym Master was waiting for them. Citan: With C-4, ball-peen hammers, and spackle! >That’s it! Citan (Chop Chop): Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage now! >This is my first fan fiction. Billy: Figures. >How do you like it? Maria (Jay Sherman): It STINKS! >E-mail me and tell me if you liked it! Fei: Uh, how? There's no address... >I’m considering writing another one! ? All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Voice: Too late, she already did... and I got the DIBS! *Evil Bitch Laugh (TM)* But first... Ehehehehehe! Citan: This... is not good. ------------------------------ [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, though)] *Rudy is talking to the voice* Rudy: Why can't you just send _them_ "FFVII: TUS"?! Voice: Because they specialize in two things: Pokemon and ones based on their own world. Rudy: But Chibi...! Voice: No buts! Just push the NC button, OK? Rudy: Do I have a choice? Voice: In fact, you do. Push the button or I zap the living hell out of you. Rudy: O.O;; *Pushes the button quickly* ---------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com The bunnies anxiously await your letters... =:) =:) =:) Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. MSTings, Captions, and more! Just beware the mascot, he can lead you to strange things... >You don’t know how boring it is to have to stay with these >guys every day!Say yes! Please!” Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel)