"Panty tank!" -Jonouchi Katsuya, "Yu-Gi-Oh!" Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft. Wild Arms is copyrighted by Media Vision and Contrail. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Wounded Soul" is owned by Alruhi. No offense or bad stuff is intended with this MSTing No waiing fangirls were harmed in the production of this MSTing. Several Filgaians were glomped, tho'. Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Tosh rules. Tosh is good. Chibi-Tosh is the cutest thing _EVER_. Also, Shu is good. A ninja. With a gun. Brilliant. Tosh rules, but I like Shu more. Gun ninja WAI! With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ (Singer) In the not too distant future, Things are going very mad! That boy Klaus's little regime Has ended; ain't that sad? Mala-chan was freed, we know that much, And dear Klaus was in her clutch, But as a child of Xelloss, he was saved. And now she can't pay him back for enslaving her and su~uch! (Mala-chan: Damn... this... SUUUUUUCKS!) But now she can send the crew cheesy fanfics, The worst she can find! (Lalala!) They'll have to sit and read them all, And they might just lose their minds! (Lalala!) Now keep in mind the crew can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (Ninja Centerfold!) Chibi! (Penalty game, wench!) Ramza! ("Z" is for Zesty!) Lucca! (This calls for emergency pants!) Jaaaaaaaaaaack! (Execute! Spirit Evolution!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *Lucca is fiddling with the telepad in her workshop* Lucca: If I can bring people _in_ with this, let's see if I can't get a _VERY_ special guest here... Happy 50th MSTing, fox girl! OHOHOHO- *cough*cough* Dammit, how does Rini do it? *cough* ---------------------------------------------------- Announcer: New at your grocer's referidgerated section! 100% pure Nanami Milk! *Nanami Kiryuu, as a cow, shows up on the screen* Nanami the Cow: MoooooOOOOOOO! Announcer: Yes, Nanami the cow is back and she's giving nothing but the freshest, most expensive milk on the market! And it comes in a lovely Sebastion Dior cowbell-shaped container! Nanami Milk: The Milk of a New Generation! Nanami the Cow: Moo. -------------------- *On the bridge* Rudy: ... I could have lived without seeing that. Jack: None of the green-haired jerk switching places with that monkey-mouse thing? What a rip-off! Voice: *Off-stage* Aw, but I like the cow! Rudy: *Eyes widen* That voice...! Jack: *ditto* Could it be...? *Rudy, closest to stage left, is suddenly glomped by a woman with the ears and tail of Renamon, a Selphie-like hairdo, and Western/Filgaian attire* Rudy: *sweatdrop* It is. Hello, Chibi. Chibi: Kawaii Filgaian-y sweetness... *pink heart* Lucca: *Enters from the same direction* I see you met today's special guest. Rudy: Make her let go; she's making me feel uncomfortable. -_-; Chibi: And Jack's here too! *Detaches from Rudy and glomps Jack* ^_^ Rudy: *sigh* At least she's off of me. Lucca, why- Lucca: Thought we should have her here for her 50th (with her funny counting) MSting, just to see the private little hell she's put us through for years, so I brought her here with the Telepad. *The red button flashes* Well, the Cabal is calling; let's see their reaction, hmm? *Presses button* [Evil Central] *Xelloss's smiling face greets them. If one looks closely, one can see that Mala-chan and Marle are bound and gagged in a corner* Xelloss: Oh, hello there. And hello, Miss Chibi. You look different from the last time I saw you. [SOL] Chibi: Well, going from Raichu-girl to Renamon-girl does that to a girl. ^^ Rudy: Never mind the happy litle fangirl; what do you want? [E.C.] Xelloss; What _I_ want is a secret. It's what they want that's the issue here. *Klaus, Ken and Sam Ichijouji, and Tim Rhymeless enter the background* My children and *gestures to Tim* young apprentice here wish to learn more about just how patheritc an evil being a Mad is, so we've taken over this little place for the time being. [SOL] Jack: Uh... Shouldn't Sam there be dead? [E.C.] Sam Ichijouji: I got better. Xelloss: It takes more than a little accident to get rid of one of my children! Anyway, your fic today is... Tim, if you'd be so kind? ^_^ Tim: "Wounded Soul" by someone named Alruhi. Have fun! [SOL] Lucca: Alruhi? Isn't she a- *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Rudy: Tell us in the theater! Right now, WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN! *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's... Baron Aloha?! Weirded out by his presence, you move on. Door 4: It's Eri-chan! She goes all fangirl on Rudy and you have to restrain her with duct tape in order to procede. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Ryo! Chibi tries to mallet him, but you're able to restrain her long enough to get to... Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Chibi, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Rudy: Now, who is Alruhi? Lucca: Remember that thing with Camus and Miklotov? She's the lady who wrote that. Rudy: So this makes this fic...? Chibi: Tales of Destiny yaoi! WAI! Rudy: .................. >WOUNDED SOUL Rudy: "Wounded Eardrums" is more appropriate. Ow, my ears... >Esreree couldn't believe himself. Lucca: Well, that's all well and good. Who's Esreree? Chibi: Stahn. Alruhi changed his name. Lucca: Oh. *beat* What the hell kinda name is "Esreree"? Chibi: *Mutters* This coming from a woman named "Lucca". -_-; >Of all the people on the Draconis headed >towards Seinegald, Esreree thought of Leon. Ramza: *shrugs* I'd rather think of Philia myself, but hey, it's your choice. >It was as if whatever >conversation he had with Rutee and Phillia vanished. He was closest to those >girls and yet for some reason he thought of the one person who pushed him away. Ramza: And out one of the hatches. Chibi (Choko): Bai BAAAAAAAAAAAAII! ^_^ >Esreree sat in his room and remembered his encounter with Leon next door. Rudy (Stahn... er, Esreree): Leon, we know about the freakishly large amount of porn you have stashed away. This is an intervention for your own good. Jack (Leon): I don't have a problem! Lots of guy have issues of "Sexy Asian Quadruple Amputees Monthly"! >He remembered how harshly he was pushed away with jolts of electricity. Lucca: "When Raichus Attack!", next on Fox. Rudy: Just be happy it wasn't the Pika-Pi attack, Escondito. Chibi: Esreree. Rudy: Geseundheit. *Chibi sweatdrops* >Esreree >touched the gold lightning tiara attached to his forehead. Jack (Esreree): I feel pretty! ^_^ >That thing kept him >and two of his friends bound to the kid. Soon, it would be taken off. Ramza (Esreree): Thank _Atamoni_; this thing clashes with my armor. >Esreree >was glad of that, but he kept thinking of Leon. Chibi: More specifically, he thought of how he might look in a tiny miniskirt. Rudy: It's _E. Coli_, not _you_, Chibi. Chibi: Esreree. And he could too, possibly. I can't be the _only_ one to picture bishounen in tiny miniskirts. >Even if Leon treated him and >his friends badly, Esreree couldn't help worrying about the young master swordsman. Ramza: He worried that Leon didn't know he had "Help me!" written backwards on his forehead in black magic marker. Jack: But what he _really_ worried about was the lame superhero costume Leon wore under his clothes. *Nods sagely* >/Why Leon?/ Esreree wondered. Then he said it outloud. Chibi (Esreree): I'm black and I'm proud! Rudy (Rutee): No, you're neither. Idiot. -_-; >It bothered Esreree when >Leon said that he had no friends. It bothered the hero even further when Leon said >that he didn't trust anybody. Rudy: It bothered Eevee when Leon used his toothbrush. It bothered Eevee when Leon left the seat up and one of the girls fell in because of it. >He remembered Leon's words. ~People will deceive you >no matter how much you trust them.~ Esreree would never forget that line. Lucca: Neither will the author, I see. >Esreree >sighed, his spiked blond hair falling before his azure eyes. Chibi and Jack (hair): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP! I'M FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAH! >"Does he honestly think that not trusting people will stop them from deceiving >him?" He shook his head. *All make rattling noises* >"Who could have hurt that kid so much that he does not >trust others? Chibi: Since it's not Wild Arms, I'd have to say a parent corrupted by an evil force. Or Andel. It's always Andel. Andel kidnaps Arc's mother. Andel hires a necromancer who- *Is zapped* Huh!? Voice: You're not above being zapped for spoilers, me. Chibi: ... but you- But I- And I'm here, then I shouldn't be there... *goes cross-eyed* I'll stop thinking about it now... @_x >How he must be suffering. Lucca: Well, duh. Every RPG needs someone who's ungodly angsty; it's the rules. >Does he really think that he is alone in all >of this?" Ramza: Only if you don't count the voices in his head as other people. >/Maybe I should ask him./ Rudy: And get fried in the process? ... eh, this is Escalator; he'll do it anyway. Lucca (Leon as Millenia): Deep-fried GOODNESS! Jack (Esreree): AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! >Esreree nearly laughed at his own boldness. Rudy (Esreree as Prince of Space): Your weapons cannot harm me! >Just an hour ago, Leon zapped him with >the lightning. Lucca: Actually, it was the rabid Raichu that had somehow found its way on board, but he didn't know that. >~I warned you to leave me alone!~ Jack: *Shakes his head disapprovingly* Tsk, kids today never do what they're told... >But, Esreree did not care so much >anymore. Ramza (Esreree): Self-preservation is for wusses! >He began to realize that Leon's behavior was a shield or some sort of cast >to protect a wounded soul. Lucca: Leon's Behavhior - +10 Mg Def; Mystic - Soul Guard. >Pity filled Esreree. He could not begin to imagine the >pain Leon must have suffered. Ramza: I can! ^_^ Chibi: ... perhaps I should have characterized him differently... O_o; Rudy: Welcome to our hell, Chibi; welcome to our hell. >Of course, the boy would never admit that to anyone; >especially not to Esreree. Chibi: Because he's a ninny poo-poo head who doesn't know anything, so nyah! >/But I don't know that/ Esreree thought. He again chuckled. The nineteen-year-old >knew damn well that Leon Magnus would NEVER admit to any emotional pain. Jack: Or that he listened to ABBA, but that's better left unsaid anyway. >That boy >carried more arrogance than gods did, Lucca: I don't know; Loki was pretty cocky to me, and Freya was pretty elitist... "Humans die and are reborn; why worry about them?" >but Esreree soon suspected that the arrogance >was also a barrier. Esreree didn't think that it would hurt too much to ask though. Rudy: *Sounding scarily like Lewis Black* Uh, hello? Lightning crown? OF _COURSE_ it's gonna hurt too much, you _ignorant SLUT_! Chibi: O_O *GLOMP!* Friend! Rudy: ... anyone have a crowbar? -_-; >Besides, he was used to the tiara jolts and he knew that Leon couldn't push people >away forever. Lucca: Until he gets his stupid ass killed by going along with his whack-job father's plans, but that's another story. >Esreree just felt a bizarre need to see Leon. To see his adorable face, >his asymmetrical shock of raven hair, his piercing lavender eyes, his-- Jack: Gamecube? Rudy: Anthy plushie? Ramza: Giant man-eating crab? >The blond gasped. /What? It couldn't be!/ Jack (Esreree): I can't believe it's not butter! >Esreree always liked girls. Ramza: -with fava beans and a nice chiante. ^_^ >He refused to >admit even to himself that he had any attraction for other males; particularly >someone like Leon. Chibi: *Ominously* Resistance is futile; you _WILL_ join the Yaoi Side of the Force. Lucca: *ditto* We already have Tosh and Shu, and they are _far_ badder-ass than you. Join, and we will rule the universe as fangirl and yaoi fodder... Rudy: *Shifts uncomfortably in his seat* Anyone willing to trade seats with me? Anyone? >The young man steeled himself. /THERE IS NO WAY I AM DOING THIS >BECAUSE I AM ATTRACTED TO HIM! Rudy: No, you're doing this because of the supreme will of the author. Get over it. Lucca: That, and he's got a nice butt. Rudy: You're not helping. Chibi: She has a point. Rudy: Oh, shut up. >I LIKE GIRLS THAT WAY. NOT BOYS./ Esreree whispered >that to himself as he stood up and left his room. Ramza: And you're fooling... who? >He whispered that line about a thousand times as he stood in front of the door that >led to Leon's room. Rudy: Estate, the options are _push_ and _pull_. Pick one already. Chibi: Esreree. Rudy: Need a tissue? *Chibi looks at him oddly* >Esreree felt his skin crawl. Ramza: Actually, that was the army ants devouring his flesh, but he didn't know that. >He knew how Leon was, but he felt >the urge to do this. Jack: This isn't going to turn into an Herbal Essense commercial, is it? >He just wanted to speak with the boy, to comfort him; to just >be with Leon as a friend. Lucca: Is it just me, or does this sound more like Virginia Maxwell talking about Maya than it does Stahn talking about Leon? Rudy: Pretty rival gunslinger yuri wai. *^^* >Esreree knew in his heart that Leon really needed one. He >didn't think it was out of arrogance and certainly not attraction, but out of fact. Chibi (Rosie's sister): It's a little known fact that ailens have multiple butts. Jack: Holy _crap_, that's obscure. >Esreree lifted his hand to knock, but paused before he even touched the door. Rudy (Esreree): &*)^*^ person at the controller... Jack: He should be happy they can't make him "Riverdance", at least. Chibi: Eheh, well, blame Media.Vision and their making characters actually _turn around_... >He >realized that Leon would not likely answer. He decided to take the boy by surprise, >just like he did the first time. Rudy and Jack: .............. Lucca: Not like _that_. Morons. -_-; >At least it would be awhile before Leon zapped him >once again. He slowly opened the door. Ramza: Alas, it was booby-trapped and he fell into a pit of spikes and snakes, the end. >Leon wasn't lying down like the first time. This time he stood in the center of the >room with his back turned to Esreree. Ramza (Hamm): Me, to play. >The blond froze, staring at the younger boy. Rudy (Esreree): Me, Estonia. You, Leon. >/I thought he was airsick/. Esreree didn't dare voice that thought. Jack: He instead took the physical challenge. >He could barely >even breathe as his eyes remained glued to the slender boy. Ramza: It wasn't because he liked him, however, but rather that he had been playing with Crazy Glue earlier. >/Does Leon know I'm here?/ Jack: Well, yes, but only beause he's a Jedi. Rudy (Leon): Your name is Steve. Ramza (Esreree): My name... is Steve... >At that thought, Esreree felt like someone threw him in a pot of boiling water and >glued his mouth shut. Ramza: ... works for me. >He didn't know what to do. Rudy: Escargot doesn't know much, does he? >He had never felt this way around the >sixteen year old. Chibi: But... everybody feels this way sometimes. You know, everybody feels this wa~ay... o/~ And I do!/ You can't feel it but I- o/~ Rudy: Chibi, please, don't start with the Lisa Loeb, OK? Just don't. Chibi: I could sing- Rudy: You do know that we have a lot of anger that's caused by you and we _could_ snap and hurt you greivously, right? Chibi: Meep. OK, no Lisa Loeb. Rudy: Good girl. >Esreree wanted to hit himself for feeling this way around Leon. All: WA-TAK! >But, >he couldn't even do that. So, he just stood there feeling stupid Rudy: "Feeling"? >and cursing himself Lucca: Why? Magus could do that for you. Chibi: Froggy Stahn! Ribbit! ^_^ >for allowing the younger male to intimidate him. Jack: Again, Jedi mindtrick. Ramza (Esreree): My name... is Steve... >When Leon spun around, his fuschia cape billowing behind him, Esreree snapped >out of whatever was eating him. Ramza: You can't snap out of army ants, Esreree. >Before he could voice any of his concerns, Leon rudely >interrupted him. Jack: *blink* But wouldn't he have to be _talking_ first? >"You don't listen very well, do you?" The boy asked, his purple eyes narrowing into >slits. Chibi: BROCK! Lucca (Leon): I have a Vulpix and I know how to use it! >Esreree froze. Now he felt like an ice cube. Chibi: Articuno! Wai! >"Um, I was...er, worried...um..." /Say >something, damn it. Jack (Charlton Heston): Damn you! Damn you all to heeeeeeeeell!! >Don't let this kid intimidate you /. Jack: That's a no-no on the Evil Overlord list for sure. >"Can't you even speak!?" Leon snapped. Lucca (Esreree): ........ Pililka's a good girl... >"What are you doing here again!? What do you >want!?" Jack and Chibi: HEAD! >The blond clenched his jaw. He grew tired of Leon's constant hostility. Ramza: So he sucker-punched the kid and left, the end. >But, he >subdued his anger enough to reply, "I'm worried about you, Leon." Jack (Esreree): Worried... that you don't have enough life insurance! *Whips out a briefcase from who-knows-where* >Leon gasped. He glared at Esreree. "Worried? Go away! I can take care of myself!" Rudy: So says the guy trapped in a conspiracy he has no way out of and will eventually die twice. *Pause. Chibi looks pointedly at the PA speaker* Voice: Meh. Think about it; the game is _how_ old and how little played? Why bother? Chibi: Unfair! I get zapped and he didn't! >_<; Rudy: There _is_ justice in the universe after all! ^_^ >But, Esreree refused to back down. Not this time. Chibi: o/~ Hey, I'll stand my ground/ No, I won't back down... o/~ >He stood his ground as he replied, >"Leon, no matter how mean you are to me. I'll always be your friend." Lucca (Esreree): And I'll fragment my sentences for you! >He ignored >Leon's scoffing. "I'll always care about you. Do you really think that not trusting >anyone will make others less deceitful?" Chibi: Is it me, or is this line screaming "Final Fantasy Tactics"? Ramza: Sadly, it's not you. -_-; >"SILENCE!" *All MSTing party members are silenced!* Riruka: *Pops out of a hatch under the PA speaker* I can fix this! *Mystics a Violet Rose. All MSTing Party members an no longer silenced! Riruka leaves* Rudy: What was the point of that? Chibi: "Point"? >That simple word made Esreree jump. Jack: o/~ Mack Daddy make you/ Jump! Jump! o/~ >For a flamboyant looking kid, Leon always had a >commanding presence. Chibi (Leon/Cartman): RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! >Even his youthful voice carried an air of authority than Esreree >could not deny. Ramza: Jedi mindtrick? Jack: *nods* Jedi mindtrick. >But, this time Esreree refused to be silent. Chibi: Must... resist... singing... "Newsies" song... >There was nothing Leon >could do that Esreree didn't go through before. Ramza: Except making him sit on... THE COMFY CHAIR! Jack: Not the Comfy Chair! NOOOOOOOOOO! >"No! Not this time, Leon!" Esreree snapped. Chibi (Esreree): Respect _MAH_ authoritah, bitch! >When he noticed Leon stiffening with Rudy: No. Anyone who thinks of saying it, _NO_. >_<; Lucca: But- Rudy: _NO_. Chibi: I wanna- Rudy: Snap and hurt you, remember? Chibi: Meep. OK, no. >indignance, he lowered his voice. "Who hurt you? What happened to you?" Ramza (Esreree): And may I have their address so I can kick their butt for you? >He lowered his >eyes. He could no longer bear to look at the younger male. Rudy: Well, Leon had been outside while the arkship passed through the veil so he could keep the fuel mixture right, so he wasn't a pretty sight... >"Even if you push me away, >I won't abandon my feelings. I will always be worried about you. I'll always be >your friend no matter what you do to me." Chibi: o/~ I'll stand by you/ I'll staaand by you/ Won't let nobody hurt you... o/~ >When Esreree looked back up, Leon now stood less than a foot away from him. Jack (Esreree): Uh... Want a Tic-Tic? >The blond >gasped at the boy's quick stealth. Aurora's voice: *Over PA* He's got ninjatude! ^_^ Chibi: Hooray! ^_^ >Although he felt as if he jumped from his skin, >Esreree again stood his ground. Ramza: Well, he would have if Leon had accepted the Tic-Tac. >He should not have been surprised. Leon was always fast. Lucca: Well, he's only a kid; he'll get better at it. >Esreree wanted to kick himself for letting the kid get to him like this. Ramza: I'll make it easier on you and kick you myself, if you want. >He stared >directly into Leon's lavender eyes and waited for the boy to respond. Rudy: INTENSE! STARING! ACTION!! >"Do you really mean that?" Leon asked, his voice milder than usual. Jack (Leon, girly): I bet you say that to _all_ the girls... *giggle* >"Yea." Esreree replied. He couldn't begin to imagine what Leon was up to this time. Chibi: About three feet. No, wait, that's Sonic... >Leon sounded and looked much softer than he normally did. Lucca: He was, in fact, a doll made by Beiloune, but that's another story. >Esreree knew that Leon was >capable of kindness, but this seemed different. Jack: Well, after Wormmon died to bring him to his senses... Wait, wrong angsty kid. >Not one hint of hostility existed in >Leon's eyes at that moment. When Leon gracefully brushed past him to lock the door, Ramza (Leon): Now no one will hear your _screams_, boy... MW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >Esreree only turned to face the kid. "Leon, what are you doing?" Lucca: You, in a minute. Rudy: Will someone tell Estranged what kind of fic this is? -_-; Chibi: Esreree. Rudy: Are you getting a cold? You're sneezing a lot today. >Leon initially answered only with a smirk. Esreree chewed on his lips wondering what >Leon might do. Chibi (Esreree): Mmm, kiwi-flavored! *chew*chew* >He wasn't used to the boy being near him. Now he realized that he might >have to get used to it. Especially when Leon replied, "You're staying with me tonight." Chibi: Good for you. Break time! *The fic just _STOPS_ and the doors open. All just stare* Hey, I'm the avatar. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I can even make it snow! *A foot-deep layer of snow drops on everyone* OK, let's go! *All, a little confused, exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Ramza stand on the bridge, alone except for the fact that Chibi keeps chasing Rudy back and forth behind him with dresses* Ramza: *sigh* Maybe I should tell her I feel underused here, that she hardly ever pays attention to me in these host segments... Chibi: *With a Powerpuff Girl costume* But, Rudy, you'll make a _LOVELY_ Blossom! And Jack can be Bubbles or Buttercup! Rudy: No way! Ramza: ... on second thought, maybe it's better I'm underused than have to be humiliated in terribly silly ways. *Jack enters, stage left* Jack: It's not so bad. We can always say we have it better than Rudy... Chibi: Come _ON_! You'll be a beautiful Chun-Li! Rudy: Leave me ALONE! Ramza: That we can. Should we help him or something? Chibi: Morrigan then! Or Mai! C'mon, how about Sakura Kinomoto? Jack: ... and get caught up in that too? Nah. Chibi: Shante then! You'll be FABULOUS! ^__^ Rudy: Get a hobby and leave me alone, woman! >_<;; Rini: *Enters* Boss... *Catches Chibi by the coat* Stop, OK? It's getting silly. Chibi: But I _LIKE_ silly! Rini: But this silly is going nowhere! Anyway, don't you have a fic to get back to? Rudy: And remember, snap and hurt you! *nodnod* Chibi: Meep. OK, back to the fic... *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Fanfic sign, guys! *Repeat previous door sequence* Jack: *Window pops up over his head reading "Pre-empitve Riff!"* Petrificus Totalis! >Esreree's body locked. Jack: Thank you, thank you. ^_^ *Gets up and bows* >A thousand feelings flooded through him. *All but Chibi wait for a water-elemental something or other to drench them, but nothing happens. All look to Chibi* Chibi: Pff, right, like I'm siccing a summon on you while I'm here. Not likely, dearies. >One part of him wanted >to tear his own hair out, Jack: o/~ You're bald!/ You're bald!/ YOU'RE BALD!/ You're bald! o/~ Chibi: Works better with Angle music playing. *Jack nods* >another wanted to just get the hell out of the room Lucca: o/~ Brave Sir Esreree, he ran away/ When yaoi up and reared its head/ Sir Esreree bravely turned his tail and fled! o/~ >and >another part of him felt quite happy at what Leon was doing. Ramza (Dieter as Esreree): I'm as happy as a little girl! >Esreree couldn’t begin to >work out the 997 other feelings. He just tried to ignore the third part. Rudy (Esreree): I'm not listening, third part! o/~ And I do.../ You can't hear it but... o/~ *!!* Dammit! Chibi: Ph34r the mighty powers of Lisa Loeb music, Rudy. ^_^ >He kept >inwardly repeating to himself that he was in Leon's room as a friend. Lucca: A very _special_ friend. *grin* Rudy: *Muttering to self* Think Virginia/Maya, think Virginia/Maya... >Finally, he worked >up the courage to ask, "You're willing to be my friend?" All: ................ Rudy: Doofus. >Leon deftly grabbed Esreree by the collar and slammed him against a wall. Chibi: It's "Tales of Destiny Fighter"! Ramza: Super Combo! Go for the Super Combo! Jack: No, chain into a Super! Maximize the damage! >Esreree felt >the wind being knocked out of him as Leon came within inches of his face. Ramza (Leon): Your pores are _HUGE_! >The blond >looked at the boy with a dazed expression. Rudy: And that's different than normal _HOW_? >"Don't misunderstand me." Leon hissed, his warm breath gliding across Esreree's >cute face. "I am only using you." Chibi (Jenova): You are... a puppet. >"For what?" Esreree asked, his confused mind still wondering what had just >happened. He felt a slight arousal when he felt Leon's breath. Ramza: Or would have, if Leon had accepted the Tic-Tac. >He didn't know what to think or feel. Lucca: Esreree _IS_ Tio! >"This." Jack (Leon): Shadow puppets! Lucca (Stan): Stanley Hihat Trinidad XVIII is _NOT_ a puppet! Chibi (Jenova): Yes, you are. >Leon threw his arms around Esreree's neck and planted his lips firmly against the elder >male's. Jack: There's a "Little Shop of Horrors" joke in there, but I'll be darned if I can find it. >Revulsion crawled through Esreree. Ramza: Actually, it was a tapeworm, but never mind that. Lucca: Well, that explains his figure. >Another boy had never kissed him. Lucca: There's a first time for everything, toots. >Much less >one like Leon. He felt the younger boy's mouth demand entrance, Jack (Leon's mouth): Candygram. Chibi (Esreree's mouth): You're not fooling me! You're the land shark! Jack (Leon's mouth): ... singing telegram? >but Esreree refused to >give in despite the softness of Leon's lips. Ramza: Yes, Leon, arrogant little prick and posterchild for Chap-Stick! >He kept his mouth resolutely shut despite >the coaxing of the kid's tongue. Jack (Leon's tongue/"It's BACON!" dog): C'monc'monpleasepleaseopen your mouth! >Esreree finally gained enough control of his muscles to >push Leon away. Ramza: Unfortunately, he pushed too hard and Leon went flying ala a combatant on Xena. >He kept his hands on Leon's slender shoulders as if it would prevent any >further assault. Rudy: Plus his hands were sweaty and it was a convienient thing to wipe them off on. >A small part if himself accused him of enjoying the kiss. Lucca (part of Esreree): o/~ You liked it!/ You liked it!/ Neener neener neeeener! o/~ >He ignored that >part as he tightened his grip on Leon. Jack: Sharpshooter! Put him in the Sharpshooter! Ramza: Ankle lock! Chibi: Figure four leglock! All three: MAKE HIM TAP!! >A larger part of him wanted to break the boy in >half. Jack: D-Von! Get the table!! >When Leon raised a delicate hand as a warning, Esreree let go, knowing what Leon >could do. Jack: And that was... origami! >"What's the matter with you?" Leon asked, his piercing eyes seeming to probe Esreree >relentlessly. Chibi (Ike): anal pwobe. >Esreree chose his words carefully, acutely aware of the kid's closeness and his >abilities. Lucca: Leon had learned Ars Arcanum and wanted a chance to use it, dammit. >"N-nothing. It's just that I've never--" Jack (Howard Stern): Of course, you never! You never put out! You're like my wife...! >Before he could finish, Leon threw his >arms around Esreree neck once again. Ramza: But they weren't attached to his body... >Esreree shivered, all too aware of Leon's warm lips >within centimeters of his mouth. Rudy: Good to know they're warm; if they were cold, he should seek medical attention. Lucca (Leon): Damn, I died too early this time. >Esreree knew that Leon was capable of such brazen actions. >He just never thought that it would happen to him. Ramza (Esreree): Dear Penthouse: I never thought it would happen to me... >He never thought that Leon would have >interest in other boys. He never thought that Leon would have such an interest in HIM. Rudy: He never thought _period_. >Esreree did not think that the young master swordsman would ever get this close to him. Chibi: o/~ Why do jerks suddenly appear/ Ev'ry time you are near?/ Just like me, they long to be close to you... o/~ >"You've never been kissed?" Leon asked. Lucca (Esreree): Well, there was that girl in Linea... Rudy (Leon): Oh, well, okay... Lucca (Esreree): ... and Garr... Rudy: (Leon): Oh, well... Lucca (Esreree): And that pretty lady from Neuestadt, Ilene... Rudy (Leon): Oh... Lucca (Esreree): And... Rudy (Leon): I get the farging point already! Jeez! >_<; >"No." Esreree replied. He knew that wasn't entirely true. Chibi (Godai): Although it was more like a battle of teeth... >He remembered the girls who >kissed him when he still lived in Linea. Jack: o/~ Of all the girls I've loved... before... o/~ >Leon was the first boy who ever kissed him. He >just didn't want Leon to know that he had been kissed before. Ramza: Because if Leon knew, he'd rip Esreree's tongue out and feed it to a cat. >"Good," Leon answered. A small smile spread across his lips. Lucca: Smile Spread! Now at your grocer's refridgerated section! Now in Small, Medium, and Cheshire Cat! Citan's voice: *Over PA* Be sure to tell the Cheshire Cat "hello" for me and tell him the catgirl with a whip lost his phone number. All: ............... >"Neither have I." Jack (Leon): *As straight-faced as possible* I did _not_ _have_ sexual relations with that woman! >Before Esreree could even think, Leon kissed him again. Rudy: Given how long it takes Estrogen to think, that's not a difficult task. Chibi: _Esreree_. Rudy: I know; now I'm just doing it to annoy you. ^_^ >This time the kid pushed even >harder. Jack (Leon/Austin Powers): WHY! WON'T! THIS! WIG! COME! OFF?!? >Once again, Esreree kept his mouth shut, preventing Leon from entering. *Half the crew starts giggling at the last part. The other half just looks at them and sighs* >He tried >to ignore the press of Leon's slender body, the scent of the boy's musky perfume, but >Esreree couldn't. Chibi: o/~ Your Wind Song stays on my mind... o/~ >Nothing made him more acutely aware of Leon than trying to ignore him. >But, he refused to allow Leon to ravish him like this. Chibi (Elvira Kurt's mother): Geeve up, eet's only going to get vorse... Lucca: Good to know he's not a collectable monster to use in the additional Arena CD. >Sick of the kid's constant abuse, Ramza: -he fed Leon to the pirahnas with laser beams attached to their foreheads, the end. >Esreree roughly shoved him away. Leon held his hand above Esreree's face, ready to >strike him. Lucca and Chibi: CATFIGHT! ^_^ >"Don't defy me!" Leon exclaimed, his lavender eyes blazing. Rudy: o/~ You cannot tame us/ You cannot bring us down/ We are ALIIIIVE! o/~ >Now it was Esreree turn to blaze. Chibi (Mushra): Hyper FLAME! >He grabbed Leon by the arms and shook him. Jack: o/~ I'm in love!/ I'm all shook up! o/~ >He wanted to >shake Leon's brains out, Citan's voice: No... Do not let this be the Naga thing again... No resurrections with a rat's head as a side effect, please... >but he was content to shout in the boy's face. Ramza (Esreree): AND THAT'S WHY RAINBOWS ARE SO PRETTY! GOT THAT, SOLDIER?! Chibi (Cartman): Oh, I hate rainbows. They're those little things that come marching in, crawl up your leg, and bite the insides of your ass. Jack: ... and they call _ME_ silly. >"Quit treating me like this! Lucca (Esreree): I _DEMAND_ dinner and a movie first! Chibi (Wakka): Jecht Hump! Rudy: *Glaring at Chibi* NEVER. Say. That. _AGAIN_. >Who do you think you're dealing with!? Rudy: I'm _not_ going to answer that. I am _SO_ not going to answer that. >Have you no control over >how disgusting you can get!?" Jack (Leon as Jay Sherman): No. ^_^ >Esreree realized that Leon could easily electrocute him, but he >feared none of that now. Jack: The Jedi mindtrick's stopped working! Ramza (Esreree): My.. name... is... NOT STEVE! >His grip on the boy's delicate yet strong arms tightened, drawing a >soft cry from Leon. Lucca: And then Gallarno detonated Esreree in an attempt to kill Leon. *Pause. Chibi glares at the PA* Voice: OK, that's because Lucca scares me too much to zap her. Chibi: This is so totally unfair... >Esreree ignored Leon's cries as he continued to rattle him. "You want to >zap me? Fine, go ahead, but you are going to treat me with respect!" Lucca: o/~ Respect is just a minimum/ C'mon, girl, and get you some! o/~ >When he finally let Leon go, the kid just stood there. Rudy (Leon): I... like Skittles. >Esreree had never done this to >Leon and he couldn't begin to imagine what the younger male might do to him. Chibi: Swanton Bomb, Leon! Ramza: Olympic Slam! Jack: Pedigree! >The tiara felt >heavy on Esreree's head. He waited for Leon to possibly shock him to death. Ramza: Crispy Critter. ^_^ Chibi: Does he scare you all as much as he scares me? *All else nod* >But, Leon didn't >do that. Instead, he held up his slender hands in an effort to calm Esreree down. Lucca (Esreree): Oh, I know this game! *Engages Chibi (as Leon) in a clapping game* o/~ I am a funny little Dutch girl/ As funny as funny can be! o/~ >"It's okay. Okay." The younger male whispered. He cautiously put his hands on >Esreree's shoulders. "I'm sorry." Rudy: No argument here. Ramza: They're all sorry except Phillia. Rudy: True. Phillia-chan... *Both go into dreamy, far-off gazes* Chibi: *Suddenly in a Phillia costume. Somewhere, Philia Felice is suddenly without clothes* Twin Bomb! *Little bottles of some unknown stuff explode at their feet, bringing them back to earth, such as it is* Rudy: I'm not asking how you got in the outfit so fast, let alone where it came from... Chibi: Good, 'cause I'm not sure either. >Esreree sighed when Leon spoke those words. Lucca (Esreree): You can do better than that! Now lick my boots and CALL ME QUEEN! OHOHOHOHOHO- *cough*cough* Dammit... >It was rare for the boy to apologize and >Esreree wanted to savor it. Jack (Esreree/Homer): Mmm, apology... *drooling noises* >He didn't say anything. He only nodded. He didn't move either. Ramza: That's because there was a Cockatrice in the room, but never mind that. >Esreree still felt the effects of Leon's kiss. He felt the boy's hands on his >shoulders. Jack: o/~ Haaaaaaaaaands, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes! o/~ >While he still felt some revulsion, he didn't mind Leon's touch. Chibi: o/~ Touch-a touch-a touch me!/ I wanna be dir~ir~irty! o/~ Rudy: Please stop. >_<; >"Don't leave me." Leon said. "I would understand if you do, but I don't want you to >leave me. Stay with me." Ramza (Leon; little girl-ish): Pwetty pweeeeeeeease? *Big glittery eyes* Chibi: Wanna trade seats, Rudy? Rudy: No. You made you bed, now lie in it. >"Leon--" Esreree began. Jack: o/~ It's the beginning/ The beginning/ The beginning of our story... o/~ >Leon cut him off, "I'm not going to hurt you. Just stay with me. When we get to >Seinegald, you won't see me again and you won't have to worry about me anymore." Rudy (Esreree): I worry about you _now_? >/What are you saying?/ Chibi: *Signing the best she can* He said "I... am... not... going... to... hurt... you... Stay,.. with... me... you... dumb... &)*&..." >Esreree found himself unable to ask that question when he noticed a >single tear fall on the kid's face. Lucca: It wasn't his, mind you, but the tear of a medusa that would turn him back into a human. >He moved to brush the tear away, but Leon gently >grabbed Esreree's hand. Aurora's voice: More ninjatude! Chibi: Hooray! >"Please, Esreree, stay with me." He let go of Esreree's hand and let his hands >trace across the tiara on the older male's forehead. "I'm not going to hurt you >anymore. Ramza: He then WA-TAK'ed the guy. Jack (Leon): I lied. ^_^ >Here, >I'll take this off." *Chibi and Lucca hum strip tease music* >Leon gently placed his fingers on Esreree's temples. Jack: *Incredulously* People _WORSHIP_ him?! Chibi: If I didn't know better, I'd seriously worry about you, dude. >The blond suppressed a shiver at the >youth's touch. He closed his eyes as Leon slowly removed the tiara. Esreree felt >much lighter when he heard the clattering of the tiara as it fell from Leon's hands. All: .................. Rudy: We all agree _not_ to go there, OK? *All else nod* Good. >"There. It's off now." Leon whispered. He pressed his lips against Esreree's chin. >"Esreree, kiss me." Chibi: o/~ And if anything grows/ While you po~o~ose- o/~ Rudy: I thought I asked you to stop singing that. >_<; >The blond couldn't say or do anything save open his eyes. Lucca (Esreree): Darn lack of animation frames... >He had never been through >something like this and it was the first time in months that the tiara was off. Ramza: Now listen closely, Esreree; take Dymlos, pick an organ, and stab him repeatedly through it. >He >merely looked into Leon's lavender eyes, uncertain but feeling the younger boy's >lithe body against his. Lucca (Leon): Touch-a, touch-a, touch _ME_, Creature of the Duh! >"Esreree." The boy said, each word seeming labored, each breath intertwining with >Esreree's. Jack (Dark Helmet): I hate it when this happens... >When all this is said and done, I will be gone from you. You won't see me >anymore. Rudy (Leon): For I will be INVSIVIBLE! Chibi: _Guardians_, Magnus, Draco tried that in "Irresistable Poison" and look what happened to _HIM_! >I want desperately to be near you. Ramza: Give me a staple gun and some duct tape, and I can help you there. >I won't force you to do anything you don't >want to do. Rudy (Leon): I mean, _honestly_, I'm not a _Crimson Noble_... Lucca (Marivel): F^*k off, Magnus; it was the _author's_ fault! Chibi: I worry for Violetta now... >I just want you with me. Please, Esreree, stay with me. Please, I need this." Jack (Roger Rabbit): P-p-p-p-p-pleeeeease! Chibi: Must... resist... urge to kill... for that mental image... >Esreree now had no idea what was going on. Rudy: Why do I get the feeling he's about 2 seconds from cooing in wonder like the baby, the immigrant, or the guy on mushrooms? Chibi, Ramza, and Jack (baby, immigrant, and guy on mushrooms): Oooh... >He had never EVER heard Leon Magnus beg for >anything. Chibi: Forget that, Rudy; I think it's sounding more like we wandered into a Harry Potter slash fic and didn't realize it. X.x Lucca: Or a WA3 yuri fic. Rudy: I repeat, pretty rival gunslinger yuri wai. *^^* >But, the boy was close; very close. He could almost feel Leon's heartbeat. Chibi: o/~ Close your eyes; give me your hand, darling/ Do you feel my heart beating? o/~ >Esreree remembered what Leon told him before. /I don't have any friends/. Rudy (Anthy): I have ChuChu. Jack (Utena): Yeah, but... Chibi (ChuChu): Chu! >It now occurred >to him just how lonely the sixteen-year old was. Lucca (Leon): Yeah, I'm lonely. Now go ^(&# off. Ramza (Esreree): You need a hug! *Get up and hugs Lucca* Lucca (Leon): ... It'd be better if you stripped first. Rudy: Let's just stop this right there. >Esreree couldn't understand what Leon >meant about not seeing him again, but he understood what the boy wanted. *Angelic choir starts singing* Rudy: It's a miracle! He _UNDERSTANDS_ something! >He also >understood that Leon would never admit it and that the boy didn't trust anybody. Jack (Leon as Stone Cold): DTA: Don't Trust Anybody. >Esreree >inwardly sighed. /He's frightened. Lucca: Well, your hair is somewhat scary. Chibi (Little kid): Ish that the latest sctyle? I think it shucks. >That's why he doesn't trust anybody/. He always knew >that Leon had many fears and issues, but he didn't know what. Rudy: Maybe it's clowns. Everyone fears clowns. >Esreree wanted to know. He >wanted to know what made this mysterious boy tick. Jack: Maybe he swallowed a clock. Lucca: Well, take away the "l"... Rudy: Lucca, please don't. >He realized that he also wanted to know >what it was like to be with Leon, to be close to the boy who consistently pushed >him away. Ramza (Esreree): Just oil me up and rub me down, baby! Chibi and Lucca (Columbia and Magenta): o/~ Down, down, down... o/~ Rudy: There's just no getting away from that song, is there? Chibi: Nope. Well, now's as good a time for a break as any, eh? Rudy: Works for me. *All exit* *Reverse door entrance* [SOL] *Rini enters stage left on the bridge* Rini: Boss? Where are you? *Worried look* Why do I get the feeling she's up to something not good? *Ramza enters stage right* Ramza: Because it's the way she works. *smirks* Interesting plan, she has. Rini: You know what she's planning?! Ramza: I might. Rini: Then what is it? Ramza: That would be telling. ^_^ Rini: I hate you. Ramza: I know. ^_^ Rini: Well, you're obviously not at the bad end of it or you wouldn't be smiling like that. Ramza: All I'll say is that it's something some of the fans will find entertaining. Rini: Like what? Ramza: That- Ramza and Rini: -would be telling. Rini: Riiight. Guess I'll have to wait and see for myself. *Chibi bounds in chipperly in a Jack outfit* Er, nice costume, boss. Chibi: Costume? Jack: *Pokes his head out on screen* Could you at _least_ give me my pants back?! Chibi: Where would be the fun in that? Besides, I gave you other clothes. Jack: Yeah, a schoolgirl outfit! >_<; Chibi: *sighs* Fine, if you're going to be fussy about it... *Pounces on him. A cartoon dust cloud is raised. By the time the dust disperses, Jack's on screen clothed and Chibi's in the schoolgirl outfit* Happy now, spoilsport? Jack: *Checks his pockets* Yeah, but where's Hanpan? Hanpan's voice: *Coming from Chibi's shirt* Here! *Crawls out and Jack picks him up* Chibi: ................ *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Rini: FANFIC SIGN! Time to go, boss! Chibi: ................ *Repeat door sequence* Hanpan: I thought I was going to suffocate for a moment there! X.x Ramza: *Mutters* Lucky mouse. Chibi: ................ >He carefully put his lips on Leon's. Ramza: RIIIIP! *Esreree voice* Here ya go. >The boy quickly threw his arms around Esreree's >shoulders and answered with a Chibi: -swift kick in the nards. >gentle, but prying kiss. This time, Esreree relaxed, his >arms encircling the boy's slim waist, bringing him even closer. Rudy: How much closer could they get? Chibi: Ever here the myth about the nymph and the dude who Zeus or someone fused together at the clingy nymph's request? Rudy: ... you disturb me sometimes. Chibi: Just sometimes? I must be losing my touch. >Once Leon slid his tongue >past Esreree's lips, the older boy no longer believed that Leon had never been >kissed. Jack: ... there's no way to riff this without people thinking I'm talking about myself or being full-on perverted, is there? Hanpan: Nope. Rudy: Nuh-uh. Ramza: No way. >His >head swam as he felt the younger boy's tongue probe *Jack hums the theme to "2001: A Space Oddessy"* Lucca (Science special announcer): As the space probe Young Boy's Tongue passes by Uranus... >nearly every inch of his mouth. Esreree >never experienced a kiss of such depth, strength and tenderness. Chibi: Or minty freshness. >He wanted it to last forever. >When Leon finally pulled away, out of breath, Esreree merely sighed while >savoring the sweet warmth that remained after the kiss. Rudy (Esreree): Der, I like rice. >"Did you like that?" Leon asked, his slender hand caressing Esreree's face. Ramza (Esreree): I've had better. >The blond didn't answer at first. He just leaned into the kid's touch. Chibi: *Imitates a goat* Rudy: I hope you know I'll have to kill you if I get a mental image of that. >Esreree never knew >that a boy could have hands that soft. Lucca (Leon): Thank you, fine people at St. Ives! >"Yea." He finally answered. "But, I don't believe you've never been kissed." Jack: He does, however, still believe in the Tooth Fairy. >Leon smiled, "So you don't believe everything you hear?" >"I guess not." Rudy: *Flatly* Such dialogue; I'm on the edge of my seat. >"I see." Leon's fingertips traced down Esreree's cheek. Chibi: Trace... face...? *Grins and says cutely* Jigglypuff! *Takes out a marker and attempts to draw on Rudy's face* Rudy: *Takes marker away from Chibi* I don't think so, Chibs. -_-; >"I don't believe YOU'VE never been >kissed." Jack: *sighs* The youth of today is so jaded... >"I haven't." Esreree replied. "At least not by a boy." Ramza (Esreree): Now, a grown man that _isn't_ twiggy like you, that's another story. Lucca: There's non-stick figure guys in Tales of Destiny? I mean, besides Bruiser... *Makes a face* >He didn't move, he didn't want to do >anything. Rudy: The Aura of Chibi possessed him, I see. Chibi: I'm not _that_ much of a slacker... *pouts* >He just wanted to feel the kid's tender touch across his face. Lucca: Among other things... >Esreree never >experienced such sensations. "This has never happened to me before. Lucca (Leon): So I see. Really, couldn't you have held out until I at _least_ got your pants off? >I've never been with >another male." Rudy (Esreree): There was that thing with Karyl, but I swear I thought he was a chick at the time! >"Do you like it?" Jack (Esreree): You mean rice? Hell yeah! >Esreree hesitated, but only for a mere second. Chibi (Janus Cascade): You're quick on the draw, but hesitating to pull the trigger will get you killed someday. >If he showed any hint of discomfort, Leon >would stop his caressing. He didn't want that. Ramza: It's official; he's turned into Janet Weiss. >Now, Esreree wanted Leon near him, touching >every part of his body. A small part of his still thought it was weird being >intimate with another boy, but arousal defeated any further discomfort. The >sixteen-year old's very touch eliminated any of Esreree inhibitions. Chibi: o/~ Now all I wa~ant to know/ Is how to go~o~o~ooo.../ I've tasted blood and I want more... o/~ Rudy: Dammit, stop singing that song! >"Yes." He finally replied, aching for Leon to touch him in other, more sensual, >places. Rudy: *Eyes Chibi warily* ... Chibi: Guard'-_damn_, if they keep talking this way, I'll _NEVER_ get "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" out of my head. X.x >"I'm glad." Leon answered gently. He pressed his slender lips against Esreree's. >"You do not know this, but Ramza (Leon): I'm a brain-eating alien and I'm starving thanks to you. >I have been attracted to you for a long time." >"What?" Esreree answered, gasping for air. Lucca: He said "I! HAVE! BEEN! ATTRACTED! TO! YOU! FOR! A! LONG! TIME!" Rudy (Leon as Dave Attel): They say he's a bit dim, but that ass ain't dim! *Pause, normal* It's official; I've been around Lucca for too long. -_-; Lucca: Chibi, if you would... *Chibi nods* Lucca and Chibi: *Ominously* Girl Power, Girl Power, a curse on all men! >"I never admitted it until now. Esreree, what Baruk said was true." Lucca (Leon): I _do_ have a spankable ass. >The kid pulled away, >looking into the elder male's eyes. Jack (Leon): Hey, cool, I can see the back of his skull! >"I did admire you. I've never seen someone as strong or >good as you. Chibi (Leon): Or look as anorexic as you. >Of all the people in this party, you're the only one who really cares about me. >Everyone else just pities me." Leon hung his head. "Or hates me." Rudy (Leon): But mostly hate. I _am_ an jerk, after all. >"It's the way you treat people, Leon--" Esreree began. Chibi: Yeah, if you want to do that, first you need a set of fishnets and a whip- Rudy: Let's just end it there. >"You don't understand! You don't know what it's like…." Ramza: To be trapped in confusing political intrigue? Chibi: To be the kid picked on since third grade? Rudy: To suddenly find out you're not human? Lucca: To see your best friend killed and resurrected? Jack: To see your friends and allies die one by one? >Leon fell silent. He nestled his head >against the blond's shoulder, his slender hands on the other boy's arms. Chibi (Leon): How much do you love me? Ramza (Esreree): As much as all the words in all the books in all the world. *They grin at each other* Rudy: Stop being overly obscure already. >Esreree absently >played with youth's raven hair. Lucca (TV Announcer): Play with my Hair Leon, coming to stores this spring! >"I need people to hate me. I need you to hate me. If you hate >me, it won't hurt so much. If I am alone, only I would be hurt." Rudy: Why am I having Revolutionary Girl Utena flashbacks at that line? >"I don't understand. What do you mean?" Esreree tentatively planted a kiss on >the kid's head. "I don't ever want to hate you." Jack: If it make you feel better, Rudy, I'm getting them too. >Leon's grip on Esreree tightened. "You must!" >"Why?" Rudy (Leon): Just _because_, dammit! Jack (Mindy): Ok, I love you, bye bye! >The younger boy answered by gently kissing every inch of Esreree's face. Rudy (Richard Dawson): "Gently kissing every inch of of Esreree's face"? Survey says? *Loud buzzing noise* No, not on there. Aileron family, pass or play? >The blond could barely stand as he felt the sensations travel throughout his >body; his arousal much stronger as Leon reached the elder male's throat. Ramza: Arousal _SMASH_ puny inhibitions! >"Because." the kid replied, "I think I'm in love with you." Jack: o/~ I think I love you/ But what am I so afraid of?/ I think that I'm not sure of/ A love there is no cure for! o/~ Rudy: Remind me to shoot you later. That's worse than "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me". >_<; >Esreree couldn't reply. He had no idea Leon felt this way. Chibi: Now it's sounding like Riku and Sora here. -_-; Lucca: I still stand by my previous Maya and Virginia judgement. >He never thought that any MALE >would ever feel that way about him. Chibi (Esreree as Sora) But this _would_ explain that wink he gave me when he gave me that fruit... >He barely even HEARD of males feeling this way towards other >males. Rudy: Damn, even Chibi's not _that_ sheltered. Chibi: Yeah, I-- HEY! >In the cities, it was heard of. But, Esreree was from a small village. Jack: They were instead attracted to sheep. *All gawk at him* What? Ramza: Drat, I was going to say that... >Those attracted to >the same sex were unheard of much less tolerated. Jack: The guys who liked sheep, on the other hand, were high-paid officials. >In the city, nobody seemed to care. In the >village, such a thing was considered unseemly. Until this day, Esreree thought >the same thing. Lucca (TV announcer): On the next Touched by a Homosexual, Esreree discovers something he didn't know thanks to Leon. >Now, he didn't know what to think. He knew for sure that he wasn't in love >with Leon. Ramza (Narrator): But he did want to screw him senseless. Rudy: Guardians, then there'd be _two_ senseless people there. Jack (Esreree): One of us! One of us! >But, he >realized that he was attracted to Leon and that he cared for the boy. Ramza: Close enough. Jack (Esreree): One of us! One of us! >"I didn’t know it was possible for a boy to feel this way about another boy." >Esreree replied, Chibi: But you do know, and knowing is half the battle. *nods sagely* >carefully choosing his words as he still knew the length of Leon's fuse. Rudy: Meaning shorter than the average person's during a Hard Mode game of Valkyrie Profile. Lucca and Chibi: Amen! >"I never thought that >boys could even desire each other much less be in love." Lucca (Riku): Well, you know now. How about a date? Chibi (Sora): B-but won't Kairi be mad? Rudy (Kairi): Only if I can't watch. ^_^ >Leon gazed at Esreree with an odd look in his lavender eyes. "It's possible. >Just rare." Jack: Not rare in Utenaland, land of ambiguous sexuality. Ramza (Akio as the Godfather): Pimpin' ain't easy! Rudy: *groans* That was wrong on _so_ many levels, Beoulve... >"You must think I'm stupid." A sigh escaped from Esreree's lips. All: ... Rudy: Too easy. >"No. Just naïve." Rudy (Leon): OK, and stupid. >"Um, I never knew that you felt this way about me. I--I thought that you had >a girlfriend or that you liked girls." Jack (Esreree): Or sheep. >"Shhhh…" Leon put his index finger on Esreree's lips. "I don't have a girlfriend." Ramza (Leon): Unless you count inflatable women. >"But, you must like girls. It's just that you don't really like any of the girls >here, Lucca: I should _hope_ not! One of them's his sister, another too young, and the other a priestess. Ramza: But what a priestess! ^_^ Rudy: Philia-chan... ^_^ Chibi: Do I _need_ to Twin Bomb you two again? Ramza and Rudy: No, ma'am! >so you really are just using me. You're just confused like me." Rudy: Don't confuse geniune confusion with stupidity, Eoster. >/I must be confused if I like >being with Leon./ "That's why you think you're in love." Rudy (Richard Dawson): Survey says? *BUZZZZZZZZ!* Oh, sorry. Magnus Family, pass or play? >Now it was Leon's turn to sigh. He smiled as he slowly tasseled Esreree's spiked >sun-colored hair. "Esreree, I'm Chibi: *Rapidly* -prettyandwittyand- >gay." Chibi: o/~ And I pity/ Any girl who isn't me today! o/~ >"Gay?" Esreree didn't understand what Leon meant by 'gay'. Rudy: Oxford English Dictionary. Go. Library. Look. Now. Dumbass. >He always thought that gay meant >happy. But, when he looked at Leon, Esreree realized what it really meant. Ramza (Esreree): It must mean angsty bastard! >"You.....um, gay? >What do you mean?" Esreree knew other words for what people like Leon were called. >But, they were derogatory. As usual, he didn't know what else to say. Jack: I know _someone_ who needs to go on the Big Gay Boat Ride. Chibi: o/~ We're all gay and it's OK/ 'Cause gay means happy and happy means gay... o/~ >"It means." Leon replied, "That if you were a girl, I would not have been attracted to >you, much less be in love." Lucca (Leon): But you could be on the cover of Cosmo; they like really skinny chicks. >When Esreree didn't reply, Leon let out an irritated sigh. "I am >homosexual. I like only males. Do you understand?" Rudy: Unfortunately, a monster killed them and when they had to start over, Leon completely forgot to explain it to him. >Esreree nodded, sharply aware of Leon's hands running through his blond hair. "Am I >supposed to hate you because of that?" Lucca (Leon): That's what that Falwell moron says, anyway. >Leon lowered his head. "No. It's something else. Jack (Leon): I... spilled juice all over your Gunsmith Cats manga collection. Rudy (Esreree): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT RALLY! >But, I can't tell you. I can't be with you, >so this time is the only chance I have to be with you. Chibi: Oh, that makes sense... huh? If you can't, then you can now... Brain.. hurting... X.x Rudy: You really need to stop thinking so hard about little things, Chibi. >I knew you would return once again >when I pushed you away. Lucca: And suddenly Leon donned Vile Tribe garb and told him, "I told you I could see many things..." >I knew you cared for me. I knew that I had a chance to be with you." Chibi (Esreree as Yami Yugi): All right, but if you fail, you have to play a penalty game. >) >Leon glanced at Esreree. "See, I can sense my own kind. Chibi (Leon): WITH MY MILLENIUM EYE! Jack: No, no, it's because he's a Jedi! Ramza: (Esreree): My name is Steve again... >You're not gay, at least I don't >sense that. But, what I do sense is that you are capable of being attracted to both >males and females." Rudy: So basically, all the girlies say he's pretty bi for a dumb guy. Jack: I'm just wondering who talks like this. What's wrong with "men and women"? Ramza: Could be worse; no one's famoused on Amy yet. >Esreree couldn't begin to understand what Leon meant. Rudy: Repeat: PRETTY! BI! FOR! A! DUMB! GUY! Do we need visual aids? >But, at the moment, he couldn't care >less. He wanted to know what Leon claimed he couldn't talk about. He wanted to know >what was troubling Leon. Jack: He wanted a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. >"Leon, why must I hate you?" When Esreree saw the pain in Leon's eyes, he >pressed on. "What is troubling you?" Chibi (Leon): I have this funky Egytian artifact possessed by an evil spirit I can't control-- *Yami Leon voice* Now give me your Millenium Puzzle! >Tears fell from the boy's lavender eyes as he embraced Esreree. "I want so much to >tell you, but I can't. I'm sorry." Rudy (scarily dead-on Anthy): I'm sorry... Utena-sama... >"Please, Leon." Esreree pleaded while grasping the back of Leon's neck. Lucca: Vulcan Neck Pinch! >"I can't help you >unless you tell me what's wrong." Jack (generic psychiatrist): Now tell me about your mother... >"Esreree, I-I can't." Leon desperately clung to Esreree, his warm tears spilling >on the other boy's shoulder. Chibi: And then the beast turned into a signifcantly less cool-looking prince. Beast kicked ass, dude... >"Wh--why--?" Esreree asked, faltering once he heard Leon quietly sob. Ramza (Esreree; thinking): Aw, man, he's getting my armor all wet... >The older boy >decided not to press further. He merely held the youth offering comfort that >Leon obviously ached for. Rudy (Lupiko): Less talk, more cuddle. Lucca: *blink*blink* Rudy? Rudy: I surrender for the rest of the fic. I'm past the point of caring anymore. >/Oh Leon, I never knew that you suffered like this. If only you said something >sooner/. He let his cheek rest on Leon's head. Esreree closed his eyes as he >savored the jasmine scent of the younger boy's black hair. Chibi: o/~ I can show you the world/ Take you wonder by wo~onder... o/~ >"I'm sorry, Esreree." Leon whispered, his voice broken by muffled tears. Chibi and Jack (muffled tears): MMPH! MMMMMPH!! >"Don't worry about it." Esreree replied. Without thinking, he began to caress >Leon's neck while letting his other hand trace across the boy's back. Rudy (Abominable Snowman): I will love him and hug him and name him George... >He liked the tenderness of Leon's >skin and the silkiness of his cape. Esreree held the kid tighter, feeling his >heartbeat and breath. Ramza: And the need to get Leon to finally accept a friggin' Tic-Tac. >"Mmmmm….that feels good." Leon muttered as his tears subsided. "You are a >comfort to me. Just hold me, Esreree. I want to remember this moment forever." Lucca: Or at least another month or so until you get your dumb self killed. >"Leon?" >"Hmmmmm?" Jack (Esreree): Do you have a Game Boy? I'm bored. >Esreree hesitated. The question formed in his mind, but he found himself >unable to ask it. Chibi: Have you tried a Violet Rose or Echo Screen to help you with that? >He felt stupid again. Then he remembered about how bad it was to hesitate. Chibi (Janus): You hesitated, Princess! Lucca: Bang! Rudy (Virginia): Well, farg me... X.x >Leon pulled away >just far enough to stare into Esreree's azure eyes. Ramza (Leon; thinking): Hey, you can actually _see_ the hamster trying to spin the wheel! >The older boy swallowed a few times >before finally asking, "Um, when exactly did you become, er, attracted to me?" Rudy (Jerry Maguire): You had me at hello. >Leon narrowed his eyes, "Why?" Jack (Dan Ackroyd): Esreree, you ignorant slut. >Esreree felt knots in his stomach, but he pressed on. "Well, it's just that >before all this, you were mean to me." Chibi (Esreree): You were a mean little bastard. Rudy (Leon): I know, I-- Chibi (Esreree): A rotten little prick. Rudy (Leon): I know-- Chibi (Esreree): An arrogant, obnoxious little-- Rudy (Leon): I get the point! >_<; >"Ah yes." The boy pursed his lips for a minute before he continued. Lucca: Isn't it obvious? Angsty bishounen dig goofballs. Chibi: Then why didn't Leo snag Ronfar before Mauri did? Lucca: Oh, be quiet. >"I was always >attracted to you." When Esreree gasped in disbelief, Leon put his right hand >on the older boy's mouth. Jack (Leon): I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me, Atamoni. >"Shhh…." Leon grinned. "What can I say? You were cute. Ramza: And Leon very, very... Rudy: Desperate? Ramza: I was going to say "drunk", but close enough. >I wasn't in love then. >As time went on, I began to admire you. I noticed how close you and Rutee >were. I hated that. Ramza (Leon): Especially with Phillia _right there_...! >I can tell you this much, one of the reasons why I treated you and Rutee >badly was because I was jealous." Chibi: o/~ Such a cute girl/ I'm so jealous... o/~ >/Jealous?/ Esreree gently took Leon's slender hand from his mouth and held >it between his Lucca? Yes? YES? >hands. Lucca: Dammit! Rudy: Getting restless, Lucca? Lucca: *Grumbles* Where's the freaking pr0n already?! >He began to trace the teenager's palm with his fingertips. Chibi (Esreree; misty whisper): Oh my, your life line is the shortest I've ever seen... *tragic glance* >"Was that what you >couldn't tell me before?" Jack (Leon): No, what I couldn't tell you is that SMILE! You're on Candid Camera! >Leon paused. He watched Esreree caress his hand. When he finally answered, his >voice sounded tight, as if he were holding back fresh tears. "No." Chibi: This string of sentences brought to you by the makers of Noir. >"I see." Jack (Esreree): -dead people. They're everywhere... Ramza (Esreree): And you're going to be one of them. Nothing personal. >Esreree fell silent, opting to let the boy continue without prodding any >further. He still held the younger male's hand. /I wish you could tell me the >other reasons why Ramza (Esreree): -I thought my name was Steve. >you were mean to us. I want to know you, Leon. Maybe then, I could love you >too./ Lucca (Aeris): I want to know you, Cloud. Rudy (Cloud): Huh? Lucca (Aeris): I want to know... _you_. >The >two boys stood in silence. Esreree began to trace the small veins on Leon's >wrist. Chibi: Jigglypuff! *Whips out another marker, which Rudy promptly takes away* Moon-faced assassin of joy. *pouts* >The kid giggled quietly. Lucca: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all well and good; now get naked already! >"Anyway." Leon spoke, breaking the quiet. "When you went on the date with Ilene >in Nuestandt, I was every bit as jealous as Rutee. Ramza (Leon): But then again, she was jealous becuase she said Ilene had a "fine rack" that she wanted to-- Lucca: Yeah, yeah, we get it, Ramza. Now hurry up and get to the good part, fic. >I then realized that I wanted you for >myself. Rudy (Leon): I shall claim this idiot in the name of France! >I knew that I had a chance with you, but I didn't know how you would have >responded. You were from a small village." Leon sighed. Chibi: o/~ Little town, it's a quiet village/ Every day, like the one before... o/~ >"I didn't want to force you >either. Even though I could have. So, I never said anything. Jack: Forgive me for not being an Engilsh major, but shouldn't "never" apply to things that haven't happened in the past _and_ present? Rudy: Just let it go; it'll go quicker that way. Ramza: And remember, no one's famoused on Amy yet, if that helps. >Once we reached >Phanderia and I saw how much you still cared about me, I fell in love." Chibi (Leon): And it's kinda warm and sticky... *All else giggle* I didn't mean _THAT_! *blushes* >Leon pulled >his hand away from Esreree's and began to caress the back of the older boy's Lucca: Lucky rabbit's foot! Chibi: Blue-Eyes White Dragon plushie! >neck with >his fingertips. "Now is the only chance I have to show you how much I love you. Lucca: All right! Now we're gettin' somewhere! Fire up some music and let's have us a show! Rudy: You really need another hobby, Lucca. >So, make it count, Esreree. Never forget me……." Chibi: o/~ Remember me.../ Once in a while, please pro-mise me you'll try! o/~ >His words trailed off into silence. Chills ran throughout Esreree's body as >Leon's fingers slowly ran up and down his neck. The desire he felt earlier >returned much stronger than before. Jack (Luceid): I've been going to the gym. ^_^ >Esreree moaned as he felt his sensual points harden. Jack: Narration by Foreign Man. >He >leaned his head against the wall, exposing his throat to Leon's tender lips. Ramza: Go for the jugular, Leon! The juglar! >/Oh >Gods……/ That was all Esreree could think of as his nerves responded to Leon's >every touch as his pulse quickened with the boy's soft kisses. Lucca (TV Announcer): New Hershey Kisses soft candy! In stores NOW! >When Leon stripped Esreree of his shirt, the older boy looked at Leon >incredulously, wondering what the adolescent had in mind. All: ......... Rudy: Joking aside, there's a line between naivete and stupidity, and he just crossed it. -_-; >For a mere second, embarrassment >overwhelmed his strong desire and he covered his chest. Chibi: Why am I suddenly reminded of Donald Duck having his shirt stolen and him covering up his non-exsistant "merchandise" and scooting off-screen? >Leon tittered as he lowered >Esreree's arms. Jack (Butthead): Huhuh, she wrote "tittered". Ramza (Beavis): Heheh, heheh! >"Don't be afraid." He chided, a playful smiled remained on his lips. "I won't >hurt you." Chibi (Leon): Unless that's what you want, sweetheart. >) Rudy: *eye twitch* No "Mistress Chibi", please... >"O--ookay". Was all Esreree could manage as he tried to relax. Jack: I'd make a Ben Stiller Show ref here, but no one would get it. >He managed a few deep >breaths as Leon again began his gentle massaging. Lucca: Of what? For the love of all that's good and holy, OF WHAT?! Rudy: Lucca, please, relax! >Esreree tried to suppress his >shudders, but couldn't. Leon's soothing touched seemed to overwhelm the elder >male's body. Chibi: Leon's Soothing Touch - Removes one male monster card from play. *pause* I gotta stop playing "Eternal Duelist Soul"... *sigh* >Esreree couldn't begin to imagine what it would be liked if Leon reached his >breasts or groin. Jack: His... _whats_?! Ramza: Maybe he's a Sailor Starlight. Chibi (Esreree): Star Wonderous Mambo! *Jack and Rudy twitch* Lucca: Only one other person will get that. Chibi: So? >He didn't want to. The very thought might have made him burst with >overpowering sensations. Lucca (Leon): Nice job, Quickdraw. -_-; >He didn't have to worry about for it for long though. Soon, the younger male >gently circled Esreree's breasts, grazing the nipples. Jack: There's that word again! Rudy: Oh, I get it now; he's a Valkyrie and soon he'll have to fight an auroch with a talking marmoset and a hammer! >The elder male sucked in his breath >at Leon's slight touch. As if on cue, Leon captured Esreree's nipples Chibi (Sakura): Aha! There's the Nipple Card, Kero! Lucca (Tomoyo): Wow! This I have to get on tape! *Lifts imaginary camera* >and slowly ran >them between his fingers. Ramza: Tragically, Esreree was a zombie and they came off in Leon's hands. >Esreree sighed at the indescribable feelings that soared through his entire >body. Jack: o/~ I believe I can fly/ I believe I can touch the sky... o/~ >Never in his life did he feel this wonderful. Rudy: Is that feeling anything like after finding what Citan left-- *Is stared at* Er, never mind. *blush* Jack: Rudy! What would your grandfather think if he were still alive? Rudy: Er, "And you didn't share?" *Jack and everyone else facefault* >He vaguely wondered where Leon learned >how to do these things, but he simply didn't care enough to ask. Either that, >or Leon's enticing touch prevented Esreree from even speaking. Chibi: One last time! *As Esreree* o/~ Touch-a, touch-a, touch ME!/ I wanna be dir~ir~ir-ty!/ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,/ Creature o~of the Night! o/~ >The elder male could barely stand, >much less do much else. Ramza: Bah, Janet Weiss could at least _sing_... >"You like that, don't you?" Leon whispered as his fingertips pulled at the >sensitive spots. Lucca: I'd like it better if you moved those lower... > /What a stupid question./ Esreree thought, but he didn't dare voice it. He >nodded in reply. Rudy: AHA! That explains everything! Chibi: Huh? Explains what? Rudy: His "duh factor"; he's really a bobble-head doll! Chibi: Riiiiight... You sure you recovered from "Crimson Desires"? >"I thought as much." Leon smiled, leaning close to one of the older boy's >breasts. Rudy (Leon): Testing, one, two, three... are these things on? >"Well, you'll love this." Ramza (Leon): It's a brand new Kia Sephia! >When Leon caught the blond's hardened nipple between his succulent lips, Chibi: -he jumped up and proclaimed, "I caught Nipplesaur, Pikachu!" >Esreree >quickly stiffened as a moan escaped his tightly pressed mouth. Jack: Boing! >The blond couldn't do >much else save clench the youth's cape. Ramza: Unfortunately, it was really a Curtain of the Dark Ones and it ate Esreree, the end. >He couldn't think of doing anything else as >the younger male's velvety tongue danced across the sensitive spot. Jack: o/~ Hold me closer, tiny da~a~ancer... o/~ >After what seemed >like hours, Chibi (Michael): 13 left, 17 right. >Leon slowly pulled away. Esreree managed a slight protest. All (Protesters; chanting): Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we won't go! >"Shhhh….did you think I would quit, Esreree?" Lucca (Leon): Maybe go to the save point to come back to this later, but quit? No. >Leon playfully reproached as his slender >hands reached for the older male's groin, gently tugging at the erect manhood. >"Hmmm?" Lucca: *Jumps up and shouts* WOO HOO! Rudy: Do we need to sedate you? >Esreree sucked in his breath at the touch. /GODS./ Ramza (Zeus): What? Make it fast; I got a date as a swan with this Leda chick. >He barely nodded. Every inch of his >body ached for Leon to continue. Rudy: Sadly, the girl at the controller paused the game to go to the bathroom and make a sandwich. >"Please……Leon." The younger male undid Esreree's pants. >"Leon……." It was was all Esreree could manage as the sensations possessed his >body. Chibi (Frank N. Furter): I see you shiver in antici... pation. >Esreree offered no resistance as Leon grasped him by his groin and led him to >the bed. Lucca: He gets right to the point; I like it. ^_^ Ramza: Well, that saves money on leashes. >Leon lied Esreree on his back, straddling him. Jack: Again, not an English major, but shouldn't that be "laid"? Ramza (Beavis): Heheh, heheh, you said "laid". Jack (Butthead): Huhuh, so I did. Huhuh, huhuh. >The blond looked up at Leon, tracing the >kid's feminine face, staring into his lavender eyes. Chibi (Esreree): Oh, Mai... Ramza (Mai): Oh, Tea... Er, I mean, oh, Esreree! ^^; >He regained enough presence of mind >to wonder if Leon felt the same arousal. He dropped one of his hands on Leon's >boyhood. Rudy: He can grasp periods of time. This does not bode well. >Leon gasped and knocked Esreree's hand away. Lucca (Leon): You didn't say "please", naughty boy! >"Please, Esreree." Leon said, "Don't." He smiled when he saw the confused look >in Esreree's eyes. "At least not yet." Jack (Leon): For the moon must be in the second house and Jupiter aligned with Mars... >"Okay." Esreree whispered, watching Leon remove his fuschia cape, his silver >jewelry and his blue silk tunic. Chibi: Lilac. Lucca: No, slate blue. Chibi: Lilac. Lucca: Slate blue. Chibi: Lilac! Lucca: Slate blue! Rudy: *Weakly* Please don't staaaaarrrt... >"Wow, Leon. You are very beautiful." Ramza (Leon): Damn straight I am! >Leon dropped the top half of his clothes on the floor. "Thank you." Jack (Elvis): A-thank you; a-thank you very much. >Before the blond could say anything more, Leon rubbed his own groin against >Esreree's. The elder male put his hands on Leon's bare shoulders, caressing the >supple skin. Ramza (Esreree; darkly): I could use this to upholster that chair... *Chibi shoots a frightened look at Rudy* Rudy: No, I'm still not trading seats with you. >Before >Esreree could reach the boy's nipples, Leon leaned down and kissed him, while >he stuck his hand in Esreree's pants. Rudy (Esreree): YIKES! Cold hands! COLD HANDS! O.O; >The younger male broke from the kiss and began to massage >Esreree's manhood. The older male closed his eyes, shutting out all other senses, >save the feeling of Leon's tender hands against his groin. Jack: Again, not an English major-- Ramza: Just let it go, Jack. We're in the home stretch, right? Chibi: *nodnod* Yep. >Esreree let the sensations >overpower his entire body. Jack (sensation 1): Woo! We have control now! Chibi (sensation 2): Let's take this body to Mex-i-co! >He thrust his hips against Leon's hands, subtly begging the >boy to caress harder, faster. Lucca: Hardly subtle, but I'm not complaining. ^_^ >Esreree felt IT coming. He didn’t know what it was, he >couldn't begin to describe it. Ramza, Rudy, and Jack: ... *Simultaneous facepalms* Rudy: Don't tell me he's never even... *feels Chibi and Lucca's stares* Erm, you know. *blush* Lucca: You mean "flyed solo"? Had a "menage a une"? Did the "one-man tango"? Rudy: *mumbles* Please stop. >Whatever it was, Esreree wanted more of it and quickly. Chibi: o/~ Oh, waiter!/ Oh waiter,/ Bring me number six-ty-nine/ _Not_ the beef and broccoli.. o/~ >"Please….Leon…" He gasped before IT silenced him. Ramza: Cool, it's "IT" in the Stephen King sense. >Leon answered by replacing his hands with his lips. Jack: Oh, that must make it hard to play video games, having lips where your hands are. >Esreree arched his back, thrusting >his manhood into the kid's hot, wet mouth. Chibi: *Does goat impression* Lucca: Do that again during this scene and I shoot. Chibi: *Small voice* meep! >Leon grasped Esreree's hips to prevent from >gagging. Esreree didn't know what Leon was doing nor did he care. Rudy: *Holds out a coin* Here's a gella; go buy yourself a _clue_. >His hands grasped at >the air, clenching and unclenching to the rhythm of Leon's supple tongue. Chibi (Dizzi Gilespin): In that crazy syncopated rhythm! >He pressed his >lips together so that the others on the Draconis wouldn't hear his moans. Ramza: Unfortunatly, the Crazy Glue he had previously been playing with sealed his mouth shut when he did that. >Not that he >cared if anyone heard, but he was never sure of how the others would react >if they heard him and Leon together. Ramza: He's surprisingly thoughtful for someone in that position. Rudy: The really sad part is that's the most thinking I've seen him do all fic. >Of course, that was in the depths of his mind, plummeting further >as IT took over his very mind, his soul. Rudy (IT): *Loud, maniacal laugh* Soon, you will be one of the Heartless! Chibi: *shudder* I now know why the Elw destroyed the rest of the Holmcrosses-- *ZAP!* HEY! >_< Voice: No spoilers, me! >Never in his life did he feel so wonderful. He >wanted more of IT….more, his body aching for release so that he could rest >in the coming heavenly nothingness. Jack (Undertaker): REST... IN... PEACE... >Esreree's body shuddered as he finally reached his climax, his hands >curling into fists as his seed spilled into Leon's mouth. Lucca (farmer): Garsh darn hippie kids broke the grain silo again! >He used all the determination left to prevent from >screaming in intense pleasure. Chibi: o/~ _Give_ yourself _over_... /To... absolute ple~e~easue.../ Swim the warm waters/ Of sins of the-huh-huh fleeeeesh... o/~ >As the orgasm left his body, Esreree sighed, burying his >head into the pillow. He heard Leon cough. Jack (Leon): Damned asthma... >"Leon?" Esreree moaned trying to get up. Lucca: Again? >Leon coughed a little more before he put his hand on Esreree's chest. "Stay >down, Esreree…I'm…okay." Chibi (Stuart Smalley): Because I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. >"Are you sure?" Jack: o/~ Raise your hand,/ Raise your hand,/ If you're Sure! o/~ >"Yea." Leon lied down beside Esreree, his boyhood pressed against Esreree's >thigh. Rudy (Ultamecia): _This_ is what my Time Kompression idea is being used for now?! Pressing spans of time against the leg of a bimbo?! Lucca: *sweatdrop* Rudy, that was just awful. Rudy: You're just mad you didn't come up with it first. >Esreree turned to Leon. He tried to get his right hand into Leon's white >pants. Chibi (Esreree): Yay! I think I got a silly straw in this package-- *All else through random items at her* It was worth it! >The kid >pushed Esreree's hand away. Jack (frat boy 1): Dude, cock-blocked! Ramza (frat boy 2): Totally! De-nied! >"Oh no no. Please….don't." Leon moaned. Chibi (Janet Weiss): Oh, Brad... BRAD! What did you do to Brad?! Ramza (Frank N. Furter): Nothing. Why, do you think I should? >) >"I won't hurt you, Leon. I wasn't afraid." Chibi: ARGH! Harry Potter slash fic vibe again! Lucca: And a WA3 yuri vibe too. Rudy: Pretty rival gunslinger yuri wai. *^^* >Esreree replied. "Try to trust me, Leon. I >have trusted you. I just want you to feel the same way I do now. It's >only fair." Lucca: I like his thinking. *nudges Rudy* Reminds me of someone else I know. *Ramza's, Jack's, and Chibi's eyes all go right to Rudy* Rudy: *Blushes and mumbles embarrassedly* Why is everyone looking at me? Chibi: ................. O.O Jack: *Leans over and holds his hand out* *ahem* Ramza? Ramza: Bah, so you were right. I'll pay you when we get out, all right? Rudy: *Aside* I don't know what exactly the bet was, but I'm probably right in being annoyed by it. >"Oh. Yes, of course. Forgive me, Esreree. For a second, I thought you >were-- Ramza (Seto Kaiba): -Pegasus. I keep having these nightmares where he continuously calls me "Seto-booooooy" and tries to... _DO_ things to me. Chibi: *Still staring at Rudy* ................ O.O >someone else." Rudy: *Flatly* Gosh, I wonder who. And stop that, Chibi; it's making me really uncomfortable. Chibi: .................. O.O >"What?" Esreree frowned. /Someone else?/ All but Chibi: *Looking at Chibi* ................ Rudy (Chibi as Janet): *Moving Chibi's mouth* Damn you, Frank N. Furter! Chibi: .................. O.O >The he felt a little anger seep into his >pleasure. "Did someone hurt you?" Jack (Jay Sherman's dad): Sharp as a tack, that one. Rudy: *Sighs, takes out a card and waves it in front of Chibi's face* Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Chibi! Chibi: ... EEE! *Takes card and hugs it* Rudy: *Mutters* Thank Zephyr you're easy to distract. >"Never mind, Esreree." Leon said, stroking Esreree's face. Chibi (Rowing captain): Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Ramza: Heart attack! Heart attack! Heart attack! >"It's nothing. Just >send me into the same oblivion you are in now. Rudy (Esreree): What, you want me to hit you in the head with a brick? Lucca: C'mon, dingbat, let's see what you can do! Blon-die! Blon-die! >Then, I would feel much better." Chibi: But wouldn't the brick hurt? Jack (Esreree): One of us! One of us! >"I've never done this before." Esreree tentatively placed his hands on >Leon's breasts. Rudy: ... farg, he _IS_ Mai Valentine. Lucca: Bad WA3 doujinshi flashback involving a hermaphrodite Maya... Pain... No touchy-touchy for a week for that, you... Jack: Huh? What-- Lucca: You do _NOT_ want to know, and I don't want to repeat it. >"Neither have I." Leon grinned. All: *cough*bulls#!t! *cough*bulls#!t! >"Are you lying?" Esreree inquired as he pinched one of the kid's erect >nipples. Jack: *Jumps out of his seat* YES! Correct, he _IS_ lying as opposed to laying! Lucca: He _was_ doing some "laying" a little bit ago, though. >"Mmmmmm…….no." Leon moaned. He closed his eyes. "Please….Esreree." Ramza (Leon): Put me out of my misery before the plot of the game does and I have to be a zombie... Chibi: ... *GLOWERS at the PA speaker* >"Then how did you know how to do those things you did to me?" Lucca: From those tapes he hides in the closet next to "Sexy Asian Quadruple Amputees Monthly". Duh. >Esreree ran his fingertips >across Leon's smooth nipple. He enjoyed the feeling of the boy's sensitive >spot. Rudy (Abominable Snowman): And I will rub his soft feathers and stroke his beak... Hey, wait, you're not a buh-nny rah-bbit, George! >He >licked his lips, wondering what it was like to run his tongue on Leon's >breasts. Jack: o/~ The man's got electric boobs... o/~ Chibi: Pointless Wayne's World sketch ref wai. >"Instinct." Leon answered. "Now pleasure me before I burst." Leon tittered. Jack (Butthead): Huhuh, she wrote "tittered" again. Ramza (Beavis): Heheh, heheh! Yeah! >"If you >don't hurry, I'll have to kill you." Lucca (Heero): Omae o korosu. >When Esreree whimpered playfully, Leon tasseled >the older boy's hair. "I'm kidding." Ramza (Leon): Actually, no, I'm not. Get to it, slave, or I get the whip! Chibi (Esreree): Promise? WAI! ^_^ Rudy: Guardians, he's warping your fragile little mind! Quick, sit here! *Stands up and gestures to his seat* Chibi: _You_ made your bed, now sit in it, toots. >Esreree giggled, "You sound like Rutee." Lucca: Well, if you listen closely to their voice clips, a little bit, yeah. >"Don't ruin it for me." Leon growled. Rudy (Leon as Ruri, grumbling): Baka, baka, minna baka. -_-; >"Sorry." Esreree carefully placed his lips over Leon's left breast. Jack: The _WHOLE_ thing?! Damn, he's got Mick Jaggar's mouth! O.o Rudy: Or a crying C-Ko's. >/Okay…I just do it >the same way he did. I don't want to hurt him./ Rudy (Vash): I don't like pain... >He slowly took the boy's nipple between >his teeth. Chibi: CHOMP! Lucca (Leon): AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Rudy (Leon): Farg, you _ARE_ a Crimson Noble! >He held still at first, savoring the odd yet pleasant taste against his >tongue. Jack (Esreree): Hey, fruit punch-flavored! >When Leon pulled at his blond hair, Esreree swirled his tongue around the >kid's areola, relishing the hardness. *Jack and Ramza relapse into Beavis and Butthead laughing at the word "hardness"* Chibi: Where'd he get the relish so quickly, and why isn't there ketchup there instead? >Leon could manage only soft whimpers as the elder male >suckled harder and faster. Lucca: Yeah, yeah, go to more interesting places already. >If Leon's breast weren't embedded in his mouth, Esreree would >have giggled playfully. Ramza (Dieter): I'm as happy as a little girrrrl! >He enjoyed the dance of the kid's nipple in his mouth. He enjoyed >the sound of Leon's soft murmurs. Rudy: So he's a Valkyrie too? Lucca: "Murmur", not "lemur". Rudy: Oh, right. Sorry. >When Esreree pulled away, he put his left arm around Leon's back, holding >him close. Chibi: So he's pulling away, but he's holding him close... huh? Rudy: I would've thought _you_ of all people would know not to think too hard about a fic. Jack (Butthead): Huhuh, you said "hard". Ramza (Beavis): Heheh, yeah. Rudy: Oh, shut up. >His >right hand played with the other nipple for awhile before he traveled to >Leon's boyhood. Jack: *Blows a whistle* Penalty for traveling! The Magnus Magi get the ball! Chibi: *To Rudy* Is that the proper penalty for that? *Rudy shrugs* >The younger male put his arms around Esreree and gave him a small, gentle >kiss. Jack (Dr. Evil): And I shall call it... Mini-Me. >The elder >male answered with a kiss of his own, as he reached into Leon's pants, >grasped his boyhood and stroked it. Rudy (Ultemecia): Stop using Time Kompression in that way! >Leon gasped, holding Esreree tight. Ramza: And then Esreree's head popped off like that angel kid's in Evangelion, the end. >"Do you like this, Leon?" Esreree asked. He caressed Leon faster. Jack: o/~ Here he comes,/ Here come Speed Racer! o/~ >"Don't ask…stupid questions." Leon managed between erotic moans. His >body quivered with Chibi: *Opens mouth* Rudy: The next thing out of your mouth better not be "antici... pation". Chibi: You suck, you know that? -_-; >every stroke. >Esreree giggled. "I would have said that when you played with my breasts." Rudy: Squish squish. >"Mmmmhmph…that's nice, Esreree. Just don't stop…if you do…. there…will…. >be….death." Ramza: You promise? ^_^ >"I won't stop." Esreree replied taking pleasure in the warmth that emanated >from Leon's groin. Ramza: Well, he was until he realized that it wasn't from that, but rather his hand was suddenly on fire. >He ran his other hand through Leon's black hair and gave soft kisses for >every soft cry and gasp the younger boy gave out. Lucca (Leon): Soft cries and gasps! Get 'em while they'e hot! Just one soft kiss! >"Esreree…..Esreree….please….." Leon panted. He buried his mouth into >Esreree's neck, stifling the quiet cries as his hot seed spilled onto >Esreree's hand. Rudy (Esreree): Uh... Need a tissue here! >At this point, Esreree didn't know what to do, so he kept his hand down >there as if guiding Leon into the oblivion he sought. Chibi: o/~ Who~oa, livin' on a pra~yer!/ Take my hand: we'll make it, I swea~ar! o/~ >When Leon snuggled against the pillow, >Esreree finally withdrew his hand. Chibi: Ouchu, Rock stores _hands_ in the vault?! Did McDohl know?! >It glistened with the kid's semen. Rudy (Esreree): Ooo, shiny! >Curious, Esreree Jack: o/~ The curious little mo~o~onkey! o/~ >licked the fluid from his hand. He winced a bit at the salty taste, but >it didn't taste bad in his opinion. It was just peculiar. Chibi: No, _this_ is peculiar. *Changes into a Mai costume* Nippon ichi! *Changes back* See? Ramza: ... could you do that again? Jack: *sigh* I miss Elmina... >/Leon put something like this in his mouth? Wow./ Ramza (Darth Vader): Impressive. >"Esreree, what you are doing?" Leon inquired, tugging at Esreree's hair. Chibi: One word: MACARENA! All else: >_<; >Esreree lied beside Leon and held him. "Nothing." Jack (Wheel of Fish host): ABSORUTREY NATHING! You... so... STUPEEEEEED! >"Sure, Esreree." >"You don't believe me?" Esreree smiled. He kissed Leon's cheek. Jack (Timmy Turner): I wish for cheeks of steel! Chibi (Wanda): I hope you mean your face. Jack (Timmy Turner): I do! >Leon looked at him with narrowed eyes. A mischievous light glinted in his >purple eyes. "Nope." Chibi (Concord Condor): Duuuuh, nopenopenopenopenope. >"I see." Esreree replied. He stifled a yawn. "I'm tired, Leon." Lucca: o/~ I'm tired... from exploring you.../ I'm sorry... you had some scary days... o/~ >"Of course you are. So am I," Leon said. "I'm tired in more ways than >one." Rudy: I'm tired too. How much longer is this thing, anyway? >Esreree didn't understand what he meant, but he didn't ask further. >He merely clung to Leon, feeling his breath and heartbeat. Chibi: I _really_ wish I hadn't used "Eternal Flame" already. I really, really do. >He didn't say anything. He didn't know what to >say. Maybe Leon wanted him silent. Esreree hoped so. He had run out of things to say. Rudy: Thank Zephyr. I doubt if I could stand one more stupid question. >He still wondered what made Leon ache enough to hurt him and his friends, but he knew >that Leon would never fully answer that question. Rudy: Why is he getting this _NOW_ and not sooner? -_-; Jack: To drive you insane. Rudy: I _KNEW_ that! >Despite being close to Leon, closer >than the kid clearly ever allowed, Esreree never quite understood what was scathing >Leon's spirit enough to make him distrustful and without friends. Chibi: Well, you see his parents died and his adoptive father was a prick... Oh, wait, that's Seto Kaiba. Lucca: Enough Yu-Gi-Oh! refs already. Chibi: Bite me, Okage queen. Lucca: Ted worshiper. Chibi: Mechaphile. Jack: Ladies, please! Rudy: This can only end in pain... >He knew that Leon >had been hurt in the past, that much he easily figured out, but he still couldn't >tell in what way or by whom. Ramza: Blame family members who try to kill all the other members of the family. Chibi: Bitter? Ramza: Ooooh, just a bit. >He still couldn't understand why Leon insisted on being >hated. Jack: Because it makes him angsty, and angst gets him loyal fangirl minions to do his bidding, and with fangirl minions, he can take over the world. Duh. >~If you hate me, it won't hurt so much. If I am alone, only I would be hurt.~ Lucca (Tosh): But you are not alone. There are two of us now. >That sentence played through Esreree's mind. He just couldn't understand. Chibi (Rosalie): Oh, there's a lot of things I don't understand. I don't quite get algebra, but Catherine helps me sometimes... >Pity filled >his heart as Esreree ran his hands through Leon's hair. Rudy (Lenny): Soft like a bunny rabbit, George... >He wanted so much to comfort >the boy, to be a salve for his wounded soul, but he felt like he failed despite the >pleasure he had given Leon. Ramza: And the price of failure is to commit seppuku. Now get to it! >He couldn't get the essential information out of Leon and >therefore couldn't help him. Before Esreree could say an apology, Leon broke the >silence. Jack (Leon): Oh, excuse me. Bean burrito for lunch. ^^; Rudy: Lucca? Lucca: Way head of you. *whaps Jack upside the head* >"You know Esreree, it's rare for me to be vulnerable like this." He said. Chibi (Leon): You see, my parents died and my adpotive father was a pri-- *Lucca reaches across and whaps her* Lucca: Enough Yu-Gi-Oh! refs! Rudy: Besides, we already agreed he was Mai Valentine, not Seto Kaiba. Chibi: Oh, right. My mistake. *Lucca facepalms* >"I've >never been this close to someone nor have I been this open. This won't happen again." Jack (Leon): I'll be closed after 10 PM and all day Sundays. >"Why not?" Esreree asked once again perplexed. Ramza: Because of the Mighty Plot that takes your family away and DAMN YOU, DYCEDARG! Doesn't your family mean _ANYTHING_ to you?! Chibi: *Leaning towards Rudy* Yikes. Ramza: I'm sorry; just had to vent... ^^; >Leon clamped his eyes shut as if holding back tears. "Because I'll never see you >again." Lucca: Oh, you will... Ramza: Slice dice FLOOD die zombie slice dice die again. Sorry, but them's the breaks. >Esreree gaped. He refused to believe what he heard. Rudy (Esreree): There is _SO_ a tooth fairy! >He didn't believe it when Leon >told him that he wouldn't see him again and he wasn't going to believe it now. Chibi: He was going to see Riku again, dammit! *pause* Wait, that's Sora... >"That's not true! We'll meet again! We're friends, right?" Chibi (Mai Valentine): Dork. Of course we're friends. >"I don't have any friends!" Leon snapped, his voice breaking. Jack: Some duct tape should fix that. >He buried his head >in Esreree's chest. "I---I can't stay with you, Esreree and it's killing me! Chibi: o/~ My loneliness is killing me-- o/~ *Ducks objects thrown at her* >You >don't understand." Rudy: Then _MAKE_ him. Dumbass. >Esreree kissed Leon's head. "But, you said you were in love with me!" Ramza: So? A lot of guys say that to get into someone's pants. >Leon moved away from Esreree with a fierce look in his eyes. "I know what I said!" Lucca: Then you're doing better than Chibi. Chibi: I won't deny that I'm a bit scatter-brained. ^^; >Chills crawled through Esreree's spine but he gathered enough resolve to stare >directly into Leon's eyes. "So that makes us friends, right?" Jack: o/~ How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?/ How can we make love if we can't make amends? o/~ >"Oh, Esreree." Leon closed his tear filled eyes, his slender body trembling with >repressed sobs. Jack: A little Prozac might help. Rudy: _RE_pressed, not... Why am I bothering? He never listens... >Esreree put a tentative hand on Leon's shoulder, pulling him into an embrace. Rudy (Esreree as Justin): Chibi's secret move! Hug of Death! Chibi: Oh, shut up. >Leon snuggled to Esreree, warm tears falling on the elder boy's chest. Never in his >life did Esreree feel so powerless. Lucca: Well, except the time his sister pushed him in the mud and made him eat a worm. >He wanted to cry too, more in pity than anything >else, but he didn't want to provoke Leon any further. Rudy: No Diane doing a little dance? *pouts* Lucca: *Mutters* At least it's not another Unicorn Jelly ref. >He didn't want Leon to cry >anymore. He wanted to fall into a peaceful oblivion with Leon, like they were supposed >to after being so physically intimate. Jack: But Elmina always yelled at me for doing that. >"Leon, I'm sorry." He whispered, his breath picking up strands of Leon's hair. Ramza (Esreree's breath): See how manly I am, you vimpy little girly strands! >"For what?" Rudy (Esreree): Existing. >He held back his own tears. "I failed you. I couldn't heal your wounded soul. I couldn't >stop your aching." He caressed Leon's back. Jack: Try some Advil and see if that-- Rudy: Jack, just stop. -_-; >"Esreree, that's not true." Leon replied. "You are a comfort to me. Chibi: He's a sorta a Serta for his soul? >You are one of the >few people I could open up to and feel safe." Chibi (Leon): Oh, Yami... I mean... er... f**k. Lucca: Dammit, he's not frikkin' Seto Kaiba! Rudy: Yeah, he's Mai Valentine. Luca: Rudy, don't encourage her. >He responded to Esreree's embrace by >putting his arms around the older boy's neck. "We are friends. I'd ask for more, but….." Ramza: o/~ You cannot save me/ I can't even save myself... o/~ >"Please, Leon, don't hurt anymore." Esreree pleaded. Chibi (Televangelist): Wounds, be healed! Halelluiah! >He held Leon tight. Rudy (Leon): Can't... breathe... >"No matter >what you have said and done, I can never hate you. You don't deserve it. I will see >you again because I want to be close to you and comfort you when you need it. I want to >heal your pain." Lucca: Am I crazy, or is anyone up picking up a Relena Dorlian vibe from that? >"You're sweet, Esreree." Leon sighed. "It's no wonder that I am with you now. But, >please, you must not even like me. If you hate me--" Ramza (Leon): --then you won't be alone. >"Yes, Leon, it won't hurt so much." Esreree finished Leon's sentence. Lucca: Aw, isn't it cute when they finish each other's sentences? >Irritation >filled his voice. "I don’t know who it would hurt if I decided that I loved you too. >Who would it hurt?" Rudy: *Flatly* Stahn/Rutee 'shippers. >"You, Esreree and everyone on this ship. I can't say why." Chibi (Xelloss): Sore was himitsu-- *Ramza and Rudy cover her mouth quickly* Rudy: Don't! You might bring _HIM_ in here! >Esreree ground his teeth in frustration. /Why are you such a puzzle, Leon?/ "I don't >understand." Chibi: Ooo! I do now! He's really Yami, the spirit of the Millenium Puzzle! >"You will soon." Before Esreree could reply, Leon continued. "Please, Esreree, this >is the only time I have left with you. Ramza (Leon): Now shut your mouth and let's go again. >) Lucca: I _like_ your thinking, Beoulve! ^__^ >Let's not say anything anymore. Please. Let's >hold each other as we slumber together. Let's not ruin one of my few times of peace. >Just be near me and hold me." Chibi: o/~ See me.../ Touch... me.../ Hear me.../ He~al me... o/~ >"Okay." Esreree kissed the top of Leon's head. "I'm sorry." Jack (Esreree): I'm sorry the raichu wandering around here just took a leak on your shirt. Rudy (Leon): WHAT?!? >"It's not your fault." Leon whispered, his voice trailing off as sleep overtook him. All: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! >Esreree held the sleeping boy in his arms. /You are a strange boy, Leon. Chibi: o/~ But behind that fair facade/ I'm afraid he's rather odd./ He's a beauty, but a funny boy, Leon! o/~ >But, I'm glad >I got close to you. We'll meet again. We will. Ramza: Watch out the second time; he may want to eat your brains. Rudy: You _do_ know who you're talking to, right? Ramza: Oh, right. Sorry. Warn Philia for me, will ya? >Whatever is troubling you, it is my duty >to help you no matter what. I will not fail you./ Chibi (Ellis): I nevah geeve up! >Esreree closed his eyes, relishing in >the warmth of Leon's body pressed against him. Rudy (Esreree): Oh, Mai... I mean, oh, Seto... Damn, I mean, oh, Leon... >/I will not fail you./ *All stare at the screen for a while* Rudy: It's... over? Ramza: It's over! Lucca: It's over?! But... but... *All but her and Rudy file out* Rudy: Let's go, Lucca. Lucca: But... *Led out by Rudy* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Jack stands alone on the bridge in front of the counter, looking off to one side and waiting for something to be resolved* Rini's voice: I'm not doing this boss, and you can't make me! Chibi's voice: Oh no? Not even if I said I'd draw hentai pictures of you and send them to RJ? Or better yet, to Tessiri? Rini's voice: You _WOULDN'T_! Chibi's voice: Oh, _TRY me_, little one. Rini's voice: *Sounding defeated* All right... All right... Chibi's voice: Good girl. ^_^ Jack: *Faces the audience* Ladies and gentlemen, our dramatic retelling of Wounded Soul! *Rini, dressed as Stahn, enters stage left* Rini: You know, even though Leon acts like a rotten little bastard and will eletorcute me, I think I'll pay him a visit! *Lucca, dressed as Leon, enters stage right* Lucca: You suck. Rini: You're my friend! Lucca: But you should hate me. *Glomps Rini* Rini: Stooooooooop! *Pushes Lucca away* Lucca: But I'm going to be trapped in a lotta crap and eventually turn into a zombie! Just one night? *grope* Rini: What's this I'm feeling? And you like dudes? Lucca: You're pretty bi for a dumb guy. I'm pretty yaoi for an angsty boy. Now let's get it on. Rini: OK! *Lucca pulls Rini out of veiw behind the counter. Their clothing's tossed up and over the counter as Rudy, partially seen from stage left, hold up a stick with large, cartoony hearts glued to it. Giggles of... well... are heard* Ramza's voice: *From stage right* Lucca's not wearing a bra... O_O Lucca's voice: I'm a method actress! Leon wouldn't wear one, so I won't! Rudy: *Glares in Ramza's direction* Juuuust keep facing away from him, Lucca. *Lucca and Rini pop up from behind the counter, Lucca using the cloak from the Leon outfit to cover her, erm, assets* Lucca: I've never been so close to anyone before. Now you must hate me. Go away. *Tries to push Rini offstage* Rini: But-but--! I'll fix your wounded soul! Really! Lucca: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Rini: I will! *The girls exeunt stage left* Jack: And thus concludes our dramatic recreation of "Wounded Soul". *Blows kiss as the red button flashes* Good night, everybody! *Goes over and presses button* [E.C.] *Xelloss, apprentice, and children applaud* Xelloss: Interesting show you put on. *Turns to his crew* See, this is the first sign that mental stress is taking its toll. Next, we're going to... Well, we can't say it in front of them. ^_^ Tim: Do I get to push the button now? Xelloss: Of course. Push the button, Tim! ^_^ *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* -------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lessa990@aol.com Or you have to play a penalty game! >Esreree giggled. "I would have said that when you played with my breasts." Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.filgaia.com/chaos *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://filgaia.miasma.nu Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 400: "Crystal Rainbows" part 1 Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Episode 403: "Killey" part 2 Episode 404: "Killey" part 3 Episode 405: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" Episode 406: "Genso Suikoden: Moving On Up" (Part 2 of SSoD) Episode 407l: "Messila's Journey" part 12 Episode 408: "Slayer Arms" part 2 Episode 409: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" part 3 Episode 407m: "Messila's Journey" part 13 Season Five: ------------------ Episode 501: "Killey" part 4 Episode 502: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" part 4 Episode 503: "Crimson Desires" Episode 504: "Bewitched by Harry Potter" Episode 505: "Killey" part 5 Epsidoe 507: "Wounded Soul" Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Episode 305: "An Interesting Twist" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 402j: "Messila's Journey" part 10 Episode 402k: "Messila's Journey" part 11 Episode 506n: "Messila's Journey" part 14 and 15 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)