"Hard? Soft? ... regular?" -Liz, Wild Arms 2 Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild Arms is copyrighted by Media Vision and Contrail. Suikoden 2 is copyrighted by Konami. Gundam Wing is copyrighted by Sunrise/SOTSU Agency, ANB(?), and Bandai. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Slayer Arms" is owned by the frighteningly proficient as of late Alex. No offense or other bad stuff was intended with this MSTing. No happy little psychopathic Gundam pilots were harmed... severely, anyway, during the production of this MSTing. A certain pain-in- the-arse Filgaian, on the other hand... Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) There is no spoon. There are also no notes. Pink with little blue bears. With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ [The SOL (Not the Satellite of Love, tho')] *In the theater, Rini wears a miner's helmet and is wielding a pickaxe. She appears to be breaking down a wall* Rini: *Singing to the tune of "I've Been Workin' on the Railroad"* o/~ Oh, I've been breakin' down the seeecond wall,/ All the live- long day!/ I've been breakin' down the second wall,/ Just to get a replacement, yay!/ Don't you hear Klaus a' shoutin'/ "Drat, she's eluded me again!"?/ Friends, just to keep your saaanity,/ I'm bringin' in the Shinigami! o/~ *Cue theme song* ------------------------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not too distant future, In a surprising little twist, Our interpid villianess Mala-chan Was overthrown by an angry twit! MSTer-turned-Mad, the strategist Klaus, Was hassled by Rini without a pause. So instead of leaving quietly, He put Mala under his control and took up her cau~se! (Rini: Why... that... little...!) (Klaus) I'll send them crappy fanfics, The absolute worst I can find! (Lalala!) They'll have to sit and read them all, And they'll surely lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (LOVE AND PEACE!) Duo! ("V" for victory, sucka!) Ramza! (I got a good feeling!) Lucca! (I got MAD SKILLZ!) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (SPOOOOOOOOOON!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* [SOL] *SOL training room. Jack stands in the middle of the room with a cardboard Alhazad standee placed a couple yards away opposite him. Rudy stands in the doorway, looking disappointed* Rudy: Oh, why did Zel try to teach Jack magic, but not teach me one lousy Levitation spell? Hanpan: Because you accidentally cursed him a second time, this time turning him into a girl with a simple splash of cold water? Rudy: I said I was sorry about it! ^^;; Jack: Do you two _mind_? I'm trying to concentrate here! *Rudy and Hanpan shut up. An air of silence and concentration fills the room as a soft glow eminates from Jack, who mutters something. Suddenly, he points at the standee* Flare Arrow! *A little spark appears, the fizzles out faster than it appeared* Damn it, looks like I just wasn't meant to use magic. Hanpan: That's because you're doing it all wrong! Zelgadiss said it was like this! *Focuses for a moment, then...* Flare Arrow! *A volley of Flare Arrows incinerate the standee* See? Jack: ... show off. Voice: If you insist. *The screen goes black. A commercial starts* --------------------------------------------- Announcer: New on OC!P TV! 70's television meets anime in a fusion you'd never expect! Relena's voice: *Over a desk-based intercom* Good morning, angels! Heero, Duo, and Quatre: Good morning, Relena. *Series of loosely-chained together stunts featuring the three aforementioned pilots plays* Announcer: Relena's Angels, new to weeknights on OC!P TV, part of the "WTF?" Network. Remember, if it's this weird, think "WTF?"! -------------- *On the bridge...* Rini: *Emerging from the theater with a black-clad figure (who sports a long brown braid) slung over her shoulder* OK, the boss has finally lost it. Lucca: *Fiddling with an invention* Wouldn't she need it first in order to lose it? Black-clad figure: erg... Where... Where am I? And just how the heck is holding me?! Hey, leggo already! *Rini sets the figure down. It is now apparent that the figure is one Duo Maxwell* Wait... This place... Quatre said he was somewhere like here when he went missing three weeks ago. *Looks at Rini, then to Lucca* And he said there was an angry chick in a school uniform and a crazy hentai inventor too... Rini: "Angry chick"?! Why, I oughta...! Lucca: ... Duo... It's really... DUO! *GLOMP!* DuoDuoDuo DuoDuoDuoDuoDUO! Duo: *sweatdrop* So you _are_ the crazy hentai inventor, right? Lucca: Yep! Lucca, inventrix extrodinaire, at your service! ^_^-<3 *Rudy walks in and...* Rudy: *Glares menacingly at Duo* Just what the _HELL_ is going on here?! Duo: *To Lucca* Jealous boyfriend? Lucca: *To Duo* If only. He's too damn shy to even get _close_ to me nowadays. Rini: Now, now, Rudy, if Rally Vincent showed up here, you'd glomp too. Rudy: ... I suppose... But still, it's impolite to glomp a guest. Lucca: Yeah, yeah, yeah... *Lets go of Duo. The red button flashes* Oh, the Returners are calling... *Presses button* [Evil Central] Klaus: *Dressed as Krelian* Well, my elusive prey, now you'll... *Notices Duo* Where the hell did _HE_ come from?! [SOL] Rudy: You see, when a man and a woman really love each other, or are just really lonely, they... [E.C.] Klaus: I _KNOW_ that already! I mean, how did he get to be with you guys? [SOL] Rini: I broke down the second wall in hopes that I'd get another Gundam pilot and it actually _worked_. Cool, ne? ^_^ Duo: Cool for _who_? Now _I_ gotta read bad fanfics! >_< [E.C.] Klaus: ... I hate you so much. Xelloss: *Muttering to himself* Ah, and it has such a delightful texture and kick to it... ^_^ Klaus: I thought I told you to go home! Xelloss: Well, I feel right at home right here, dear boy. ^_^ Klaus: Grr... Mala! Get the invention! *Mala brings out what can only be described as what one would get if Picasso designed a cappuccino machine* This is... *Does a double take* What _is_ that?! Mala-chan: *Monotone* Not sure. Gumball machine? Xelloss: *Takes out a notebook and pencil; writes in the former with the pencil* Hmm, interesting aftereffect of the potion... Klaus: *Voice goes up in pitch* POTION?! What potion?! Xelloss: Sore wa... himitsu desu. ^_^ [SOL] All: ......................... Rudy: I don't wanna know. I really don't wanna know. [E.C.] Klaus: Well, looks like we have no invention to exchange. Your fic for today is the next installment of... [SOL] Rudy: *Muttering* Not "Super Stars of Destiny" part three, not "Super Stars of Destiny" part three, anything but that... Lucca: *Muttering as well* Not "FFVII: TUS" part three, please not "FFVII: TUS" part three... [E.C.] *fanfare* Klaus: ... "Slayer Arms"! *Presses the "send" button* [SOL] Rudy and Lucca: *whew!* *Lights flash and klaxons go off* Rini: Well, I'll be cutting out of here now. Enjoy your FANFIC SIGN! *Blips out in a flash of blue light* *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's the cast of UnJammer Lammi! Jack manages to play well enough with his guitar to get everyone past, trailed by random cute monsters his guitar summoned. Door 4: It's Gabe! After giving him a Pac-Man Pez dispenser, you go on. Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Liz! Lucca mallets him and you continue. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Duo, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Duo: This isn't like that "Messila's Journey" thing Quatre was rambling about, is it? Rudy: No, but it's still rather... insane. Duo: Cool, I like insane. ^_^ Rudy: You _would_. >Subj: "I would like to purchase this barrel!" Lucca: Hey, look, it's Ashton Anchors! >Date: 10/26/2000 5:02:46 AM Central Daylight Time >From: Zelgadis Xeal >To: Lessa990 Duo: cc: duo2@shinigami.com > Now here's a strange thought, Rudy Nukem. 'Nuff said. Lucca: It's no weirder than the thought of Trowa Barton being a Holmcross or Mother and Lavos being the Dark Lords of the other two Slayers universes... *All look at her oddly* What? >I call it...Mini-me...I mean.. Jack (Alex): Duuuh... I like rice. >Slayers Arms Rudy: Now with an additional "s"! >(Now with 25% more scenes of Rudy drunk in bars) Lucca: Does he dance on the tables too? ^_^ Rudy: ................ -_-; >Chapter Two: Crest, Runes and Guardians! Oh my! Ramza: I'll take rejected titles for "Off on a Tangent" chapters for 100, Alex. > [Opening Note] Jack: G flat. *rimshot* > Zel/Xel yaoi bad...very very bad. Zelgadiss's voice: I'll second that! Xelloss's voice: I can fix that. ^_^ *A "SPLASH!" sound is heard, followed by a "GLOMP!"* Ah, but the question now is if it's still considered yaoi if you're currently a girl. ^_^ Zel-chan's voice: ACK! Leggo of me, you fruity pervert! Duo: ... interesting place you got here. Rudy: You don't know the half of it. -_-;; >Sailor Moon bad. Rudy: *Draws Phaser ARM* Sailor Moon?! Where?!? O.o;; >Zel and Lina as a couple on the other hand... Duo: Don't clap then. ^^ >Beware of >spoilers or somethin' like that 'cause I pity the foo' who >doesn't play the game first Jack (Mr.T): The T-Van is helluva fast, foo'! Rudy: If he says "helluva tough", I'm leaving. >and no peacocks were severely >beaten in the making of this silly crossover. Lucca: Drat. Now we can't call the ASPCA on him. > [Random Thought] Duo: Ooo! I have one! Are Stacie and Kelly really Barbie's daughters by GI Joe and Mattel's just lying to keep the over- religious psycho-Christians off their backs since the two aren't married? Rudy: *sweatdrop* ... _this_ is what you think about? > Sometimes I wonder what Ramza's relationship with >Agrias and Meliadoul is... Ramza: Professional, I assure you. Lucca (Ramza): However, with Algus... ^.^ Ramza: How did you know _THAT_?! O.o;; > [Slow, Not-So-Painful Torture since Rini probably >isn't in the theater] Jack: Good call. We don't want more violence than normal around here anyway. > Lina, Rudy, Gourry and Cecilia sat at the bar in >Adlehyde with the Stare Roe Duo: o/~ Stare Roe, Roe, Roe your boat~ o/~ *WHACK!* Ow! Rudy: *Waits for lighting bolt; gets none* Finally, a guest she lets me hit! ^_^ >rune and a lone Crest Graph Jack (Cecilia): And here you can see the demand for toothpaste is on the rise, but our sales are dropping... >(yes, a plain one. Not a Crest Graph E or Crest Graph >S...JUST a Crest Graph) Jack: I never noticed this before, but _Crest_ Graphs? There's a bad Digimon crossover idea in that concept... Duo (Rudy): Rudy digivolve to... ZEPHYRMON! *Rudy grumbles* >sitting in the center of the table. Jack (Rune): So... I'm bored. You? Duo (Crest Graph): Not really. This blond twit keeps trying to eat me. Rudy: Oh come _on_, Gourry's not _that_ stupid. > "So you're telling me I can summon a mighty entity from >one of these stone slabs?" Lina gestured to the rune laying on >a table. Ramza: Sadly, it was an obscene gesture and Stare Roe killed her, the end. Jack (Stare Roe/The Tick): I am mighty! I am... STARE ROE! > "That's right. Anyway, this thing is called a Crest >Graph. Rudy: *Holds the Phaser ARM to Duo's head* Don't even _think_ of making a bad Digimon comment, understand? Jack (Cecilia): I'm a DigiDestined child, Stoldark?! Rudy: *Puts up ARM; sighs* Can't stop them all... >Take to a Magic Shop and get a spell. Lucca: And only costs a noun and a pronoun to get one! >It's as simple >as that. Got it?" Cecilia said, pointing to the Crest Graph >which Gourry had just picked and tried to eat only to get >backhanded by Lina. Ramza (Lina): You _DARE_ eat Lina's new Crest Graph?! WA-TAK! Rudy: ...................... Lucca: You were saying, Rudy? Duo: Looks like someone replaced Gourry with Flint the Time Detective. Jack (Gourry/Flint): Yay! Food! *chomp!* OW! That's not yummy! > "Yeah, I get it. Hopefully Gourry understood an >explanation that simple..." All: *Bored* He didn't. >Lina sighed, punting Gourry out >the nearest window when he took another crack at devouring >the Crest Graph. Jack (Lina): Kick the Gourry! Duo (Gourry; babish): Don' kick da Gourry. Jack (Lina): Kick the Gourry! *A loud "CRASH!" sound effect is heard* > "How can he take such brutal treatment from such a >little girl?" Rudy made the mistake of thinking out loud and >joined Gourry in the wall outside but not without damaging >Lina's foot. Jack: Yep, that's our Rudy, all right... Lucca: And people wondered why he never talked much in the game. Rudy: *Tries to look indignant* I'm insulted by your talk. *Pouts and sulks* > "What the hell is your boyfriend made of?!" Jack (Rudy/The Tick): I'm nigh invulnerable! Rudy: Boyfriend?! *Looks ill* Erk... No, not with 'neechan... Ramza: So... she's available? ^_^ >Lina hopped >about on one foot while holding the other while Cecilia laughed. Duo (Cecilia; badly dubbed): I laugh at your misfourtune! HAHAHA! >Several minutes later, the foursome Lucca: Ooo, kinky! Ramza: Funny, I never woulda thought Lina and Gourry'd go for that kinda thing... Rudy: Hey! What about _me_?! Ramza: What about you, Mr. "Rally, Tessiri, Meryl, etc."? >returned to the castle and >had lunch (while nearly eating the princess out of house and >home due to a certain couple's ridiculously large appetite) Duo: Cecilia and Lina? Rudy: 'Neechan... and Lina... a couple... Thank you, you've just traumatized me for life, Maxwell. *Smacks Duo* Jack: I dunno, that could be interesting to watch... *Rudy glares at Jack* What? Don't tell me you thought I meant...! *Shakes his head; mutters* Boy's mind's always in the gutter... >to >pass some time. Meanwhile, Amelia watched Zelgadis and Jack >(with Hanpan's help) *Lucca and Ramza laugh hysterically* Hanpan: Hey! I'm a big help! Don't make me have to lay the smack down here! *Lucca and Ramza laugh even harder* FLARE ARROW! *Neatly crispies them both in a generic cartoony manner. Needless to say, they stop laughing* Rudy: *Thinks* Maybe I should have warned Lucca that Hanpan now knows some magic... >take on the arena monster known as >Badnews and couldn't help but to drool as she watched. Duo (Amelia): Mmm, Baaaaaaadneeeeeeeeews... *WHAM!* Rudy: *Tosses aside dented Iron Fan* _That_ was uncalled for! >She >snuck onto the Gull Wing before the two men had managed to get >Rudy to convince (more like Jack on his knees begging) Lucca: Among doing other~ *Sees Jack reach for his sword* Never mind. >to use >it. The flight there had been rather rough as Jack didn't >know the first thing about flying. Ramza: So the Gull Wing crashed and everyone aboard dies, the end. Rudy: My... baby Gull Wing... *pouts* >Amelia shook the thought of >Jack flying the Gull Wing again out of her head and continued >to drool. Duo (Amelia): Ooo, Gull Wiiiiiiiiing.... *WHAM!*WHAM!* Rudy: Do you _ever_ shut up?! Duo: Nope! ^_^ >Zel and Jack shot past the giant, Jack: o/~ Ho, ho, ho,/ Greeeeeeeeen Giant! o/~ >slashing it >simultaneously and whirled around to slash it's back while they >retreated. Duo: I want to make a Parappa reference, but those are way too overused. Rudy: Well, goo~ Duo: However, I don't care. o/~ Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind! o/~ *Rudy growls. Duo smiles at him* ^_^ >Jack didn't notice Zel chanting Duo (Zel; chanting): Goooooldberg... Goooooooldberg... Rudy (Zel; chanting): Es... ca... flow... ne... Jack (Zel; chanting): Ooga chaka, ooga chaka... >and charged Badnews >again, leaping into the air with the Juggernaut held high just >as the chimera threw a fireball. Ramza: Without warning, Jack changes to the Lancer job class. Rudy (Jack): Fujisawa LEAP! >Badnews stumbled back not >noticing as Jack dropped down on him, cleaving him into two >pieces. Jack: Further proving that I am indeed THE MAN. ^_^ Duo: Didn't I see this before in Magic Knight Rayearth? Lucca: Ferio... ^_^-<3 >Jack took a bow and blew kisses Ramza: *Looks at Jack questioningly* Oh _reeaally_ now? Jack: ... eh, bite me. Ramza: Really, shouldn't we have dinner first? ^_^ Jack: *blink*blink* Huh? >while Zel twirled his >sword and sheathed it, ignoring the cheers. Lucca: *Mutters* Even though he just blatently showed off... >Among the cheering >crowd was a silent man with violet hair and happy smile on his >face which widen as the slain monster fell.. Rudy (Mysterious man): Der, cheese is good. Lucca: Who? Teepo? Trunks? > "Zelgadis-sama! You were wonderful!" Ramza (Zel): Why, thank you, Xelloss. ^.^ Zel-chan's voice: You do know I will smite you after you get out of the theater now, right? Xelloss's voice: Ah, but you'll have to get away from me first, Zelly-kins! ^_^ Zel-chan's voice: ARGH! Don't you _ever_ give up?! *Sounds of violence ensue* >Amelia glomped onto >Zel the moment he stepped out of the arena and into the lobby. Jack (Amelia/Dot): Helloooooooooo, nurse! > "The blue man's one girl fanclub arrives!" Jack laughed, >getting a dirty glare from Zelgadis. Lucca (Zel): You, me, her, naked, later... Jack: Not that kind of dirty... oh, why do I bother? -_-;; *A "THUD!", followed by a loud "CRASH!" is heard over the P.A.* Zel-chan's voice: Uh... Lucca? Can you fix the Playstation after you get out? I, uh, sorta broke it over Xelloss's head... Lucca: Again? *sigh* >The trip back to >Adlehyde went much smoother since Jack decided to let Zel take >a shot at flying and he did surprisingly well for his first time. *Rudy gets up, smacks Jack, and sits back down* Jack: What was that for?! It's not the same me! Rudy: So? > "Wow....how come there are so many deserts Jack?" Amelia >inquired, pointing down at one of the larger deserts (where a >golem was wandering about under the sand but THEY didn't know >that). Duo (Golem): Where Holly? Hoooooooooollyyyyyyyyyy... > "It's a long story. One that Cecilia will gladly tell >you...I'm gonna take a nap." Ramza: Hopefully a dirt nap if it'll end the story. >Jack covered his face with his hat >and dozed off. Jack: ... I wear a hat? Lucca: *Sing-songy* Someone forgot the Invisible Armor cliche~! >Several minutes later, the Gull Wing crashed >next to Adlehyde, dumping it's crew into town through a hole >in the side. Rudy: MY BABY! Someone will pay for this! *Draws Phaser* Ramza: I was only kidding about the dirt nap! O.o;; > Rudy was about to shoot Jack point blank with the Hand >Cannon when he had seen the Gull Wing Rudy: *Darkly* _About_ to? Hanpan: *Whispers to Jack* I hear Canada's nice. Jack: *Whispers to Hanpan* Yeah, but how would I get there? Voice: Don't worry, I've planned a... "vacation" for you soon after this fic. ^_^ Jack: Why am I less than reassured by that? >but Cecilia threw her >arms around him and managed to stop him after asking Zel to >lay the smack down on Rudy's candy ass. Rudy: ... I could take him. Zel-chan's voice: ... don't count on it. Duo (Kurt Angle as Zel): Your Chimera Champion can kick The Holmcross's ass! It's true, it's true! *Ducks under the Full Libra Jack threw at him; normal...* Why does everyone feel they need to hurt me around here?! Lucca: Because you're the cute one. ^_^ *Rudy growls softly* >After treating Rudy >(cue shirtless Metal Boy shot for the ladies) Voice: If you insist. *Rudy's shirt vanishes* Rudy: *Not noticing* Anyone else feel cold? Lucca: *Grinning madly* I like this fic. ^___^ >and everyone's >(mostly Lucca's) favorite holmcross made amends with Jack, Ramza (Rudy): OK, I'll let you in the bed tonight after all... Rudy: ... if I could reach you, I would thwap you. Since I can't, I'll just thwap Duo instead. Duo: _Excuse_ me?! *THWAP!* Ow! >the >group joined the Slayers cast at the dinner table. Duo: They're all Namekians? Far out... O_o >And so another one of Alex's fanfics comes to a close for now. Rudy: Start the celebration! *A metric ton of confetti falls on top of Rudy from the ceiling; muffled* i hade du... Voice: That's for picking on Duo, punk. Duo: That was petty and pointless. I LIKE it! ^_^ *All but the confetti-covered Rudy exit* *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] *Lucca is happily glomped onto Duo as Duo idly fiddles wih the machine Lucca left behind earlier* Duo: What's this thing supposed to do, anyway? Lucca: It's a special EMP distributing device that'll disable the Slave Crown 2.0 long enough for someone to get it off of Mala. Duo: And why'd you wanna do that? Lucca: We have a pool going on for how Mala will react after getting it removed. I have down "Make Klaus her own personal boy-toy" on it. Duo: Oh. Say, how much does it cost to get in on the action? Lucca: 20 gil or the equivalent in an different currency. Think you'll be around here long enough to get the payoff if you win? Duo: Well, that hole in the third wall Quatre was talking about would have lasted indefintely if that guy didn't fix it, right? *Rudy, still with a lot of confetti clinging to him and in his hair, emerges from the theater* Rudy: Not this again! Lucca, do you _HAVE_ to do that?! Lucca: Well, he doesn't mind, so I have no particular reason to let go. Rudy: *Long pause* ... y-you do too have a... a reason... Lucca: And what, pray tell, is that? Rudy: Well, I... I... That is... *sigh* oh, nevermind. Do as you please. *Exits left, but is pushed back on screen by someone off-stage* Jack's voice: *Loud whisper* Tell her! Rini's voice: *Loud whisper; Rob Schnider-ish* You can do it! Ramza's voice: *Loud whisper from other side* Don't be a coward! Rudy: *Mutters* Great, now they're all ganging up on me... Lucca: Well, what is it? Rudy: I... *The red button flashes* Er, it can wait; the Holy Student Council's calling. *Reaches over and pushes the red button. Various sounds of discontent are heard off- screen* [E.C.] Klaus: *Typing at a keyboard* I'll give you a reason to let go! *A portal appears under Duo. Lucca yelps and lets go right before Duo falls through it. The portal closes up* There. Now all I have to do is fix the second wall and reinforce the other walls... *A "pling!" is heard* Done! Now there's no way to get another "special guest", little lady. Next time, you will FEEL MY WRATH! AHRAHAHAHAHAHA! Xelloss: Why can't you be original for once, little boy? ^_^; Klaus: Ah, bite me, fruit. *Xelloss does so* OWOWOWOWOW!! [SOL] Rudy and Lucca: *sweatdrop* ................. [E.C.] *Klaus, yelling some things unfit to repeat in any medium and flaing wildly to get the Trickster Priest to let go, hits _THE_ button by accident* *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- The REAL End Comments? E-mail at: lilka@senshi.net Or be "WA-TAK"ed, sucka! >Lina sighed, punting Gourry out >the nearest window when he took another crack at devouring >the Crest Graph. Lookie, shameless plugs! Organized Chaos! (My RPG humor site) http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan *~swearing to the sky~* (My Wild Arms shrine) http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/filgaia Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" part 1 Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Episode 204: "FFVII: The Untold Story" part 2 Episode 205: "Behind the Scenes" Episode 208: "Beloved? Yeah, Right" Season Three: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 300: "The Happy Spell" *Special!* Episode 208b: "Beloved: A Vampire's Tale" Episode 301d: "Messila's Journey" part 4 Episode 301e: "Messila's Journey" part 5 Episode 302: "Decency Patrol #2" Episode 303: "Slayer Arms" part 1 Episode 301h: "Messila's Journey" part 8 Episode 301i: "Messila's Journey" part 9 Episode 304: "Killey" part 1 Season Four: ------------------ *Special!* Episode 400: "Crystal Rainbows" part 1 Episode 401: Miscellanious Miscellany ("Chick Tract" parody) Episode 403: "Killey" part 2 Episode 404: "Killey" part 3 Episode 405: "Genso Suikoden: Super Stars of Destiny" Episode 406: "Genso Suikoden: Moving On Up" (Part 2 of SSoD) Episode 407l: "Messila's Journey" part 12 Episode 408: "Slayer Arms" part 2 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Episode 203: "Ash's New Friend" Episode 206: "Emerald Nights" part 1 Episode 207: "Pokemon Gangbang" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 301f: "Messila's Journey" part 6 Episode 301g: "Messila's Journey" part 7 Episode 305: "An Interesting Twist" (MSTed with Hyperonius) Episode 402j: "Messila's Journey" part 10 Episode 402k: "Messila's Journey" part 11 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel) Episode 003 or Fortuna Fanfic Theater 5000 episode 9: "10-chi Returns" (MSTed with DadyTengu)