Legal Crap Mystery Science Theater 3000 & the related characters are owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Final Fantasy Tactics, Xenogears, and Chrono Trigger are copyrighted by SquareSoft Wild ARMs is copyrighted by Media Vision or Contrail, the latter being the newer name for the company. Any other thing I forgot to mention is copyrighted to it's owner(s). Please don't sue; I have no money as is. ~.~;; "Messila's Journey" is owned by the ever enimgmatic Dr. Thinker. and is welcome to it. The intent of this MSTing is not to insult/offend Dr. Thinker, but to simply make a humorous commentary the story. Please don't hurt or flame me. <=8 Chibi-chan's notes (a.k.a. Other Stuff) Whew! Last written part of this story. FUNZIES! (Frodo: What's a funzie?) There is no such thing as a "funzie" It's always plural and capitalized. Besides, shouldn't you be on the Hallucination Memorial board? (Frodo: I don't want to go back; everyone there is _crazy_!) So am I. (Frodo: Yeah, but you're only one person. One I might be able to handle.) Oooookay... *ahem!* With that out of the way, Here we gooooooooooooo!! ------------------------------------ *Last time on Another World... I mean, Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever...* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: Enjoy your fic? If not, TOO BAD! You're getting the next part right now! Dycedarg, send it up! Dycedarg: Yes ma'am! This'll teach 'em to send us bad editorials! *Presses the "Send" button* [The SOL (Not the "Satellite of Love", though)] Rini: Editorials?! Lucca? *The lights flash and klaxons go off* Lucca: I'll explain later, but now WE HAVE THINKER SIGN!! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Singer) In the not too distant future, (Methinks it was next Thursday) A bunch of poor suckers Have some hell to pay! A group of evil people, led by Mala-chan, They were bored one day, so they dreamed up a plan. They choose some people they didn't like, Then they sent those poor victims into space and- *B-ko cackles* (Mala-chan) We'll send them crappy fanfics, As many as we can find! (Lalala!) (Marle) They'll have to sit and read them all! (Dycedarg) And they'll slowly lose their minds! (Lalala!) (Singer) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the fanfics begin or end. (Lalala!) To try to keep their sanity, Upon each other they must depend! RIFFER ROLL CALL! Rudy! (No Parappa!) Rini! (Rudy no baka!) Ramza! (Why me?) Lucca! (I'm a genius!) Jaaaaaaaaaack! (Oh bugger...) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science fact, Just think to yourself, "It's just a file, I should really just relax, For 'Idiotic Fanfic Theater Whatever' *Twang!* *Door sequence: Door 6: Dogbone door. Opens automatically. Door 5: It's Parappa's dad. He whines about his bills while you go through the door. Door 4: It's Kiki the ferret from Sluggy Freelance. After swatting her aside, you got to... Door 3: It's your normal run-of-the-mill drawbridge. It falls out towards you, barely missing you. Door 2: It's Windows 98. After cursing Bill Gates, you go on. Door 1: It's a wall. Tinkerbelle comes, waves her wand, and an opening appears. Seating (L-R): Ramza, Rini, Rudy, Lucca, Jack* Rini: Here we go again... Lucca: Is she trying to make up for all the fics she couldn't send earlier or something today? >Messila Journey - Part 3 - Girl Talk! Rini: I remember that game! Once you get past age 12, maybe 13, it's not all that fun anymore... >by Dr. Thinker Rudy: I.e. Woolsey's replacement at Squaresoft. Ramza: Hey! >------------------------------------------------------------ Rini (Tattoo): De line, boss, de line! >Iris stop something, a blue onion-like plant that walk. Rini: But Chop-Chop Master onion isn't short and blue- *WHACK!* Rudy: No Parappa! >Iris mumbles out of control, "It is just me or did that >plantwalk?" Rudy: Wasn't that an old dance move? >"What did you said?" sign Messila."I just saw a plant walk!" >sign Lucca: ... nah, that joke's overused. Ramza: *Holds up a sign. It reads...* This kind of sign? >"Iris, if I wasn't Pokemon trainer, I said that your must be >crazy on ths in. So where was that plant that walk!" Jack (Random RPG villager): It went where the west wind blows. Rudy (Random RPG main character): ......... Jack (RRPGV): You don't know where it is?! ... I don't know either. >"Oh, by the Evergreen tree!" shouted Messila. Lucca: I thought the expression was "[b]y the Sword of Omens"... >Messila saw the plant has 3 leaves on it. Messila know with out >pulling out the Pokedex. >Messila shout and she throw out her Pokeball, "It's a Oddish, a >grass Pokemon! Charamder, time to shine!" Rini (Messila): When I want _my_ Pokemon to shine, I use Pokewax! Lucca (T.V. announcer): Yes, Pokewax! Available at all Pokemon washes nationwide! >Oddish, attack Charamander with a Asborb. Ramza: That sounds unsanitary... >Charamander look mad! Ramza (Photographer): Now look mad for me, honey! Now give me ennui! Now obsession! >"Charamander" Messila paused in her command, "Give it a taste ofEmber!" Rini: *Purposely off-key* o/~ A taste of emberrrrrr- o/~ Rudy: Shut up or sing right, Rini. Rini: Bite me. >Charamdner replied with a fireball. Oddish try to dogde it, but >Charamdner accidently fire his attack at angle. Oddish was hotter >then 11 mintune mircowave meal that been cooked for 15 mintunesmore. Rudy: Or Rally Vincent, you decide. *WHACK!* >"Pokeball! Go!"Oddish was catch by the red light from the Pokeball. The >ball Rini (La La): La-la ball! *WHAM!*WHACK!*BIFF!*BANG!*POW!* All else: NO TELETUBBIES!! Rini: *Glowers at them all, a white battle aura flaring* ......... STARDUST EXPLOSION! *No visable effects for a few moments. Suddenly, everyone else got various status anomalies; Ramza got Innocent, Rudy got Poison, Lucca got Chaos, Jack got Bad Omen* Not was I was going for, but not bad for something I just made up! I know it's kinda early for a break, but I suggest we take one... *All exit. Lucca, having the Chaos status (It's the same as confusion, to those who don't know), has to be led out* *Reverse door sequence* Ramza: What was that?! Rudy: Limit Break, most likely. Anyone got an antidote? Lucca: Have Antidote I! *Throws it at Jack* Rini: I'd say that too, Rudy, but I don't recall even having a Limit bar in the first place. I recall having a Force bar, however... Besides, Limit Breaks have no hesitation in their execution. Rudy: That's got to be it then. At the risk of sounding like Obi-Wan Kenobi, you simply used the Force. *Walks off to find an antidote* Lucca: Ah, and your Schwartz is as big as mine! *Thwap!* Ow! What was that for?! *Lights flash and the klaxons go off* Rini: Never mind, WE GOT THINKER SIGN! *Door Sequence... oh hell, you saw it earlier!* >stand for about 10 mintunes. "Looks like you get a new Pokemon." stated >Iris. Rini: Iris! Stater of the obvious! >"Hello, Irisitana!""Meet my brother, Justin Joy." Rudy: With cousins Jumpfor and Tearsof. Rini: That was bad, Rudy. >"I'm not in a good mood. I'm in a GREAT MOOD, with my pokemon. Rudy: Looks like _someone's_ been hitting the bong again. >I'm not battle against this little fries with moldish-ketchup >hair, or youself." Justin Joy. Jack: He just mocked the avatar? Looks like he's the Pokemon world's equivalent of cannon fodder now... >"There's a new isult. *All stare at that line* Rudy: I'm not going to go there. Lucca: Me neither. >Use I get called butterfly or carrot hair! Lucca: "Butterfly"? I hate that song. I hate the album it's on. I just plain hate Mariah Carey. Rudy: Did anyone here need to know that? Lucca: No, I was just venting. >The name is Messila Samatha Wetall." Rini (Messila): PHOTON BIG ASS GUIDED SHOT BLAST TORPEDO! Rudy: That was really bad. >"That, Samatha, your GOAL: GET ALL 8 AMERICAN POKEMON LEAGUE >BADGE AND DEFEAT THE AMERICAN ELITE FOUR! Rini (Justin): AND WATCH THEM NITRO BUNING FUNNY CARS, SUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAY! >As for you, Iris, my sister: CATCH AND CHANNEY AND PAST THE >TEST OF JOY! Lucca: Now _that_ sound like a bad lemon title. >In the name, time, I'm going to explore as many towns and >places and catch as many Pokemon as I can. Johny jumps into Jack: Cousin of Johnny Jump Up. Ramza: It's a Beath of Flams crossover now? Rini (Lucille): I'll just get my Laser Emitting Goat! Lucca (Kool-Aid Man): You must defeat the powers of SPAM, ya bum! Jack (Dullard): I'm not a bum! I'm just drethed that way! Rudy: ... shoot me, shoot me _now_! >the forrest. "I know my goal is! Explain what he mean?" ask >Messila. Ramza (Iris): Oh, he just means that we all have to take over the world- oops, I said too much. Now you must die. >"Oh, it's usually easy. You see must Nurse Joys, even on in >American has a Channey. Jack: But why would they want a hunchback? Rudy: It's supposed to be "Chansey", Jack. Jack: Oh. >It's one of the rare Pokemon, every, the only on that does not >have Channey is the joy from Vidiren City, Japan. The test is >open to all girls, and if the success in the test, they become >Joys. Ramza: But what is a guy catches one? Rini: They have to cross-dress, maybe? >They are test in every Pokemon center or Pokemon Gym, but they >give on different dates.""What does a Nurse Joy do?" Rudy: If the lemons are correct, Officer Jenny. *Thwap!* >"First of help Pokemon get better. Second, investie Pokemon Gym >in diguese when a Officer Jenny is sick or injury. Do you want to >hear what happen to a Nurse Joy in Dark City, Japan?" Iris ask >"Sounds like a blast." said Messila. Ramza: -right before the shrapnel reached her. It severely lacerated her and permenently blinded her, the end. >"Funny!" Iris stated Ramza: I must be losing my touch; it wasn't meant to be funny. >"You should say that, but I'm get ahead of myself. She was in a >cafe and saw a two young man with a young girl and famous Pikacu. >They have save the manager from two members of Kei's Gym bodquard. Rini: o/~ And IIII~IIIIIIIII~IIIIII will always love you~u~u~u~- o/~ *WHAM!*WHAP!*BIFF!*BAM!*POW!* What is this? "Beat Down Rini Day"?! Lucca: Get your "Beat Down Rini Day" savings at Menard's! Rini: STARDUST- *SPLASH!* *Now a bunny* wiffle? Rudy: *Tosses aside bucket* Hmm, so that's what kind of water was in it... Rini-usagi: wiffle! Ramza: Should we change her back? Rini-usagi: wiffle wiffle wiffle! Rudy: ... nah! I like her better this way! >And appear of a recuirter of Yas's Gym. Tomato, and his friends, >Casear and Annie, decide on pouring ketchum Ramza: Now that's too dark, even for me. Lucca: Eww... Rini-usagi: wiffle! >on two main and strong Pokemons of the Gyms. >After try decide on going after the kids. Tomato told his Pikachu >to shock the people. They were about to be attack by rods just >before the Pokemon Insceptor appear. Ramza (Sailor Moon): Pokemon Inscepter Elimination! >After she uses her Pokemon. Casear know about a Channey. The >only one that know about Joys have Channey was Brock, so the >Tomato as Ash and Annie was Misty. Jack: o/~ You say Tomato, I say Ash Ketchum... o/~ Rudy: You wanna see what kind of water is in _this_ bucket? *Shows Jack a bucket with mysterious water in it* Jack: *Anime sweatdrop* ......... >Two would-be trainers and one ex-Gym Leader. Joy talk to Ash >about this latter. Ash wound out get out of trouble by the skin >of teeth. Joy wish up like against Team Rocket." All: ......... Ramza: I think it means, "Gala felt pure joy in the palm of his hand." >"Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town?" questioned Messila. "Yes." said Iris. >"I'm his cousin on his father's side!" Jack: *Heavily sarcastic* The avatar's related to the main character of Pokemon? What a huge surprise! >"Wow! Third one is to teach Pokemon rules to new novice trainer." *All look at Ramza* Ramza: I think it means, "I bet Drangonmaster Dyne drank a lot of milk. It did his body good." >"I know that Ashire has a big ego. So think Nurse Joy give >him a earful." laughed Messila. Ramza: I don't remember that... >"Hey, what that?" A brick house was in middle of the forrest. Jack: It's the third pig's house! Beware of the wolf lurking outside, you two! >On the roof was a yellow revealing P. Rudy: Yellow... P? Too easy. >It was P. Jack: Piggo was there! >"What is that thing?" asked Messila >"That's the Pokemon center." stated Iris. >"How do you know who Pokemon centers look like?" Ramza: Maybe the big P tipped her off, Messila. >"I'm really don't know the others, but this one is easy. Become >his is my home. Justin Joy's home is here as well." Ramza: That's her home? But why would- Rini-usagi: wiffle wiffle wiffle! *Translation: Don't think and it'll hurt less!* >"Does male Joy become Dr. Joy?" asked Messila. >"No. But they usually are Pokemon trainers like you." answeredIris. >"Oh. Let's get inside." said Messila Rudy: A lemon scene already? *WHACK!* Ow! Jack! Jack: *Tosses aside a pool cue* Well, somebody has to do it! >--------------------------------------------------------------- Lucca: o/~ Keep on down, keep on down the ro~ad! o/~ >Inside, all most are the people were busy. Some were in a cafe >getting food and drinks. Rudy: Some were getting smashed and hitting on two people at a time. *Looks pointedly at Ramza* Ramza: I said I was sorry! Lucca: Did I miss something here? Rudy: Luckily for you, yes. >Others were using calls. Some trainers were talking to either >talking to Nurse Joy or other trainers. A good amount Pokemons >were outside their pokemon. Jack: They're have out-of-body experiences? Rudy: Better out-of-their-bodies than out-of-your-mind, Jack. >She saw a Onix, Geodude, Pikachu and a Abra. Jack: o/~ Abra, abra kadabra! o/~ Lucca: 80's music? Now I must smite you, Jack. *Takes out a rather large monkey wrench* Nothing personal, I just intensely dislike that music... Jack: eep! *Runs away with Lucca following close behind him* >"Arba! Learn something! I'm catch you on from Krayon via Route >504! You just try to transport out of battle. I'm start to mad atyou!" Ramza (Guy who's talking): I'll give you such a _pinch_! >"Can I help you?" ask Messila"Yes. The name is Gary Lung." said Iris. >"Team Rocket!" Messila shouted. Rini-usagi: Wiffle! *Picks up her locket and disappears in a flash of blue light. Charlotte appears in her place* Charlotte: Huh? >Gary said "Not really, but you did fight us as Team Rocket. >After that police officer arrest us. You see, I was get my >Pokemon lisence in another city above you. Ramza: He lives in Vane? *A loud cracking noise and a thud can be heard in the back of the theater. Lucca walks back to the front and takes her seat* >I was going thought Krayon, a saw the Gym was gym was closed. As >I was working, Charlotte (Gary): Someone shot me in the head and I died, the end. >a black glove hand attack me. He say "If you don't join Team >Rocket, you be sorry!. I kick him in where the shine doesn't >shine." Lucca: So... he kicked him in the dark? >I think he place me with this as he was saying "Ok! I >going to make you guys join Team Rocket by force!" Rudy (Obi-Wan Kenobi): Use the Force, Luke! >A small chip that only a eagle one or a Pideggotto might shot. >"It's a hypo-chip. Mosty use to make Pokemon follow a planned >battle on Power Rangers. All (Except Jack): Go, go, Power Failures! >How did they did that get that?" askMessila. Ramza (Strange magician): It's MA~~AGIC! >"Rumor has that Team Rocket have stolen a few truck worth of this >chip. So I think that man decide on placing one of those chip on >me and my sister." said Gary. Hanpan: Yeah, but what does placing Pringles on your arm do to you? *All stare at Hanpan* I've been around Jack too long... O.o >"So where's your sister?" Ramza (Gary): She's at the strip club; she's the main attraction. *WHACK!* Charlotte: Shush! >"Right here." Mary said, "We start back at the Gym and recover >our Gym List. Hanpan: But how do you wear a list? *Pause* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I'm becoming Jack! O.o *SPLASH!* *Hanpan becomes a humanoid female, not fully human for he/she/whatever still has the ears and tail of a Wind Mouse* IS THIS JUSENKYOU CURSE DAY OR SOMETHING?!? Voice: Aheh, sorry. I was trying to turn you into a human _male_... Hanpan-chan: WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK, NOW DID IT?!? Rudy: *Staring at Hanpan-chan* ....... *Gets a nosebleed and passes out* >The leader of the Krayon Gym told us that we been >brainwashed by Team Rocket. I wonder who's Team Rocket's boss, >here in the United States." Jack: *Get up, walks to his seat, and sits down* Maybe it's the Brain... hey, who's the naked mouse-girl? Hanpan-chan: Simpleton. >"I hope to fair match with you in the future." reamark Messila. >Gary and Mary agree silently. Ramza: -that _Someone_ needs a spell checker. Charlotte: That joke's older than that fuzzy thing in the back of the fridge. Ramza: So? >"Anyway. Good luck. Oh, my starter pokemon is a Onix, LV 23. His >starter Pokemon is Meowth, LV 30..." Ramza: _Brilliant_, Mary, why not just tell them the flaws in your battle plans while you're at it? >"Hey! Watch it!" groans a voice. "Oh, Meowth, can you explain why >Abra will not learn anything?"asked Gary. Hanpan-chan: It's simple, Gary; your Abra is a simpleton! Jack: Wow, you talk just like Hanpan! Hanpan-chan: *sigh* >"He needs to get a machine called a TM to learn attack. Pyshic or Jack: It's Dullard! Hanpan-chan: You're the only dullard around here, Jack. Jack: Wow, the naked mouse-girl knew my name! Hanpan-chan: Must... restrain... can o' whup... >normal is one of the two choice. Think about it?" ask Meowth. Ramza: No, I won't, so there! >"What's does TM start for?" ask Messila. Ramza: The Man? Charlotte: Thermonuclear Mentos? Rudy: *Recovering some* Trained Monkeys? Lucca: Time Machine! Jack: Tea Mint? Hanpan-chan: Thuper Moron? *Looks pointedly at Jack* >"Do'h!" Gary said as he hit his head on near wall. Charlotte: *Cheerfully* And broke open his skull, the end! Ramza: You scare me. Charlotte: Goodie! ^_^ >"I forget Technical Machine and Hidden Machines can find in >his world. Lucca: _Her_ world. *A scrolling marquee quickly goes across the screen. It reads: "Girl Power, Girl Power, a curse on all men!"* Rudy: I think you've just killed that joke... Voice: So? It's still fun! >Think of like one of those "Garfield" eposide, in which Garfriend >and Odie broke a habit tape that was to help his owner. Ramza: The heck does that have to do with anything?! >Think of a tape with data of attack from another Pokemon, is a >Technical Machine. They are Hidden Technical Machine, to find them >teaches different attack. Jack (T.V. announcer): It's like having Jackie Chan in a box! >I'm just happen to remember something, my mother give me. 'Don't >get mad Charlotte: -get nuclear warheads! Ramza: She's _really_ scaring me now... >at Abra, give him this.' orsomething like this." >A black box appears. Charlotte: -and it EXPLODES! MW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Lucca: And to think she was just _part_ of my frustrations... >On the black box, something was written in neon yellow letters >and numbers: TM-29 Pyshic." Jack: The return of Dullard! Hanpan-chan: Enough Beath of Flams, Jack. >"Time to learn, Abra! This will force something learn on you." Jack: *Waves Artic Blade around* No "Star Wars" refs! >sign Gary. Go Techine Machine." remarked Gary. Charlotte: Go, Grindery! Destroy stuff! Hurt people! Smite, smITE, SMITE!! Ramza: That's it, I'm moving. *Goes down the row and takes a seat to Hanpan-chan's right* >Messila, Iris and Mary have a snicker together. Rudy: Maybe they should've gotten a Twix; at least there's two of 'em in a package... Lucca: Shameless Product Plug #1. >The Techine Machine has landed and become a robot version of >Abra. As the two Abra talk Meowth turn weird talk into a machine. Ramza: ... uh, "What is this, the Mystery Spot?" >As soon as it was done. The robot Abra shrinks and become a dust. Charlotte: What? No big explosion? No fair! >"Looks like you need to clean up your acts." laugh Nurse Joy. Ramza (Kasumi): Oh my, I have some cleaning up to do. Hanpan-chan: Rini's right, your Kasumi impression is eerily on-target. Jack: Dude, she knows Rini too! Hanpan-chan: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M HANPAN, YOU SIMPLETON!! That stupid person behind the voice Jusenkyou cursed me! Damn, you're dense! Jack: Oh. >"Oh, hello, what's up, Iris." >"Mom, meet, Messila Samatha Wetall." stated Messila. "Messila, >meet adult female Nurse Joy." Rudy: o/~ Happy happy, joy joy/ Happy happy, joy joy- o/~ *KABONG!* Charlotte: *Discards lute* Shush! Lucca: *A message window pops up above her* Tickle her. Pull her ears. Leave her alone. >Nurse Joy just giggled. Lucca: They picked choice one. I would've went for 2 myself. Jack: It's the Tickle-Me-Nurse Joy! Rudy: I want one! Me, me, me! >"Let's talk Pokemon? Do you need healing?" ask Nurse Joy"Yes" >THE END Hanpan-chan: *Deadpan* Wow, what a thrilling conclusion. Really. >----KRAYON LOOKS FAR, BUT IT'S CLOSE THEN YOU THINK! DON'T GO >OFF-LINE OR YOU MIGHT MISS IT! Jack: I have a bad feeling about that... *Reverse door sequence* [SOL] Rudy: ... now what? Jack: ......... Lucca: ......... Primera: ......... All else: ??? Primera: ......... *Waves* Ramza: Now how did you get up here, little girl? Primera: *Holds up a sign. It reads...* Plot Hole. Ramza: Well, can you go back home? *Primera shakes her head* Rudy: Oh my... *Rini, now human, appears on the bridge* Rudy Roughnight, I'm going to ki- *Notices Primera* Oh, hello! ^_^ Primera: ...? Rini: What? Kill him? Why, no, that's not what I was about to say! Primera: ...? Rudy: WHAT?! Rini: Kiss him?! Uh, no, not that either... Primera: ...? Rini: Yes, kick him. Primera: ...? Rini: Why? He turned me into a rabbit! Luckily, it was reversable, but... Charlotte: Letters! *Hands sheets of paper to Rini* Rini: Oh, groovy! Oh, this's from Aman... >Dear Chibi, Rudy: Chibi? A dear? HA! >That was simply hilarous on what you did to 'ol Wade's fanfic The >Untold Story. Rini: Nani? When did we get that? Rudy: You weren't here at the time. Be thankful for that; it even made Citan's head explode! Rini: Oh. >The continuation actually makes sense, but is still >begging to be tampered with. Voice: Then tamper we will! As soon as I, erm, _Mala-chan_ gets ahold of it, that is! >Uncle Elmo might do an adaption (or I might do one), but I'd >love to see you do a/an MST on that when he gets it through. Mala-chan' voice: They will, you can bet on it! All: *groan* >It ought to be through near the end of May (this month of course). Rini: Isn't it June now? Rudy: I thought you'd know of Chibi's infamous procrastination by now... >Oh yeah, before I forget, you can tamper with Memories -- I don't >mind. In fact, I encourage it. Mala-chan's voice: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, AHA! Thank you, my dear little webmaster! Prepare for trouble, lab rats! All: *groan* Rudy: Thanks a _lot_, Aman! >I would suggest DLB but its getting awfully big (41 pages right >now) and lacks any would-be comedic moments. Rini: You never know, Aman... unfortunately for us. >Aman Rini: And here's one from NeoVid! >Well, being another smalltime MSTer who can't get noticed, I just had >to respond to your desperate plea for feedback at the end of 'The >Return of Lord Thinker'. Voice: Well, after the MSTing of Gohan's "editorial"/Michael Greenhut's hoax, lack of e-mails aren't that big of a problem... >The main thing I noticed was that you have one of the most unlikely >MSTing teams I've seen... and I worked on 'The Pokeman' and 'Triforce >Awakening'. Ramza: "Unlikely" doesn't begin to describe... Rudy: "Completely freakin' weird" does. >It's close to impossible to get personalities that different to work >together very well, but you managed it. Voice: Really? Wow, I'm better than I thought! Rudy: Which is what, slightly better than pipe mold? Voice: BOLT! *ZAAAAAAAP!* >(I didn't in The Pokeman, and I'm bringing that team back for the >next part. Guess I'm a glutton for punishment.) Rini: Not. One. Word. Rudy: Aw, but I had this really good "Bakuretsu Hunter" joke lined up! >I can't say too much about your riffing style, since the only one I >know well is my own, and it has no resemblance to the style of >anyone else in the universe. Charlotte: That's good! *Pause* You got any C-4 I can borrow? Ramza: She's being scary again... >I do have to admit... they're not the funniest MSTs I've ever read Rudy: And the ego of Chibi deflates. Thanks! ^_^ Voice: BOLT 2! *ZAAAAAAAAAAP!* >(but you probably shouldn't waste your time with my opinion on that, >because I think the best MSTs I've ever seen are my own.) Rudy: Aw, you brought her ego back up... Voice: Rudy... If I weren't out of MP, so help me... >Hey, you have more experience at this than I do. BTW, since you >like obscure RPGs... Jack: Who ya calling obscure? We have Fraundorf on our side! >Coming soon from The Scavengers MSTing team: The Suikoden Quadruple >Feature! Voice: Speaking of Suikoden... *Gremio and Young Master (We'll call him Hiro, just to simplify things) appear on the bridge* Gremio: Am I dead again? Hiro: I don't think so, Grem... >Heheheheh... HAAAHAAAHAAA, hmm. I'm not well... Rudy: Well, you wrote to Chibi- Voice: Rini, hit him for me! Rini: Right, boss! *WHAM!* *The red button flashes* Jack: Precious, Azure, and Dio are calling... *Presses the button* [Evil Central] Mala-chan: So, my dear ones, how did you find "Messila's Journey"? [SOL] Jack: We looked at the screen and there it was! *rimshot* [E.C.] Mala-chan: *Anime sweatdrop* ......... Marle: I don't get it... Dycedarg: That's because you're a vapid airhead! Marle: Am not! *WHAM!* Dycedarg: Ouch... *Falls over* [SOL] Lucca: It was just your standard Thinker fic: fairly interesting premise clouded by incoherency. He _has_ gotten better, tho'. So... when's the next invention exchange? I got a lot of stuff in the workshop that's just gathering dust! [E.C.] Mala-chan: *Anime sweatdrop* Well, uh, that is... Marle: She kicked out Krelian because we couldn't see the inventions! Dycedarg: All he made were those nanomachine things. [SOL] Lucca: Aw... [E.C.] Mala-chan: Well, hwyl! Push the button, Dycedarg! Dycedarg: Consider it pushed, m'lady! *FWOOOSH!* *Fade to black* *Roll credits* --------------------------------------------------- THE REAL END E-mail comments to me at: Lessa990@aol.com All flames go to Helen Waite. You have a flame, you can go to Helen Waite. *rimshot* Oh, that was bad... Lookie, a shameless plug! Organized Chaos! http://www.crosswinds.net/~rinichan My own site. MSTings, Captions, and more! Just beware the mascot, he can lead you to strange things... >Think of like one of those "Garfield" eposide, in which Garfriend >and Odie broke a habit tape that was to help his owner. Season one: ------------------ Episode 101: "Battle of the Strongest" Episode 102: Raging Double Feature ("Wild ARMs Rage" and "Toshinden Rage") Episode 103: "The Cursed Waters" Episode 104: "The Jonathanlizers" Episode 105: "Final Fantasy VII: The Untold Story" Episode 106: "The Return of Lord Thinker" Episode 107: "Get Rich Quick" spam. Episode 108: "Don't Freak Out" Episode 109a: "The Price of Redemption" parts 1-3 Xenogears interludes: ------------------------- Episode 109b: "The Price of Redemption" parts 4-5 Episode 201a: "Messila's Journey" part 1 Season Two: ---------------- Episode 202: "Why RPGs Should be Severely Censored and Devoid of Character Development" Episode 201b: "Messila's Journey" part 2 Episode 201c: "Mesilla's Journey" part 3 Other MSTings: ------------------ Episode 000: "Rebirth" (MSTed with Nick) Episode 001: Stephen Gohan's letter to the GIA (MSTed with Katana Angel)