Zelgadiss the Rapper

Part Three

“My Dad’s Gonna Bite Me!” Revised

*Begin Stupidity! ^^*

[Outside Zel’s house]

*A car takes off down the road. A familiar Red Priest is facing in the direction the car went*

Rezo: When did we get a car? ^^;;

[The now-flattened Lanford Doughnut]

*The car pulls to the curb near the group. Cecilia, Gourry, and Xelloss look at it in confusion. The door opens and Zel exits the car*

Zelgadiss: Hello. <(((_^))>

[Out on the road! ^^]

*Gourry is fast asleep in the back seat next to Cecilia*

Gourry Kat: *mumble* more fries please… ZzZzZzZz…

PJ CeCe: I heard you scared the crap out of your driving instructor, Zel.

Zelgadiss: *!!* Oh? Where’d you hear that? <(((_^))>;;;

PJ CeCe: *Pointing to Xelloss* Sore wa, himitsu desu.

Zelgadiss: *Mutters* I shoulda known…

Sunny Xelloss: Can we drive backwards down the highway? Please? ^_^

Zelgadiss: No.

Sunny Xelloss: Can we play “Bump the Jaywalking Pedestrian”? It won’t hurt them… much. ^_^

Zelgadiss: NO.

Sunny Xelloss: Can we-

Zelgadiss: *Turns to face Xelloss* No, we are NOT going to run anyone over or cause any accidents- *Unknowingly veers into the wrong lane…*

PJ CeCe: *Sees an oncoming semi-truck* Z-Z-Z-ZEL!!

Zelgadiss: Something wrong? *Cecilia points at the truck. Zel turns and sees it* Oh sh- *CRASH! The tiny car is sent flying high into the atmosphere*

Gourry Kat: *Wakes up, sees this, and takes out a camera from Pocketspace* Cool! *Takes pictures*

Sunny Xelloss: Uh, Zel? What goes up- ^_^;;

Zelgadiss: -must come down… Perfect. <(((_~))>;;; *The car falls back down to the ground. It then falls to pieces* (Oh great, now what do I do? I’m in trouble now…)

*Daydream sequence*

Illusory Rezo: Zelgadiss? Did something happen to the car? ^^;;

Illusory Copy Rezo: You TOTALED it?!? That’s it, I’m taking away your video games!

*End daydream sequence*

Zelgadiss: *!!* (I gotta get some kinda replacement for this FAST! But how will I do that? … *Lightbulb* Looks like it’s time to believe again! ^^;;;)

[Flea Market]

Guido: So, you broke-a your car, eh? Well, you can work-a for me and get-a the money so you can keep-a your games-a! C’mon, just follow my rap, eh? =:)

[In front of the Flea Market]

Guido: *Muttering as he holds something* how much is this worth…?

*Normal tone* Oh, well, I’ve been-a workin’ here always so early!

We’ve all been-a workin’ here since me gran’mama was a ba~by!

Sure, the rhythm here, it’sa kinda slow,

But all you need is to flow! ([Zel] *Mutters* That sounds disgusting…)

*Repeat lines* Through the rain and through the sno~w,

All the Mogay’s got to go~!

Through the rain and through the sno~w,

All the Mogay’s got to go~!

*Stop repeat* Remember, kid, about the merchandise,

It’s just stuff that hasn’t reached the end of it’s lives!

*Repeat lines* I can sell a Claire Bible like-a thi~s-a! (Repeat: [Zel] A WHAT?!? Hey, wait!)

Too late, bubby, it’sa already so~ld-a! (Repeat: [Zel] ARGH! I was THIS close…!)

*Stop repeat* This time-a, kiddo, just-a follow my lead!

I could easily sell-a the Seven Seas-a!

*Repeat lines* The Sunny Xelloss plushie will bring-a you lu~ck-a! (Note: No change in pronoun here. ^^;;)

The Lina Inverse plushie just destroyed a tru~ck-a?!? O.o;;; (Repeat: [Zel] Hey, that’s the one I crashed into!)

*Stop repeat* Oh, yes, tho’ this was quite fun,

I’d better get outta here, I’m-a on the run!

*Repeat lines* Through the rain and through the sno~w,

All the Mogay’s got to go~!

Through the rain and through the sno~w,

The Mogay’s got to got to go~!

*Stop repeat* Eheh… lemme tell you something I never told-a you before…

Listen-a this!

*Repeat lines* You couldn’t-a even sell a bri~ck-a! (Note: Repeat with a “?!” instead.)

I’ll just give-a you the money so my business don’t-a si~nk-a!

You couldn’t-a even sell a bri~ck-a! (Note: same as before)

I’ll just give-a you the money so my business don’t-a si~nk-a!

*Stop repeat* You know, you really don’t-a have a future in sales, bubby.

Zelgadiss: I never said I did… <(((_~))>

[Car show-type stage]

*The car is magically in one piece as the car spins with Zel and Gourry in the front seats*

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End Part 3