Zelgadiss the Rapper

Prologue

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Featuring…

Zelgadiss Greywords as Zelgadiss the Rapper!

Xelloss Metallium as… well, “Sore wa, himitsu desu!”

Gourry Gabriev as Gourry Kat!

Cecilia Lynn Adlehyde as PJ CeCe!

Rudy Roughnight as Rudy Chin!

And many, many more! ^_^

*Start Stupidity! ^_^*

[Movie Theater]

*A teddy bear is being threatened by a large, pear-shaped cycloptic monster. In the background, music plays…*

o/~ When Jessy flies, she flies through any wea~~ther…*Jessica de Alkirk flies and circles around the monster* When Jessy flies, she flies through any wea~~ther… *Jessica the grabs the teddy bear from the clutches of the now dizzied monster* When Jessy loves! She loves all the children and… she sails through the sky *Close-up of Jessy and the now-relieved teddy bear flying away* and *unintelligble* to make us love! o/~ *Jessy has sky-written “The End”. Zel, a person dressed as a flower, Gourry, and Cecilia leave the theater*

[Outside]

*The group heads to the Curan Burger across the street*

PJ CeCe: Well, that movie sucked.

Zelgadiss: *Nods and mumbles something*

Flower-type person: (I’m gonna kill Chibi for making me wear this get up!) It had its high points… ^_^;;

PJ CeCe and Zel: Yeah, “The End”!

Gourry: *Scratches his head* Why isn’t Lina here?

PJ CeCe: She lucked out and got the role of “Li-san” for “UmJammer Amelia”.

Gourry: Um what Amelia?

PJ CeCe: Never mind, Gourry. *All enter the Curan Burger*

[Inside Curan Burger]

*All are ordering food*

PJ Cece: *Her name show up in the upper right* Right side of the menu. *Gets a HUGE tray and waddles off with it*

Gourry Kat: *Name appears in upper right* Left side of the menu! ^_^ *Gets an even BIGGER tray and waddles off with it*

Flower-type person: *His name appears in the upper right. It’s Sunny Xelloss! ^^* Vengeance on the one who put me in this pink abomination she calls an “outfit”. *Gets handed Memory Cards and instructions to shake them hard* ^_^;

Zelgadiss: *Name in upper right… (*rolls eyes*)* (There he is… Finally, Chibi finally torments someone other than me. *snicker*)

Guy in the funny hat at the microphone: *Annoyed* Your order, please.

Zelgadiss: Uh, water. <(((_~))>;;

Guy in funny hat yadda yadda yadda: *Hand him a glass* Here it is.

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End Prologue