Music Soothes the Savage Mascot...

Hi! Alex: Hello! I'm Alex, she's Luna-

Luna: Hi! *Waves*

Alex: And the little flying creature is Nall.

Nall: Little flying…

Alex: I suppose you could describe yourself better.

Nall: I sure could! In fact-

Luna: *ahem!* Aren't here for a reason?

Alex: Oh, right. This strange girl, calls herself Chibi, if I remember correctly, asked us to play a musical tribute to Ramus, who has been dubbed the site mascot. *Ramus drops down from the ceiling, tied up with a strip of duct tape across his mouth to keep him from yelling "I'M NOT A MASCOT!!" Alex takes out his ocarina and begins to play…*

*To the tune of Men in Tights*

Luna: *Singing* o/~ He's Ramus! He's Ramus, all tied u~up!
Because he'll quarrel if you call him a mascot!
He's Ramus! He's Ramus, all tied u~up!
You get him mad and he'll soon kick your ascot!

Nall: He maaaaaaaaaaay beeeee a siiiiiiiiiiiisssssy,
But watch what you say or else he'll put out your lights! (Luna: *Spoken* Good night!)

Luna and Nall: He's Ramus! And he's tied tight! (Luna: *High pitched; spoken* Tight!
Nall: *Even higher; spoken* Tight!)
Roaming the site, being quite self-right! (Nall: *Spoken* Self-righteous, that is!)

La la lalalala la la lalalala la la lala LAH LahLahlalala, la la lalalala la la lalalala la la laLAH!

Nall: He's Ramus! He's Ramus, he's chu~bby!
Because he eats all the day and all through the night, that's right! (Ramus: MMMMMMPH!*)
He's Ramus! He's Ramus, he's chu~bby!
He's a big wuss and sucks in any old fight! (Ramus: MMMMMMMPH!*)

Luna: He maaaaaaaaaaay beeeee a wuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssy,
But watch what you say or else he'll put out your lights! (Nall: *Spoken* Yeah, right!)

Luna and Nall: He's Ramus! And he's tied tight! (Nall: *Higher pitched; spoken* Tight!
Luna: *Even higher* Tight!)
Roaming the site, being quite self-right! (Nall: *Spoken* Self-righteous, that is!)

*Alex stops playing while Nash, who walked in at the start of the second verse, laughs hysterically*
Alex: Can we get him down from there now?
Nall: Why do we have to get him down? A few days up there might help him lose weight!
Ramus: MMMMMMMMMPH!** *Struggles with his binds*
Luna: Nall! That's not very nice. Um… how do we get him down?
Alex: ………
Luna: Alex?
Alex: … I have no idea how we can get him down…
Luna: Oh bugger.
Nash: *Still struck by the laughing bug* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ramus: MMMMPH MMPH MMMPH MMPH, MMPH!***
Luna: Um, you may as well go back; this may take a while…

*="DO NOT!"
**= "NOT FUNNY!"
***="SHUT THE HELL UP, NASH!"