Hi, Alex of Burg here. Nall's with me too.*To the tune of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"*
*Scene: Ashton is walking through Lacour, minding his own business, when
suddenly...*
*To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"*
Random Star Ocean 2 male: *Pops out of a barrel* Why, hello Ashy-baby! ^_^-<3
Ashton: Uh oh, uh oh! *Runs into a store*
Another random SO2 guy: *In a display of a suit of armor* Hello, Ashy-baby!
^_^-<3
Ashton: N-no, n-no! *Runs out of the store*
Yet another random SO2 guy: Hello Ashy-baby! ^_^-<3
Ashton: Why me?! WHY ME?! *Runs away*
Dias: And all the guys say he's pretty yaoi for a white boy!
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis!
Claude: You know it's kinda hard to be a character these days;
Our subject may not be gay but fangirls think it anyway!
He doesn't have clue 'cept when it comes to fashion style;
Ask him anything else and he'll make a big denial!
So don't debate if he's gay or straight;
You know the fangirls don't care either way!
They'll make him play the field,
And... uh... Buy a shield? *sweatdrop*
Make him learn Pay Day?
Dias: *sweatdrop* He's not a Pokemon, you, uh... er... line!
Claude: It's not as easy as you think,
Your rhyming stinks!
Dias: Like yours is any better, you scrawny little fink!
Chibi's voice: STICK TO THE SCRIPT, YOU TWO,
Or hey, hey, I'll kick you to the curb!
*Scene: Ashton's hiding in a barrel somewhere in Linga. Several women are in the
area with pencils and sketchbooks*
Artist 1: Come here, Ashy-baby!
Ashton: .................
Artist 2: Come on, Ashy-baby!
Gyoro and Ururun: Aroo! Aroo! *Ashton then has to flee the barrel and pursuit by
the artists*
Artist swarm: POSE for me, Ashy-baby!
Ashton: Run away, run away!
Precis: *sweatdrop* And all the fanartists say Ashton's darn yaoi-
Random SO2 males: -for a white boy! ^_^-<3
Claude: His idea of "cool tunes", sure doesn't help his case;
He has Streisand albums right next to Ace of Base!
*sweatdrop* Now he's picking out jewelry so that he looks "right",
You sure he's not just a crossdresser at night?!
So don't debate if he's gay or straight;
You know the fangirls don't care either way!
They'll make him play the field,
And... uh... get a banana peeled? *sweatdrop*
Sing songs by Doris Day?
Dias: That was utterly lame, I say.
Claude: Hey, it's not as easy as you think,
Rhyming sure stinks!
I'm still trying to work out all the kinks!
The Multiverse needs artwork, so just
Hey, hey, do that brand new piece!
Now they're drawin' him different; they won't let time lag,
He wanted something cool but they dressed him up in drag!
The ladies like to bug him; they think he's "kawaii",
Maybe they'll leave him alone now that some arists made him a "she"! *sweatdrop*
Dias: Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis!
Claude: So don't debate if he's gay or straight;
You know the fangirls don't care either way!
They'll make him play the field,
And... uh... nip at someone's heels? *sweatdrop*
Go play with clay?
Dias: That was worse, uh... er... so ix-nay?
Claude: It's not as easy as you think,
Rhyming simply stinks!
After this is over I'll go to the skating rinks?
The Multiverse needs yaoi stories, so...
The Multiverse NEEDS artwork, so...
Let's gets some more of that stuff and
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
*Long pause*
Claude: Hey, wanna get some ice cream, Dias?
Dias: *shrug* Why not? *Both exit. Ashton in a dress runs in the background,
chased by his fangirl and fanboy brigade*
Alex: And that's it! Do you want to go back?