Hello, Alex of Burg here. Nall and I are back for another tribute!Nall: And it's a tribute to someone who deserves it, Jessica de Alkirk!
Alex: So without further adeiu, here's "What Would Jessica de Alkirk Do?"
*Scene: Outside the Black Dragon Temple. Jessica and Mia have fallen under the spell of the Dark Songstress...*
Nash: Mia and Jessica are out, so's Fresca... What do you do now?
Kyle: I dunno. That guy in front of the entrance won't let us through...
Alex: Hmm... what would Jessica de Alkirk do?
Kyle: Yeah, what would she do?
*To the tune of "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"*
Alex: What would Jessy de Alkirk do if she was here right now?
She'd make a plan and she'd follow through, that's what Jessy de Alkirk'd do!
Nash: When Jessy de Alkirk was in the balloon, falling like a choad,
She managed to stay in one piece; she didn't need no blindfold!
Kyle: When Jessy de Alkirk was on Lann Island, fighting "Dragonmaster" Zoc,
She picked up a boulder and smashed him with that rock!
All: What would Jessy de Alkirk do if she were here today?
She'd be sure to kick an ass or two, that's what Jessy de Alkirk'd do!
Kyle: *Points to Nash* I hope she didn't hear thee;
The hits to the head would stunt your vocabulary!
Alex: And her dear old dad
Would run here, armor-clad!
Nash: Heh, I could defeat the two
Despite what Jessy de Alkirk'd do!
Alex and Kyle: What would Jessy de Alkirk do? *To Nash* She'd surely kick your rear!
And you would have to run in fear, screw what Jessy de Alkirk'd do!
Nash:*Spoken* But...
Alex: 'Cause when Jessy de Alkirk traveled time to the year 3010
She beat the evil Ice Milk Queen and saved us all again!
Kyle: And when Jessy built the Nanza border, she beat up Ghal-e-on!
Alex and Kyle: 'Cause Jessy de Alkirk doesn't take crap from an-y-bod-yyyyyyyyy!
Nash: *Quickly* But we should get together, and stop the songstress dark!
And we'll save Pao village too, 'cause that's what Jessy de Alkirk'd do!
Nall: *Spoken aside* He's got a point there...
Alex: *Spoken aside* That he does.
All: And we'll save Pao village too, 'cause that's what Jessy de Alkirk'd doooooooooooo!
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT JESSY DE ALKIRK'D DO!
Nall: Good night, Nall!
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